Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 121 When a man goes out to make a living, when he becomes famous, don't forget about his wretched wife!
At the entrance of the village, with the trio of mother-in-law and mother-in-law Dengshi, he walked through the back door to register, Yinshi whispered to himself.

"Really, wouldn't it be good for a dead old woman to just stay in a corner and wait to die? Why go to such a place at such an age?"

"I will never die without getting the two years' rent you owe."

"That's right! Pay back the rent! Idiot Sakata!"

In fact, Granny Dengshi and the others fell into the time-space rift together due to force majeure the day after Xin Baji fell into the time-space rift.

However, according to Xiaoyu, the time they arrived in this world was a week ago, and they came to the world of Naruto when they recovered.

On the border of the Land of Fire, they heard some rumors about the Konoha hero Shirayasha on the way, and they rushed towards Konoha together, and happened to meet Gintoki who was doing a task on the way.

Under such and such...

"In Yinshi, when a man goes out to make a fortune and achieve fame, besides returning to his hometown, it is also a commendable choice to bring his family, which has been silently supporting him, to the city to live a good life."

On Konoha's main street, she said this to Grandma Toshi, who was beside Gintoki.

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi nodded with a serious expression, and said, "I really want to bring Xiaoyu here, and throw the two of you into the mountains to fend for yourself."

"It's bad! The man who abandons the women in his hometown after he has made a name for himself outside is the worst!"

Catherine clenched her fists and said angrily.

"No, most men will abandon their wretched wives when they go out and become famous. This is the most normal phenomenon in this society! Also, if it is a wives like yours, men will not want to just abandon them. of!"

Yinshi retorted without thinking, and then he couldn't hold back and stopped, and vomited while holding on to the electric pole beside him.

Σ_("∠) vomit...

After vomiting, Yinshi wiped the corners of his mouth with a pale complexion, looked at Granny Dengshi and Catherine and continued: "It made me think of a very disgusting picture."

Granny Dengshi's cheeks burst into blue veins instantly, and she spit and spittled furiously: "No, we are the ones who are disgusting! Who would be the wife of your natural curls! Just thinking of me...Σ_("∠ )vomit…"

Catherine, who also looked a little pale, covered her stomach and said, "No, no, it's too disgusting, my stomach is a little... Where is the toilet?!"

Yinshi immediately complained: "It's you who are disgusting! It's just shit!"

"Master Yinshi, I accidentally vomited out the engine oil, where can I buy No. 92 engine oil?"

"Trouble you to automatically upgrade to the electric energy mode or the new chakra mode, there is no such thing here! At least Konoha does not!"

The noise of several people in Yinshi on the street attracted a Dai Shewan who had been a house cook these years and came out to buy vegetables.

After hearing all the words of several people, Orochimaru looked at the heavy makeup and smoking old woman who gave him a subtle familiar feeling.

At the same time, Dengshi's mother-in-law also noticed that someone was watching her, so she raised her eyes and looked over.

With a simple look at each other, Orochimaru felt something similar to a bloodline induction!

"Why? What are you looking at? Have you never seen such an enchanting beauty like me?"

Catherine, who was not watched, posed with one hand on her hips in an extremely coquettish pose, and all the passers-by hurriedly lowered their heads and quickened their pace upon seeing this.

After a while, the entire street was cleared.

Catherine, who was in a mess in the wind, kept her posture unchanged, and said firmly, "Hmph, it's a sin to be so charming that others dare not look directly at her."

Xiaoyu's eyes flashed red and said: "Master Catherine, I am connecting to Baidu to search for the treatment method of "consciousness after being hit on the head" for you, please persevere. "

"Who are you calling insane, you robot!"

"Ah, I've already found it. The answer is that hitting the head of a truck traveling at high speed may achieve an unexpected healing effect."

"He's already dead! If you hit something like that, you'll die after you hit it!"

"Trust Baidu, Lord Catherine!"

Not paying attention to the noisy Catherine and Xiaoyu, Orochimaru still looked at Grandma Toshi with his vertical pupils.

In the end, Granny Toshi was the first to break the silence, she looked away and said again: "Gintoki, let's go, aren't we going to Kabukicho?"

Hearing Granny Toshi's voice, Orochimaru suddenly opened his eyes wide!I can't help but think of a memory decades ago that I didn't care about!
My parents once said that I actually had a sister who was infected with a strange disease when she was just born, and she couldn't be cured and had to throw it away!
Could it be that…! !

In short, from this day on, Orochimaru has become a frequent visitor to Toshi Tavern on Kabukicho Street in Konoha Village.

……

After successively sending all the monsters, cowherds, gangsters, hostess girls and many familiar people to Kabukicho, Konoha's Kabukicho has become...

It was almost the same as the Kabukicho that Gintoki was familiar with!

When arranging shops and residences, it was always the root ninja of the young master who had no respect for Xinbaji.

Ah Miao, I haven't seen Yinshi yet.

According to Xin Baji, his sister seems to be planning some big event, so it's not convenient for her to come forward for the time being.

Looking at Kabukicho, which is becoming more and more familiar, Gintoki's mood is a bit complicated, but now he has a family, and a younger brother who can cook without complaint.

So, I left without thinking.

As the year approached, even Yinshi, who was still a little worried, took a few days off.

After all, the New Year's Eve dinner made by the stupid brother can't just be missed in vain.

Just after the end of the new year, Yinshi started the crazy work mode again, but this time, it was like God was playing a joke on Yinshi. Even if he searched all the corners of the Kingdom of Fire, he couldn't find any Someone who came across from the silver fucking world.

Not to mention the shadow of Kagura.

……

Three months later, March.

Gintoki, who has been searching unsuccessfully for three months, accepts the imaginary possibility that Kagura may not have fallen into the time-space rift, or even if he fell into the time-space rift, he is still alive somewhere nourished.

The main reason is that Yintoki has been working too hard for the past year, and Minato is worried that there will be some problems with Yintoki's hard work. He no longer gives Yintoki tasks, and forces Yintoki to stay in the village to rest.

By the way, these days, through some kind of DNA test, Orochimaru has confirmed that Granny Toshi is his sister who was thrown away by his parents!

So Orochimaru took his wife and four-year-old son to the Toshi Tavern in Kabukicho from time to time.

Of course, Orochimaru didn't say anything about this.

Because of the understanding of Naruto and the fact that the voice actors are the same, Mother-in-law Dengshi asked Orochimaru to solve the food (oil) problem for Xiaoyu.

Orochimaru readily agreed, and it took only a few days of hard work to figure out Xiaoyu's structure, and changed the opponent's charging method to charging chakra.

Even Gintoki couldn't help sighing after knowing this kind of thing, he is indeed the most powerful scientist in Hokage!A cross-age robot, Xiaoyu's structure can be easily understood and modified!
Of course, what Gintoki didn't know was that a certain mechanic similar to Orochimaru, known as the number one mechanic in Edo, was leading Kintoki and Saburo in a ninja village where it often rained, guiding a certain A young man with red hair and piercing eyes has mechanical knowledge.

And participated in this Ninja Village's improvement of defensive weapons in the whole ninja world and a series of researches such as the positioning system that can make cannonballs more accurate, more powerful and more energy-efficient.

"Father outside the source, can this thing called a satellite really make the New Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon more accurate?"

Yuanwai, the chief engineer of the Machinery Department of the Land of Rain, looked at the satellite that was about to be launched with his hands on his hips, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's better than having your avatar go to the scene and send the coordinates back every time you launch." Much more convenient."

After getting a positive response from Yuanwai, Nagato said sincerely: "It's really great. After having such a thing, the Land of Rain will no longer have to worry about being bullied by a big country."

"Of course, there is one thing, you can't use the things I developed to attack others casually."

"Don't worry, Daddy Yuanwai, this is never a weapon for offense, but a weapon for defending the country and protecting friends (allies)."

Hearing what Nagato said, Yuangai nodded in satisfaction, which was also the reason why he was willing to help.

"Old man! It's ready!"

Sitting in front of the satellite launch console, Jin Shi, dressed as a repairman, spoke.

"Ignition launch!!"

……

At the entrance of Konoha Village, looking at the little boy with yellow hair and three stripes on his face who was playing with the short-haired little girl with white eyes, Gintoki twitched his lips.

"Children are really troublesome. By the way, seeing their growth will make you feel like you have changed from Kakarot to Tiansang, don't you think so?"

Minato, who had a rare day off, and Kushina, who was going to a beauty shop in Kabukicho for a beauty treatment, entrusted herself with taking care of the children.

Of course, even if he needed to watch the children during the holidays, Minato didn't let go of his work. He was still reading the Daily of the League of Small Nations.

"I still say some difficult things as always, Gintoki, you mean to say that you will feel old when you see your children grow up? Indeed, I also have this feeling, that kind of slightly The feeling of loneliness, but it is not difficult to accept. Compared with the joy of Naruto's growth, this kind of loneliness is actually not worth mentioning."

"Well, it is indeed an incredible growth."

Hearing what Gintoki said, Minato suddenly felt that something was wrong, and looked up from the newspaper to find...

My four-year-old son took the shy girl with supercilious eyes and poked her in the face!
At this moment, the water gate was completely messed up.

Son, you are awesome!
Dad is not as early as you!
Hinata came out to find someone who sneaked out (or someone stole it), and Hinata Hyuzu who happened to see this scene was also messed up.

I... myself and Hokage are going to get married?

Obito, who had just returned from a mission with Lin, wanted to confess his love several times but dared not, was completely messed up.

I'm not as good as a four-year-old child?

"Okay, I'm done kissing, it's your turn."

Xiao Naruto said with a smile, while Xiao Hinata timidly glanced around at the people who were staring at him.

"That... Naruto-kun, can we... can we go to a place where no one is there? There are too many people here..."

Crowd: ...

The boy is awesome!
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