Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 119 I heard that the cafe in Nerima is full of cartoonists!
The country of fire, Konoha.

summer.

Because of the signing of the Alliance Agreement with the Land of Thunder half a year ago and the fact that Kirigakure suddenly withdrew his troops for some reason and remained silent until now, Konoha has been peaceful for the past six months.

In the days without war, although there is no chance of becoming famous, peace is the most precious thing that cannot be replaced.

At least the vast majority of Konoha's ninjas, the people at the bottom, and Hokage's lineage thought so, including the retired Third Hokage and the current Fourth Hokage who were sitting next to Gintoki that night.

"Ah~ Peace is so good~"

The third generation sighed with emotion, and the fourth generation Hokage Namikaze Minato, who was sitting on the other side of Gintoki, also raised his face and echoed softly: "Yes~ It would be great if it was always like this..."

At this time, sitting in front of the small steel ball machine in the middle, Yinshi, who lost again, finally couldn't help complaining.

"Why do two men with disharmonious families feel peaceful here? Why do they all come to Yinsang after being kicked out by their wives? It's really annoying! Are you two married men? Marriage crisis refuge?!"

Well, although Konoha is very peaceful, some people's families are not so peaceful.

The first is the third generation. At this age, the family situation is in jeopardy. Recently, let alone the sofa, they are not allowed to stay even at home. Today is another day when they are thrown out again.

I even heard that the third generation's wife, Biwako, was planning to divorce the third generation and let her leave the house.

Although in the past six months, the third generation, who realized the importance of the family, worked hard and never went to that kind of shop again, but still did not change the determination of Lake Biwa, and...

My eldest son, daughter-in-law and second son are all standing on the side of Lake Biwa this time!I have become a real loner in that family!

The water gate on the side smiled awkwardly: "Here...isn't there free air conditioning and free coffee to drink? And this should be considered a public place, right?"

Minato, a well-recognized good man in Hokage, although he has never been to that kind of shop, the situation at home is not too harmonious.

After all, if a woman wants to be angry and lose her temper, she doesn't need any valid reason at all!For this, a "nerd" like Minato can't handle it.

Therefore, Minato, who was blasted out by the inexplicably angry Kushina, who didn't know that the other party's real intention was actually to want to be comforted by him and to say a few nice words, obediently obeyed Kushina's last sentence before closing the door.

"Sleep on the street today!"

Emotional intelligence is very worrying.

"Excuse me, clerk Sang, let me have another cup of coffee."

The water gate of the small steel ball shop, which works all night, showed his iconic air-conditioned smile to the lady who passed by.

……

Glancing at Minato who was able to work seriously without being influenced by others in such a noisy environment, Gintoki refocused his attention on the small steel ball machine in front of him.

While stuffing the small steel ball, he said casually, "Since it's work, wouldn't it be fine to work in Hokage's office? Isn't that your territory?"

"Don't underestimate the cost of air conditioning, Yinshi!"

Looking at Minato who said such a sentence with a serious expression, Gintoki fell silent.And at this moment, when the third generation on the other side pulled the silver, he pointed to the small steel ball machine in front of him and asked.

"Yinshi, just put this ball through this hole, shall we?"

Gintoki was silent for a long time after seeing the third generation who had completely returned to the meaning, and even tried the small steel ball machine, and Minato, who was serious about his work.

Take a deep breath.

"Give me enough, you two! Family disharmony at that level can be resolved by just saying a few nice words, giving her a casual gift, or throwing her in the movie theater!"

"Huh? Really?" Minato asked.

"Female force, female force (no, no, no, no)~"

Lu Jiu's voice came from directly opposite Yinshi, and he got up and handed a document to Minato, then sat down again and sighed, "I've tried it, it doesn't work at all, it's too casual, but I can’t handle women. Ahhh~ I’m in trouble~”

Silver Hour: ...

"Damn it! The grand prize won't come out all night!"

"Staff Sang! Another thousand steel balls!"

"Beer, here's a can of beer!"

"Here too!"

Listening to the yelling of the ninjas who crowded the pachinko shop to the brim, Gintoki finally understood why Konoha Night's pachinko shop was always overcrowded.

Probably all of them are ninjas who have nowhere to go because their families are not harmonious and their wives kick them out.

"Heh, a bunch of self-deprecating guys~"

Lu Jiu complained speechlessly: "You are the one who is least qualified to say this, right? It's so troublesome to talk about it..."

Ignoring Lu Jiu's complaints, Yinshi stood up and scolded with a serious expression: "Listen up! You idiots! When you are degrading yourself in this kind of place, someone is worrying about you!

Maybe they said some cruel things to you, but know that women are duplicity creatures!No, it should be said that the entire human race is such a duplicity creature!
Human beings, the more important people are, the more they will say some hurtful things!Guys who don't even realize that, guys who don't realize the importance of it when they still have it..."

Speaking of this, Yinshi suddenly paused, a pair of dead fish eyes that were always lacking in motivation suddenly flashed a strong color of sadness, although it disappeared in a flash, it was still noticed by the nearest Minato.

"...By the time you lose it, it's already too late."

……

Looking at the group of ninjas who got up and left one after another after thinking quietly for a while because of Gintoki's words, Minato was deeply moved.

As expected of a silver hour.

"No more beer."

"I don't need a thousand small steel balls."

"Me too."

……

One after another, the ninjas left their seats, including a facially paralyzed patriarch of the Uchiha clan who was sitting alone in the corner of the small steel ball shop, and left his seat after crossing his arms and thinking.

"Well, I'll go and ask Kushina to forgive me too."

After saying this with a smile, Minato disappeared into the small steel ball shop with a stack of documents in his arms.

"Ah~ Trouble~ I feel troublesome when I think about going back and apologizing~"

Lu Jiu scratched the back of his head and stood up. Although he said trouble after sentence after sentence, his footsteps did not stop at all.

In just a few minutes, the small steel ball shop that was just overcrowded became empty.Ignoring the store manager who came to his side, the veins on his forehead were still throbbing, Gintoki slightly raised the corners of his mouth and threw himself into the battle again.

And at this moment, the sound of winning the jackpot came from the machine on the side.

"I won! Silver hour! The old man won!"

Gintoki fell silent as he watched Thirdaime who instantly pointed to the winning screen and exclaimed.

There's actually someone here who isn't listening at all!
……

Early in the morning, seven o'clock.

When I bought some ingredients and silver for dog food in the shopping street, I passed by the entrance of the newly built Kabukicho street a few years ago.

Stopping in his tracks, Gintoki looked up at the familiar Kabukicho street, and couldn't help but think of another Kabukicho street.

And those who were most familiar.

Shaking his head, after throwing those familiar figures that he hadn't seen in several chapters out of his mind, Gintoki turned and left.

However, at this moment.

"Silver...Silver Mulberry..."

After hearing the familiar boy's voice, Gintoki's footsteps froze, and his expression also disappeared into some kind of shadow at the same time.

Eight-year-old Shimura Shinpachi, with a look of disbelief, wiped his glasses and looked at the familiar figure again.

"Silver...Silver Mulberry..."

"new…"

Yinshi opened his mouth cautiously but couldn't finish the words "Xin Baji", and at the same time he didn't dare to look back at the first time.

"Yin Sang! It's me!"

Xin Baji, who was wearing a backpack, burst into tears, and rushed towards Gintoki, "It's me! It's Shimura Shin Baji!"

And at this moment, Yinshi turned around and raised his hand to prevent Xin Baji from approaching, speaking very plainly.

"Sorry, you misunderstood the person, I am not the self-willed and depraved Madao Sakata Gintoki in Ginfuma, but the hero of Konoha, the best friend of the Fourth Hokage, Shirayasha Hatake Gintoki. In the future Or maybe become one of those tax thieves who get paid a lot of money without doing anything and spend their entire lives working comfortably!"

"Uh?"

Xinbaji didn't realize what Yinshi's words meant for a while.

"That's why you don't want oil bottles!"

In an instant, Xin Baji came to his senses, and then his face darkened, he directly kicked Yin Shi's face with a flying kick, and broke his mouth at the same time.

"It's too late to change your inherent image in the eyes of readers now! Don't think that you can change your body after arriving in the world of Naruto! You useless uncle is a natural character!!"

Yin Shi, who was kicked to the ground, held his bloody nose and said back: "It doesn't matter if you change the natural curls! It's already in another work, so it doesn't matter if you change it! You don't understand at all. The pain of natural rolls!"

"That's the hardest thing to change!"

"Impossible! The attribute of natural curls shouldn't be as difficult to change as your virgin attribute! Natural curls shouldn't be as heavy as your fate!"

"Who do you say is the fate of eternal virginity!" Xin Baji became excited instantly, his big red eyes widened and his pupils enlarged, "Are you still underestimating virginity? Are you underestimating virginity! You know A man who is still a virgin at the age of 30 can change his job to Kato Taka with the hand of God!"

"So you can be satisfied with just using your hands? Xinbaji!"

"go to hell!!"

At this time, Danzo, who was hiding in the corner and watching the scene from a distance, was silent for a moment, and then looked at the ten-year-old A Miao with bent eyes and a smile on his face.

"Xiao Miao, let Xiao Ba get close to the boy of Hatake's family, is he really sure that he will become ours?"

"Of course, Uncle." A Miao smiled very sweetly, but then suddenly showed a certain black-bellied expression and gradually clenched her fists, "Everything is in my plan."

(End of this chapter)