Gintama's Naruto Story

Chapter 107 Remember to change your shorts every day!
The next day, because he had to accompany Gintoki to "apologize" to the fire country daimyo, Sandaime didn't show up for a whole day.

It wasn't until dusk that the third generation who "sorry" appeared in Hokage's office wearing only briefs.

"The daimyo-sama is really huge~hehehe~"

"I'm not inferior to young people! Come again!"

"My lord, you lost again~hehehe..."

Looking at the third generation who smelled of alcohol and was already drunk and still babbling, Minato blinked his eyes.

After being silent for a long time, he pointed to Gintoki, who was dressed in the same outfit but with different underwear, who hugged each other and fell asleep soundly drunk, and asked Gintoki who was still barely sober despite drinking a lot.

"Then what... what happened? Did the shorts of the third generation and the daimyo switch?"

"Hey? Is there one? How did you see it?"

Gintoki asked drunkenly, supported by Obito who had been waiting at the door of the shop while Gintoki and the others were having fun.

"The ones the third generation is wearing are obviously Daimyo's shorts! The stain on the front is exactly the same as what I saw yesterday!"

"What are you talking about? Aren't men's shorts like this? Those are easy to get dirty! That's why the shorts have to be changed every day, right?"

Watergate:……

Obito said: "Then what, so the daimyo-sama is wearing the third generation's shorts now, and the third is wearing the daimyo's shorts?"

"I've heard such rumors."

Gintoki's expression suddenly became serious, and he pinched his chin and began some unknown historical explanation: "The first Hokage Senju Hashima encountered many difficulties when he first created Konoha, and the biggest difficulty was following the Negotiation of the Fire Nation Daimyo. In order to show his love for the Fire Nation and his loyalty to the Daimyo, Senju Hashima took off his shorts in front of the Daimyo at that time!

At that time, the fire country daimyo was also moved by the sincerity of the first Hokage to take off his shorts and finally agreed to the establishment of the ninja village. Afterwards, he took off his shorts and exchanged them with Senjuzhujian.This incident later became a good talk that was talked about.Known as the turn of shorts in history! "

"I see!"

Obito understood in an instant, and looked at the third generation and the fire country daimyo with emotion: "In a sense, the daimyo and the third generation reproduced the most important historical moment of Konoha! It is not only Shorts, that's a symbol of peace!"

At this moment, while Gintoki and the others were having fun in the store, they were waiting outside the door. Kakashi, who had just brought back Daimyo and the third generation, couldn't stand it anymore.

"Then what... Obito, this idiot, he coaxed you, there is no such history at all. What is the acquaintance of shorts? There is no such thing at all!"

"Huh? No?" ×2
Looking at Minato and Obito who were stunned for a moment and asking questions at the same time, Kakashi was silent, and then he held his forehead and showed a tired expression.

"Why do you think it's true? That kind of thing is fake! What is the exchange of shorts? What's the point? Not at all!"

"No sense? No, I'm afraid not at all."

Gintoki shook his head at this moment and said, his expression also became serious, and he looked at the third generation and Fire Country Daimyo who fell on the ground: "This kind of thing should have other meanings. The exchange of shorts is in a sense. It's like giving your life to the other party!

The village fights for the country, and the village needs the full trust of the country and its wholehearted support without hesitation.Neither will work without the other!
In other words, exchanging shorts means in a sense that one's life (root) is handed over to the other party for protection! "

"Damn it! It's actually quite reasonable!"

Kakashi cursed in a low voice, but then he was patted on the shoulder by Gintoki.

"Kakashi, not only what is written in history books is called history, remember it clearly for me!"

"Shut up! This kind of nonsense is not called history!"

"Wait, I haven't finished yet." Gintoki raised his hand to stop Kakashi, and then his eyes deepened again with a bit of emotion, "After the friendship in shorts, in order to live up to Daimyo's trust , the first generation of Hokage Senju Hashirama wears the daimyo's shorts every day in order to remind himself not to let down the trust of the daimyo...

In the end, due to lack of hygiene and infection of germs, he died young, and the magnificent life of a generation of ninja gods came to an end.Therefore, it is better to change things like shorts every day!Did you hear everything clearly?Readers in front of the screen! "

"Are you talking about this?!" Kakashi started the crazy spit mode: "Why did the last topic go back to the shorts and need to be changed every day! Speaking of which, the first generation adults are not like that! And Obito, why are you trembling? Yes Are you worried that you will die because you don’t change every day? Why do you believe it? Are you an idiot?”

"Teacher, Brother Yinshi, I'm in a hurry so I'll go back first..."

After all, Obito turned around tremblingly, and made up his mind in his heart, from now on, the shorts must be changed every day, so as not to repeat the mistakes of the first generation of adults!

"Silver, let's stop talking about the first generation of adults here, and don't talk about it in the future."

Minato coughed twice to remind Konoha that it is a felony to make arrangements for the first generation of adults. After hearing this, the villagers' respect for the first generation of adults will weaken.

That's what Yinshi said, there are no outsiders here, if any of these two conditions are not met, even Minato will not be able to make room for it.

"Hey hey~"

Gintoki waved his hand perfunctorily, in fact, he has always been disgusted with Konoha's way of only promoting the bright side of Hokage.

Regardless of whether it is inside or outside the village, as long as some celebrities and Hokage in Konoha are mentioned, there are basically only positive rumors.

Negative rumors do not exist at all!
Of course, Gintoki was an exception. When the villagers mentioned Gintoki, they didn't think of the hero Shiroyasha, but the good-for-nothing ninja who was often seen at the entrance of the casino in shorts after losing everything.

Scratching his head, Yinshi continued: "But, just like idols, they do have a glamorous side, but if you only focus on the glamorous side, there will be problems. You must know that they also pick their noses in private , will also go to the toilet.

And Naruto and heroes are not the same in a sense?Only leaving the glamorous side of the achievements in the history books is prone to bigger problems.Those who deceive reality will only suffer the consequences of being deceived by reality in the end. "

Minato, who could barely understand, asked: "Does that mean that all merits and demerits must be recorded in the history books? If there are only merits, there is no way to learn from those mistakes, and it is easy to cause some kind of radical personality cult."

Yinshi also admired Minato's quick mind, but his face remained calm, and said, "Who knows, this kind of thing has nothing to do with ordinary ninjas like us, we just need to remember that the shorts need to be changed every day. "

"It is indeed a profound historical lesson." Obito nodded and took over the conversation, with a serious and serious expression.

Seeing Obito who appeared so abruptly, Kakashi complained again after being silent: "When did you come back? Have you changed it? And why are you summing it up? The lesson of history is that shorts need to be changed every day? This What kind of history lesson is that!"

(End of this chapter)