Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

on stage.

  The welcome from the audience is never lacking.

  Especially in the Northeast, the enthusiasm of these people in the Northeast can be imagined, which made the theater full of joy.

  Even while recording, I couldn’t help shouting.

  Because Qi Yuncheng had performed once in a small theater before, and some people saw it online and liked this kind of airborne actor very much.

  But this time he had to measure his workload.

  "Thank you for your applause and encouragement. Next, we two brothers will tell you a cross talk. You can see that I am collaborating with my senior brother again."

  Qi Yuncheng stood aside and looked at the audience below and said, "It's luck."

  "I need a brief introduction when I come to the stage." Meng Hetang was in good condition. At the same time, he also thought about this cross talk. "The person standing next to me is Qi Yuncheng. The senior brother of Deyun Club is from Yanjing. I am different. I am Halpin's."

  "You're local."

  "My family lives in Acheng. Acheng used to be a city, but now it has become a district, so now I dare to say that I am from Harbin."

  "Yes, I watched how you were eliminated in my hometown."

  As soon as he refused to deal with anyone, Meng Hetang turned his head and looked at his senior brother, "No problem, I'm still far from being eliminated. I can't be like the others below who sit on the bench."

  When it comes to the cold bench, the brothers in sportswear below are all feeling uncomfortable. If they are not eliminated, they will never be able to get on.

  All waiting to be filled.

  Especially the sesame cakes, I guess they won’t be available in the last one or two issues.

  The cross talk we are talking about today is a combination of some small baggage, telling interesting stories from childhood.

  "My friend Gouzi and I didn't play anything when we were young? Chopping sandbags, pushing hoops, slapping, bouncing, and jumping rubber bands."

  At this point, Qi Yuncheng suddenly looked surprised and looked carefully behind the table, "Hey, have you ever played rubber band jumping? Didn't you notice?"

  "What's the matter?" Meng Hetang said confidently, "A bunch of girls can't beat me."

  "That's when Iron Threshold was practiced, right? This is the boy's skill."

  As he talked and laughed, the brothers who knew him below the stage applauded one after another, and the audience who had seen him understand the point of the joke.

  He likes to be able to match everything.

  Give people a sense of surprise.

  Meng Hetang also knew his senior brother's style, but he didn't expect to be able to say this, "Don't worry about your hobbies. Anyway, playing these games is very healthy. But when I reach a certain age, I am different from other children."

  "how?"

  "I don't like playing with this, I like going to school."

  Audience: "Hey~~"

  The hecklers appeared immediately.

  Qi Yuncheng was very happy and looked at his partner next to him, "Oh, who will believe what you say?"

  "Don't believe it, what did I like most at that time? Chinese classes!"

  The theme of today's episode is vivid. Qi Yuncheng put out his spirit and wanted to earn more points. "Many people like Chinese."

  "Gouzi and I are in the same class, and it's so fun to be together. But our teacher is very strict."

  "Generally speaking, the teacher is the class teacher in Chinese language."

  Entering the role, Meng Hetang picked up his fan as a pointer and looked at the people sitting below, "Okay, stop talking, Gouzi, stop talking, do you hear Gouzi?
  Now let’s start the class. What class will we take? Let's start practicing making sentences. What sentences should we use? Thriving, the students thought about how to make it. "

  Qi Yuncheng said, "This word is not too difficult."

  "Everyone raised their hands enthusiastically, Gouzi..." Meng Hetang stood behind the microphone and raised his hands wildly, raising one hand every second, "I'm coming! I'm coming! Woof, woof!"

  As soon as there was any movement of the dog, Qi Yuncheng immediately looked for Zhang Jiunan who was sitting below, "Come on, Gouzi, lend me your dog leash. I'll tie him up first, otherwise I'm afraid he will bite me."

  Hahahahaha!
  He knew Zhang Jiunan's nicknames and could understand the words here very well.

  Meng Hetang continued: "It's like the teacher can't see the dog. Come on, this classmate, you can make a sentence. A little girl stood up: Our class... has a thriving environment."

  Qi Yuncheng said: "It describes the atmosphere as good."

  "Okay, okay, that's what I mean. That classmate, you come up with a sentence. Gouzi is next to you, I'll do it!! I'll do it!!" Meng Hetang frowned and looked at Gouzi's appearance, "Please calm down for a while Is it okay? What is this? Let others answer.

  Teacher, our school is thriving.

  Pretty good...that...

  Teacher, here I come! I come! "

  Looking around, Meng Hetang gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you come."

  "I have to call Gouzi."

  "Thank you, teacher! Teacher, I found..."

  "what happened?"

  "Xinxin in our class looks like Grandma Rong."

  Get rid of this baggage.

  Qi Yuncheng's face was drooping. If he were not the captain of the seventh team, he would feel like Liu Xiaoting had a broken baggage.

  But fortunately the baggage can be heard.

  "Yeah!!" The dog played by Meng Hetang was very happy, while Qi Yuncheng was counting this thing next to him, and complained, "Xinxin looks like... Grandma is here, right? I'll stab him to death later." you."

  "Change a word. What should I change? Side by side."

  "Oh, this is a bit simpler. I have already made this sentence."

  "Who comes first?" Meng Hetang looked at it and pointed at one person, "Xinxin comes first."

  "Yes, let Aunt Rong come first." Qi Yuncheng said.

  "Teacher, I am doing my homework and reading at the same time."

  "Okay, Rongrong, you can do it again."

  "Rong Rong? Isn't Grandma Rong really here?"

  "I'm eating and watching TV at the same time. Okay, okay. Let's watch the dog at this time. Me!! Me!! Me!!" Meng Hetang started his inhuman performance again, raising his hands crazily for fear of not being able to light himself up. .

  Qi Yuncheng felt really uncomfortable watching from the side, "Can you call the demon catcher over? Your true colors will soon be revealed again in class."

  "Give you a chance." After saying this, Meng Hetang gasped for breath, as if he was tired from raising his hands, looked ahead and said: "Teacher always educates me with sincere words..."

  "Educate what?"

  "Get out of here, get out of here!!"

  It's becoming less and less a toy, but the audience likes it very much, and smiles appear on their faces. "The teacher is also afraid of biting it."

  "Are you mad at me? Is that what I said? Give me another one."

  "The teacher is unhappy."

  "I had a very strict father who would always whip me side by side."

  Hahahaha!

  This baggage was better than the previous one. Qi Yuncheng saw a girl below who was so happy that she could not stop laughing on the chair.

  She was happy, and Meng Hetang was also happy. The actor-teacher smiled happily and said, "This is good, you are quite interesting. Let's change it to another one. Oops, I'm still looking forward to it a little bit."

  What to say? To be serious, who of you will come?

  This is the dog! I! I! I!
  Just wait a moment, there needs to be some preparation ahead for Xinxin to come. "

  "Is there any foreshadowing? Xinxin provoked whomever, paving the way for the dog." Qi Yuncheng said in disbelief.

  He couldn't believe it. Yu Qian was very satisfied during the break at this moment. As a godfather, he had seen Meng Hetang's growth. There was a hint of that in his words just now.

  "Xinxin said, the teacher is always serious in class. He is good and standard, but there is no baggage."

  "Teacher, why do you want to burden me!!"

  Once again, I was surprised, and at the same time, I turned it over with admiration.

  "Rong Rong, come here. Teacher, my father doesn't have any serious books."

  "Hey, this is good." Qi Yuncheng smiled beside him. "Okay, this is okay." Meng Hetang was very happy, but his expression changed, and he put all his expectations on Gouzi, and kept telling him, "Gouzi, you can't lose to her, don't let her Cover it. Come on, give me a good one."

  When the role changed, Meng Hetang suddenly realized, "Teacher, I'm not prepared. Serious, serious, oh, teacher, I understand."

  "Know what."

  "The man who reported the parking told me that the book is... serious and good."

  Qi Yuncheng said: "What a mess."

  "This one is a little worse than Rongrong, let's increase the difficulty."

  "The teacher's expectations were not met."

  "Gouzi, be prepared." Meng Hetang's expression at this moment was extremely exciting, and he completely felt that he was placing great trust in him.

  "I'm really looking forward to it." Qi Yuncheng said unconsciously.

  "What's next for us? Let Xinxin come first, and you won't be able to stop after this one."

  "Yo? The difficulty has suddenly increased."

  "Dog!" Meng Hetang shouted while holding on to the table, pointing with his finger. He was so excited that he was trembling to the point of trembling. "Be prepared. I'll ask Xinxin to pave the way for you. Do you hear me?"

  Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "If I were this child's parent, I could sue you."

  "Xinxinlai: Teacher, my grandpa bought me a popsicle, but my mother won't let me eat it. I can't stop eating it." After saying this, Meng Hetang pulled it directly, as if in a hurry, "Okay, sit down quickly. ,Next!"

  "What did you hear? You're next? Can you respect Xinxin?"

  "There's Rongrong. Rongrong, come here, please work harder. Rongrong: Teacher... I, our bathroom heater can't be used."

  "it is good."

  Qi Yun Chengdu applauded from the side. The fact that he can create these things is really the essence of Team Seven.

  Meng Hetang didn't stop on the stage, and kept cheering up, "Gouzi! Gouzi, did you hear that? The latecomer comes on top, come on, overtake her!! The teacher can't wait any longer, hurry up!" Hurry up, the teacher is almost dying."

  Qi Yuncheng was speechless. This was almost becoming a burdensome competition. Then he complained, "The teacher was really bitten by a dog."

  "Teacher, please wait for me." The roles were reversed. The dog played by Meng Hetang was also very excited. From the beginning, he didn't call him, but now he turned to expectation, and he was also very excited.

  After thinking for a while, he finally spoke.

  "Teacher, my dad had his birthday one day. I bought him a gift. When he got it, he looked at it and said something to me."

  "say what?"

  "Son..." Meng Hetang looked at the thing in his hand and pushed it out, "Dad Jade can't have this!"

  This thing is amazing.

  The audience couldn't stand it.

  Meng Hetang himself was also the same, his face turned red with excitement and he danced, "Wizard, you are the best student the teacher has ever taught. Now students will go to self-study first."

  "what?"

  "Teacher needs to go back to the office." Meng Hetang suppressed his smile, turned around and ran to the side.

  Qi Yuncheng immediately explained, "I ran to the office to spread the news."

  Walking back slowly, he finally returned to his original state with a smile, "Tell the teacher, the math teacher will be here soon."

  "The math class has changed."

  Picking up the fan as a pointer, Meng Hetang still looked at the students and said: "I heard from your Chinese teacher that your class is very happy and can even form sentences. That's okay, she has a stomachache and can't come."

  "It hurts to laugh."

  "Let me speak for her, what are we going to talk about this time? Let's talk about the Pythagorean theorem." Meng Hetang turned his back to write on the blackboard, but suddenly turned his head. His expression was serious at first, but the next second he laughed crazily, "Gouzi , can you make a sentence using the Pythagorean Theorem!!”

  Qi Yuncheng stood nearby and didn't want to talk to him. He was in a crazy state today. "Is there any sentence construction in math class?"

  "Make a sentence!!" Meng Hetang looked at Gouzi and shouted, "Otherwise I won't be able to tell them when I go back, Pythagorean Theorem, make a sentence, hurry up, hurry up.

  Teacher, let me think about it, Pythagorean theorem...Pythagorean theorem...I have it. I went to play football that day, and my classmate passed the ball to my feet with a bang. I hooked my foot, and my butt~~ Settled. "

  The scene was already crazy with laughter, and there was a lot of laughter.

  Qi Yuncheng sighed, "This bitch is blind if he doesn't talk about cross talk."

  "Go to... self-study!" Meng Hetang shook his head, ran to the side and then pulled him back with praise, "Your class is really good."

  "It was so awesome, it made the teacher happy. But something happened soon, and the principal came."

  Qi Yuncheng explained to the audience, "It's a mess. Can the principal not come?"

  "The principal led a group of teachers, and the teachers followed him dejectedly. What's going on? Who is the dog?"

  "They're all famous."

  Looking at Gouzi, Meng Hetang asked, "I heard that you are very good at making sentences, right? Are all your classes changed to Chinese classes? How did you teachers manage this?"

  Qi Yuncheng cooperated from the side, "I didn't take care of it."

  Meng Hetang suddenly became excited again and kept nodding, "Principal, he is really good at making sentences. Really, you ask him to give you one, and you can't stop if you ask him to give it to you."

  The math teacher is unhappy and wants to give up. You ask him to teach you the Pythagorean theorem, and the dog gives you one. "

  "It's almost becoming a masterpiece."

  "Gouzi said, don't make any money, I'll give you one. The principal doesn't understand, okay, give me one."

  "This is going to be a special show soon."

  "Teacher, you have to listen to me slowly. Because I am very naughty, our bathroom heater can no longer be used. My father was angry and whipped me. Then he bought a serious bathroom heater manual, and there was still one left. If the screws can’t be inserted, I’ll use my foot to check the screws.”

  Together, Qi Yuncheng frowned, "Anyone with a little education may not be able to understand this."

  Meng Hetang: "What a genius."

  Qi Yuncheng: "The principal is also a fan."

  "You can do it, Gouzi. You can't leave our school. Don't transfer to another school. I don't have a scholarship here, so I'll give it to you..."

  Meng Hetang hurriedly took the thing off his neck, "It's been handed down from our ancestors, come and take the child, the principal gave it to you.

  Oh, good guy, Gouzi took Kaixin and said something. "

  "what?"

  "Principal...this, daddy Jade can't have it!"

  "What a mess!"

  The cross talk fell to the bottom.

  The audience burst into applause. Today's cross talk really had a different flavor.

  The sad cross talk before and this one are enough to prove Meng Hetang's ability.

  In the rest room, Yu Qian spoke slowly, "The children have made a lot of progress in variety shows, and their growth is visible to the naked eye."

  "Yes, the children have all grown up, so Yuncheng is the one who deliberately keeps them."

  When a master understands his apprentice, "Now he teaches drum music to his apprentice, and he also wants to teach storytelling to his children in the future. But if he can do both, he will be an artist."

  I think he's very talented.

  Mr. King said it when he was here.

  Not to mention the drum music performance, which is very popular among Tianjin elders. "

  Yu Qian nodded, but understood why the child did this, "Everyone has his own ambition. Don't you remember that before getting married, Yuncheng wanted to learn well in every subject, studied very hard, and even wanted to learn opera from his teacher.

  I figured it out after I got married. "

  "Yes." Guo Degang looked deeply at the child bowing on the stage, "He also realized that all arts should not be too anxious. This is when he has enlightened on the whole art. He is no longer as sharp as he was when he was young, and he keeps learning.

  In the end, you have to choose what you love the most.

  What he loves most is the cross talk that his grandfather Zhang took him to eat together. It is his love for cross talk and his love for those days. "

  "But it may be because I have an apprentice, so I decided to stop it. I was young and frivolous at the time, and my drum music was so good that many old gentlemen praised me." Yu Qian suddenly thought of Lanlan and quickly looked at the old man next to him. Say something to your partner.

  Guo Degang chuckled, "Yes, people do change with age."