Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

In a kindergarten, a group of children are eating.

Jingjing was surrounded by two little girls chatting, while Xixi was eating heavily with her best friend.

The rice in the bowl is finished.

She immediately got up and went to the dining area to continue playing. She seemed not to be full.

The kindergarten chef who came to see this scene was very pleased. It was more than just gratifying. Watching her eat could make her wonder, "Is it delicious?"

"good to eat."

"Eat more if it's delicious."

"Ah."

Xixi made some more rice and vegetables, but not much, just enough for her own appetite.

It's impossible to eat yourself up.

After finishing the meal, I sat back on the stool and started eating dry rice again like a storm, putting big spoonfuls of it into my mouth.

The little girl next to her, Qing Qing, was already dying. She didn't have her appetite, and she was already full after eating the first meal.

But Xixi's appetite is unknown.

He eats more than a little boy.

Some little boys saw this and deliberately tried to be brave and wanted to eat more. They couldn't be compared with the girls, but they couldn't do it.

Xixi has also been training with her mother for several years.

But while the two little guys were having lunch respectively, Qi Yuncheng got up from bed in a hotel abroad. It was morning here, the sun was shining outside the window, and the weather was good.

By noon, it is expected that the weather will still be hot.

"Brother Cheng, are you up?"

Less than a minute after I sat on the bed and woke up, the sound of making biscuits suddenly came from outside the door.

"Do you have an alarm clock? I just woke up, so on time?" Qi Yuncheng scratched his hair, put on his slippers and went to open the door, and found Shaobing holding a toothbrush and preparing to wash up.

"You come to me to wash up? Why don't you have a bathroom?"

"No, I was going to wash up, but then I remembered that I saw some nice things when I went to the mall with Xiao Si and the others yesterday. Do you want to go and have a look? I want to buy gifts for my children."

The appearance of the two little guys came to mind. Qi Yuncheng was right to think about it. He couldn't stay in the hotel forever. "Okay, let's go out and take a look today."

After saying the things, Shaobing still refused to leave while holding the cup and toothbrush, with an unspeakable expression on his face.

"what happened?"

"That... is Brother Cheng. How much money did you exchange for this time? I almost used it for shopping yesterday."

"Good guy, are you here as a purchasing agent?"

"No." Shaobing said with a flattering look on his face, "I thought I couldn't buy anything, so I didn't change much. If you have any, please lend me some first. I'm too lazy to change... I don't want to go into their bank, it's easy to trick people."

"Okay, why don't I lend it to you, Xiaosi?"

"He's so tight."

After entering the room, Qi Yuncheng took out some foreign currency that he had exchanged in China and lent it to him. After borrowing it, he waited until lunch at noon before playing with them.

It’s rare to go abroad, so I want to buy some things for my family, especially some snacks for my children and wife. I’ll look at the rest of the special items later.

Arrived at the mall.

Qi Yuncheng chose things without any cover. Foreign countries are not domestic. A bunch of foreigners don't know what cross talk actors are, so they won't attract attention when they get together.

At most I know they are Chinese.

However, in the snack area, it was not easy for him as a father to choose, because he found that the snacks were pretty much the same, but at most they had some flavors and brands that were not available in China.

Fortunately, I can order in English, otherwise I would have to put it in the shopping cart.

So I started picking them up and putting them in the shopping cart.

Halfway through the selection, he realized that he was not the type to pick snacks. It took him a long time to order so much in the shopping cart, and he still had to do it himself.

So I decisively took out my mobile phone and made a video call to my family.

It's noon now. According to the time difference, Xixi and Jingjing should have been picked up home after school.

A few seconds into the video call, my wife's face suddenly appeared on the screen.

"Husband? Let me tell you, the food in their kindergarten today is so good, I'm so greedy that I want to eat it."

The kindergarten will show the meals to the parents who come in the afternoon every day. Every time Song Yi is shown, she feels that it is like heaven for her children to go to kindergarten. When she was a child, she went to kindergarten and had to take her home for lunch.

But as she spoke, her eyes immediately changed when she noticed the difference behind her husband's body.

“Where is your supermarket abroad?”

"Isn't that true? I don't know what to buy when I come here. I'll call the children over and have a look. I can buy whatever they like."

"Okay! Xixi, Jingjing, dad is calling you, come here quickly, don't come again before we miss the opportunity."

At this time, the two little guys have just finished school.

I didn’t even keep my school bag in it for long, so I just played with the noodles.

The little girl still stretched out her little hands to smooth the hair of the noodles. Since she knew that the noodles were much older than her in terms of age, she usually took more care of her.

"Dog, be good. Xixi will give you delicious food when the time comes, but the dog must like Xixi, and Xixi will also like the dog."

After saying this, Xixi heard her mother's cry and immediately threw away the noodles and rushed over without hesitation.

Noodles lay on the ground speechless, saying that he liked himself.

Fortunately, there is still a little owner around to touch him, and he enjoys it very much.

But the next second there was another shout.

"Brother, it's dad. Dad is calling."

With a snap, Jingjing decisively let go of the dog and rushed towards her mother.

Noodles felt like crying, so he could only feel aggrieved and ran over with the two little masters to see what was going on.

It’s time for a video call.

Looking at the snack area behind her father, the little girl opened her mouth and was dumbfounded. The expression on her face was very wonderful, as if she had seen something extraordinary.

Because it didn’t recognize any of them, the pinyin written on the snacks was completely different from the usual packaging.

"What's wrong with Xixi? Pick what you like and dad will buy it for you."

Trying to look at the snacks on the phone, the little girl was speechless for a long time. It didn't help that she stretched her head closer, "Xi Xi doesn't know their words."

"You can tell how many Chinese characters you can recognize."

"I know Xixi. She knows the words for biscuits and yogurt." "It depends on your ability. Choose quickly. I'll give you 1 minute. If you don't choose, I won't buy it."

"Choose, choose."

Xixi was so frightened that she couldn't stand next to her mother. She kept looking at the words with unknown pinyin combinations along with the camera.

"Xi Xi wants this."

The picture looked like chocolate, square and square, so the little girl chose it decisively.

Qi Yuncheng took a look and found that it was indeed chocolate, a very expensive one. He was indeed a foodie, and he was very good at it.

But he is not short of money.

"Brother, you can choose too." Xixi was a little dazzled by the pinyin that seemed to fill the screen, so she quickly called in a foreign aid to slow down.

Of course Jingjing doesn’t know them, but he can see the packaging. There will be animated patterns such as biscuits, potato chips, and the Little Mermaid printed on the packaging. Anyway, choose which one looks good.

He chose a few items and immediately stood back to let his sister continue to choose.

They seemed to take turns looking at each other tacitly.

"This Xixi wants it, this Xixi wants it, and that...that Xixi doesn't want it."

"It's a shame, that's toilet paper, you can't chew it."

Not only in the snack area, but also with her mobile phone, Qi Yuncheng walked around in various ways, stopping when she reached what she wanted. But stopping also depended on luck. She really couldn't figure out what it was.

Even the packaging of toilet paper is all in English, and the brand logo also completely blocks the toilet paper inside.

"That's almost it. Don't just buy snacks. There are snacks in China." Song Yi said, she is not a child and her attention is not on this aspect.

"Okay, let the two little guys look at it for a while to see if there are any toys they like."

In fact, there is no need to buy things for children. As Song Yi said, supermarkets have nothing to do with that.

But let the children make something new and amuse them, and the parents will be happy.

After finally walking around for half an hour, Xixi and Jingjing hung up the video call with their father with satisfaction.

After hanging up the video call, the little girl raised her face and asked her mother, "How long did it take for Dad to come back?"

"You ask me every day. I don't know how many times I've asked you today. It's almost over. There aren't many days left."

He pinched the girl's soft cheeks and sent them to play with the dog while he prepared to watch a drama and rest.

When Noodles saw the little master coming over again, he suddenly became happy again.

It is no longer the puppy that was afraid of its owner pulling its hair when it was little. Now its owner no longer pulls its hair.

In fact, Xixi didn’t even say she was pulling hair when she learned to crawl. She just liked dogs and wanted to catch them whenever the dogs came close to her.

If you try to catch a dog, you will definitely be able to grab its hair. As a result, if you accidentally apply force, the hair will fall off.

Resulting in being a shadow of noodles for a while.

I don’t want to be bald when I’m young.

"How long will it take for dad to come back?"

Even when playing with the dog, the little girl would always say that because her father had just bought so many things, she was looking forward to eating them now.

Unfortunately, I don’t know how long it will take.

"Look what you read."

Putting down his cell phone, Song Yi picked up two fruits and stuffed them into Xixi's and Jingjing's mouths respectively.

"Quiet for a while, don't disturb mom while she's watching the show, okay?"

"understood."

Now that she has something to eat, the little girl finally stops thinking about it, but her heart is still the same.

Fortunately, after a while, my grandparents came back from shopping for groceries. When they saw a big fish, they decisively shifted their attention and started watching the fish and playing with them.

I even witnessed the fish cutting process.

When it comes to eating fish, both little guys like it.

"Dad just bought a lot of delicious food for Xixi."

"Really? Are you greedy again?" Mother Song was handling the ingredients and talking to the little girl beside her.

"It's not called gluttony, Xixi just likes to eat."

"Isn't that called gluttony?" Mother Song put down the knife and wiped her hands, "Xixi, let's go out and play. Don't let the smell of fish get on you. Let's eat pickled fish later, okay?"

"it is good."

As long as there is food, she will blame everything.

"Then dad can't eat anymore."

"It's okay. Your dad will have delicious food there, so you don't have to worry."

As Mother Song said, Qi Yuncheng was indeed starting to choose the food for tonight.

Tonight they are performing at a local theater, with a capacity of 6000 people, and ticket prices range from tens to hundreds of dollars.

The fare is similar to that in China.

But they are particularly motivated when performing abroad. Overseas Chinese always like crosstalk actors the most.

Every scene works well, including the opening.

Shamelessly recommend a book! "Rebirth to learn art, but starting from cross talk without anyone knowing it" The following is the introduction.

Introduction: Zhou Cheng traveled through a parallel world and found that the cross talk he loved was extremely depressed in this world. He fell into the bottom of the valley and was completely different from his previous life.

When the cross talk club organized by his master closed down, he was hesitant, wondering whether he could still make a living with this craft.

Until he was taken to an old house by his master.

"Here are the almost lost stories that your master spent half his life compiling."

"This is a fragment, a relic left by the deceased old gentleman to your master."

"This is a note left by your master. It is said to be for the younger generation to read. I don't know how many people have read it."

"Want to see other folk arts? There are also some. Your master's three newspapers all have certain experience and leftover items."

Looking at the books, fragments, manuscripts, and notes left by the old man over decades and centuries in the study room, Zhou Cheng, who had experienced rebirth, felt his blood boil in his heart.

"Master, with these things we can hope to open another cross talk club, make many people fall in love with cross talk, and increase the fortune of the founder."

"No, I brought you here to tell you not to do it again. You can't do cross talk."