Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Get up from the stool.

Xiaosi quickly went after the sesame seeds, completely confused by what was going on.

He is just like this, he does everything in a panic, and he comes to worship you at the beginning of the new year, which is totally unexpected.

"What's the matter? You want to get a red envelope?"

Instead, Shaobing asked the other party, "What?"

"What? You ask me?"

"Oh, my son is apprenticed to Brother Cheng and the others together. You just need to know about it."

"What do you mean, I just need to know it once, and I accept a disciple, and all I need to know is that it's okay? What the hell? If you want to do this, why don't you just tell me that day?
But isn’t your son only a few months old?Do you want to worship now? "

"Just in time."

"That's right. It's powerful enough. It has set a new record for our Deyun's youngest disciple."

The two began to chat about this matter. Qi Yuncheng looked at them and didn't want to interfere. Once they interfered, they would definitely get involved.

These two gossips are very annoying.

Instead, he turned to look at Lanlan. Lanlan had something to do and didn't know who she was calling.

She should be busy with her business. Qi Yuncheng went to sit next to the master and uncle and chat for a while. The Qilin Drama Club was about to open and everyone was very busy.

And when we were chatting, whoever was supposed to perform would go on stage by himself.

Among them were Yan Hexiang’s one-liners and Zhang Jiuling’s mandarin-wearing performance. The mandarin-wearing performance was one of today’s highlights.

Every year.

So when Zhang Jiuling, Master, and Wang Jiulong were performing, there were people on both sides of the side curtain.

His mandarin jacket also has its own characteristics, after all, Wang Jiulong participated.

He participated, and when it came time to take off Zhang Jiuling's mantle, the situation got out of hand, and there was a real fight.

When Qi Yuncheng and Yu Qian were fighting on the stage, they should restrain themselves. One of them was elderly.

They were different. They were hugged and beaten on the ground several times.

Scissor kick, thunder hand.

He beat the opponent with his hands and feet, showing no mercy.

In this situation, how could Guo Degang dare to stop him?Whenever someone stops you, you have to be kind.

The two of them even got up and chased each other unceremoniously on the stage.

Watching the two bandits, the master watched the whole show and wanted to see how long it would take them to finish fighting. Anyway, there was more time later.

After finally finishing the fight, the two of them continued with the next process and baggage.

In the end, all three people entered a state of excitement.

Wang Jiulong: "In the middle of the night that day, I was sleeping at our house, and I heard a beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, and I wondered what was going on under our bed.

Eh?Crickets chirp. "

Guo Degang looked at him slightly surprised, "Really?"

"Grass bugs, we like this. Let's catch it quickly. I held a flashlight in my left hand and a copybook in my right hand, but when I went under the bed at our house, I heard the beep, beep, beep, it wasn't under the bed."

"where?"

"It's at the entrance of the alley. I ran to the entrance of the alley and heard it again. Beep, beep, beep, beep, it's not at the entrance of the alley."

"where?"

"It's in Xidan, my dear. I'll take a taxi and look for you. I heard a beep too soon when I went there. It's not in Xidan."

"Where did you go again?"

"Terminal t3."

Guo Degang stood in the middle and looked at Wang Jiulong with a very frightened expression. In Terminal 3, this cricket is about to go abroad.

"No, I have to bring it back. When I got to t3, I heard the beeping sound~ I wasn't in t3."

"Oh? Where is it?"

"Afghan!"

"Oops." Guo Degang finally said in surprise, "Cricketard is going to refund the ticket! Get it back quickly!"

Hahahaha!

This gag never gets old and the audience laughs endlessly.

"I'm actually abroad. I quickly bought a plane ticket and ran to Afghanistan. I'll see when I get there. Ha..." Wang Jiulong looked at his master and asked, "Do you know how big Cricket is?"

"How big?"

"The head must be as big as a theater man, and the body must be as long as a sixteen-car train."

Guo Degang said: "You can do it."

Wang Jiulong: "The eyes are like searchlights."

Guo Degang said: "Shut up, you are talking nonsense."

"If you don't believe me, just ask him." Wang Jiulong pointed at Zhang Jiuling, who had already taken off his coat. Zhang Jiuling was quite tall. The three of them said that cross talk is like a concave character.

Guo Degang turned around and asked, "Is there a question?"

Zhang Jiuling said happily: "I've been waiting for you for a long time."

"Someone heard crickets chirping in the house, but they didn't hear it when they went to the alley, so they ran to Xidan."

"impossible."

"No in Xidan, it's time to t3."

"fart."

"I even have to go abroad to refund our Deyun Club tickets."

"There is no door, it's impossible."

"That's what he said."

"What he said was useless."

"how?"

"I do not want it."

The three people's undressing ceremony ended, and the audience burst into applause.

The atmosphere is lively.

At this moment, Qi Yuncheng and Uncle Yu were ready to take over.

The sealing was a little different this time. He was partnered with Uncle Yu, while Luan Yunping was partnered with Xiaoyue.

"Next, please enjoy learning dumb language, performed by Qi Yuncheng and Yu Qian!"

The applause was still rolling, and the two people took the stage to perform.

The people below kept coming over to give gifts and shout out to Qi Yuncheng and Yu Qian.

Express your love for the actor.

Both men and women.

However, the uncle was not suitable to pick them up. He was getting older, so Qi Yuncheng hurried over to pick them up one by one, and piled them all on the side of the stage.

The boxes were sealed and there were many gifts received.

It is estimated that Xixi and Jingjing can play for a while.

They rely almost entirely on toys given by the audience.

Every time they get home after a performance, the two little guys look forward to it because they know their father will bring back a lot of toys.

"Thank you everyone for buying so many things again. My name is Qi Yuncheng, and the teacher next to me is Qian Yu."

"Hello, everyone."

"When you play cross talk in elementary school, the four basic skills of a cross talk actor are to eat, drink, and cook."

"Yes." Yu Qian agreed, then suddenly reacted and waved his hand, "Never heard of eating, drinking, and getting burned? Even if you talk about eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling, it's over.

That means learning to sing. "

Qi Yuncheng said seriously: "Yes, you should learn to sing funny and sing since you were a child. Talking requires clear enunciation, and the audience must listen to every word you say. To learn more, you must learn to act like it. Crosstalk actors mainly focus on speaking. Put learning first.”

"Yes."

"This is what teachers are best at."

Turning his eyes to the old man next to him, Qi Yuncheng said, "I think Teacher Yu learned the best in the folk art troupe back then. Can we have the honor to see how well you learn in front of the audience today?"

"Performing?" Yu Qian asked the man.

Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Yes, basic cross talk skills."

"I have no problem, I can show it."

"Then let me ask you, can you learn how to fly in the sky, run on the ground, swim in the water, and jump in grass pits?"

"We have worked hard, you can say whatever you want." After thinking for a while, Qi Yuncheng gave an example, "First, let's take a look at the smog flying in the sky, and you can learn from it."

Yu Qian was embarrassed, and laughter also broke out from below.

"Invitation." Qi Yuncheng made a gesture attentively at this time and said with a smile, "I'm looking forward to it, we are all looking forward to it."

Yu Qian was no longer speechless, and quickly found a sentence for himself, "When I was studying, there was no smog."

"Oh, it's up to me, you don't have this kind of life."

"No one can learn from it, so how can we learn from smog."

"The city manager running around on the ground?"

"No, you have to find a uniform."

"Okay." Qi Yuncheng continued to think about it, "It's a duck in the water."

"This line."

"Waste oil."

The audience is very happy to see the actors talking and laughing. The familiarity is here. If the traditional things are changed a little, it will still make people laugh, especially if they are closely related to life.

Yu Qian looked at the men and said, "What do you think, you still learn about gutter oil?"

"Don't you know how to learn?" Qi Yuncheng said.

"No one knows how to learn gutter oil."

"The last one." Qi Yuncheng's voice increased, "Counterfeit money jumping in the grass pit."

At this moment, Yu Qian behind the table was not only embarrassed, but also confused, "Tell me first how the counterfeit money jumped in the grass pit?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his finger and pressed it gently, "You take the counterfeit money and fold it into a paper frog, put it on the grass, press your finger, and the paper frog jumps forward. How interesting."

"You're still a little bit of an origami master."

After complaining, Yu Qian leaned on the table and said seriously, "There's no way to learn. I can't jump that high."

Qi Yuncheng took over, "You can't learn the first few things, but you can learn the latter ones. Can you imitate a deaf person and pretend to be a dumb person?"

"Okay."

"Just in time, let's take this opportunity today. How about we master the gestures of a mute?"

"can."

"Let's divide the roles. There is such a little mute, who do you think should play it?"

Yu Qian looked at the other party without thinking, "You act."

"why?"

"I've suffered too much at your hands. Maybe it would be better if you didn't say anything."

"Okay." Qi Yuncheng could only compromise, looked at him again and said, "I will be the mute, and you will be the mute translator, okay?"

"Yes, my basic skills are pretty good."

"Let me test you."

Qi Yuncheng immediately stopped talking, with a business-like smile on his face. He stretched out a finger with his left hand, pointed it with his right hand, and then made a two sign. After making the sign, he moved his hands to his chest, then pointed his right hand to his left hand, and his left hand like holding A small bottle action.

After finishing the gesture, Qi Yuncheng looked at the uncle honestly, waiting for his answer.

How else could Yu Qian answer? His expression condensed, "This is difficult. I don't know. What does this mean?"

"I told you to remember it."

Qi Yuncheng repeated his previous actions and explained, "I have onychomycosis. One person can infect two people. Ask me what to do. Use nail polish as soon as possible."

"What a mess, man, just accept the commercial."

Hahahaha!

"Yuncheng is so cute, the box is sealed and there are advertisements embedded in it."

"You have to pay for it."

“Letai Pharmaceutical is giving money! It’s unjustifiable not to give money!”

The Beizhan Theater laughed loudly and applauded loudly.

"It's a pity that you didn't answer." Qi Yuncheng shook his head amid laughter.

"I'm not sorry at all. Just change it to something better."

"Okay, let me see what you mean. Your IQ is fine, so we'll come directly."

Yu Qian nodded in agreement, and Zhang Tai, who was eager to try, said, "Hurry up."

"Tell me about the plot. We grew up together and grew up playing together. Later, we experienced some changes. We separated and didn't see each other for many years. By coincidence, we met in Beijing. We met at the entrance of the theater.

We need to recall the past and look forward to the future. "

"Just chatting."

"OK?"

"sure."

After discussing the plot, Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and said a few more words, "A mute has three qualities."

"That's three straight things." Yu Qian complimented.

"Straight eyes, straight heart, straight legs."

"This is the characteristic of a mute."

"I'm going to show it later." Qi Yuncheng looked to the left side of the stage. "I'm coming from this way, you're coming from that way. I'll stop talking when I slap my head."

"Let's come."

"Let's try it once."

"it is good."

From the audience's perspective, Qi Yuncheng walked up to the left side of the stage. After standing up, he patted his head and entered the character.

Yu Qian was the same, he was about to walk towards Qi Yuncheng with a smile, but was stunned for the next second.

Qi Yuncheng straightened his legs and rushed over like a goose step.

When I got to the microphone position, I didn't stop, but I kept my eyes straight and tried to hit the pillar on the right side of the stage.

"Come back!!" Yu Qian couldn't help shouting when he saw it, but it was useless. The old man got excited and rushed over to stop the man. If he didn't stop the man, he would be killed.

And this scene almost brought joy to the more than 700 people in Beizhan.

The whole theater burst into laughter.

On the right side of the stage, Yu Qian came back with his arms around the man, fearing that he would bump into him impulsively again.

Wait until the phone is on before speaking.

"Is this a one-year seal, or a lifetime seal?"

Hahahaha!

Laughter broke out again.

Qi Yuncheng was embarrassed, "I couldn't control it."

"You almost killed me. You're too straight. You need to be a little softer. Don't look like a zombie."

"Sorry, sorry, do it again."

Qi Yuncheng turned to the left side of the stage, stood up and patted his head again. With a pop, his knees softened and he knelt on the ground, and his body came into close contact with the stage.

The whole person began to lie flat.

After lying flat on his back, Qi Yuncheng used great force to move forward little by little.

I want to be a cocoon by my uncle's side.

I wonder how this scene will make the audience at the Beijing Exhibition feel better. Laughter burst out over and over again.

Yu Qian wanted to see if there was something wrong with the man's brain, so he went over and stretched out his hand to help him up.

"Okay, okay, man, you are really determined. It's not enough if you are too soft. Are you the one who pushed it out of the toilet?"

Qi Yuncheng patted his coat and said, "What do you mean?"

"Maggots. It's a pity that a whole coat is made of such good material."

"Please let me be soft."

"Oops." Yu Qian didn't know what to say, so he simply said, "No matter what, you have to behave like a human being, right?"

Qi Yuncheng said: "I can't do it."

Yu Qian said: "How come people can't do it?"

Qi Yuncheng pointed to the direction of the backstage, "From the day I started learning cross talk, my master told me that none of us talking about cross talk is a human being. If one day you are a human being, you won't be able to do cross talk."

"What a mess, you try your best to pretend to be a person, okay? You say learn to sing and act like a person?"

"I'll work hard and come back as a serious person."

"That's pretty much it." (End of chapter)