Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 704: Uncle Yu’s version of meowing like a cat! 【Please subscribe】

"The person who just came up is not an outsider. His name is Hou Zhen."

Seeing that the Marquis of Hou Zhen were all on stage, Qi Yuncheng introduced to everyone behind the microphone that the first day of the Gangsi Festival was mainly an opening ceremony, so it took a long time.

"The Marquis of Hou Zhen is amazing. His grandfather is Hou Baolin, and Hou Baolin's grandson is very interesting."

Luan Yunping quickly stopped, "Let me be clear, he is Mr. Hou's grandson."

"Yeah! I didn't talk about my grandson either." Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner and explained, "My youngest son is less than two years old, how can I have such a big grandson!

Did Doraemon take the time machine back? "

Hahahahaha!
The laughter at the Beizhan Theater continued.

Even Luan Yunping was enjoying herself while holding the table.

Anyone who knows Mr. Hou knows that he likes Tinker Bell, and Qi Yuncheng made many people laugh, including Luan Yunping.

"Maybe it's really possible."

"Maybe I don't recognize him either, with such a big forehead."

Qi Yuncheng returned to the topic, pointed to the side curtain and said: "Actually, Mr. Hou is very interesting and likes to talk. He can't be around others. But we won't mention him today, but Luan Yunping.

Mainly introduce him and his fathers..."

"No!!" Luan Yunping's face turned pale with fear, "I don't have a father like that. If they dare to come out again, I will strangle them to death."

"Okay, let's not talk about your father. Let's talk about our affairs. As actors, we have to study every day. There are many things."

"What are you studying?"

"I have studied a lot, what is flying in the sky, what is running on the ground, what is a duck in the water, and what is jumping in a grass hole. As an actor, you have to master them all."

"Correct."

After playing for a while, Qi Yuncheng finally started to get into his final work. All the fun before was just to delay time. After delaying time, he can get serious.

And this section is a traditional cross talk, as many gentlemen have said.

Very good for this time period.

Rather than raising the atmosphere too high, the second function is to give the audience a chance to breathe in order to prepare for a more exciting performance and finally mobilize the emotional climax.

Many of today's programs can arouse emotions, even Zhang Helun's works can, so Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping can comfortably let the following [-] people listen to a traditional cross talk joke.

It is something that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping can definitely do to make people listen comfortably, without diverting their attention, and still enjoy the whole process. This is where their ability lies.

After bowing at the end, Beizhan burst into applause.

When the applause came out, Guo Degang, who had been waiting at the side curtain, beamed with joy and couldn't help but praise his children.

"Sure enough, it would be best if Yuncheng didn't develop into an entertainment star, otherwise he wouldn't be so rich and professional now."

"Yeah!" Yu Qian nodded beside him, "Yuncheng is a housekeeper."

"We are looking at the house now. In 30 to [-] years, maybe it will be a town house."

"Both of us are not human beings."

"With this ability, we can't treat him as a human being."

"Hahahaha!"

The old couple were joking in the side scenes, talking very happily.

Especially Guo Degang, Yuncheng has been very good since he was a child, and he knows it best, so the initial training did not let him become an entertainment star.

Like Xiao Yue, he can be in full bloom, walk on the red carpet and accept various interviews and be active, but Yun Cheng is a housekeeper.

The gold content of actors is much greater than that of entertainment stars.

As long as entertainment stars have traffic.

Jiao'er, on the other hand, relies on his strong kung fu to lead a group of people to eat, and even a fool can tell the difference between good and bad.

The chat didn't last long, and behind Qin Xiaoxian's another round of reports, the old couple appeared on stage.

After Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's preparation, the audience burst into applause, shouts and noises at the end.

The popularity of the old couple is evident.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping returned to the backstage to drink water and rest for a while. The former looked at Yue Yunpeng and said, "How about three and ten minutes?"

Yue Yunpeng looked at the time in his hand and said, "It said 29 minutes and 20 seconds."

"Good."

Every time the time needs to be stuck, the actor will ask. If the time is just right, he will feel a sense of accomplishment as an actor.

Sometimes when the small theater is busy, it has to be like this.

The error should be within 1 minute as much as possible. He remembered that he also said that a 6-minute cross talk was really boring, and it was enough to experience it once in a lifetime.

However, while drinking water, Qi Yuncheng found Shaobing and Dalinzi playing with their mobile phones and watching short videos. Short videos are very popular, but because of the popularity of short videos, some popular music is often used as BGM. Watch and watch , happened to see Yue Yunpeng playing a popular song.

"What if I let you sing this song? Let's try it later."

Qi Yuncheng put down his tea cup and snickered for a while. It was probably going to be a good show when the curtain call came, and the uncle had to let him sing if he didn't want to.

The Gangsi Festival is lively enough, so it should be treated as a benefit to the audience.

"Brother, why are you laughing?" Dalinzi turned around and asked.

"It's nothing."

"You must be holding something bad inside."

"No, you have fun."

Then it was time to wait.

The wait was not short.

The main work of Master and Uncle lasts for three ten minutes. After the three ten minutes, there is a small encore. After the encore, everyone is called out for a big encore.

When it came to the encore, the side curtains were already filled with actors who had performed today, quite a few, more than a dozen apprentices and two master uncles.

"Time flies so fast! Let's ask the actors to come up and chat."

After the words fell, more than a dozen actors took the stage one after another. The moment they took the stage, the Beizhan Theater was filled with roaring noises.

All the girls in the audience shouted the names of their favorite actors at the top of their lungs.

Just so they can respond or hear.

And this kind of love has nothing to do with appearance, it depends entirely on the actor's personal charm.

Therefore, the shouts of people like Yue Yunpeng and Zhang Helun are also quite loud, but sometimes their looks are quite popular. Even Qin Xiaoxian, who is standing in the corner, little girls keep calling him.

No wonder they were excited.

On the stage, there are only one corner, some of them are not big, but they are almost small.

Some of them are also liked by many people.

After everyone was introduced, Guo Degang looked at everyone behind him with a fan, "It's now, let's play for a while, whoever you like will perform a performance."

It's fine if you don't talk about it, but it's embarrassing if you talk about it.

Immediately, Zhang Helun and Shaobing came to Xiaojuan'er and polished shoes for a short time respectively.

They sang, and Zhang Yunlei and Meng Hetang also sang a pop song together.

After singing, Guo Degang asked, "Zhang Yunlei, are you not popular?"

"I'm very popular, just ask them." Zhang Yunlei glanced at all the brothers.

Guo Degang turned around and looked over, "It's been said this year that Zhang Yunlei is not very popular, and everything will be thrown at you, so let's do an experiment.

Come on, everyone, stand still.

Teacher Yu also found a place to stand.

Let's count one, two, and three. If anyone thinks Zhang Yunlei is good, don't move. "

After a while, all the actors lined up side by side, neatly.

Even Guo Degang stood among the children.

"one two Three!!"

Count out three.

Everyone except Zhang Yunlei took a step back. The whole family came neatly, but some were not neatly arranged.Qi Yuncheng and Dalinzi ran back like crazy.

When Guo Degang saw them, he shouted, "Catch those two boys and run home again. I hate Zhang Yunlei so much."

The whole theater was full of fun.

The laughter continued.

In the end, Guo Degang had to return to the microphone, "Sometimes when I have nothing to do, I also look online. After watching it, I was very happy. Including Zhang Yunlei's popularity, including the water cup being held by Shaobing during my performance, I have seen this .

It seems that when I perform backstage, I have to hold my water cup with Shaobing, and I don’t feel safe if others hold it.

If I count, I will share the stage with Shaobing three times a year. I will die of thirst. Besides, there are no outsiders backstage. Who am I to guard against? "

At this time, for the sake of theater effect, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly came to the microphone and said, "Maybe he's guarding me!!"

"Go aside!!"

Hahahahahaha!

The audience looked at Qi Yuncheng and laughed, and Yu Qian on the stage did the same.

Unstoppable joy.

They were happy. Qi Yuncheng hurriedly walked back, but Guo Degang immediately waved, "Okay, don't leave. Come here and see what you want to give them. They really like you."

Qi Yuncheng turned around and came back, a little embarrassed, "I don't know anything, so what can I do? And as we all know, the encore time is the time for the uncle to sing, so let the uncle do it."

When the topic suddenly came to him, Yu Qian was confused and shook his head and didn't want to come.

There are a lot of actors behind, what is he doing here?

But he couldn't stand Qi Yuncheng's behavior, so he dragged him over alive, which is what happened in this scene.

Standing behind, Dalin finally understood who he wanted to harm.

Just to harm his master.

"What should I sing? I only know a few."

After being forced to stand behind the microphone, Yu Qian could no longer be pretentious and prepared to sing a few simple lines.

"Ascetic!!"

"flower house girl"

"A piece of red cloth!!"

Everyone knows Uncle Yu, and the audience basically wants to know what he is familiar with.

Yu Qian also followed them, but Qi Yuncheng said from the side, "Let's sing something fresh today on Gangsi Festival."

"What's new?" Yu Qian was curious.

"Isn't there a song that's very popular recently? Come and sing it, sir."

"what."

"Learn to meow!"

"Oh!!!"

There was an uproar, and more than 700 spectators in the Beizhan Theater were having fun below.

They were so excited, everyone on the stage was in the same mood, everyone was dumbfounded.

Dalin is even more like this, it turns out this is what happened.

"Does it sound good if I sing this?" Yu Qian usually played short videos and imitated cat meows. He couldn't help but feel helpless.

"Sounds good!!" Yue Yunpeng, Shaobing, and Xiaosi said in unison from behind.

"No, I really can't come, I'm so old."

"Wait a minute." Guo Degang didn't understand and stopped the child, "You want your uncle to meow like a cat?"

"No, it's a song." Qi Yuncheng said.

"Oh, come on then, everyone applaud and let Teacher Yu do one."

quack quack quack quack.

"Teacher Yu, here comes one!!"

"Teacher Yu sings one."

There was constant applause and shouts.

Standing behind the microphone, Yu Qian knew there was no way out, so he got angry and said, "Do you really think I don't dare to sing? Everyone sing with me."

"it is good!"

Suddenly Yu Qian's rich voice burst out, "Let's meow like a cat and meow together!!"

Hahahahaha!
Amidst the laughter, the stage was turned upside down and the earth shook. All the neatly arranged actors on the stage were instantly in chaos, and five or six of them fell!
Shaobing, Yue Yunpeng, and Meng Hetang fell to the ground and couldn't get up. They were too caught off guard and too scary.

Everyone has lost their original posture.

The scene was chaotic for a time.

But the laughter is clear and neat, constantly enjoying and laughing.

This is true for both the actors and the audience below.

Qi Yuncheng burst out laughing, holding on to the table, "Uncle Yu, this cat is going to go to Liangshan at first glance, there is no hint of being in heat."

"What a mess." Yu Qian himself was so happy that he waved his hands.

"Let's do it again!"

"Ah?" Yu Qian was surprised.

"It's too short, isn't it? Sir, please sing it again."

Applause broke out again below.

The actors who fell behind quickly got up and started cheering together.

Yu Qian took a deep breath. It seemed that the man wanted to embarrass himself here today.

In desperation.

Readjust your breath to recall the words.

Qi Yuncheng made gestures to suppress the roar and restlessness of the audience, hoping they would listen well.

The audience must have been looking forward to it, and they immediately became quiet for a while.

"Let me see if I still remember it. I can sing a few lines."

After clearing his throat, Uncle Yu was no longer bold this time, and his voice was very soft, pretending to be a bit gesturey.

"Let's learn to meow together and meow together~

Act like a baby in front of you ~ Ouch, meow, meow, meow~
My heart is pounding~ I’m infatuated with your evil smile~”

"If you don't say you love me, I will~meow meow~" Suddenly Yu Qian raised his left hand, clasped his five fingers together, and lightly squeezed it into a fist, swinging his wrist up and down, with a hint of coquettishness.

This time the singing was even more sensational than before. Qi Yuncheng no longer dared to stay nearby and walked back while holding back his laughter. The good guy's version of meowing like a cat was too annoying.

Watching it a second time requires mental quality.

Even Guo Degang couldn't help complaining, took a deep breath and said: "I am very emotional, Teacher Yu...that's all, this old slutty cat."

Hahahahaha!
Laughter reappeared, and the old slutty cat described Yu Qian's singing performance just now very well. It was nothing but coquettish.

How could Yu Qian not be happy? He looked at the noisy audience and said, "Don't let me sing anymore."

"Sing one more!!"

The audience answered in unison.

Guo Degang shook his head, "I can't save you. You have the same taste as Yuncheng. He asked you to sing this, and he was the only one who came up with it."

Others were watching videos of pretty girls, but he was watching videos of Teacher Yu.

It seems that married people have different tastes. "

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[You can go online and watch the uncle’s meowing, you’ll never get tired of listening to it! ! ! 】

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