Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

On the road in the foggy city.

Qi Yuncheng Qian didn't want to, but he still got on the bus to the amusement park prepared by the program team.

Apart from the filming crew, there were only four of them in the bus.

The four people sat together and chatted, and they were all impressed by the enthusiasm here. They went to eat for one yuan, and almost no one refused.

Like Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi, they went to both houses without any trouble.

This is especially true for Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, both of whom completed smoothly.

When we got off the car and came to the amusement park, the scene was vast.

In the front is the filming of the program crew, and in the back is the huge Ferris wheel, which has been rotating slowly.

"We are in a new place again."

Yue Yunpeng held a ham sausage in his hand and said as he ate, of course the food show was about eating, even Qi Yuncheng had one in his hand, and his wife had two or three in her hand.

"Brother, did you ever play on the Ferris wheel when you were a child?" Yue Yunpeng asked.

"No!" Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "I didn't play this when I was a kid. I didn't even have money for food. I just played in the theater and practiced."

"It's so sad that none of today's children have ever played with this." Sun Yue said.

"so……"

Yue Yunpeng made a long note, "In order to make up for the regrets of my senior brother's childhood, we specially came to the Ferris wheel in the amusement park to let my senior brother experience the joy of childhood and complete a task on the Ferris wheel."

"No, shouldn't you take some medicine?"

Qi Yuncheng's abrupt remark confused Yue Yunpeng. He was originally looking at the camera, but immediately looked at his senior brother beside him.

"What's wrong? What's wrong with the link?"

"Guess why I didn't go to the Ferris wheel when I was a kid?"

"Don't we have no money? We didn't have much money at that time."

"Did you know that I'm afraid of heights? You went out of your way to make up for my regret? Do you need to make up for it?"

Hahahahaha!
Suddenly the scene became unbearable.

Sun Yue was the first to laugh so hard that his fat body shook. Apparently he didn't know that Qi Yuncheng was afraid of heights.

Yue Yunpeng couldn't stop laughing at this moment, but he actually knew that his senior brother was afraid of heights. How could he not understand it after so many years? But he forgot about the location arranged by the program team, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with it at the time.

Now that I am reminded, I am so happy that I feel happy.

I really forgot about this.

Song Yi was eating ham sausage next to him and gloating about his misfortune.

"You're here, senior brother, why don't you endure it a little bit?"

"I'm afraid of heights. Should I go up there? I have to explain it there. I can't leave it in advance."

Waving his hand, Qi Yun decisively left the vicinity of the Ferris wheel, not wanting to get on it.

Yue Yunpeng was worried. It was impossible for the guest on his show to run away. He thought for a while and said, "More money, can I add more money?"

"If you hadn't told me earlier! If you had told me a second later, you wouldn't have been able to catch me back."

The steps taken forward and then taken back again made the filming staff happy, and this is all a variety show effect.

"We from Deyun Society all love money. I know it very well. Let's hurry up. Senior brother, don't change your mind later."

Yue Yunpeng moved faster, but before going up to the Ferris wheel, a group of people went to buy food.

It takes a while to get up and down, and I can't do it without something to eat.

In today's program, except for Qi Yuncheng, no one is a foodie, not even his own wife, Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue both like to eat.

Especially Sun Yue, Sun Yue's body shape is an authentic professional player.

It was precisely because of his body shape that he felt guilty and scared when he got into the Ferris wheel cabin. He had to ask the staff at the amusement park, "Am I counted as one person or two people? Can I sit there?"

"can!"

"Can you really sit down? Ouch, I even feel scared."

Sun Yue's body was too big and it was inconvenient to move. Yue Yunpeng and Qi Yuncheng helped Yue Yunpeng and Qi Yuncheng to help him enter the small door.

Qi Yuncheng suddenly thought of his master's joke about his uncle, saying that he never went to those weathered places because the door was too small and he couldn't get in. Now it seemed true.

Any door looks small compared to him.

But entering, not to mention Qi Yuncheng who is afraid of heights, even Yue Yunpeng would be choked.

Because the moment the uncle's feet entered, I don't know if it was an illusion, but the cabin obviously shook a little. This shaking was naturally caused by the weight of the uncle.

"Good guy!" Yue Yunpeng's eyes widened and he was startled. He took a deep breath, "How about you go down? I'm afraid we are here to explain collectively. It seems that senior brother is right not to ride the Ferris wheel.

We all have no chance of returning to Yanjing. "

"Go! Go! Go."

After shooing Yue Yunpeng away like a fly, Sun Yue sat next to him. When the Ferris wheel gradually rose up after sitting on it, no matter whether he was afraid of heights or not, he would actually penetrate people.

This is getting higher and higher.

"How are you, are you afraid of my husband?" Song Yi said while eating next to him, smiling just to see how he was doing.

Qi Yuncheng was really embarrassed. Looking at the height below, his body felt weightless and light even when he was sitting.

Make complaints in a low voice.

"I've only sat there three times. The first time was with you, the second time was with the little girl, and the third time is today."

"Don't worry, we still have a mission." Song Yi put down the snacks in his hands, "The mission is to look down from the highest point. Someone below will give information and use the information to determine the location of the next place."

"The program team really knows how to play."

Qi Yuncheng had already surrendered. It could kill him. He didn't want to look down, so he arranged a task to look down.

"It's okay, senior brother, I'll come and see."

Lying on the transparent window, Yue Yunpeng looked at the information given below, but he couldn't see clearly because it was already at the highest level.

It can only be zoomed in continuously through the mobile phone camera.

Looking over and over, Yue Yunpeng held up his mobile phone and wondered, "Are these words necessarily related? de? jie? There is also a lu? Where is this? Is this a place in the fog?"

At this moment, Qi Yuncheng looked at the top of the cabin and said silently, "Passing by your world!!"

"yes!!!"

Yue Yunpeng suddenly understood and looked at his senior brother and junior uncle Sun Yue in disbelief. Sun Yue wrinkled her nose and complained, "You have such brains and you can't put your drama together?"

"I didn't think of going there?"

"Get off quickly." If Qi Yuncheng hadn't wanted to get down, he wouldn't have answered, but he forgot that it was impossible for the Ferris wheel to speed up.

It can only speed up the time to complete the task.

"I'll ask the program team later."

They had a communicator. Yue Yunpeng took it out and said, "I am passing by your world, right?"

"Yes, the location is Wyeth Hand Shop!"

"Great, this is where I filmed before."

"Hurry up, or all your swallows will be taken away in a car!!"

"Swallows!!" Yue Yunpeng immediately became obsessed with the mention of swallows. Not only netizens will not forget this scene, but he himself will not forget it.It's a pity that Liu Yan didn't come to the show. She has her own things to do.

Returning to the foggy city of filming, I don’t have that much time.

After getting off the Ferris wheel, a group of people got on the bus and rushed over. Once on the bus, some of them chatted.

Yue Yunpeng took the initiative to stir up the topic, "Next we are going to the place where I used to film, but we will pass by the zoo on the way, so driver teacher, let's go to the zoo first."

"Why go? See the elephants?" Sun Yue wondered.

"Yes. Teacher Sun has a lot of stories, especially about animals. Teacher Sun will tell everyone.

By the way, let’s have a live broadcast to have fun!Accumulate and accumulate popularity! "

The program is recorded, but live streaming is indispensable on the short video platform.

After a while, the program team finished the live broadcast, using Yue Yunpeng's account.

The number of fans of Yue Yunpeng's account on the short video platform has increased crazily. Who knows that short video traffic has exploded in recent years.

The moment the live broadcast started, in less than 10 minutes, the number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded [-].

Barrages rolled in, and the names of Qi Yuncheng, Yue Yunpeng, Song Yi, and Sun Yue were everywhere.

Under the watchful eyes of netizens in the live broadcast room, a group of people continued to listen to Sun Yue talk about elephants.

Raising elephants is not a bad job for him. It was much better to be a keeper in the zoo than to do cross talk. So when cross talk became popular, he did not follow the trend of cross talk and enter a small theater. At most, he occasionally gave a few performances and got a part-time job. .

Because of the ten years of constant care, he and the elephant have a deep relationship.

"Let's talk about elephant stealing first. I guess you haven't seen it often."

"How do elephants steal things?" Qi Yuncheng became curious. If his daughter, who loves animals, saw this, she might be very happy.

"Say this is a circle (juan)."

Sun Yue became interested and drew a circle out of thin air with his right hand. "The circle is surrounded by iron railings. Usually there are two elephants, one is stupid and the other is smart. The distance between its nose and the outside of the railing is about 1.5 meters."

Sometimes the food it eats is placed in a plastic pot and placed at the base of the wall.

If there is a clever elephant, he will kneel down and pick up the trunk, slowly reach it, reach the basin, and then pour the material on the ground, roll it up with the trunk, and eat it.

After you finish eating, don’t you put it in the basin for others to discover?Do you know it was stolen?
It crushed the basin and threw the other elephants over there! ! "

After talking about this, Qi Yuncheng knew it for the first time and smiled. Sure enough, every circle has its own excitement. If it were him, he might not leave the zoo immediately.

And live broadcast barrages also broke out one after another.

"This elephant can't say cross talk, right? It's too bad."

"Elephants are really smart and cute."

"It's even broken. We all know how to destroy crime scenes. We have to check the surveillance when Conan comes."

"Song Yi is eating in the back!!"

……

Amid laughter, Sun Yue was happy, "It's very smart to stand there pretending to be nonchalant. When you go to the zoo and see them, you can only think that they are animals, but after being in contact with them for a long time, you will find that they will be very good friends."

There was another time when the elephants were taking a bath in the zoo. Three elephants were in a trap. One was afraid of the other, and the other was afraid of the other.

Isn’t the elephant a big pond?The three elephants were rolling and somersaulting in a pool, and their whole bodies were wet.

How does the most timid one take a bath?The water will never get wet until this point. "

Sun Yue raised his hand under his eyelids, "It lurks in the water and watches the two of them. When it comes to the shore and others are wet, half of its head is dry. It's very fun. It never rolls, just for fear of being beaten by the two."

Hahahaha!

Yue Yunpeng laughed the most in the bus, and so did the audience in the live broadcast room.

"You can see how scared the elephant is."

"Why do I feel like this looks like Lao Qin? He always looks down at his senior fellow apprentices with such humility. It's so similar. You can go and see Lao Qin's eyes in the Douxiao Club."

"I have to say, the animals are really cute."

"Song Yi is eating in the back."

……

"Animals are all having fun." Sun Yue spoke again, and opened up the conversation completely, "There is also an elephant pretending to be sick, which is so funny. It did have a cold before, but the water only reached half of its head. Head elephant.”

Speaking of the timid elephant, Qi Yuncheng, Yue Yunpeng and Song Yi couldn't help but feel happy when they looked at Sun Yue.

"I had to give him an ear for infusion every day. After the infusion, his nose kept wanting to pull at the ear. In order to control his behavior, I fed him animal biscuits.

It couldn't move its ears after eating. Later, it took more than ten days to recover from a cold. "

Sun Yue looked at the three people in front of him with great confusion and said, "Let's just figure out what to do. Let's go and observe.

At seven or eight o'clock in the evening, after the transfusion was completed and the lights turned dark, we sneaked into the hall and secretly lay down under the observation glass in the hall to take a look.

The elephant was running in a circle, happily raising water and throwing grass here and there.

It's a liar, pretending to be sick just to eat cookies. It's really, really smart. "

The more he talked, the happier he became, and the laughter almost never stopped.

This is even more true for the barrage. At this time, there are already 30 million people.

"So after you became a little popular, how many people went to the zoo and came to you directly without buying tickets." Yue Yunpeng became curious in his seat.

Sun Yue sighed, "Oh, there are too many, including your master!!
Teacher Guo brought the whole family and went in in my name without telling me, so I bumped into him.

We met in the Russian cattle pen and I went to get some food. I said eh?The person who came in under my name didn't tell me.

Yuncheng was nearby at that time. "

"Really? That's not right. My master said I bought the ticket." Qi Yuncheng said.

"Buy whatever you want. When he sees me, he wants to turn around and leave. Do you think this is buying?"

Hahahaha!

The laughter couldn't be stopped again. It was obvious that he had imagined the embarrassing scene when Master saw Sun Yue.

The audience in the live broadcast room was even more excited.

"This is what crosstalk actors do, they focus on one thing and take advantage of it."

"As bad as Mr. Guo, he can probably trick a few elephants into leaving the zoo."

"It's a good thing it's just a family. If we invite the whole Deyun Club to go, the zoo will be reserved."

"Song Yi is eating in the back!!"

……

The three of them had a good chat and had a lot of barrages, but Song Yi, who was eating popcorn, finally couldn't sit still. They could also see the barrages.

"husband."

"what happened?"

"Look at that barrage. It just said that I was eating in the back. I saw it several times. You block me and don't let them see it."

"Who told you to eat all the way?"

"Just block me, I'll see if the barrage can still criticize me."

Qi Yuncheng inexplicably felt that his daughter-in-law was cute and worthy of being his wife. Teacher Sun said that the elephant could lead a group of people astray by eating.