Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"This bottom is so beautiful."

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping finished their cross talk.

Yu Qian, who had been preparing at the side curtain for a long time, looked at the child and said something.

The base is pretty good, it makes sense, and unexpectedly, it can bring everything back together, which is a great addition.
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And Guo Degang is also very proud of his child. He has always been outstanding since he started learning arts from Yuncheng, and he started to develop skills early. He was born to eat this bowl of rice.

But the two old ones also have to prepare for the performance.

After Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came down, they went directly onto the stage.

The moment you get to the stage.

With a crash, the movement was so loud that it could easily lift the roof of the house.

Deyunshe doesn't sell anyone, just the two of them.

The true Dajiao is known not only to the whole country, but also to the Chinese people all over the world.

Accompanied by shocking applause, the two elders arrived on the stage and bowed immediately. Only Guo Degang had to hold the microphone after bowing. The child was much taller than him.

"Thank you. I'm so happy to see you. Besides, I didn't expect Qi Yuncheng's cross talk to be so good."

Yu Qian chuckled beside him, "Next time I can praise myself."

"It's good. I'm really happy to be with the children all season long. Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yuping, Shaobing, and Xiaoyue are with us every day, and they have found the happiness they had back then.

The happiest thing was seeing Guo Qiling. "

When Dalin was mentioned, the brothers and sisters in the background glanced at him. The master's preference for him became more and more serious as he got older.

Yu Qian nodded and said, "He is rare to see."

"My son has been very busy since he got a job. Let me tell you this, Teacher Yu." Guo Degang slowly turned around and looked at his senior brother.

"what happened?"

"Everyone I see during this period is Guo Qiling."

Yu Qian's expression was stunned, and he pointed quickly, "Look over there!!"

Hahahaha!

There was a lot of laughter.

"You're so old." Guo Degang straightened his body again and bit back, "It's pointless to compete."

"Is it a matter of competition?"

The audience was happy watching the same routine, and the apprentices were even more so.

Those sitting below and those waiting behind the scenes were all staring.

And as we talk about it, we have to talk about Yu Qian’s family members, but this time we are not talking about Yu Qian’s father, but Yu Qian’s uncle.

"His uncle is 91 years old this year. Why is he in such good health? He has a background in martial arts. Such a great martial artist who is good at sports and lives to be [-] years old should do so."

"Exercise."

Guo Degang began to recall at this moment, "I remember that when he was young, he lived in the dark green forest."

"Green Forest Hero?" Yu Qian was a little surprised, after all, he just watched the show on TV.

"They're robbing homes and houses, they're local tyrants and evil gentry. His uncle went and robbed everything and gave it to the poor."

"Sponsoring righteousness and wealth."

"The abilities you have developed through training are called Scud."

"They all have nicknames."

"I thought there was nothing we could do if we only wanted to be poor." Guo Degang patted his chest and said, "Leave it to me. Do you have any local tyrants, evil gentry, landlords or wealthy people? I will go to his house today to steal his stuff and distribute it to the poor."

"Root from the rich and give to the poor."

"At midnight, his uncle came. The wall of the landlord's house is [-] feet long!" Guo Degang raised his head and sighed, sighing at the height of the wall.

After hearing this, Yu Qian also asked, "That high?"

"A somersault, bang - it went over the wall and fell to the ground like a ball of cotton."

"This is called Qinggong."

Guo Degang looked around again and waved his hand, "We have a lot of wealth. This is the wealth of the people. I want to avenge the poor. As he said that, he bent down and carried the water tank on his back."

"I..." Yu Qian was about to talk, but suddenly he was stunned for half a second, looked at his old partner and asked, "Just pick up the worthless ones?"

"Put it on your shoulder and climb over the wall to get out."

"It's a pity this effort."

"After you get out, you have to make sure the water in the tank is not spilled, and then give it to the poor together."

"Good guy, you still bring water?" Yu Qian put his hands on the table and said in disbelief, and there was a lot of laughter from below. It was really weird.

Guo Degang particularly praised, "Just to deliver water to the poor."

"We're also delivering water. Can't you get a bucket of water? Do you have to get one?"

"The vat is big and contains a lot, just to help the poor."

"What's the point of sending some water pipes?"

As soon as Yu Qian said, Guo Degang gave another example and looked at Fang Fang, "Suddenly, the old couple grinding tofu in the house broke the millstone, lost their donkey, and the family's livelihood was gone."

"How to do?"

"Your uncle climbed over the wall in the middle of the night. It's a three-foot-long wall."

"It's still that one."

"Climb to the landlord's house, take the landlord's millstone, and then climb over the wall to give it to the poor."

"Oops." Yu Qian almost couldn't bear to hear it. "It's heavier than a water tank, but it doesn't have a donkey."

"It's okay, I'll do it." Guo Degang gestured to his neck, "Put it on his neck and circle it around the millstone for a full day and a half."

Yu Qian was speechless and began to complain, "You said this is not a green forest hero, but a stupid boy."

"It is said that only such a character can cultivate a hero with both political integrity and talent like Teacher Yu."

"How did you cultivate this?"

"Awesome, I admire you very much." Looking at the senior brother next to him again, Guo Degang gave a thumbs up, "I hope there is a chance, and I will let the children in the background learn from you."

"Hey." Yu Qian immediately became humble, "These are all his own children, there is no problem."

“But you can’t ask less of them.”

"why?"

"Because of your practice method, we can't come."

At this breath, Yu Qian was stunned for a while, "Why can't you come? It won't be too painful for me."

His expression was very ugly, and Guo Degang shook his head, "Let's not talk about swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, boring sticks, whips, maces and hammers. Let's just say that if you practice the cold and heat resistance, the children will not be able to bear it."

Finally, it was time to get to the main part of the couple’s day. Qi Yuncheng, who was sitting in the background, watched with great interest.
The rest of the brothers are similar.

But at this time Yu Qian couldn't understand, "The cold and heat will not invade?"

Guo Degang began to explain, "The reason why people who practice martial arts are in good health is because they are not afraid of cold and heat. They are not afraid of cold in winter and heat in summer."

"It doesn't matter if it's hot or cold."

"Do you know where you are going in the winter when Teacher Yu first practiced?" Guo Degang asked the audience. The audience definitely couldn't answer, so Yu Qian asked.

"Where?"

"On the banks of the Wusuli River."

"It's cold in that place."

"There is no one." Guo Degang gritted his teeth and stretched out four fingers, "It's more than 40 degrees below zero. Teacher Yu goes there to practice."

"The colder it is, the better it is to practice."

"Come here, take off your clothes, and be naked from top to bottom."

Immediately, Guo Degang's classic scene of taking off his clothes appeared. In his cross talk jokes, Teacher Yu took off his clothes many times, including beheading at Caishikou once, asking for forgiveness under a thorn, and sunbathing on the top floor of the hotel.

Looking at his old partner's immaterial action performance, Yu Qian looked at it and muttered, "Take off your vest and pants too?"

"No one is watching, and my pants are off."

"That's right, there's no one in that place."

When Yu Qiangang complained, Guo Degang changed his words and looked at the twelve o'clock direction and shouted, "Hey, what's going on with you tour groups?" "Huo oh, good guy, you came here just to see me take off my pants, right?"

Hahahaha!

The audience in the theater continued to laugh. You can imagine that the tour group was staring at the uncle's state and eyes without clothes. Guo Degang had no choice but to lower his head and pick up his pants and said, "Put it on."

"Put it on quickly. If you don't, you should be arrested."

"After putting on your underwear, face the direction of Sibley's pressure."

"Why?"

"The left hand holds a large teapot with iced sour plum soup in it. The right hand also holds a fan, pointing towards the northwest wind." Opening his mouth, Guo Degang frantically poured it into his mouth to drink.

Yu Qian said, "I am suffering."

"Can ordinary people come? It's still winter, summer is even worse."

"How to practice?"

"Check whether the temperature is [-] degrees Celsius or not. Wait until it reaches [-] degrees Celsius before going out to practice. The first thing you need to wear for practice is leather underwear."

"Leather briefs?"

"Pure wool, leather underwear, with the fur on the outside; leather vest, with the fur on the outside; leather shirt, with the fur on the outside; leather long johns, with the fur on the outside."

"Ha! Wear so much."

"Leather socks, Mao Chongwai."

Pointing his hand down, Guo Degang looked at the audience and introduced: "On her feet are big leather shoes, with fur on the outside."

"Full rush out?"

"A leather jacket, the fur is on the outside; a leather hat, the outside is on the outside; a leather mask, the fur is on the outside."

"Wait a minute." Yu Qian had to stop him and asked, "Why am I wearing something like this?"

"Just to get enough for forty degrees."

"Then I'm not afraid of the heat?"

"No problem up to [-] degrees."

“What about above forty degrees?”

"If it's over [-] degrees, he's still hot, so it's time to practice internal strength."

"How to practice?"

Looking at the soles of his feet, Guo Degang felt cautiously, "Find a step and lie down there, put your hands on the ground, and stick out your tongue."

"This is?"

"Dogs dissipate heat."

"Go to hell!!"

……

The cross talk is over.

Everyone below burst into applause. Yue Yunpeng came out and applauded while asking them to return to the stage.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian had no choice but to walk back slowly.

"Later..."

Yu Qian quickly stopped him, "You're still a native of this country?"

"Who would take this as a lie?"

"Are you really listening?"

"It doesn't matter. The main thing is to see the children's performance. They are the most important thing." Guo Degang was happy to say something more. "In addition, we have been discussing it in the past few days. Today is the end of the show. The second chapter of Deyun Douxiao Club will be held soon." It’s time to prepare for the second season.”

"It takes some time to prepare."

"Actually, the show doesn't need too many people in one season. Some of your favorite actors will come in one after another, but some of them will leave after they come in. How about we not let Qi Yuncheng participate in the next season?"

"not good!!!"

When he mentioned the actor he cared about, he shouted like crazy. In fact, there are boys who like to listen to his cross talk, but they don't make crazy noises like girls. On the contrary, they are more reserved, so almost all of their voices are theirs.

It even scared Song Yi in the first row. Good guy, these voices were calling her.

The key point is that the voices of the girls in the second and third rows are quite loud.

Guo Degang could also see her daughter-like appearance, which was very interesting and really frightened her.

It's normal that Yuncheng doesn't like popular variety shows.

Now that he is on the scene, he has become more natural, just like when he was at his most popular.

When he became popular, he was constantly touring and performing. He couldn't go home many times throughout the year, so his daughter had to stay at home alone.

"You guys are really capable of working hard. Let's see what the lineup is like in the second season. Now let's invite the kids out to play for a while."

One by one walked out.

Not only Qi Yuncheng and others who performed today, but also Zhang Jiuling, Wang Jiulong, Xiao Si and others sitting below also came on stage and stood together.

Seeing them standing together, Guo Degang said, "Similar to the end of our business performance, it's time for the big encore to chat.

Come on, Xiaoyue, come here first and sing a few lines for everyone, okay? "

"it is good."

Yue Yunpeng's popularity is naturally not low, and many people like her.

"Sing a song for a lover, I haven't sung it for a long time.

The boy my little sister gave me~~"

Audience: "Yo yo."

"Okay, finished singing."

Yue Yunpeng didn't want to take up more of the camera. The other brothers needed it more than he did, so he didn't want to sing more at the beginning and turned around immediately, which caused a burst of laughter.

Guo Degang complained, "Where did you send them? Send them back to me quickly. Really... let Qin Xiaoxian sing a few lines for everyone."

Qin Xiaoxian came up quickly. It was the first time for him to make a grand comeback in the presence of his master.

The song he sang was still his famous pop song "Slow Voice", and everyone below fell in love with it.

Then the rest of the brothers came on stage one by one to show off and sing a line or two.

It was Qi Yuncheng's turn to come up, and everyone sitting below was more restless than the other.

Guo Degang's expression was ferocious, "The audience is in such a state of madness that they want to come up and tear you apart. You have to protect yourself later."

"It's okay, I don't have you to support me."

"I won't stay with you. I'll leave when it's over. Come on, what should you sing?"

"I can't come alone, so call Dalin together."

"bring it on."

Guo Qiling walked over slowly. As soon as he came over, Guo Degang was very happy and couldn't help but say, "My son is very busy and it is difficult to see him. For him in the previous issue, I took the entire team to Hengdian to meet him."

Fortunately, we had a holiday in the past few days, so we spent a lot of money to bring my son back. "

"No." How could Guo Qiling agree to this and explain to herself, "One meal!"

Guo Degang: "Ah, scold Ju Fan and make his son..."

"Whose son is this?"

Dad made a slip of the tongue, and Guo Qiling became anxious. He was anxious, and the scene burst into laughter.

Qi Yuncheng stood by as if watching the fun and started to cheer, "Oh~ Teacher Yu solved the case!"

"Why are you calling me?"

When the topic came to him, Yu Qian was furious. He stood aside and said very seriously and pretending to be serious, "It has nothing to do with me at all. Yuncheng, do you understand that you don't have to say anything to others?"

Hahahahaha!
Yu Qian's rebuttal confirmed the truth of the matter.

The audience laughed while watching the actors on the stage complaining.

"This can be regarded as revenge for Teacher Yu."

"I knew Deyun Club was not simple, it was too chaotic."

"Uncle Yu's expression makes it impossible for him to be fine."