Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Shaobing left the theater.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, who were backstage, were confirmed to be partners. They felt relaxed after they were confirmed. They had almost nothing to do but just take a break.

Look at the current show.

The time now is around four o'clock in the afternoon, close to five o'clock, and it's almost the end.

Even the bottom-saving return game is almost over.

"How about we go up and show our faces?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly thought. He likes small theaters very much and also likes to surprise the audience.

Luan Yunping nodded, "But we can't stay too long, just go up and show your face."

"no problem."

"I'm looking to see if there is anything backstage as a small gift for the audience. It wouldn't be a good idea to go up and say hello empty-handed."

At this time, the commander-in-chief's thinking came out and he did everything in an all-round way. Even Qi Yuncheng didn't expect this.

So it was agreed that the two of them would wait at the side curtain.

The person who was talking about cross talk on the stage at the moment was very familiar to him. It was the third brother Kong Yunlong. He didn't know yet that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were coming.

The person who had been saving his money and then returned to the stage after saving his money kept talking for almost an hour.

When the last encore cross talk was over, it was over. Sometimes there were not many curtain calls in small theaters, and then he and his partner bowed and left the stage.

The moment he stepped down, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping appeared in place of the hosts.

As soon as they appeared, hundreds of spectators in the audience immediately became excited.

The trouble started without a trace of sloppiness.

"Ah!! Qi Yuncheng, you are so handsome! You are so handsome!!"

"Captain Luan! Captain Luan is so handsome!!"

"Qi Yuncheng, I love you!!"

There were bursts of shouting and bursts of joy below.

If there was water underneath, it would feel like a pot of cold water boiling away as soon as you put it on the stove.

Not to mention that they were happy, Kong Yunlong was also happy. He turned around and looked at the two people in surprise. He couldn't help but put a little in his hand, "Du!!!"

"Beep!!" Qi Yuncheng shouted with his third brother, "As if you can still hold us in place, go down and rest quickly."

"okay!"

Kong Yunlong and his partner went to the side curtain.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping brought up the table at the back together. It was obvious that they were working very hard after the one-legged work they just mentioned.

The third brother also came with me at first.

The table was brought back.

Luan Yunping immediately went to the edge of the stage and threw the things in her hands one by one, and the audience caught them frantically below.

"We are here to be the host. This performance ends here. Thank you for coming. See you in the evening!"

One sentence, just one sentence.

The two people bowed quickly and left the stage, leaving behind a lively scene below.

And they don't dare to look back at all, for fear that they will be retained by them if they look back. If they are retained, the variety show will never be recorded.

Went down to the backstage, and coincidentally, Yang Jiulang arrived.

"What's going on? Are you guys recording the show? It's fun." Kong Yunlong looked at them, then looked at the camera guys, and reached out to stuff a few candies into the camera guy's pocket.

Those who talk about cross talk cannot have enough time on their hands.

"Third brother, we're recording the Dou Xiao Club." Yang Jiulang said, "But it's just the three of us at the Tianqiao Theater, right? Are you sure you're a partner?"

"confirmed."

"Then I'm too late."

"No." At this time, Qi Yuncheng looked at Yang Jiulang curiously, "Didn't you and Jiuliang ride bicycles? Didn't you arrive so fast? You must know that this is the second ring road, and Deyun Hong Kong Hall is on the fifth ring road."

"Both Lao Qin and Brother Meng went to pick up Jiuliang, and then Fuyu gave me a car."

"That's it. Jiu Liang is so popular that I even sent a sesame seed cake over there. Wouldn't this be a fool's errand?" Qi Yuncheng really hoped that the two of them would be well at this moment. They would have to fight when the sesame seed cake arrived.

"Then what should I do? How about I go to other theaters?" Yang Jiulang said.

"No, just wait. You were also involved in the fight in the past."

After saying this, several people sat down and chatted.

In fact, Qi Yuncheng hasn't seen his third brother for a long time, not because he didn't see him intentionally, but because he really couldn't see him. He might get sick or have an accident soon.

Why don't you let him join the Douxiao Club? It's just because you're afraid something will happen to him.

After playing so many games, a group of people were chasing and fighting madly to put him in, and one day he might break his bones again.

Kong Yunlong didn't think anything of not joining the popular Douxiao Club. Anyway, he still talked about cross talk and got paid for it. There were performances out of town, so he usually went there.

"Yuncheng, I watched Douxiao Club recently, and I feel that you are more popular than before. You were out having fun just now."

Kong Yunlong was in the background, crossing his legs and knocking melon seeds. He thought of something in the middle of knocking and hurried to collect the coat that was hanging to dry.

"It's okay, that's all."

"By the way, I have a performance at the Deyun Club over there in Harbin later. Do you have time to go over and have a look? I will be performing there for nearly a week."

"Go ahead, I'll try to be lively and lively on the first day."

"No problem. If you go there, it's probably going to be a little girl going crazy again."

The relationship between them and Yun Zike couldn't be more cordial, and they would basically go wherever they wanted to go, and it wouldn't be a big deal.

You must know that the third brother would participate in most of Qi Yuncheng's previous venues or special performances.

But they can't chat all the time while recording the show.

Kong Yunlong folded his coat and went to have dinner with his team members first. Qi Yuncheng, who had determined his partner, also rushed back to have dinner after receiving the news from the staff.

The place we went to was still under the control of the Deyun Red Association.

In the large private room of the guild hall, the dishes are ready.

Stir-fried pork with cabbage, meatballs, braised pork, cucumbers, fried shrimp, etc. are all common dishes.

Guo Degang, Yu Qian, Yue Yunpeng, and Dalin were already seated.

"Ouch, look who's back. Isn't this the person who thinks I'm inferior?"

Pushing open the door of the box, Qi Yuncheng heard the master's words as soon as he entered, with a bitter expression on his face, "Do you still remember these words?"

"That's right, I remember every word of my apprentice's words."

"Hurry up and take a seat. Coming back early has the advantage of coming back early. You can be the first to choose the show and which one you want to perform."

After choosing a stool and sitting down, Qi Yuncheng handed the words to Luan Yunping, who sat next to his partner, "I think our strength can be put last."

"Oh, you are so confident in yourself." Guo Degang said, then he looked at Qi Yuncheng and put a shrimp in his bowl. He knew that he didn't like eating fat food, but he was not picky about anything else. "What do you think about saving the bottom?" May I?"

"No problem, if the uncle joins the group and talks about it, we will completely explode."

Immediately, Guo Degang put the chopsticks for picking vegetables on the table and looked at Yu Qian next to him, "He is still thinking about you, while I am picking up vegetables."

Hahahaha!

Yu Qian was not amused to death by these two men today.

Seeing the master's appearance, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly realized what was going on, and put vegetables into the master's and uncle's bowls respectively, "No, no, you two eat first, it won't taste good if it gets cold."

"My apprentice's face has changed."

Guo Degang was just joking, and then waited for the other children to come over, and they came quickly, and it was about the front and rear feet.

Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang, Shaobing, and Qin Xiaoxian have arrived.The four of them definitely had a fight, because none of the tokens were good, but in the end Shaobing couldn't stop it, so Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang were paired together, and he was with Lao Qin.

When Yan Hexiang came back with Zhang Helun and Yang Jiulang, they had a meal together.

Guo Degang put down his chopsticks and said, "Everyone is here and the venue has been decided. We are about to get down to business."

Suddenly something happened again. He was eating prawns with sesame cakes and looked at the master silently, "What else do we want to do?"

"Everyone has a mobile phone. Take out your mobile phone and set all of them to ring mode. After the adjustment is completed, put the mobile phone on the shelf on the table, not your own shelf, but on someone else's shelf.

After putting it away, pick up someone else's phone, open the WeChat Moments, and send a meme. "

"what!!"

Everyone was stunned by this operation, including Qi Yuncheng, who had never experienced anything like this before.

Guo Degang spoke again, "Just say it casually, ask you to call or stop contacting you. If people are curious, they will call. The purpose of this is to invite people to watch the show, but you can't tell people to watch the show.

You can directly ask if he will come tomorrow. If he says he will come, the invitation is successful.

The time is limited to this meal. For example, if your uncle Qian'er says I'm full, it's over. "

Yu Qian stood up subconsciously and was about to say that he was full, but Guo Degang was so frightened that he quickly held him down, "It's not good if it's too early, otherwise the link will be gone. Do you understand?"

"I understand."

"Let's start the exchange."

Put the mobile phones on the shelf one by one, and then pick the mobile phone one by one. There is no mentality of snatching it. Everyone is so familiar with it that it doesn’t matter who owns it.

After getting it, Guo Degang, Yu Qian, Guo Qiling, Yue Yunpeng, and Yan Hexiang were excited to see it. It was fun.

Luan Yunping: "The message I sent to Lao Qin's mobile phone was that he was playing a game."

"Mine is more simple and rough." Shao Bing took Meng Hetang's mobile phone and lowered his head and muttered, "My universal circle of friends, do you have any friends who can lend me [-] yuan to use first? Can you borrow it for private chat, please. How about Xiao Meng ?”

"Why are you asking me? It's your right now." Meng Hetang doesn't care about this. He can explain it later, "Let's see if it's written. Once it's written, we'll post it together to see if anyone is smart and can directly Found something strange."

Qi Yuncheng: "Okay, let's count three, two, one."

"Three, two, one, let's go!"

Everyone immediately posted on Moments.

Shaobing took Meng Hetang's mobile phone and sent him money.

Luan Yunping took Lao Qin's cell phone and said directly that she was playing a game, which was more rigorous so as not to cause misunderstanding or offend anyone.

Qin Xiaoxian took a look at the message written on his phone to Shao Bing. After reading it, Shao Bing nodded before sending it.

It's not that he cares about Shaobing, it's because Qin Xiaoxian doesn't dare to send it randomly and has to ask Brother Biscuit.

He wouldn't dare click publish without asking.

The most timid one.

What he posted was about the quarrel with his wife.

Qi Yuncheng took Jiuliang's mobile phone and casually wrote a message begging for a call.

As for his mobile phone, Zhang Helun was holding it. Zhang Helun wrote that he had no clothes to wear. Who could help him choose some good-looking clothes and chat privately?

Wait until they are all sent out.

Everyone put down their phones and stayed quiet for nearly two or three seconds to see who would ring first.

Everyone is quite excited, but they don’t know what the specific situation is. This is not something that can be controlled by the plot of a variety show.

About ten seconds passed, and suddenly a cell phone rang.

"Dad! Someone is calling! Answer it quickly!"

The bell rang.

There was not a single person present who was unhappy, and everyone’s eyes became bright and bright.

Xixi's voice.

Having fun at home, Qi Yuncheng made a cell phone ringtone using his daughter’s voice.

Now it's directly exposed.

But exposure is also a matter of pride, as is the case with my own daughter.

"It's Xixi's voice, right?" Guo De just heard the familiar voice and became interested, "Record one for me another day. This is so fun."

"I'll answer the phone first." Qi Yuncheng smiled bitterly and took the phone over.

But Guo Degang was not in a hurry, "Xi Xi's voice sounds cute no matter what. You don't have to answer it immediately and listen to it again."

Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and said in a low voice, "Do you want to answer the call later?"

"I told you earlier, pick it up quickly!!!"

The master changed his face, and everyone laughed secretly, but they were all very emotional, good guy, the master’s wife came here.

this speed.

"Hey, Master, have you eaten?" After receiving the call, Qi Yuncheng said hello first and put his voice on speakerphone.

"I ate. I ate early today. What's wrong? Do you need to buy some clothes? I'll buy them for you."

"Thank you, Mistress. I'd like to ask, are you free to come to the funeral at two o'clock tomorrow afternoon?"

Invitations go out.

Guo Degang knew what was going on and said in a low voice, "Your wife is busy. She runs around every day, so she may not be free."

Wang Hui is indeed like this. The schedule has been arranged. "I really don't have time at two o'clock tomorrow. Let's do this. I will take you shopping the day after tomorrow. Call my daughter, Xixi, and Jingjing."

"Hey, okay." Since he couldn't come, Qi Yuncheng definitely wouldn't force it, so he hung up after saying a few words to his wife.

A few seconds after he hung up, Luan Yunping's cell phone suddenly rang. The moment it rang, he looked directly at Qi Yuncheng.

"Who is it?" Shaobing couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he leaned over to have a look. Once he saw it, he sat down convinced.

"It was my wife who called me. After beating Brother Cheng, she also beat Luan Yunping. I love this so much."

Luan Yunping was under everyone's attention at this moment, so she answered the phone immediately. After answering the phone, she spoke first, "Master's wife."

"what are you doing?"

"Master's wife, please stop swearing." Luan Yunping couldn't hold herself together and felt a little timid, "We are eating dumplings."

"eat dumplings?"

"Yes, yes, and then...then we have a cross talk convention in Sichuan tomorrow. Can you come?"

"Sichuan?" Wang Hui frowned, "Are you crazy? How can I go so far away?"

"How about you, can you come?"

"I'm not free. Yuncheng also asked me to go tomorrow. I really don't have time."

"That's it, okay then, I have nothing to do, you are busy."

"I came to play at home recently."

"Okay, I must go."

Taking the screen, Luan Yunping's phone was also hung up, but he was very scared to talk to his wife on the phone.

Guo Degang complained after watching it, "I've never seen him so nervous."

Luan Yunping nodded desperately, "I just finished calling Yuncheng and called me again. If he knew that we were recording a show and deliberately posted it on WeChat Moments, I would be really afraid that my wife would scold me! It's too dangerous. It's impossible not to be angry. This is a joke."

"My wife will know it after watching the show." Qi Yuncheng said.

"It's okay, her anger has subsided by then. Let's eat first and see who calls next."

Guo Degang said something to help, then turned to look at their mobile phones, looking forward to who would be next. You must know that the game he is playing now was something he remembered.