Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 683 The mechanically ascending crab! 【Subscribe】

Done!Done!Done!

At the cross talk theater in Sanlitun, Zhou Gulan stood behind the microphone and his blood almost ran cold, and his whole body was extremely stiff.

I really don’t know what the last word is.

My brain seemed to be in a state of shutdown.

Although the scene was not that formal and there would be no reprimand if he forgot his words, he was so anxious that a blush appeared on his pretty face.

You must know that you are so familiar with the words before going on stage, but you just can't remember them. Zhou Gulan, helpless, stood beside the master like a deflated balloon.

Qi Yuncheng really didn't know Lanlan's state at this time, so he complained amidst laughter.

"Stir-fried leeks with shredded kelp? I love this dish so much. Isn't it a mess?"

Lanlan was about to answer the next second, and every sentence she answered was actually arranged, just like memorizing the text. Who told her that she was not even a student, how could it be possible without memorizing sentence by sentence.

But she didn't open her mouth, she seemed to be in trance and no one cared.

"No, what's wrong with you? Are you going to be destitute just by frying kelp shreds and leeks?" Qi Yuncheng pulled the girl.

The girl didn't speak immediately and fell into silence.

Her silence was obviously out of rhythm, so the master spoke again, "Speak?"

Zhou Gulan exhaled and could only speak silently behind the microphone, "Master, I seem to have forgotten the words!"

Hahahahaha!
The ridiculousness of this sentence is more fun than the serious baggage.

For a time, the joyful commotion in the theater was not even small.

Even Meng Hetang, who was watching from the side screen, covered her stomach and laughed. She hadn't seen that her senior brother prevented her from coming down, but she was so confused by herself.

Too coke.

When Qi Yun Chengdu saw his apprentice forgetting his words, he didn't want to talk so much, but he didn't blame him at all. It was just a joke.

But the reminder still needs to be reminded.

"How can you eat this thing if you treat me to it? If I pick it up with chopsticks, won't the whole thing rise?"

One sentence is actually enough.

Why do you memorize it well and suddenly forget it? Sometimes inexperienced students are prone to brain twitches in the atmosphere.

After I remembered it, I immediately got into the performance again.

"Master, you are not like you. You eat the food for two people alone? Pick it up and pull it this way."

Zhou Gulan made a tug-of-war gesture with the person next to him. Qi Yuncheng looked at it with a smile on his face and said, "Pull slowly, otherwise you will forget the words again. If you forget yourself again, you won't be reminded."

Talking about it and enjoying it again, when the master is visibly bad.

As for the apprentice, he was so beaten that he could hardly speak. After feeling a little aggrieved, he spoke again, "This vegetable needs to be cut."

"How to cut kelp?" Qi Yuncheng wondered.

"Don't you know how to cut kelp? Cut it into pieces. The same goes for leeks. Pull them out and cut them into pieces."

"You will have to delay the food all your life." Qi Yuncheng began to complain, "Return the kelp shreds and cut them into hob pieces. After cutting them, I will miss the funerals of your Grandpa Guo and Grandpa Yu."

"I won't let you cut it, I will cut it."

Leng Buding Qi Yuncheng picked up his fan and looked at the audience, and then casually picked up the food, "This dish is good. Just now, I was picking up a plate with a pinch, but now I can't pick up anything."

"Get a spoon."

"Oh? I have to snatch my daughter's spoon to eat this dish?"

"By the way, you can also scoop up the dried shrimp skin I prepared for you. Our dried shrimp skin is cut into diamond shapes. Anyway, you can eat it. Once you eat it, you will think about it twice, and you will have a lot of fun."

Suddenly Zhou Gulan stretched out his hand to count, "This counts as four dishes."

At first, Qi Yuncheng didn't react to what he said. After a second, he slapped the girl's hand, looking very surprised, "Where are there only four dishes? Who has four dishes with whom?"

"Peanuts, kelp shreds, leeks, dried shrimp skins."

"What do you call these four dishes?"

"There are others, there are others." Zhou Gulan immediately began to appease his master's emotions, and at the same time, he got over his forgetfulness of words just now, "There is also this Yangcheng Lake hairy crab."

When he wanted to eat hairy crabs, Qi Yuncheng's eyes became visibly rounder, and the audience watching them below were also a little shocked as if they had seen it.

"Then you told me earlier, it would be great to have this."

"The big one, the one that costs two for three kilograms. But this thing is too expensive, but don't worry about it. I don't care about spending money when I treat you to dinner. You are my master."

When the word master came out, Qi Yuncheng slowly let out a breath from behind the table, "It's the master who is enough."

"I'm not afraid of spending money. I really am not afraid of spending money. I'm just afraid that they may not be sold in the hardware store downstairs. If you can buy hairy crabs, just buy them. If you can't, forget it."

"Everyone..." Qi Yuncheng faced the cheerful audience below, "Listen to this, if you buy hairy crabs at a hardware store, what's wrong with the hairy crabs being mechanically elevated? Where can you buy them?"

The words "mechanical ascension" may not be understood by the elderly, but almost all of the people here today are young people, and they all got to the point and were very happy.

Crosstalk has also kept pace with the times.

While she was enjoying herself, Zhou Gulan couldn't hold on to her master's sudden mechanical ascent. She held the table and turned to the back where she kept laughing, which seemed to have touched her point inexplicably.

Who told her to follow the words, but the master didn't follow the words at all.

"Okay, stop laughing. If you laugh again, you'll probably forget your words again."

Listening to Master's words, Zhou Gulan took a deep breath and said, "That supermarket is called Hardware. Don't get me wrong."

"Oh." Qi Yuncheng understood. "If you say that, I'll give up. I'll go straight to frying leeks with kelp shreds, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to defeat two mechanically ascended crabs."

"If you don't want to eat it, let's replace it with another one."

"What instead?"

"Pine-cured eggs."

“Can preserved eggs and hairy crabs be substituted?”

"Why not."

Zhou Gulan tried her best to suppress her desire to laugh, then stretched out two fingers and started tinkering on the cross talk table, "Here are two preserved eggs, I will peel them, cut them into pieces and put them on the plate, and some grated ginger. It would be nice to put some vinegar on it.

A great dish to go with wine. "

"It's okay."

"But some people don't like to eat it." Turning the subject, Lanlan looked at Master carefully, "He thinks that this pine flower is burnt with lime, and it's easy to die after eating it. How about you?"

"I'm okay, my body can handle it." Qi Yuncheng patted his chest.

Seeing the master patting his chest, Zhou Gulan stopped looking at him, "No? Then I won't eat."

"Huh? Who did I say I won't eat?"

"Don't you say no?"

"I said it's okay."

"Oh, blame me, I heard wrong, please stop listening."

Hahahaha.

Laughter burst out neatly.

They laughed so hard that Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but raised his voice and said to the girl, "You're crazy. Do you want to be obedient? You, you're about to ascend mechanically, I'll tell you."

When the four words "mechanical ascension" came out, the people below were still happy. It seemed that these few words had become the key point of their laughter today.

The small theater is like this, the atmosphere is good to a certain extent, and everything is good.

But Zhou Gu Lan was aggrieved and said, "I just didn't listen enough, it's my fault. But now I have talked about several dishes, including peanuts, my family's ancestral dishes, hairy crabs, preserved eggs, and dried shrimp skins."

Once these are done, stir-fried melon is ready. "

"Sauteed cucumbers?" Qi Yuncheng said as if he had seen a ghost, "What kind of dish is this?"

"Have you never eaten stir-fried cucumber? Peel it, chop off the flaps after peeling, cut into diamond-shaped pieces and put them in the pot. Don't add oil and don't turn on the fire. Just pour it out after a while and it will be stir-fried cucumber.

Just to clear your mouth after eating Songhua Egg White. "

After explaining how to do it, today's audience can be said to be excited, and of course Qi Yuncheng also seems to be excited.

Instead of looking at his own girl, he looked at his friends below and said fiercely. "Just this room...300 people, including the theater's waiters and staff."

"How's it going?" Zhou Gulan asked.

"Everyone counts, I am counting with my head. If there is one who has eaten fried cucumbers, I will die here today."

The next second, Zhou Gulan said, "Then you can kill him and I will eat it!"

Hahahahaha!
With a bang.

The words of the two people made the whole audience laugh again and again. What is cross talk? To put it bluntly, it is funny.

As for this kind of amusement, professional actors can control it very well. If they make you laugh, you have to laugh, and you can't even hold it back.

"Senior Brother, you are so generous. My girl has designed all these burdens, and she is not willing to work hard."

"I hurt Teacher Guo before, but now it finally falls on me."

"In the words of Teacher Guo, this is not a cycle of retribution where God does not open his eyes and good and evil will come to an end!"

……

Amid the laughter and applause below, Qi Yuncheng looked bitter, "What kind of food is this? Even if you have some fungus or an egg, the key is not to add oil. If you don't add oil, why are you putting it in the pot?"

"Iron supplement."

"Today we cannot do without mechanical ascension."

"Don't worry, we still have the staple food." Zhou Gulan grabbed the master's arm with both hands and acted coquettishly.

When she acted coquettishly, it was something Qi Yuncheng had never experienced on stage, let alone a girl.

Previously, I gave it to Zhang Jiuling, Shaobing, and Dalin. If these three acted like a spoiled child, they would be disgusting to death.

"What's the staple food?" Qi Yuncheng asked.

"Our main dish is making dumplings. Is this okay?"

"That's great, I have to bow to you."

It was finally good. It was not easy for Qi Yuncheng to bow to the girl.

"The staple food is dumplings. Can the dumplings be stuffed with chives and fennel?"

With his eyebrows furrowed, Qi Yuncheng grabbed the girl's arm and said, "There's no need to work so hard. Let's just eat without the stuffing."

"It doesn't matter. I fried leeks with shredded kelp and a little more leeks."

"Who eats this much?"

"This is what my family eats. I guarantee it will be unforgettable for you. If you really want to eat more, I can put a dried shrimp skin on it. Whoever eats it will get rich this year."

"It's really fun."

"After the dumplings are made, our family has a small copper pot to eat and cook one by one, mainly to keep them warm."

"Eat one and cook one? Is the supply enough to eat?"

"Why can't you provide it? I will serve you."

"alright."

"By the way, are you busy tomorrow?"

Qi Yuncheng thought about it for a moment and waved his hand, "It's okay! I've rejected all the commercial shows that cost a lot of money."

"Then we will eat tomorrow. Can't you get up at nine o'clock tomorrow morning?" Zhou Gulan asked again, fearing that the master would come over to eat.

"Get up."

"Okay, that's it. At the entrance of the theater, let's meet at the entrance of the theater and we'll see you there."

"What do you mean by not seeing each other? You want to run away, right?"

"See you or see you, I'm leaving."

"Let's go."

After finally dealing with the girl, Qi Yuncheng was on the stage alone. Even though they were just performing the last part, they were doing it in a down-to-earth manner.

"This apprentice, whoever sells the dumplings will have a hard time. I don't think I can even eat the dumplings with fried leeks and shredded kelp, stir-fried cucumbers, and leeks and fennel."

"Hey, yes, Master, you are right."

After walking only a few steps, Zhou Gulan came back, and he burst into laughter as soon as he came back.

The performance that followed went very smoothly, and I finally didn’t forget the lyrics again.

The girl herself was very happy and understood the joy of cross talk.

However, if you are happy on stage, you will live or die off stage.

Fortunately, her main business is not cross talk, it's just a matter of fun.

At the end of the day, it was natural to give the name of the dish.

How could Guankou not teach her? His own little girl could report one, so why couldn't she?

"The first dish I treated Teacher Guo to was steamed lamb, as well as steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, pine flowers, and belly. , dried meat, sausages. Assorted su pan, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice..."

Qi Yuncheng listened carefully as he memorized one dish after another. He didn't have long to learn, so it was already very difficult to learn the jokes on the fly.

When eating salted duck and tube chicken, Zhou Gulan calmed down his breath.

"After Mr. Guo finished eating, wipe your chest..."

"full?"

"So full."

"Go to hell."

……

"Oh!!!"

"it is good!!!"

"Well done Lan Lan, we girls can also do cross talk."

The cross talk is over.

Everyone was very complimentary, especially the girls, who made all kinds of noises. Even though the girl couldn't give her some performance energy, but Qi Yuncheng forced it up, they were still happy.

It was a huge surprise to see Qi Yuncheng today.

Where to pay attention to what is good or bad.

Lanlan's performance doesn't matter as long as it's not embarrassing, and it is indeed not embarrassing. You also need to learn how to perform when performing drum music. There is one thing in common.

When it was getting busy, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang hurriedly came out from the side curtain.

When you come out, you are praised.

"Lanlan is right."

"it is good!"

"As expected of Master Brother's apprentice, she can do anything. Also, she will be on the Deyun Dou Xiao Club in the next episode. You can pay more attention to her, she is a very good girl.

Then let's ask Senior Brother to do one next. "

"one comes!!"

"Ah!! Qi Yuncheng, one more!!"

Those who provoke will follow, keeping the excitement in the theater high.

Come and come.

Qi Yuncheng continued to interact on the stage and told some short jokes.

De Yunshe's small theater is willing to give more. Even after the official program is finished, they may still give one or two large segments.

Of course, this depends on the styles of several teams.

Some like to have fun when they come back to play, and some like to play together at the end of the curtain call. Audiences who are familiar with the show know that they can join in together.

(End of this chapter)