Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

My legs worked hard to push the car.

Qin Xiaoxian desperately rushed to the meeting place to get back the fan, but the more he pedaled, the more tired he became.

His small body is the thinnest in the group, and he doesn't have much strength with the naked eye.

Not to mention that there are still two people in the car.

Dalin didn't say anything, he lost weight, and he's not too tall, so he doesn't weigh much now.

Master is different.

Not high, but definitely to the bone.

So I pedaled tens of meters along the road and had to stand up and pedal.

During the process of kicking, the master did not forget to joke, "His billions of dollars of wealth is obtained by doing this. Think about it, he can earn one yuan for one ride, and that's okay, he can earn a lot in a day.

Very hard. "

Qin Xiaoxian turned the faucet of the car, gasping for breath while speaking, "It's really... boring."

"Actually, it's the same principle as your disco dance, the more you work, the happier you are."

"Yes, yes." Guo Qiling didn't forget to break his tongue, "Spinning bikes, no problem, absolutely no problem. It's a pity that Lao Qin, with his long legs, can't ride three rounds."

"That's not wrong."

Listening to what the two of them said, Qin Xiaoxian couldn't answer and used all his strength on his legs.

Fortunately, the road is not far.

After a while, you can see other senior brothers coming together.

Then get off immediately and gather in front of a gate.

When he arrived at the door, Yu Qian became the backbone, looked at everyone who came over and said: "Let me say a few words first, and I will distribute weapons to you next, but the weapons are hard to come by. Our president entrusted someone to get them from overseas." It was bought by foreigners, and it is the latest development."

The old partner introduced at the side, Guo Degang took the fan and nodded desperately, "That's right, then let's start choosing weapons, but we have to choose the model first, one by one."

There is a table at the door, and there are two large boxes on the table. Inside the boxes are all kinds of unintelligible letters and numbers.

Everyone knows that letters and numbers are good and bad weapons, but who knows how.

So basically a random choice.

As soon as the gate was opened after the selection, the scene was very spectacular.

More than a dozen vacuum cleaners of different sizes were hung on the wall, ranging from tens of centimeters short to more than one meter long.

When the brothers saw this scene, they were all excited. There was no one who was not excited. A man is a boy until he dies.

"Choose according to the brand in your hand, and good luck to you, children."

After receiving Master's words, a group of people began to pick up weapons.

Picking out a weapon depends entirely on personal luck, but it's really embarrassing for Shaobing to hold two big ones directly.

Yu Qian became more playful and looked at him cheerfully, "Man, don't fight. You'll be exhausted after walking a mile with two of them."

"Anyway, I'm just so unlucky."

"Unlucky, you're still fine."

Suddenly Xiaosi came out with his own things, pushed his glasses and fiddled with his vacuum cleaner, and wondered while fiddling, "The front of me is soft plastic, and it's drooping. People are all long vacuum cleaners, why am I so dumb?" so?"

The eyes began to focus on Xiao Si, and there was no one who was unhappy at first glance.

Qi Yuncheng said from the side, "You are much better than Shaobing. It is so heavy, but it is so light if you make one, otherwise it will easily tire you."

After finishing his words, Yu Qian suddenly pointed at the vacuum cleaner held by Xiaosi, "This is already too exhausting!"

Hahahahaha!
All of a sudden they drove together, and all the old and young men present were overjoyed. Your uncle is indeed your uncle, and nothing will be dropped on the ground.

It's no wonder that at the beginning of this issue, the uncle appeared on the stage in a three-seater motorcycle, and the old driver is here.

And the next second, Yang Jiulang's situation was even worse. The other people's vacuum cleaners could be taken out and used alone, and his had a plug, so it wouldn't work at all if it wasn't plugged in.

"Are you ready, warriors?"

"Ready."

"lets go!!!"

The master shouted to everyone to start playing games on the road.

The rules of the game are very simple, everyone has three balls stuck to their body, and if all three balls are sucked up by the vacuum cleaner, a fan will be lost.

But before, each of them had a mission and needed to protect the people they wanted to protect, so there were more things to do in this battle.

However, the situation completely collapsed at the beginning, because there were many fans in Yunzi Branch, Hezi Branch, and Jiuzixike, but Xiaozi Branch only had three.

So don't rob him, rob someone.

Almost everyone looked at Qin Xiaoxian immediately.

Qin Xiaoxian was dumbfounded standing on the street, looked left and right, why several people came towards him, he didn't know what to do, if he was going to eat him alive, no, let's run.

As soon as he ran, Yun Zike, Crane Zike, and Jiu Zike chased after him crazily.

He is an extremely rare piece of fat, first come, first served.

But after playing around, everyone found that the program team made a mistake.

The ball on his body was so tight that it took a little effort to pull it by hand, let alone use a vacuum cleaner, so it didn't work when Lao Qin was surrounded.

"What to do now, how can the game continue?"

Xiao Si stood in the middle of the crowd wondering, "It's so hard to get this thing off, if you don't believe me, try it, suck me."

Everyone has said it.

As a partner, Shaobing immediately came over and took a vacuum cleaner to smash the ball on his chest. Not only him, Dalin also followed him to make it, and it really didn't work.

But Shaobing persisted and kept holding the vacuum cleaner.

After playing for a while, Xiao Si couldn't bear it any longer, and pulled the pan of the sesame seed cakes away.

"Rogue, isn't it? My chest is swollen any more."

Hahahaha!

A group of people quacking, that's how it is between seniors and brothers, no matter how they play together, they are happy.

But it is indeed a problem.

"If you can't pull it down, why are you still sucking it? We have to think of other tactics."

"The key point is that no vacuum cleaner will work, even one will do."

"Think about how to do it. It's hard to catch Lao Qin." Qi Yuncheng knew 100% that it was the negligence of the program team, so he didn't try in advance.

Just thinking about not letting the ball fall, it turned out like this.

But as he thought about it, he turned his head and frowned. Qin Xiaoxian was surrounded by a group of people and didn't know what was going on.

Just keep comparing yourself with yourself.

When he came from a distance, he made a comparison with himself, and when he was being chased just now, he compared his heart crazily.

Every time he saw him compare his heart, he had to nod in response, not knowing what he wanted to do.

The weather is quite hot and the sun is shining brightly. Is there something wrong with the heat of the brain? IQ is not high.

He knew that everyone had their own special movements, but he had never figured out Bi Xin's movements, so he didn't react.

And when he reacted in the next second, he took a deep breath, and he was amused by himself. Is he the one he protects?

Is he still protecting himself?From the very beginning, I was surrounded by a group of people and it was difficult to escape.

Although it wasn't him who I was protecting, please help me.

Anyway, the attention is not on him now, so he indirectly asked Shaobing and others who were closest to him to ask Director Yan if he could change the rules.

Once asked, Director Yan could only change the rules.

"You can use your mouth or your hands!!"

The voice fell.

The brothers and sisters who were standing together just now completely changed, they put the vacuum cleaner on the ground, looked at each other as if they saw a wolf, and fled frantically in all directions.

"Hey guys, you can use your hands too!"

"It's broken, so you have to stay away from Dabing."

"Isn't hand-to-hand combat the strong point of Shaobing?"

The rules of the game are changed.

Everyone understands a truth, whoever did it with Shaobing, even Qi Yuncheng has to beware of him, stay away quickly, and don't let him out of his sight, this kid likes to cause trouble since he was a child.

The kind that you can’t even look at, let alone play games.

Shaobing didn't speak. Seeing that everyone was far away from him, he silently put down his weapon, and then began to roll up his cuffs and adjust his pants.

After finishing the cuffs and trousers, I suddenly exerted my strength.

He didn't want to rob anyone, just robbed Qin Xiaoxian alone. As I said just now, his word Xiao was the least.

"My mother!!"

Seeing Brother Bing go crazy, Qin Xiaoxian was scared out of his wits and ran faster than a rabbit.

Then, on the real scene streets of Hengdian, they were running around everywhere, and the camera chased after them frantically.

It is not easy to get paid for work.

They started playing, and the rest naturally started too.

In the beginning, more and more people stared at Zhou Jiuliang, because they must have known that he couldn't run fast either.

Qi Yuncheng and Dalin went over immediately.

Looking at the two of them, Zhou Jiuliang swallowed his saliva and kept backing away, "No? How could it be like this? Was it possible to negotiate? Can't we all pull me alone? Can we all do it well?"

"Discuss?" Qi Yuncheng laughed in amusement, like a bandit, "Since we can all rob, why discuss?"

"No, you are my senior brother."

Zhou Jiuliang was about to break his defense, and kept retreating, but if he retreated to the end, there would only be a wall left, and there was no way to retreat.

"Don't call me brother at this time, as long as you are willing to take out the ball, I will call you brother."

Upon hearing this, Dalin suddenly nodded beside him, "We are so shameless when we talk about cross talk."

"That's right, let's grab it."

"Do it."

As soon as they rushed forward, Qi Yuncheng and Dalin grabbed Zhou Jiuliang, and Zhou Jiuliang had no room to resist.

He pressed his arms and pulled out two balls.

Pulling by hand is not the same as using a vacuum cleaner, just pull it.

As for the one who grabbed Zhou Jiuliang, Qi Yuncheng and Dalin's eyes changed, and they were about to guard against each other.

But the two of them were on guard.

Suddenly a black shadow came quietly from a distance.

His target was not Qi Yuncheng and Da Lin, but Zhou Jiuliang, who was still in a daze after being robbed.

Finding this gap, Hei Ying stretched out his big hand and snatched the ball behind Zhou Jiuliang.

At the moment of snatching it away, Soi Ying's footsteps stopped for an instant, looking at the ball in his hand expressionlessly.

Why did he feel that the figure he just snatched from behind seemed familiar.

Looking back, I found that it was Zhou Jiu's measurement.

"The amount of Zhoujiu is gone!!"

"Ah?" Hearing the staff shout, Zhou Jiuliang was startled, turned around and saw that it was Meng Hetang, and lay down on the ground directly.

He was lying on the ground, and Meng Hetang also sat down wanting to cry without tears.

And looking at the two of them, Qi Yuncheng smiled from ear to ear, he knew something.

Meng Hetang wants to protect Zhou Jiuliang, and Zhou Jiuliang wants to protect Meng Hetang.

In the end, Meng Hetang killed Zhou Jiuliang, wouldn't it be fun?

Someone even stupider than Lao Qin appeared.

"Huh?" Meng Hetang could exchange the last ball for Zhou Jiuliang's fan, but he was stupid, "Did I run away just now?

I just saw the three of them scramble, and then a ball shone brightly.Oops, I just watched the game, I didn't see who it was. "

After Zhou Jiu missed the ball, he fell to the ground like a salted fish. Meng Hetang couldn't help himself, and it was really an own goal.

However, the game still has to continue after that. People who don’t have the ball can only go back to the supply station to supply, and then return to the battlefield after the supply is over.

In the supply station at this moment, there is no doubt that Guo Degang and Yu Qian are waiting, plus a little girl Zhou Gulan.

"At this moment, your master is having a good time."

Looking at the girl, Guo Degang said something.

Zhou Gulan stood beside her and nodded.

"How is it? Are you happy to participate in the show?"

"happy."

"Who do you want to come to this supply station again later?" Yu Qian asked the little girl with great interest.

Zhou Gulan didn't even think about it, "I hope my master will come in first."

This sentence made Guo Degang very happy, "He is indeed Yun Cheng's apprentice, he has learned the essence, he should come in a few more times."

Listening to Grandpa Guo's words, Zhou Gulan was smiling. He was very happy today, watching a group of people playing on the street.

She also saw the scene of Uncle Shaobing chasing Uncle Qin just now, not to mention how crazy, so she hurried over to avoid accidental injury.

However, the person who came in was not Qin Xiaoxian or his master. Instead, it was Zhou Jiuliang who got lost. He was not as unlucky as him.

Needless to say about the game after that.

Relying on his recklessness, Shaobing managed to collect all the fans seven times in and seven out.

After collecting everything, a group of people began to move to the destination for the final decisive victory.

At the decisive victory point, Dalin and Yang Jiulang, who are protected by Shaobing, will have a final decisive battle with the chairman Guo Degang.

For this reason, this is a real "battle" with Master!
The rules of "Battle" are very simple, there are balls in the box, throw each other, whoever has the least balls on his body will win.

Standing separately, Guo Degang and Gao Xiaobei are on the left, and a large group of apprentices are on the right, among which Dalin and Yang Jiulang are the first to bear the brunt.

But to fight against the master, Dalin is fine, Yang Jiulang wants to escape a little bit.

"Well... can I apply for a substitution? I haven't fought this fight before."

It was impossible for Guo Degang to disagree, "Okay, let's see who you can invite to help you, and look back at your brothers and sisters."

Turning his head, Yang Jiulang looked at the neatly lined up seniors, "Does any of you want to try?"

"Crazy isn't it?"

None of Qi Yuncheng, Meng Hetang, Luan Yunping, Zhou Jiuliang, Shaobing and others agreed.

Seeing that there was no way, Guo Degang said over there, "If any of you agree, you can take a step forward. I'll count one, two, three, one must come."

"one two Three!"

When the last number was shouted, Qi Yun finally stepped back. He didn't want to play. The master was a thief and couldn't play with him.

So take a step back with your right foot, so that no matter what you do, you will not be able to choose yourself.

But he underestimated this group of crosstalk talkers.

He took a step back, Luan Yunping, Shaobing, Meng Hetang, Zhang Helun, Zhou Jiuliang, Xiao Si, Qin Xiaoxian and others took two steps back! !
"I'll go! Simple!"