Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Among the old houses in Tianjin photographed by Deyun Douxiaoshe.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian walked from the back room to the main hall.

Once in the main hall, it was lively.

Apart from the crowd of staff and the cameras, the apprentices were all bustlingly waiting for them.

And when he saw Zhang Helun, the cook, Wang Jiulong, the gardener, and Luan Yunping, the chief manager, Guo Degang became curious, "What are you guys doing here to coax? The head cook, what do you mean?"

Zhang Helun hurriedly faced Master, very sincerely, "Because I like Missy."

"Uncle, look, the cook is going to rebel."

Yu Qian smiled slightly, but at this moment Zhang Helun really wanted to show his sincerity, and said repeatedly: "Miss likes my dishes very much! Ah, no, my dishes!"

Hahaha!
In terms of eating words, he is completely reassuring.

A bunch of people were laughing on the sidelines.

Even the master is like this, with a smile on his face, "I said my daughter is too tired to die, cooking every day."

Amidst the laughter, Zhang Helun hurriedly made amends, "Miss likes my cooking very much."

"Then what do you like about swallows?"

"I like her figure and thinking, and the feeling that she appreciates my cooking."

He is the best at talking good things. It can be seen from the interview with the girls just now. Guo Degang naturally did the same. He reached out to stop him, "It's ok, you can pull it down. Let me see the gardener, why are you here?"

Wang Jiulong didn't sit down, and told the truth, "If I want to get married, it's time to start a family. I'm over 20."

"Yeah!" Guo Degang nodded, and turned his eyes to see the apprentice he liked, "This one in a floral suit, the housekeeper Luan Aifu!"

"Forehead……"

Mentioning that Luan Yunping would definitely reply as soon as possible, but she didn't know what to reply, so she subconsciously asked like a leader, "What's your question!!"

With this reply, the others were also very happy. It really deserves to be the head team.

"I have no problem, you go, you got in anyway."

Hurry up and reply to Master again, "Because what am I thinking? The fat and water will not flow into the fields of outsiders!"

"Oh, then tell me, what do you like about Missy?"

"What do I love about her?" Luan Yunping straightened her body, looked at Master seriously and began to count, "First of all, family background is the best."

Guo Degang nodded desperately, "This is so true."

"But to be honest, I actually like my father-in-law more!!!"

"Okay! He's taken a fancy to me!!"

The Eldest Master was surprised, Luan Yunping smiled not because of this, after all, if you love your disciples, you must love your master, but if you love your disciples, you will also have villains, and Qi Yuncheng is without a doubt.

He participates in these things, it's okay if he doesn't talk, but he likes to pick up the next sentence when he speaks.

Hastily said next to Luan Yunping, "According to this logic, does that mean that Uncle can leave with me? I'm talking about cross talk, cross talk actor."

As soon as the men spoke, Yu Qian would cooperate as soon as possible, and quickly got up from the teacher's chair next to him, "Come on, men, I will sit by your side, and I will walk with you. I also like cross talk."

"Uncle, there is a real truth, I will tell you about it later."

Yu Qian: "No problem."

Guo Degang: "You two are going crazy."

Hahahahaha!
There was a lot of amusement, and Yu Qian sat back down again. It was just a joke after all.

Guo Degang was even more speechless, and looked at his senior brother, "It seems that they didn't come here for the eldest lady today, they wanted to marry the two of us away."

"We're hot."

"What kind of human nature is this? Doesn't Missy look like this?"

Guo Degang said something casually, and then introduced the rest of the people and their professional identities one by one, especially Yang Jiulang, who showed his face more often as a newcomer.

The clothes she wore were exactly the gowns of cross talk actors.

Looking at him, the master Guo De just asked curiously, "What do you do?"

Yang Jiulang used to be fat, but now he is too thin. He quickly got up and said, "I'm a cross talk actor just like that one."

"Speaking of cross talk? Then you want to take the old man with you?"

"No, no." Yang Jiulang waved his hands quickly, "My master's surname is Guo, and I belong to your family, Guo Jun must be strong!!"

"Ouch!"

He loves to act so much. When he heard the name, Guo Degang was so scared that his fan fell to the ground, and he almost slipped out. Seeing Yang Jiulang's invitation, "Why don't you sit with me? You have such a status. people!"

"You sit, you sit!"

The master loves to act so much, it's all in the apprentice's expectation.

After all sit down.

Turning his eyes, he came to Qi Yuncheng's place, "Say it? I know you are also a cross talk actor, are you marrying the uncle or the eldest lady?"

Getting up, Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat.

"Okay! Finished speaking, let's go!"

Before he could speak, Qi Yuncheng was speechless, but this is a common technique used by these cross talk actors, such as wanting to sing something, and suddenly giving a good one before singing.

Other apprentices would pretend to sit back, and then they continued to speak.

But Qi Yun is a thief.

Seeing that the master wanted to make fun of him, there would be such a master as there would be an apprentice, he smiled slightly, and turned his eyes to the side, "Uncle, let's go then!"

"Okay!"

Yu Qian got up together again, and really wanted to follow the child.

This startled Guo Degang, and quickly held him down beside him, "You are a little too cooperative, so just leave, I won't allow you to elope!!"

Yu Qian was grinning from ear to ear, for some reason, his and Qi Yuncheng's thinking channels really matched up today, it was very fun.

Not to mention the rest of the people, the laughter continued, and the uncle could come anyway.

And then seriously, Qi Yuncheng also explained why he wanted to marry the eldest lady, just make it up, it's just a plot.

After listening, Guo Degang nodded and began to enter the next session.

"Since you want to marry the eldest lady, you have to show your sincerity today. My daughter is like the apple of my eye. I hope you all will take this matter seriously.

Come on Xiaoyue, tell us about our plan. "

Taking a slight step forward, Yue Yunpeng explained in front of his seniors, "The first step in the selection of a son-in-law in the Guo family is to test your financial management ability, which is to prepare gifts for you to auction.

You take pictures by yourself, maybe you can please the lady if you take pictures of something that the lady likes, then we will present the first gift. "

……

……

After a period of time, all the brothers took their dou coins to auction their favorite gifts, and the amount of dou coins was determined according to the number of lights left by the girls just now.

So Qi Yuncheng has an advantage.

And those who didn't get a gift were eliminated to work.

As soon as they survived, those who were promoted brought their own gifts to the downstairs of the eldest lady to express their feelings, but everyone wore a mask, so they couldn't let them find out who the lady was.

The process was simple, Qi Yuncheng followed in it according to the plot, and it was the same for recording variety shows.

However, there are also eliminations. If the eldest lady likes it, she will stay, and if she doesn't like it, she will go to work again.

So after a pass, there are only four people left!

Qi Yuncheng, Meng Hetang, Luan Yunping, Shaobing!
But the four of them still had to be eliminated. In the same room, Yu Qian gave them questions.

"Come on, here are a few questions to test you! How can you easily meet our eldest lady? You have to rush to answer."

"Okay, tell me!"

None of the four of them sat down in the room, they stood ready to go and waited for the uncle's question.

"Okay, please listen to the first question, get ready." Yu Qian said.

"it is done."

"Excuse me... how many hairs does the old man of the Guo family you saw just now have!!"

Qi Yuncheng: "..."

Meng Hetang: "..."

Luan Yunping: "..."

Biscuits: '...'

Finally, all four of them broke the defense.

"Isn't uncle a bit of a joke? How can I count it on the spot?" Shaobing was the first one who couldn't help but turned around to look for something, "Is there any scissors? I cut them off, and a piece like this Not anymore."

"You tiger!" Qi Yuncheng slapped the biscuits.

Shaobing: "What's wrong?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Whenever you need scissors, you need to find a fader!!"

Shaobing: "Oh, yes, do we have faders here?"

"There must be. Since there is such a problem, there must be a way to solve it." Luan Yunping smiled and added, after all, Master is a good apprentice.

"Let's go, look for it."

"It's okay, you can't find me to buy it, but where is the old man?"

"Looking at the work of those eliminated, in the east yard."

"Okay, I'll go find him now."

"return!!"

Just about to leave, Yu Qianle was just joking.If he really wants to go there, Guo Degang is afraid that he will be terrified, and a group of people will shave his hair.

Of course, I dare not shave. Shooting variety shows for a little show effect, it must be no big or small.

So he answered the questions carefully, and at the end of the answer, Meng Hetang was kicked out.

Few people in Deyun are educated.

When there were only three people left, a girl dressed as a maid came.

Look at a few.

"Our eldest lady asks, if you marry our lady in the future, how many children do you want, how many boys and girls do you want?"

This question was a good one. After the maid went down, Yu Qian looked at a few people.

"Come on, let me ask, what do you think, come one by one."

"Ask about me." Luan Yunping was the first to speak, "If you want a second child, one boy and one girl!"

Shaobing: "I want one first."

"Boys and girls?"

"I like boys, because boys follow their mothers and look good."

"Come on." Yu Qian understood, "A boy?"

"Well! Boys follow their mothers."

Turning his gaze, Yu Qian looked at Qi Yuncheng, "How many children do you want?"

"One man and one woman, that's the best."

"Okay! Yes! Even if you all have this idea, follow me now."

Several people stepped out of the room immediately, they were very excited when they left, they didn't know why they asked this question, let alone what would happen later.

But Qi Yuncheng knew that the next step was to take care of the children. As expected of the Douxiao Club, everything was prepared.

And through a corridor, around a small garden, and pushed open a door, came to a small yard.

Everyone was stunned.

There must be cameras and staff here, but in addition to them, there are also a few children in the school uniforms of the Republic of China.

The student clothes of the Republic of China are very nice, with a light blue top, black skirt, white gauze socks, and round cloth shoes.

Of course, for boys, it is black pants.

But when an outsider is found.

A four-year-old little girl and the youngest little boy quickly ran to the one next to the group of people, and then hugged their thighs.

"Daddy!!"

"Ouch!!!!"

The two children were actually here, Qi Yuncheng was so happy that he could go to heaven, his eyes were dazed, and he quickly bent down to pick up one in one hand, his heart was beating wildly, full of surprise and excitement.

see this scene.

Luan Yunping and Shaobing were also taken aback, wondering why Xixi and Jingjing were here.

Well arranged.

But Qi Yuncheng was very curious holding the two children, and whispered in their ears, "Why did you change the name?"

"Grandpa Guo told me to order, and I will give you a hamburger later."

"Then let's call it that, it's filming now."

Qi Yuncheng had a bright smile on his face. Before the camera came over, he chatted with the child in a low voice, and at the same time kissed him more respectfully.

"Why are you here too?"

"My sister brought it. Jingjing also misses Dad." After a moment, Jingjing hugged Dad's neck with both hands.

"Well! You can come and play, but remember to be obedient."

On this side, Qi Yuncheng has two children in his arms, and there are several other children, both male and female, all very cute.

Yu Qian didn't delay, and quickly said, "It seems that Yuncheng has already chosen two, so you two have a look for yourself, and see which child wants you."

Immediately, the rest of the children began to look at the group of them, and after looking at them for a while, they all made their choices, and the choices were not slow.

Seems to know who to pick.

After the selection, Yu Qian explained, "Don't you want your own child? Let's try it out, carry your own child into the house, there are three rooms, and put someone to sleep in it."

"Ah! Good guy! How can this be coaxed!"

Now Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, and Shaobing are all married. Even though Shaobing had a child late in this life, his wife is also pregnant now, and she knows how difficult it is to put the child to sleep.

Let alone a child I don't know very well.

"No!" Shaobing suddenly understood, and looked at the senior brother, "Then is this considered preferential treatment? Brother Cheng should be easy to win? He and the child are very familiar!"

"Really?" Qi Yuncheng was still holding the two children, looking at Xixi and Jingjing suspiciously, "Do we know each other? Are we familiar?"

Although Xixi loves to play and eat, she is also smart. She shook her head, "I'm not familiar with it!"

"Unfamiliar!!" Jingjing followed her sister's example and shook her head, but the next second kissed her father, especially Xixi.

In an instant, this is not familiar at all, it is so familiar that it cannot be more familiar, and the effect is full.

"Hahaha!"

The cuteness of a child is always the most fun, Yu Qian spread his hands with a smile, "Look, you don't know each other, there is no shady scene here."

"No, not at all." Shaobing compromised and quickly affirmed.

"Then hurry up and go into the house to save time."

"Okay! Come on, let's go into the house and rest."

Hurry up, all three of them brought their children into the house, and then prepared to put them to sleep. Putting the children to sleep is a big problem.

Even if Qi Yuncheng took Xixi and Jingjing with him, the more familiar he was, the harder it was to coax him. After seeing each other, he was so happy and happy that he couldn't sleep.