Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 612 With your big fat body, I still can't recognize this is your clothes? 【Subscribe】

Qin Xiaoxian immediately walked to the second floor after receiving the news that the director could not eat.

But time moves forward.

Luan Yunping, as her lover, was the first to follow the uncle to the second floor, and found all kinds of coats on the shelf on the right side of the room.

"Choose! Choose a color, the same color is your partner."

After Yu moved into the house, she immediately sat on the chair next to her. Luan Yunping looked at all these coats, and went straight to one without any hesitation.

"There's only one black one, I'll get a gray one! Yun Cheng and I both have a gray one, and I can't wear the red one next to it!"

"Put it on when you choose it, and wait in the opposite room after you're done."

"Row!"

Putting on her coat, Luan Yunping nodded and went out while buttoning it up.

After going out for a while, the door was pushed open again, and Yu Qian was surprised when he saw Jiu Ling, "Oh, you came so fast!"

"Master!" Zhang Jiuling shouted as he stepped across the threshold.

"Choose! Choose a coat!"

"Hey, good!"

Standing beside the uncle, Zhang Jiuling looked at it seriously, from left to right, and found that the other colors were too bright, either red or blue, and the face he was wearing made him look more black, so he walked towards the black one pieces.

"I'll pick a black one."

"Black?" Yu Qiandao was a little puzzled, because this was a stand-up.

But Zhang Jiuling didn't know, and explained with a smile, "Because it matches my skin color quite well."

"That's because you have the foresight. After tying it up, go to the opposite side."

"okay!"

Zhang Jiuling left wearing a black coat, but Yu Qian looked at his back and didn't know what to say. He looked like a silly child, and speaking alone was the most difficult, so he was chosen.

After Zhang Jiuling walked out for a while, Yue Yunpeng came into the room wearing a small suit. He came here to make trouble, but the sesame seed cakes came carelessly.

"Choose. Choosing a coat means choosing a partner."

Hearing the old man's words, the biscuits didn't stand still, so he quickly turned around and reached for the red one, "Then I'll be short and fast, and there's nothing to suspense about, just leave it! The first two must have been picked away, That gray one must be Luan Yunping."

Yu Qian said, "I'm afraid of meeting my lover."

Yue Yunpeng nodded again and again, "A disciple is afraid of meeting his disciple!"

"That's right, it's easy to kill the other party on stage, I'll go out and see if Luan Yunping picked the ashes."

Take it with you and leave, and the biscuits come and go in a hurry, which is very in line with his personality. It took less than thirty seconds to enter the house and leave the house.

After he left, the two waited until Zhang Helun.

Zhang Helun is also a fat man from Northeast China. Once he enters the house, he walks and looks everywhere, "Choose a coat?"

"Yes!" Yu Qian answered again from the chair.

"Then I don't know which coat belongs to, can you say the name?" Zhang Helun asked the uncle for help.

"You can't say the name, but there must be a suspense."

"It's making me nervous!"

Zhang Helun couldn't help it, so he took a step to look at the few pieces left, and there were quite a few left, two blue ones, two dark green ones, one gray one, and one red one.
And after touching the blue color he likes, he quickly said, "I want to choose my own coat, I won't do it by myself, will I? I'm afraid of this."

"You don't have to worry about whose coat, just choose the color."

"is it?"

Zhang Helun was silent for a while, looking at this and that near the clothes hanger, but it was hard to choose.

This hesitation made Yue Yunpeng on the side urge, "Just choose a coat and go!"

"Oh, I'm afraid! I'm afraid I'll choose a match with myself!"

Yue Yunpeng: "..."

Yu Qian: "..."

Both of them were speechless for a moment. Not knowing what he was thinking, Yu Qian couldn't help explaining again, "How can you choose to have a match with yourself? You will be partnered with whomever you wear the same clothes with!"

"Oh, it's really ink! It's for the old men in the Northeast!"

Yue Yunpeng let out a sigh of disgust, feeling a little hot, so he simply took off his suit and hung it casually near the gray coat.

Zhang Helun continued to pick and choose one coat after another, and then he understood the rules, "Oh, whoever chooses this one, I will fight with him!
Same partner?See luck?
Then I have to choose this way, the gray one may choose Brother Luan, the suit is the cake!
No, he has already chosen a coat! "

Yue Yunpeng: "..."

Yu Qian: "..."

The two of them were speechless once again looking at the old man, while Yue Yunpeng looked at the old man and couldn't help but smile, "And... I really like this suit, I just took it off!"

Hahahahaha!
Suddenly the three of them couldn't hold back, even Zhang Helun couldn't help laughing.

"Is there something wrong with you?" Yue Yunpeng complained happily.

Zhang Helun touched the sleeve of his suit, "I thought Brother Bing would wear a suit, forget it, I'll choose a blue one!"

"Okay, put it on! When you're done, go to the opposite room."

"it is good!"

Zhang Helun started to wear his coat, and when he was wearing it, Yue Yunpeng quietly came to his side to help fasten the buttons, and said in a very low voice, "Who do you want to partner with, tell me!

Do you want to think about senior brother Yuncheng? Senior brother can also make fun of it, the effect is said to be very good! "

"Then you might as well let me die!!"

Hearing that this piece of Helun broke the defense.

Yu Qian was curious, and widened his eyes, "What's the matter? What's wrong with Yun Cheng's flattery?"

"uncle!"

Zhang Helun also often hangs out in small theaters, so it’s impossible not to have heard of senior brother’s flattery, so he immediately began to explain, “Senior brother’s flattery is a waste partner.
You can ask Jiu Ling and Brother Bing!Senior brother cheered them on, the two of them almost died suddenly on the stage! "

Hahahaha!

Although Yu Qian hadn't seen it before, but after listening to Zhang Helun's narration, he could imagine how powerful the man was.

Yue Yunpeng was also happy. Of course he had seen the video, so he asked another person again, "How about Jiuliang?"

"Nine quantities are fine!"

"I'll tell him to pick this later!"

"How much!" Yu Qian looked at the two and said deliberately.

"How much?" Zhang Helun didn't even think about it, "Ten yuan!"

"Ten yuan? Then I will let my brother choose this one later!"

"Don't, don't!"

As soon as he slipped out of fright, Zhang Helun quickly changed his words, "Fifteen? 25? 100 yuan?"

"Yes! 100 yuan is fine!"

"Turn back to you."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Helun took his coat and left.

But Yu Qian was curious, "This guy Yun Cheng is so powerful?"

"No!"

Yue Yunpeng had a big face in pain, "Now the brothers don't dare to let the elder brother laugh! You can look through the video later, and search for Zhang Jiuling and Shaobing to die suddenly on the stage, and you can find it."

"Okay! I finished recording today, I'll go take a look at it tonight!"

With a little expectation, Yu Qian nodded. It seems that there are not many interesting things between the brothers and sisters.

But Yue Yunpeng had something to do, his eyes rolled around, and he took a step to hide the dark green coat that no one had picked up. His hiding just touched Yu Qian's mind.

Unbutton yourself immediately.

"Take off my coat and hang it up!"

"Hey, you're so flattering, sir!" Yue Yunpeng's eyes glowed, and he strode over to help take it off, "Why are you so good at variety shows now? It's best if I can put my senior brother on for Huyou, I don't know if he hasn't participated in variety shows." The depth of variety shows!
How can I fool you when I see it! "

"Try it!"

The gown was taken off, and a gown with embroidery was placed among a bunch of ordinary gowns. It didn't feel out of place, because the color was darker, so it didn't stand out except for the embroidery.

So the two began to wait for Qi Yuncheng to come in, but Qi Yuncheng didn't come in, they didn't know that he insisted on finishing his meal.

So during the process, Meng Hetang, Wang Jiulong, and Zhou Jiuliang came over first.

They all saw embroidered coats when they came over, but they didn't choose them.

They chose gray, blue, and dark green respectively, but Yue Yunpeng robbed them of a lot of money.

Especially Jiuquan, which cost four thousand directly.

"Don't worry! It's 4000 yuan, and the biscuits are green!"

Yue Yunpeng pointed, Zhou Jiuliang went to get the green one, looked back, "Brother Yue, let's go!"

"Let's go!"

Yue Yunpeng couldn't help laughing, wishing that he would leave quickly, otherwise he would be happy in the next second, because the sesame seed cakes are red.

But Zhou Jiuliang was very happy and left with confident steps.

As soon as he left, Qi Yuncheng, who was waiting, finally received the message that he could enter the room.

As soon as Qi Yuncheng went in, he looked around a bit, and found that something was wrong. Logically speaking, he counted down, and the coat should be almost selected.

But there are red, green, and black ones, and there is an embroidered coat among them.

Looking at the uncle again, the uncle is very comfortable in a white shirt and a chair.

Xiaoyue also took off his suit and hung it on it.

"Here comes man!" Yu Qian looked at the child with a smile.

child.

"Master! I'm coming!"

Qi Yuncheng agreed, and was taken aside by Yue Yunpeng, "Brother, there are a total of these colors, you choose one!"

Looking at the huge pile of clothes, Qi Yuncheng frowned, and directly poked at them, "Are you kidding me? Shouldn't you choose them all? Why are they still here?"

"Hey! I chose it, but I put it here before taking it away!"

"Which ones were not chosen?"

After pawing a few times, Yue Yunpeng said calmly, "Senior brother, you came too late, and you know it too! So there are really only two coats left!

One piece of suit, one piece of this! "

The latter was of course an embroidered gown, Yue Yunpeng showed it to his senior brother, and at the same time kept explaining.

"Master said, you seldom appear on variety shows, so I prepared this one for you! Aren't you going to be eliminated? Wearing this at that time is basically equivalent to avoiding death, so you can show your face more.

With your popularity so high, the audience will definitely be willing to watch you.

Besides, this gown is the best, it can lift your spirits during performances, so choose this one.As the master said, the performance will definitely be brilliant later. "

The embroidered gown was handed over to Qi Yuncheng and he looked at it carefully. Yue Yunpeng was so eager to look at it that Yue Yunpeng wanted to laugh, hoping that his senior brother would wear it.

Yu Qian is even more so, let's play!Just be happy.

But Qi Yuncheng's subsequent actions did not follow their development at all. He might not be able to remember who belonged to whom in other coats. It's been too long, but it's okay if he doesn't know this coat?

Looking at the old man again, he stared straight at Yue Yunpeng, Yue Yunpeng was taken aback, "What's wrong?"

"Believe it or not, I asked Team Luan to stop your commercial show!"

"No!" Yue Yunpeng suddenly felt aggrieved, "What's wrong with me? Master said, it's for you! It's hard to do this job!"

"Don't think I'm stupid if you're stupid! Isn't this what the uncle wears? I'll tell Master later?"

"My mom!"

It was directly exposed, Yue Yunpeng glanced at the uncle, both of them smiled helplessly, it seems that the senior brother is not so biased.

So the embroidered coat was brought back.

"Brother, to be honest, this is used to deceive Qin Xiaoxian, I put it here, since you don't want to wear it, then wear a suit!

I don't have much clothes left! "

"Yes! Put it on and go there!" Yu Qian called out to help him with support, in order to make him more convinced.

But looking at the suit coming over, Qi Yuncheng asked, "Who chose this suit?"

The elder brother wants to go on the road, Yue Yunpeng smiled and showed a shameful expression, "I can't tell, I knew it in the past, but now I want to know, I can tell you in advance, but it's a bit of a bribe, right? We have been in love for so many years, not much, 100 yuan How about it? I asked him for [-] for Zhou Jiu's measurement before."

"..."

After being quiet for a while, Qi Yuncheng smiled amusedly, "Come on, turn around!"

"Why do you turn around?" Yue Yunpeng was puzzled, but suddenly understood, "Oh, you can't let the camera catch it, can you? It's sneaky, it's okay, I've collected several of them!"

Just as he was talking, Qi Yuncheng put the suit on him suddenly, and the moment he put it on, he immediately complained.

"With your fat body, I still can't recognize this is your clothes? Are you sick? You lied to me."

Hahahaha!

Both checkpoints were seen through, and Yu Qian sat beside him laughing uncontrollably. Sure enough, the man is amazing.

Yue Yunpeng himself felt as if he had eaten something dirty. He could guess that the embroidered coat on the front would not be successful, but he felt that the suit on the back was safe, so he put it on for himself now.

Looking at the uncle, he spread his hands, "Okay! It's a complete defeat, the elder brother is too stupid."

"This is all learned from the master! No, it's impossible for chicken thieves to get cheap from his old man. What two things are there!"

After tidying up, Yue Yunpeng took out the remaining two pieces, one green and one red.

"Brother, I really didn't run away this time! No one chooses the two, if I lie to you again, I will be shameless!"

"There's no shame in talking about cross talk."

Seeing two ordinary coats, Qi Yuncheng couldn't remember who chose him, but he didn't like red very much, so he chose the dark green one.

"I'll take this one!"

"Okay! Go over and see who you are with."

"it is good!"

Qi Yuncheng left with his coat on. As soon as he left, when he entered the room, there was already a large group of people sitting there, and he saw Qi Yuncheng wearing a dark green coat.

A group of people were restless.

"Then it looks like Jiuliang is in the same group as Brother Cheng! Ouch, I was scared to death. I thought Brother Cheng was going to win the red."

Seeing Qi Yuncheng take the green, he let go of everything about sesame seed cakes. He knew best what his brother's praise was like, and he wanted to die at that time.

And Zhou Jiuliang was as happy as a child, she lit up her coat, and the two of them sat together.

"How about the other candidates?" Qi Yuncheng sat down and looked at them.

Meng Hetang said, "I'm in a team with Brother Luan!"

Zhang Helun: "Da Nan and I!"

Shaobing: "I'm popular, but my partner hasn't appeared yet."

The three talked for a while, but Zhang Jiuling sat on the sidelines, looking like he was dying, "I guess I'm single-mouthed, it's too difficult! How should I say this!"

He was the second choice, but he also chose a stand-up. He wanted to die, and he had been depressed since just now.

"It's okay!" Shaobing gloated and comforted, "I can say it alone? Isn't it better to play alone? There will definitely be bonus points then!"

"Hey!" Zhang Jiuling sighed while sitting.

"Why are you sighing, it's good to take a single bite!" Shaobing kept saying, without stopping, and then a group of people began to wait for the last one, Qin Xiaoxian.

……

……

"Hello, Uncle! Hello, Brother Yue!"

"Come on man!"

Qin Xiaoxian was a little restrained in the room, and it was this restraint that made him not know what to choose.

It seems that I chose one, "Then, let me get a black one!"

"No, the black one was chosen." Yue Yunpeng told the truth this time!
Black was chosen by Zhang Jiuling.

But Yu Qian stood up abruptly, showing off the black embroidered coat next to the black one.

"Who said that? Isn't there another one!"

"Okay, here's this for you."

Yue Yunpeng took out the embroidered gown, and as soon as he took it out, no matter how stupid Qin Xiaoxian was, he knew the truth. He secretly glanced at the uncle, and stretched out his hand tremblingly.

"This... I, I don't dare."

Yu Qian sat back on the chair again, "It's okay, if you take this, you will save yourself from death!"

"okay!"

Qin Xiaoxian couldn't be happier to hear that he was spared from death. He knew that he was not capable enough, and it must be a good thing to avoid death and not be eliminated, so don't talk about the coat, he just took it on the hanger.

Take it over.

The brothers looked up at him one after another, and Shaobing was the first to say, "Xuan'er, you are so stupid! I didn't believe you were stupid before, but now I do."

"Do you know whose coat it is?"

"Uncle Qian'er!" Qin Xiaoxian also knew it, but he was tricked here because he was saved from death.

"You know, you still want to partner with Master? Brother Cheng didn't even choose!"

"No! I'm not! I'm not!"

Qin Xiaoxian was so anxious for a moment, he immediately ran back with his coat.

Going back again, Qin Xiaoxian was about to cry, "Master, no, I can't choose this."

"Put it on!"

"I can not!"

"It's okay, Xiaoyue, close the door!" Yu Qian said in a low voice when he was full of fans in the variety show, "He put on black clothes, so he played the biscuits out, let him speak alone, understand?"

Yue Yunpeng was so shocked, "Okay! Let's do it like this, so there will be only one red sesame seed cake left."

This side is discussing things, and on the other side of the lounge, the biscuits are still waiting without listening.

"How much money can Xiaoyue fool Youxuan'er! The nine measures are four thousand."

"Ten thousand!"

"Yes! Almost, Qin Xiao is free and rich!"

"Let's see what color coat he can choose. Qin Xiaoxian is really stupid. He probably believes what he says. He is definitely easy to fool."

Several people were talking, and the door to the left and right lounge was pushed open again. This time when it was pushed open, everyone was stunned and exclaimed.

I thought I would change it, but I didn't change it at all. I just put on the uncle's embroidered coat.

It also seems to be a bit spirited.

"Beautiful!! Did you pick this yourself?"

Because the uncle and Yue Yunpeng came, Meng Hetang hurriedly got up to ask.

"I picked it."

"The rest is him, right? Look at this coat!" Shaobing said.

Yu Qian put his waist down and looked at the coats that everyone was holding, "There are only two options, and he chose this one, which is black."

"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng understood their routine at this time, and glanced at the biscuits next to him, "Does that mean the biscuits are on the order?"

Shaobing was still laughing at Qin Xiao wearing the old man's coat, but his expression froze for a second.

(End of this chapter)