Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage
Chapter 602 Are you Gong Zhang Luan or Li Zao Luan! 【Subscribe】
Chapter 602 Are you Gong Zhang Luan or Li Zao Luan! 【Subscribe】
"That's all right now, people are leaving! It would be so much fun if we really chose us."
From the position at the door, Qi Yuncheng walked back regretfully and sat beside his partner.
And Luan Yunping handed over a piece of fruit, he actually knew that he was joking, it was impossible to really choose that.
To avoid suspicion, from the outsiders' point of view, Qi Yuncheng is going against Meng He Tang, and if Meng He Tang wins, he will definitely think it's a release, and then there will be more disturbances.
If they lose, they don't really have the heart.
So in any case, the choice is absolutely impossible.
So they, a pair of big devils, waited in the room.
It was difficult to wait and wait, and after Xiaomeng left for several minutes, he finally knocked on the door and came in.
Fortunately, coming in is not to say hello, but to choose them.
Why choose them, nothing else, a devil can only have three candidate challengers, and the others are almost full, so I can only come here.
It stands to reason that you can not come, and wait for the next semi-finals to fight for two places.
But two places are also difficult, so those who still want to give it a try can only come to Qi Yuncheng.
It is very tempting to go straight to the finals.
The two people who came in were also familiar. They were Zhang Fan and Liu Quanmiao who would also join De Yun later. When they saw someone, they were very polite, nodding and bowing.
Then sit down together.
At this moment Qi Yuncheng became curious, and asked, "How is the situation outside? Who chose whom?"
Zhang Fan sat on the sofa next to him, "The selection is almost over. I saw Meng Hetang entering Teacher Gao's room, so I probably chose them."
"Knew it!"
Qi Yuncheng nodded, agreeing to his previous choice.
Luan Yunping couldn't help but ask, "Then why did you choose us? You have been here for a long time, and we feel a little unwelcome?"
"No, no!" Liu Quanmiao shook his head, "I dare not choose you, you are too good, but we are also young, so we must choose the good ones."
"Okay, just keep waiting and see who comes again, there are three groups to come in."
The four sat in the lounge and started chatting, but they couldn't talk about anything, they just asked how it was to participate in the show.
But after waiting for a while, Qi Yuncheng couldn't sit still again. This kind of thing was new to him, so the momentum was visible to the naked eye from the very beginning.
Without further ado, he opened the door of the room and looked outside.
At first glance, he found that his face was familiar again.
"Jin Fei! Have you chosen, come here!"
"Ok?"
Hearing the sound, Jin Fei, who was wearing glasses and had just finished greeting Teacher Gao Xiaopan, saw Qi Yuncheng at the door. She smiled when she saw this, and felt that this actor was kind.
It's the first time to meet, but there is nothing at all.
So he walked over.
Being led all the way into the room, Jin Fei saw that someone was already there, so she simply said, "Then I'll be in this room."
"En! That's great. I waited with Yun Cheng for a long time, and finally a few people came."
Luan Yunping was also happy in her heart, but at this moment, a contestant also followed, and now they were full.
As soon as they were full, the three demon kings had already found all of them.
But if they are all together, the next step is for the devil to choose them.
It is impossible to PK with everyone once, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping have to choose a pair to match.
When the program team brought over a pen and a piece of paper, the two partners discussed it.
They negotiate.
The other people in the room were in mixed moods, wanting to be selected, but also wanting not to be selected.
If you want to be selected, it must be a big deal to come here. If you don’t want to be selected, then there are three pairs of actors. The other party is so good, it’s okay if you don’t get selected.
Anyway, it depends on luck.
But their hearts were complicated, and Qi Yuncheng's was even more complicated. Luan Yunping didn't worry about it, and left the decision to herself, so she said that now she can choose whoever she wants.
If you want to change, you can change, and you don't have to follow the previous life at all.
But here comes the problem, Jin Fei was eliminated in the next competition for the two places in the finals.
Zhang Fan and Liu Quanmiao, they defeated the Demon King and advanced directly.
It doesn't matter who you choose, especially Jin Fei, if you don't choose, you will definitely be eliminated in the next round.
If you choose, you will probably be promoted.
After all, to participate in a variety show, he can't really be as hard as a small theater and say, just click as far as it goes.
Unless the opponent is Xiaomeng.
As for the ability and luck of Zhang Fan and Liu Quanmiao, they should be able to advance to the next stage.
Finally heaved a sigh of relief, Qi Yuncheng chose Jin Fei and the others, and did it all over again, there was no need to do the same thing again.
If they can directly advance here, it will be more interesting to have newcomers in cross talk, since their abilities are not low.
The two have worked together for many years.
So he took a pen and wrote down the names of Jin Fei and Chen Xi.
Write it down and hand it over to the program team. Everything is ready, and a group of people wait for the program recording in half an hour.
Half an hour is fast and fast.
With all the personnel in place, the program team started recording.
This recorder is hilarious.
The entire recording hall is divided into several waves of people.
A wave of audience, a wave of three pairs of demon kings, a wave of contestants who want to pk today, plus a group of media jury for scoring.
At the beginning of the program, amidst the lively applause.
Guo Degang and Zhang Guoli stepped out slowly.
Seeing the master appearing, Qi Yuncheng sat on the left side of the hall and kept applauding. The master was wearing a black and purple embroidered gown, looking very handsome.
After arriving on the stage, Guo Degang took a quick look, saw Yun Cheng, and smiled slightly.
This is my child.
Then subconsciously speak.
"My good fellow, there are so many people here today? It's something unexpected, the level is too high."
After Guo Degang sighed, the host took the card in his hand and asked Zhang Guoli next to him, "Mr. Zhang, you see that Mr. Guo only has three groups, but he is still so calm. It may be that he is not optimistic about the people in your group."
Zhang Guoli looked indifferent, "I still have five groups left here, Guo Degang has three groups left, all three of them have been wiped out, and I still have two groups, what should I do?"
"It's nothing to do, the remaining two groups of yours are my undercover agents, and I will give you the trophy when the time comes."
"Why don't you say that I'm also an undercover agent? What's more important than that?"
The two said a few words, and then sat in the chairs in front of the stage amidst laughter, waiting for today's performance to start.
At the beginning, the host introduced the rules of the game, and the rules were introduced.
Jin Fei Chen Xi who is sitting on the right is getting ready.
They originally showed their works in the next issue, but this time since Qi Yuncheng chose them, they naturally started to perform works in advance.
"Okay! First of all, let's invite the first group of cross talk rookies Jin Fei and Chen Xi to compete on stage!!"
Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!
As the first pair of actors in the competition, the applause of the audience went up, and the cheers from the rest of the audience continued, because this time their common enemy was the devil.
Although the demon kings who are fighting are not the same, at least they are companions and not opponents.
While walking onto the stage amidst the applause, Chen Fei took a deep breath. He knew that this time the pressure was not small, but he had no choice but to fight Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping in the end.
Because the other two demon kings are acquaintances, even he is the main actor of the hip-hop bag shop, and Gao Xiaopan is not the head of the hip-hop bag shop, how to choose?
As for Guo Yang and Guo Liang, they are also very familiar with each other. They have performed together several times.
Step up to the stage.
The two stood on the dark stage for a while, and when the lights came on, the two entered the state of performance.
"I'm very happy to be able to stand on the stage where there are newcomers in cross talk. To be honest, my brother and I are very grateful for this program.
Because this show has just aired two episodes, we are completely different from before. "
Chen Xi looked at his partner and asked, "What's the matter?"
Jin Fei gestured in a direction, "I returned to Yanjing after recording the show that day, and just arrived at the gate of the community with my suitcase, when fans called us at the gate."
"What are you shouting for?"
"Jin Fei Chen Xi is back! Jin Fei Chen Xi is back! Jin Fei Chen Xi is back!"
It's as funny as it is on the stage, Qi Yuncheng is sitting on his seat and smiling.
He likes their performance very much, especially in one episode, he said that it was so hot that it was about to explode, and it was popular for a long time at that time.
Seeing that his partner was going crazy, Chen Xi wanted to stop him, but he couldn't stop the madman at all.
"It's not what it used to be! We love you! It's not what it used to be! Joy is invincible!"
"I said brother, can we show some face?"
"What's wrong?" Jin Fei's state dropped.
"Is that a fan?"
"Yes."
"Isn't this an account?"
"What is the account?" Jin Fei did not admit it, and added, "He is still holding a fan card."
Chen Xi frowned, and his state of mind followed suit, "Didn't you read clearly what was written on the sign? It's only natural to pay off debts, and Aunt Li, the landlord, blocked the gate of the community with a rolling pin and yelled at the street!
Jin Fei Chen Xi is back!Jin Fei Chen Xi is back!Don't let these two boys run away, I didn't give me rent, water and electricity, Zhang Guoli, you are not open, you just let the two little bastards give it to me. "
After the partner made such a fuss, Chen Fei shouted, "Stop shouting, it's the competition, do you think it's embarrassing?"
"You know it's shameful that you don't give Aunt Li the rent?"
"Is that why I don't give it to her? Do you know how bad her words are? She cursed me."
"How to curse?"
Jin Fei imitated the character with one hand on her hip, "I'll tell you, Jin Fei, if you don't pay the rent, your partner will not be good, do you know that? He won't live past forty, you know?"
It's uncomfortable to be a fan-favorite partner, "Is this a curse on you? This is a curse on me."
"When she said this, I was in a hurry."
"Can you be in a hurry? We are partners."
"I said what are you talking about? Do you think I'll hand it in after saying this? I won't hand it in. I'm mad at you."
"You're mad at me, why don't you hand it in first."
"how?"
"I'm 38 this year."
……
……
The two talked about cross talk, as for the cross talk jokes, they were completely adapted based on their experience of renting a house in Beidiao.
The creative ability is very strong.
However, there is a stage for newcomers in cross talk, and there can only be 10 minutes of performance time.
After Jin Fei and Chen Xi finished their performance, it was Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's turn to take the stage.
"Next, we invite the first group of demon kings to join the battle! Let us give you a round of applause, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!"
"Oh!!!!"
Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!
The host just said the name, and the sound of the whole studio was as loud as the sky, and it exploded in an instant.
There are sounds all around the ears.
Even Zhang Guoli was a little surprised by this scene, "Huo, this style! How popular!"
Guo Degang is definitely not as excited as the audience, but what else can he say about his apprentices.
Looking forward to how it will perform today.
After a while, two popular people stepped onto the stage calmly.
Once the two of them are in place, the host will definitely have to ask questions.
look forward.
"Teacher Guo! Are these two your best apprentices in the Deyun Club?"
"Hahaha!"
Guo Degang laughed a few times, looked at the children on the stage, and was not stingy with his praise, "Both of you are my good children, and Qi Yunchenghong is also evil, relying on scolding me.
But Yun Cheng followed me a long time ago, he followed me in 00, and in the blink of an eye, a kid became an adult in more than ten years.
There is also family and business.
There are also people on the Internet who say that Yun grew up beautifully, which is why he is liked by others.
But I want to say that if he is just good-looking, it is impossible for him to be popular from 10 years to now, to be popular for eight years, or even almost nine years. He has a certain reason. "
Between the words, it showed the pride of being a master, and the rest of the demon kings and even the cross talk actors in the second studio who did not participate in the competition all felt admiration for this scene.
The movement just now, and Master's boast, are enough to prove that the Demon King is a real Great Demon King.
Very much to be reckoned with.
As for Jin Fei and Chen Xi, who had just finished their performance, they felt even more stressed.
I thought I was most likely gone.
"Teacher Guo said that we are very much looking forward to the works of the two, but at the same time, we are also sweating for the new comedians, because this is probably our strongest combination of demon kings on the stage.
Let's applaud both of you! "
Applause was given again, and the stage was completely handed over to Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping.
After bowing up.
The performance status also came.
Qi Yuncheng said slowly, "Cross talk actors have different styles, and each actor has his own artistic characteristics."
Luan Yunping nodded behind the cross talk table, and responded, "They all have to be a little different."
"Just now when Jin Fei Chen Xi came to such a stop, you sounded so happy and cheerful, which is very in line with the style of young people.
And he and I are both young people, even the same age, but the same age may have different styles. "
"Your style is to scold the master, the master should be ready."
Hahahaha!
As soon as Luan Yunping responded, joy continued.
Glancing at Luan Yunping next to him, Qi Yuncheng turned around and continued, "There are so many people today, I think some are familiar with us, and some don't."
"Then we..."
Luan Yunping breathed a sigh of relief, and Qi Yuncheng added, "Introduction."
"Row."
"The one next to me!" Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to gesture to his partner, and Luan Yunping also looked at the audience with a smile, "Say me!"
"A very remarkable cross talk actor, famous all over the world."
"Huh?" Luan Yunping was puzzled.
"Really, you could say you're an international superstar?"
"Oh? Really?"
Qi Yuncheng turned his head slowly and looked at his partner, "What's your name?"
The traditional burden and the traditional jokes all depend on personal interpretation.
Zhang Guoli nodded happily while watching.
"What else is it called? I've been talking about it for a long time? Besides, I haven't been notified about the international superstar."
"Still waiting for the notification? I know you, but I'm a little confused about your name. What's your name, Ma? Ma Fengying?"
Luan Yunping straightened up, her expression was a little speechless, and when he was speechless, Qi Yuncheng looked at him and immediately understood, "No, it's definitely not right."
"Yes, can you get it right?"
"What... is your last name?"
"My surname is Luan."
"Your last name is Luan?"
"Has this been changed in half?"
"No!" Qi Yuncheng became a little anxious, spread out his palm, and tapped on it, "I just said your surname is this Luan?"
"Surname Luan." Luan Yunping confirmed.
"What a surname!" Qi Yuncheng stretched out a thumb to praise him.
"Is there a good or bad last name?"
"I love hearing that word."
"Oh."
"Then are you Gong Zhang Luan or Li Zao Luan?"
"..."
Luan Yunping stared straight at Qi Yuncheng and stopped talking, that is, this one didn't speak, and there was neat applause from the audience.
At the same time, many people got goosebumps.
"Good guy, can this Momaner be included in textbooks?"
"Hmm! That's right, the on-site teaching is here, the crushing of the Duan plane."
"The rhythm sounds really comfortable."
"It's no wonder that Mr. Guo still praised it just now. There's really nothing to say about this paragraph. It's too powerful."
……
In less than a few minutes, the status and performance of the two people completely attracted attention.
Yes, in the past Qi Yuncheng relied on scolding the master, but if he can come, he can really come, without any ambiguity.
Otherwise, how could I have opened commercial performances in Tianjin before, and even set up a drum music club.
It was at this point that Meng Hetang, who also wanted to challenge the Demon King, glanced at Jin Fei and Chen Xi who were sitting beside him. They had a very good relationship.
The eyes met, and the eyes didn't say anything, especially Meng Hetang, senior brother, this is really a big move.
It can't be said that it is a big move, it really gives something, and it makes people helpless.
Thanks to being Deyun's, I can't choose them.
Otherwise, the elder brother would not bully the younger brother, but he could directly "beat" him to death.
But this is just the beginning, and the exciting things are yet to come.
……
Luan Yunping's eyes drifted, and finally settled on Qi Yuncheng, feeling aggrieved and angry, "No, do you know how to read?"
"What's wrong?" Qi Yuncheng smiled with his hands behind his back.
"The bow leader recited the chapter, and he also recited the chapter early in the morning."
"Which Zhang are you?"
"Bow Zhang Zhang."
Hahaha!
With a low voice, Qi Yuncheng nodded to his partner, "Where is Mr. Zhang!"
"Wait a minute." Luan Yunping grabbed the other's raised hand, "My surname is Luan!"
"Didn't you say your surname is Zhang?"
"You take me into the ditch."
After being silent for a while, Qi Yuncheng looked him up and down, "Do you have a foreign surname? Are you among the hundreds of surnames?"
After being told this, Luan Yunping lost all confidence, "I'm in there, right?"
"Zhao Qian and Sun Luan?"
"Zhao Qian, Sun Li."
"Zhou Wu Zheng Luan?"
"Zhou Wu Zheng Wang."
"Feng Chen Chuluan?"
After her tone slowed down, Luan Yunping waved her hand, "Stop Chu, get down again."
Finally, Qi Yuncheng stopped reciting hundreds of surnames, everyone was puzzled, "Where are you? What's your name?"
"Ning Qiu Luan Bao!"
Just as Luan Yunping said it, Qi Yuncheng quickly expressed doubts, "It's just made up!"
Really furious, Luan Yunping supported the table, "How capable am I that I can compile "Hundred Surnames"?"
"How can there be such a sentence." Qi Yuncheng spread his hands, "You just put four words here, Ning Qiu Luan Bao? I recited them when I was young!"
"You can carry that thing on your back."
Not reconciled, Qi Yuncheng started with hundreds of surnames, chanting with his head down and fingers.
"Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, King Zheng, Feng Chen, Chu Wei, Jiang Chen, Han Yang.
Zhu Qin You Xu, He Lu Shi Zhang.
Kong Cao Yan Hua, Jin Wei Tao Jiang.
Qi Xie Zou Yu, Bai Shui Dou Zhang.
Yunsu Pange, Xi Fan Penglang.
Lu Wei Chang Ma, Miao Feng Hua Fang.
Yu Ren Yuan Liu, Feng Bao Shi Tang. "
Coming out in a comfortable rhythm, Qi Yuncheng stopped here, and turned to look at Luan Yunping, "What did you say?"
Luan Yunping immediately reminded, "Wow, Ning Qiu Luan!"
"Ouch." Qi Yuncheng slapped his hands together, "I have wronged him, and I have always regarded him as an Orosian! There is that phrase Ning Qiu Luan Bao!"
"Yes!"
"Your surname is Ning Qiu Luan Bao?"
Seeing that her partner was coming to shake hands, Luan Yunping walked away from behind the table, "I'm still from Oros? Is my four-letter surname right?"
"Then who are you?"
"I'm the one from Ning Qiu Luan Bao!"
"Little Storm?"
Now that Qi Yuncheng understood, he looked openly at the audience and introduced, "He is Xiao Bao!"
"My surname is Luan." Luan Yunping spoke again regardless.
"Can you stop being in a hurry?"
"Nonsense, you keep interrupting."
"Has your surname been Luan?"
"The surname has always been Luan."
"Where is the corner?"
"Guaiwan's surname..." Just as she was about to answer, Luan Yunping was so entangled with her partner that her voice was a little louder, "Guaiwan also has to have a surname of Luan!!"
Qi Yuncheng nodded and spoke quickly, "Keep turning the corner, is your surname Luan?"
Luan Yunping: "Yes!"
Qi Yuncheng: "The surname is Luan?"
Luan Yunping: "The surname is Luan."
Qi Yuncheng: "Don't change it?"
Luan Yunping: "I won't change it!"
Qi Yuncheng: "If your surname is Luan, you are nothing."
Luan Yunping: "You are nothing."
Originally, I wanted to talk about the name, but I ended up scolding while talking. The audience, including the actors, were so happy to see it.
Especially for masters, it can be seen that my apprentice is Lulu's basic skills today.
It's time for Lulu to perform well on stage during the filming days.
But when he was smiling happily, Zhang Guoli, who was sitting next to him, suddenly leaned over and leaned a little closer.
"Old Guo, your apprentice's ability is really extraordinary, how old is this year?"
Guo Degang gave the child's age without hesitation, "It's almost thirty!"
"That's still very young. I'm afraid there will be no one of this age in your cross talk world. As for the other actors on the stage today, even if they are the same age, they will have to be a little older than him."
"You praise it, this kid should work hard."
"Talent is also high."
Although Zhang Guoli is not from the cross talk world, needless to say his relationship with Guo Degang, Deyun comes every anniversary.
Naturally, I saw Qi Yuncheng when I came here, and now I see it again on the stage. If I don't have talent, I won't be able to achieve this stability.
And Guo Degang didn't say much about the child's talent. He has talent, but talent can't determine anything.
Only hard work can decide.
A child's diligence will only outweigh his talent.
(End of this chapter)
"That's all right now, people are leaving! It would be so much fun if we really chose us."
From the position at the door, Qi Yuncheng walked back regretfully and sat beside his partner.
And Luan Yunping handed over a piece of fruit, he actually knew that he was joking, it was impossible to really choose that.
To avoid suspicion, from the outsiders' point of view, Qi Yuncheng is going against Meng He Tang, and if Meng He Tang wins, he will definitely think it's a release, and then there will be more disturbances.
If they lose, they don't really have the heart.
So in any case, the choice is absolutely impossible.
So they, a pair of big devils, waited in the room.
It was difficult to wait and wait, and after Xiaomeng left for several minutes, he finally knocked on the door and came in.
Fortunately, coming in is not to say hello, but to choose them.
Why choose them, nothing else, a devil can only have three candidate challengers, and the others are almost full, so I can only come here.
It stands to reason that you can not come, and wait for the next semi-finals to fight for two places.
But two places are also difficult, so those who still want to give it a try can only come to Qi Yuncheng.
It is very tempting to go straight to the finals.
The two people who came in were also familiar. They were Zhang Fan and Liu Quanmiao who would also join De Yun later. When they saw someone, they were very polite, nodding and bowing.
Then sit down together.
At this moment Qi Yuncheng became curious, and asked, "How is the situation outside? Who chose whom?"
Zhang Fan sat on the sofa next to him, "The selection is almost over. I saw Meng Hetang entering Teacher Gao's room, so I probably chose them."
"Knew it!"
Qi Yuncheng nodded, agreeing to his previous choice.
Luan Yunping couldn't help but ask, "Then why did you choose us? You have been here for a long time, and we feel a little unwelcome?"
"No, no!" Liu Quanmiao shook his head, "I dare not choose you, you are too good, but we are also young, so we must choose the good ones."
"Okay, just keep waiting and see who comes again, there are three groups to come in."
The four sat in the lounge and started chatting, but they couldn't talk about anything, they just asked how it was to participate in the show.
But after waiting for a while, Qi Yuncheng couldn't sit still again. This kind of thing was new to him, so the momentum was visible to the naked eye from the very beginning.
Without further ado, he opened the door of the room and looked outside.
At first glance, he found that his face was familiar again.
"Jin Fei! Have you chosen, come here!"
"Ok?"
Hearing the sound, Jin Fei, who was wearing glasses and had just finished greeting Teacher Gao Xiaopan, saw Qi Yuncheng at the door. She smiled when she saw this, and felt that this actor was kind.
It's the first time to meet, but there is nothing at all.
So he walked over.
Being led all the way into the room, Jin Fei saw that someone was already there, so she simply said, "Then I'll be in this room."
"En! That's great. I waited with Yun Cheng for a long time, and finally a few people came."
Luan Yunping was also happy in her heart, but at this moment, a contestant also followed, and now they were full.
As soon as they were full, the three demon kings had already found all of them.
But if they are all together, the next step is for the devil to choose them.
It is impossible to PK with everyone once, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping have to choose a pair to match.
When the program team brought over a pen and a piece of paper, the two partners discussed it.
They negotiate.
The other people in the room were in mixed moods, wanting to be selected, but also wanting not to be selected.
If you want to be selected, it must be a big deal to come here. If you don’t want to be selected, then there are three pairs of actors. The other party is so good, it’s okay if you don’t get selected.
Anyway, it depends on luck.
But their hearts were complicated, and Qi Yuncheng's was even more complicated. Luan Yunping didn't worry about it, and left the decision to herself, so she said that now she can choose whoever she wants.
If you want to change, you can change, and you don't have to follow the previous life at all.
But here comes the problem, Jin Fei was eliminated in the next competition for the two places in the finals.
Zhang Fan and Liu Quanmiao, they defeated the Demon King and advanced directly.
It doesn't matter who you choose, especially Jin Fei, if you don't choose, you will definitely be eliminated in the next round.
If you choose, you will probably be promoted.
After all, to participate in a variety show, he can't really be as hard as a small theater and say, just click as far as it goes.
Unless the opponent is Xiaomeng.
As for the ability and luck of Zhang Fan and Liu Quanmiao, they should be able to advance to the next stage.
Finally heaved a sigh of relief, Qi Yuncheng chose Jin Fei and the others, and did it all over again, there was no need to do the same thing again.
If they can directly advance here, it will be more interesting to have newcomers in cross talk, since their abilities are not low.
The two have worked together for many years.
So he took a pen and wrote down the names of Jin Fei and Chen Xi.
Write it down and hand it over to the program team. Everything is ready, and a group of people wait for the program recording in half an hour.
Half an hour is fast and fast.
With all the personnel in place, the program team started recording.
This recorder is hilarious.
The entire recording hall is divided into several waves of people.
A wave of audience, a wave of three pairs of demon kings, a wave of contestants who want to pk today, plus a group of media jury for scoring.
At the beginning of the program, amidst the lively applause.
Guo Degang and Zhang Guoli stepped out slowly.
Seeing the master appearing, Qi Yuncheng sat on the left side of the hall and kept applauding. The master was wearing a black and purple embroidered gown, looking very handsome.
After arriving on the stage, Guo Degang took a quick look, saw Yun Cheng, and smiled slightly.
This is my child.
Then subconsciously speak.
"My good fellow, there are so many people here today? It's something unexpected, the level is too high."
After Guo Degang sighed, the host took the card in his hand and asked Zhang Guoli next to him, "Mr. Zhang, you see that Mr. Guo only has three groups, but he is still so calm. It may be that he is not optimistic about the people in your group."
Zhang Guoli looked indifferent, "I still have five groups left here, Guo Degang has three groups left, all three of them have been wiped out, and I still have two groups, what should I do?"
"It's nothing to do, the remaining two groups of yours are my undercover agents, and I will give you the trophy when the time comes."
"Why don't you say that I'm also an undercover agent? What's more important than that?"
The two said a few words, and then sat in the chairs in front of the stage amidst laughter, waiting for today's performance to start.
At the beginning, the host introduced the rules of the game, and the rules were introduced.
Jin Fei Chen Xi who is sitting on the right is getting ready.
They originally showed their works in the next issue, but this time since Qi Yuncheng chose them, they naturally started to perform works in advance.
"Okay! First of all, let's invite the first group of cross talk rookies Jin Fei and Chen Xi to compete on stage!!"
Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!
As the first pair of actors in the competition, the applause of the audience went up, and the cheers from the rest of the audience continued, because this time their common enemy was the devil.
Although the demon kings who are fighting are not the same, at least they are companions and not opponents.
While walking onto the stage amidst the applause, Chen Fei took a deep breath. He knew that this time the pressure was not small, but he had no choice but to fight Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping in the end.
Because the other two demon kings are acquaintances, even he is the main actor of the hip-hop bag shop, and Gao Xiaopan is not the head of the hip-hop bag shop, how to choose?
As for Guo Yang and Guo Liang, they are also very familiar with each other. They have performed together several times.
Step up to the stage.
The two stood on the dark stage for a while, and when the lights came on, the two entered the state of performance.
"I'm very happy to be able to stand on the stage where there are newcomers in cross talk. To be honest, my brother and I are very grateful for this program.
Because this show has just aired two episodes, we are completely different from before. "
Chen Xi looked at his partner and asked, "What's the matter?"
Jin Fei gestured in a direction, "I returned to Yanjing after recording the show that day, and just arrived at the gate of the community with my suitcase, when fans called us at the gate."
"What are you shouting for?"
"Jin Fei Chen Xi is back! Jin Fei Chen Xi is back! Jin Fei Chen Xi is back!"
It's as funny as it is on the stage, Qi Yuncheng is sitting on his seat and smiling.
He likes their performance very much, especially in one episode, he said that it was so hot that it was about to explode, and it was popular for a long time at that time.
Seeing that his partner was going crazy, Chen Xi wanted to stop him, but he couldn't stop the madman at all.
"It's not what it used to be! We love you! It's not what it used to be! Joy is invincible!"
"I said brother, can we show some face?"
"What's wrong?" Jin Fei's state dropped.
"Is that a fan?"
"Yes."
"Isn't this an account?"
"What is the account?" Jin Fei did not admit it, and added, "He is still holding a fan card."
Chen Xi frowned, and his state of mind followed suit, "Didn't you read clearly what was written on the sign? It's only natural to pay off debts, and Aunt Li, the landlord, blocked the gate of the community with a rolling pin and yelled at the street!
Jin Fei Chen Xi is back!Jin Fei Chen Xi is back!Don't let these two boys run away, I didn't give me rent, water and electricity, Zhang Guoli, you are not open, you just let the two little bastards give it to me. "
After the partner made such a fuss, Chen Fei shouted, "Stop shouting, it's the competition, do you think it's embarrassing?"
"You know it's shameful that you don't give Aunt Li the rent?"
"Is that why I don't give it to her? Do you know how bad her words are? She cursed me."
"How to curse?"
Jin Fei imitated the character with one hand on her hip, "I'll tell you, Jin Fei, if you don't pay the rent, your partner will not be good, do you know that? He won't live past forty, you know?"
It's uncomfortable to be a fan-favorite partner, "Is this a curse on you? This is a curse on me."
"When she said this, I was in a hurry."
"Can you be in a hurry? We are partners."
"I said what are you talking about? Do you think I'll hand it in after saying this? I won't hand it in. I'm mad at you."
"You're mad at me, why don't you hand it in first."
"how?"
"I'm 38 this year."
……
……
The two talked about cross talk, as for the cross talk jokes, they were completely adapted based on their experience of renting a house in Beidiao.
The creative ability is very strong.
However, there is a stage for newcomers in cross talk, and there can only be 10 minutes of performance time.
After Jin Fei and Chen Xi finished their performance, it was Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's turn to take the stage.
"Next, we invite the first group of demon kings to join the battle! Let us give you a round of applause, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!"
"Oh!!!!"
Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!
The host just said the name, and the sound of the whole studio was as loud as the sky, and it exploded in an instant.
There are sounds all around the ears.
Even Zhang Guoli was a little surprised by this scene, "Huo, this style! How popular!"
Guo Degang is definitely not as excited as the audience, but what else can he say about his apprentices.
Looking forward to how it will perform today.
After a while, two popular people stepped onto the stage calmly.
Once the two of them are in place, the host will definitely have to ask questions.
look forward.
"Teacher Guo! Are these two your best apprentices in the Deyun Club?"
"Hahaha!"
Guo Degang laughed a few times, looked at the children on the stage, and was not stingy with his praise, "Both of you are my good children, and Qi Yunchenghong is also evil, relying on scolding me.
But Yun Cheng followed me a long time ago, he followed me in 00, and in the blink of an eye, a kid became an adult in more than ten years.
There is also family and business.
There are also people on the Internet who say that Yun grew up beautifully, which is why he is liked by others.
But I want to say that if he is just good-looking, it is impossible for him to be popular from 10 years to now, to be popular for eight years, or even almost nine years. He has a certain reason. "
Between the words, it showed the pride of being a master, and the rest of the demon kings and even the cross talk actors in the second studio who did not participate in the competition all felt admiration for this scene.
The movement just now, and Master's boast, are enough to prove that the Demon King is a real Great Demon King.
Very much to be reckoned with.
As for Jin Fei and Chen Xi, who had just finished their performance, they felt even more stressed.
I thought I was most likely gone.
"Teacher Guo said that we are very much looking forward to the works of the two, but at the same time, we are also sweating for the new comedians, because this is probably our strongest combination of demon kings on the stage.
Let's applaud both of you! "
Applause was given again, and the stage was completely handed over to Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping.
After bowing up.
The performance status also came.
Qi Yuncheng said slowly, "Cross talk actors have different styles, and each actor has his own artistic characteristics."
Luan Yunping nodded behind the cross talk table, and responded, "They all have to be a little different."
"Just now when Jin Fei Chen Xi came to such a stop, you sounded so happy and cheerful, which is very in line with the style of young people.
And he and I are both young people, even the same age, but the same age may have different styles. "
"Your style is to scold the master, the master should be ready."
Hahahaha!
As soon as Luan Yunping responded, joy continued.
Glancing at Luan Yunping next to him, Qi Yuncheng turned around and continued, "There are so many people today, I think some are familiar with us, and some don't."
"Then we..."
Luan Yunping breathed a sigh of relief, and Qi Yuncheng added, "Introduction."
"Row."
"The one next to me!" Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to gesture to his partner, and Luan Yunping also looked at the audience with a smile, "Say me!"
"A very remarkable cross talk actor, famous all over the world."
"Huh?" Luan Yunping was puzzled.
"Really, you could say you're an international superstar?"
"Oh? Really?"
Qi Yuncheng turned his head slowly and looked at his partner, "What's your name?"
The traditional burden and the traditional jokes all depend on personal interpretation.
Zhang Guoli nodded happily while watching.
"What else is it called? I've been talking about it for a long time? Besides, I haven't been notified about the international superstar."
"Still waiting for the notification? I know you, but I'm a little confused about your name. What's your name, Ma? Ma Fengying?"
Luan Yunping straightened up, her expression was a little speechless, and when he was speechless, Qi Yuncheng looked at him and immediately understood, "No, it's definitely not right."
"Yes, can you get it right?"
"What... is your last name?"
"My surname is Luan."
"Your last name is Luan?"
"Has this been changed in half?"
"No!" Qi Yuncheng became a little anxious, spread out his palm, and tapped on it, "I just said your surname is this Luan?"
"Surname Luan." Luan Yunping confirmed.
"What a surname!" Qi Yuncheng stretched out a thumb to praise him.
"Is there a good or bad last name?"
"I love hearing that word."
"Oh."
"Then are you Gong Zhang Luan or Li Zao Luan?"
"..."
Luan Yunping stared straight at Qi Yuncheng and stopped talking, that is, this one didn't speak, and there was neat applause from the audience.
At the same time, many people got goosebumps.
"Good guy, can this Momaner be included in textbooks?"
"Hmm! That's right, the on-site teaching is here, the crushing of the Duan plane."
"The rhythm sounds really comfortable."
"It's no wonder that Mr. Guo still praised it just now. There's really nothing to say about this paragraph. It's too powerful."
……
In less than a few minutes, the status and performance of the two people completely attracted attention.
Yes, in the past Qi Yuncheng relied on scolding the master, but if he can come, he can really come, without any ambiguity.
Otherwise, how could I have opened commercial performances in Tianjin before, and even set up a drum music club.
It was at this point that Meng Hetang, who also wanted to challenge the Demon King, glanced at Jin Fei and Chen Xi who were sitting beside him. They had a very good relationship.
The eyes met, and the eyes didn't say anything, especially Meng Hetang, senior brother, this is really a big move.
It can't be said that it is a big move, it really gives something, and it makes people helpless.
Thanks to being Deyun's, I can't choose them.
Otherwise, the elder brother would not bully the younger brother, but he could directly "beat" him to death.
But this is just the beginning, and the exciting things are yet to come.
……
Luan Yunping's eyes drifted, and finally settled on Qi Yuncheng, feeling aggrieved and angry, "No, do you know how to read?"
"What's wrong?" Qi Yuncheng smiled with his hands behind his back.
"The bow leader recited the chapter, and he also recited the chapter early in the morning."
"Which Zhang are you?"
"Bow Zhang Zhang."
Hahaha!
With a low voice, Qi Yuncheng nodded to his partner, "Where is Mr. Zhang!"
"Wait a minute." Luan Yunping grabbed the other's raised hand, "My surname is Luan!"
"Didn't you say your surname is Zhang?"
"You take me into the ditch."
After being silent for a while, Qi Yuncheng looked him up and down, "Do you have a foreign surname? Are you among the hundreds of surnames?"
After being told this, Luan Yunping lost all confidence, "I'm in there, right?"
"Zhao Qian and Sun Luan?"
"Zhao Qian, Sun Li."
"Zhou Wu Zheng Luan?"
"Zhou Wu Zheng Wang."
"Feng Chen Chuluan?"
After her tone slowed down, Luan Yunping waved her hand, "Stop Chu, get down again."
Finally, Qi Yuncheng stopped reciting hundreds of surnames, everyone was puzzled, "Where are you? What's your name?"
"Ning Qiu Luan Bao!"
Just as Luan Yunping said it, Qi Yuncheng quickly expressed doubts, "It's just made up!"
Really furious, Luan Yunping supported the table, "How capable am I that I can compile "Hundred Surnames"?"
"How can there be such a sentence." Qi Yuncheng spread his hands, "You just put four words here, Ning Qiu Luan Bao? I recited them when I was young!"
"You can carry that thing on your back."
Not reconciled, Qi Yuncheng started with hundreds of surnames, chanting with his head down and fingers.
"Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, King Zheng, Feng Chen, Chu Wei, Jiang Chen, Han Yang.
Zhu Qin You Xu, He Lu Shi Zhang.
Kong Cao Yan Hua, Jin Wei Tao Jiang.
Qi Xie Zou Yu, Bai Shui Dou Zhang.
Yunsu Pange, Xi Fan Penglang.
Lu Wei Chang Ma, Miao Feng Hua Fang.
Yu Ren Yuan Liu, Feng Bao Shi Tang. "
Coming out in a comfortable rhythm, Qi Yuncheng stopped here, and turned to look at Luan Yunping, "What did you say?"
Luan Yunping immediately reminded, "Wow, Ning Qiu Luan!"
"Ouch." Qi Yuncheng slapped his hands together, "I have wronged him, and I have always regarded him as an Orosian! There is that phrase Ning Qiu Luan Bao!"
"Yes!"
"Your surname is Ning Qiu Luan Bao?"
Seeing that her partner was coming to shake hands, Luan Yunping walked away from behind the table, "I'm still from Oros? Is my four-letter surname right?"
"Then who are you?"
"I'm the one from Ning Qiu Luan Bao!"
"Little Storm?"
Now that Qi Yuncheng understood, he looked openly at the audience and introduced, "He is Xiao Bao!"
"My surname is Luan." Luan Yunping spoke again regardless.
"Can you stop being in a hurry?"
"Nonsense, you keep interrupting."
"Has your surname been Luan?"
"The surname has always been Luan."
"Where is the corner?"
"Guaiwan's surname..." Just as she was about to answer, Luan Yunping was so entangled with her partner that her voice was a little louder, "Guaiwan also has to have a surname of Luan!!"
Qi Yuncheng nodded and spoke quickly, "Keep turning the corner, is your surname Luan?"
Luan Yunping: "Yes!"
Qi Yuncheng: "The surname is Luan?"
Luan Yunping: "The surname is Luan."
Qi Yuncheng: "Don't change it?"
Luan Yunping: "I won't change it!"
Qi Yuncheng: "If your surname is Luan, you are nothing."
Luan Yunping: "You are nothing."
Originally, I wanted to talk about the name, but I ended up scolding while talking. The audience, including the actors, were so happy to see it.
Especially for masters, it can be seen that my apprentice is Lulu's basic skills today.
It's time for Lulu to perform well on stage during the filming days.
But when he was smiling happily, Zhang Guoli, who was sitting next to him, suddenly leaned over and leaned a little closer.
"Old Guo, your apprentice's ability is really extraordinary, how old is this year?"
Guo Degang gave the child's age without hesitation, "It's almost thirty!"
"That's still very young. I'm afraid there will be no one of this age in your cross talk world. As for the other actors on the stage today, even if they are the same age, they will have to be a little older than him."
"You praise it, this kid should work hard."
"Talent is also high."
Although Zhang Guoli is not from the cross talk world, needless to say his relationship with Guo Degang, Deyun comes every anniversary.
Naturally, I saw Qi Yuncheng when I came here, and now I see it again on the stage. If I don't have talent, I won't be able to achieve this stability.
And Guo Degang didn't say much about the child's talent. He has talent, but talent can't determine anything.
Only hard work can decide.
A child's diligence will only outweigh his talent.
(End of this chapter)
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