Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 590 Your aunt likes mature men! 【Subscribe】

"Maggots! Luan Yunping is famous for raising maggots."

"You wait a moment."

It was impossible for Luan Yunping to stop and correct her, "I raise crickets."

"Crickets?" Qi Yuncheng said correctly once, pointing to the backstage, "I heard from Uncle Yu that Xiao Luan loves raising maggots! I didn't hear that cricket in the back."

"Don't waste your words."

"Put a cricket in a cricket jar, put it in your arms, and cricket while holding the grasshopper. It looks great on the road."

"is it?"

"That's how it goes."

Suddenly, on the stage, Qi Yuncheng was clutching his chest on both sides, walking forward with his waist bent. At first glance, he looked like a little old lady with a hunched back, and Luan Yunping complained when she saw it.

"No one like you!"

"Didn't you say it was in your arms?"

"It's a bosom." Luan Yunping gestured at her clothes, "There's a military overcoat outside, once you wrap it up, you won't be able to see it!"

"Oh! Once you wrap it up, you can't see it?"

"Correct!"

"Anyway, you like small animals, and dogs are your favorite." Qi Yuncheng suddenly looked at his partner, "To be honest, you have several dogs at home."

"I raised three."

"Have three dogs? What about you?"

"Four!"

Hahaha!
Luan Yunping's mouth was bald, and there was a lot of laughter below, but those who were joking suddenly felt bored, so they teased and teased.

"Why add me?"

"You heard it wrong. I meant your house. Doesn't your house have a small courtyard? I just asked you how many dogs you kept in your house."

Luan Yunping raised her hand and gave a number, "Only three, not much more."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, and habitually picked up his fan and gestured to his partner, "Love small animals, and he is very clever in playing anything! Don't look at how powerful he is now, he was even more powerful when he was a child. Let's say that when he was four years old, his mother led him to Wangfujing .”

"Go for a walk."

"Walking and walking, I feel like going to the toilet. What should I do when I want to pee? There is no toilet on the side of the road, so I start shouting immediately."

As soon as his stature was low, Qi Yuncheng began to imitate the characters on the stage, "Mom! I want to pee, no, I can't hold it anymore.

Only four years old, little boy.His mother said to pee under the tree.

No way, there are so many people urinating under the tree, they are all watching, you find me a toilet.

Hey, how can there be a toilet here? The peeing mother under the tree will block it for you.

Blocking him, he finished peeing, and his mother was amused by something he said. "

"what?"

"Mom, I'm done peeing. Go pee. I'll block it for you."

"never heard of that!"

Luan Yunping pulled Qi Yuncheng's blocking hand, and quickly clarified, "My mother didn't pee."

"Yes! I solved a big one."

"Fuck you, that's impossible, don't talk nonsense."

"It's still four years old, how about eight years old? Things to do at eight years old, everyone..." Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience below with a shocked expression, and even patted the table, solemnly said, "I'm not talking about anyone, Even a 30-year-old may not be able to do it, so clever."

"Yeah?" Luan Yunping was very happy, and urged, "Then tell me, what's going on?"

"Get the newspaper for his father every morning at 07:30, and the evening paper for his father at 05:30 in the evening, twice a day, do you think this is great?"

"Alright, alright!"

She thought it was something showing her face, but it turned out to be this. Luan Yunping wanted to stop it, but she couldn't stop it at all.

"Just don't say that people who are thirty can't do it, and people who are forty can't do it either."

"Can't you do this?" Luan Yunping's voice became louder, "Eight years old, in the third grade of elementary school, what's so new about taking newspapers? I'm still 30 years old, and I can't do it at 40 years old."

"The key point is that your family has never subscribed to a newspaper!!"

"Okay! I was a student of cross talk when I was young, and it's so bad."

Have fun talking.

Qi Yuncheng was very excited standing behind the microphone, and asked, "Is this considered ability?"

"What kind of ability is it? This is a problem with ideology and morality."

"No problem, you have a good moral character, why are you so popular? Whenever you see him in the backstage, you have to smile.

Even my uncle will be happy when he sees it. "

"Master is all happy?" Luan Yunping didn't understand, and thought about an answer by herself, "Because I control the salary?"

"where!"

"It's good to drink! It's great to drink! He has a small group with Uncle Yu, Shaobing and others. As long as anyone wants to drink and shouts in the group, the other two will come out."

This matter is true, Luan Yunping nodded, "I like to drink."

"Drinking is drinking. One day I drank too much, and a cola incident happened."

"What's going on, tell me."

"Drink too much, go home and lie on the bed to sleep, sleep until midnight..." Qi Yuncheng helped the table, "Get up, hold things like this and fumble."

"What is this for?"

"I drank too much, I got up at night to relieve my hand. After I finished my hand, I was frightened, my hair stood on end, and my face was pale."

"is it?"

"Wake up my daughter-in-law." Qi Yuncheng turned his body to one side, stretched out his hands and pushed, "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, get up quickly, our house is haunted."

Luan Yunping was taken aback, her expression was a little scared, "What the hell is going on?"

"When I went to the bathroom just now, the light turned on by itself when I opened the door, and when I closed the door after untying my hands, the light turned off by itself."

"Oh? What's the matter?"

"Daughter-in-law get up and give him a mouthful."

"Why are you still hitting me??"

"Did you tm pee in the refrigerator again?"

"Huh? Refrigerator?"

Luan Yunping was surprised, and laughed again and again, and suddenly understood why the light came on as soon as the door was opened, and turned off as soon as the door was closed.

In the laughter, Qi Yuncheng also had a smile on his face, but today he rushed back to talk about a cross talk without a specific framework, just to amuse a few paragraphs.

Then keep talking.

"This is Luan Yunping's private life. In the future, reality shows like Luan's life will explode in ratings."

"Come on, they have a refrigerator there, I'm afraid I'll go wrong."

"From this point, it can be seen that Team Luan is an optimistic person, so he is not angry at all."

"Yeah, it's long since I got angry."

"Unlike some people who are naturally pessimistic, they feel sad about little things."

"What little thing?"

"For example, my apprentice hurt me again, my hair is short again, I am dark again, I am fat again, I have diabetes and other things, pessimistic people feel annoyed when they think about it, they think it can't be done, and they want it. I personally ordered this to be, I might as well die.

But how much does it really matter?It's not worth it to die, after all, his son is so happy that he is gone. "

Seeing Qi Yuncheng mention this, some people are already having fun.

No need to think about who it is.

Luan Yunping must have guessed it too, and said slowly, "Well... I would venture to ask, is this person you are talking about Master?"

"no!"

"No? No, who is that?"

"Gangzi!!"

"Nonsense, isn't that still Master?"

Hahahaha!

The Beizhan Theater was happy again because of Qi Yuncheng's loss, and Qi Yuncheng made this thing again because Qi Yuncheng felt that he might not be able to talk about cross talk again in October, November, and December.

Why not come more, anyway, the fun is over.

And how could Guo Degang not know the burden of his apprentice, the apprentice finally came back to talk about cross talk, he must have looked at the side screen more just now, and got used to it after hearing it, on the contrary, he hasn’t talked about him a lot in recent years, he is not right, now I feel came back.

It's like when I praised him for a while, I really didn't let myself and his uncle go.

However, in a blink of an eye, time flies, and it passes quickly.

It can't be too fast.

Come down and take a look backstage.

The wrinkles on the senior brother's face have increased a lot, and the other children have improved a lot, especially Qilin is far from the Dudou who just entered the cross talk circle and was scolded and unable to support him.

"How is it? Yuncheng said you again?" Yu Qian asked when he saw his partner come down.

"Can you not talk about it? I just came back and caught some jokes, but as usual, the audience still likes this set."

Sitting down, Guo Degang rested for a while, and then spoke again slowly.

"I don't know why, but I always feel better than before."

"I understand. Parents are like this."

Yu Qian nodded, because what he just said is not as good as before. It's not that the child's business is not good, but that he has lost the feeling of raising a child in the past.

Back then, the master had worried a lot in order to praise him, and even kept him from receiving all kinds of things, so he settled down in the heat.

What I'm afraid of is that his mentality will be unstable, and then he will participate in those messy things, so that people's impression of him will be fixed as an entertaining cross talk actor.

For example, Yue Yunpeng, but Yue Yunpeng's basic talent is like that, he can only do this, and can't take other routes.

Becoming a star is his way.

Qi Yuncheng is different. Participating in too many things will lose his audience's impression and popularity.

Just like some actors have participated in too many variety shows, it will be a strange feeling to act again.

So at the beginning, it was the folk art route planned for Yuncheng, when he could stabilize himself, what to participate in, what to play again.

It still doesn't affect him.

Just like now, who doesn't know that he is good, and he is even more outstanding in drum music.

But the more stable the child is, the more empty the parent's heart will be.

Of course he has other apprentices to worry about, but Yun Cheng is a bit different to him, after all, he has been with him for almost 18 years, his disciples and sons for almost 18 years.

Moreover, he also carried a wish of Mr. Zhang.

The weight in my heart naturally weighed heavily.

So when he finally stopped worrying about the children, how could the old master not miss the past, and even became a bit lonely with nothing to do.

Not to mention that he has only seen the children a few times in the past few months, including Qilin, who often can't see his face.

Thinking of Qilin, Guo Degang, who had been quiet in the background for a while, quickly called him over. After all, his happy comedian was coming to the end, so he had to help talk about it.

After a while.

The cross talk between Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping ended, Gao Feng went up to the second!

It's over for the second time, and today's cross talk between Guo Degang and Yu Qian is the bottom line.

Once the bottom is saved, the time will vaguely speed up.

Even if the old two said four or 10 minutes of traditional jokes plus ten minutes of encores, they passed by in the blink of an eye.

Be happy, as soon as you put your energy into it and then return to it, the time is gone.

Then all the actors come on stage.

They made an appearance, and the audience rejoiced.

Qi Yuncheng, Yue Yunpeng, Guo Qiling and others who are relatively popular among the juniors are all there.

And the first person to call came up, no one else, it was still Qi Yuncheng.

"Come on, come up and let the audience see! I finally got back from filming, and I just arrived in Yanjing this afternoon."

When the child walked among them, Guo Degang spoke again, "Tell me how old you are this year?"

"29, almost thirty."

"Yo, that's two years older than me."

"Master, you really look old."

"That's right, your aunt likes mature men."

"go!!"

Unexpectedly, Yu Qian followed and lay down the gun, and hastily bombarded it.

And the old and young men have long been familiar with it.

"It's not easy, I'm already looking at people in their thirties! Do you remember since you learned cross talk? How many years has it been?" Guo Degang returned to the topic.

"If you count from the day I met you, Master, it will be 18 years."

As soon as the number of 18 years comes out.

It's okay on stage, now that he's a big brother, how could he not understand.

But some audience members in the audience caused some uproar.

18 years of academic career is not a small number.

Even now Bei Zhan is only eighteen or nineteen years old, and Qi Yuncheng has been studying art for so long.

"So look, every word and deed on stage is not the so-called talent."

Guo Degang sighed on behalf of the child, "It's all accumulated bit by bit, and now Qi Yuncheng is doing well, he can do a little bit of everything, he is worthy of so many years of learning.

I also talked to him once, and he has almost no flaws in his whole body, and if there is a flaw, I made it up for him.

very good!Let's keep working hard in the future, especially next year he will be busy with drum music, everyone please help.

Come on, let's see if I forgot about the meeting. After filming for so long, I have been busy since May and June. I don't know why I am so busy. "

Calling the child, Guo Degang praised the child. His state can already be praised, but the last sentence is more of a complaint.

Qi Yuncheng could feel it, and smiled silently, "Open your voice and sing a piece of lyrics of Taiping. I remember one piece was taught by Grandpa Zhang Wenshun at home."

"Okay! Listen to it." Yu Qian agreed to the side, and judging from the atmosphere of the master and apprentice, he found that his old partner loved him.

Qi Yuncheng nodded, and after a long absence on the microphone, he gave out the "Snipe and Clam Fighting" that he sang back then!
"Yesterday it was cloudy and the Wei River was cold~
The mussels out of the water are drying on the beach~

Osprey falls in the air~

Tighten the wings and draw the feathers down~

The eagle skewer and clam meat are unbearably painful~

......"

A familiar tone appeared, and everyone listened quietly.

Including the master, every word and tone of the child can be heard by the side.

The more I listen to it, the more smiles on my face, and the taste is much better than before.

It seems to be 30 years old, is not the same.

Among his peers, there is no one who surpasses him, even in terms of folk art, his realm is different.

But when the master listened, why didn't the more than 2000 people in the audience seriously appreciate it.

The actor they fell in love with from the beginning has been amazed all the way.

There are very few of these in the entertainment circle, not to mention the cross talk circle.

"Singing very well!"

Unexpectedly, an old man under the stage spoke. As soon as he opened his mouth, Yang Mi turned his head, "Is that true, Dad? I can't hear it!"

"It is estimated that Mr. Guo will be old in the future. He is a complete pillar. By the way, can he go to the backstage later?"

"Yes! I told Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu."

(End of this chapter)