Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 582 Dutiful son of Dubai! 【Subscribe】

Stepping up to the stage.

Guo Qiling stood behind the table, which was very rare, he used to be a joke.

But before he had time to adjust the microphone, there were batch after batch of people shouting that they liked him.

"Thank you! Thanks to the audience friends at the scene. Today's first show, I will perform. Many audiences are familiar with me. My name is Guo Qiling.

Usually, I have a partner by my side, named Yan Hexiang.But he had hemorrhoids, so I had no choice but to replace him with my brother Qi Yuncheng, who was specially invited.

It's a pity that the weather is not beautiful, and my brother is in a hurry, so I can only perform for everyone. "

"Guo Qiling!!"

Guo Qiling was talking on the stage when suddenly there was a shout, and in the next second Qi Yuncheng appeared from the side screen in a handsome suit.

This appears.

Changing from his previous style of wearing a coat, the little girls in the audience went completely crazy.

There were screams again and again.

Not just them.

The actors who competed with Guo Qiling today were also slightly shocked in the lounge.

Especially Jia Ling was the first to point at the screen.

"He's wearing a suit. He's so handsome. I haven't seen him wearing it in the first season! He's so handsome that he can only find his way around the ground when he ascends."

The relationship between Jia Ling and Shengteng is very good, even if he is not around, I can't help but lose a few words.

But she is not the only one paying attention, there is also an elderly woman in Chang Yuan's lounge at the moment, Cai Ming!

She also came to assist Chang Yuan in acting.

It can be seen that this issue is purely a fight between gods and gods.

Cai Ming also knew Qi Yuncheng when he saw him. The two had known each other a long time ago at the Spring Festival Gala, but they haven't seen each other very often for so many years.

Because Yun Cheng's field of work is completely different from hers, so they met again during the rehearsal today.

Now seeing that the child is wearing a suit, he also nodded and said he looked good.

And when he came to the stage amidst the screams, Qi Yuncheng felt very nostalgic, once again appearing in such a familiar comedy variety show.

At the same time, the cross talk we are talking about today is called dubai dutiful son.

According to the script adapted by Fu Shouquan, Dalin played it a long time ago, and now he has come to the stage again.

"What's the matter, you?" Qi Yuncheng came to Guo Qiling with his hands behind his back.

Guo Qiling was still puzzled, "Didn't you say you couldn't come today?"

"I came here in a hurry. I came here as soon as I got off the plane. I didn't even have time to change my clothes. The key point is that it doesn't matter. The important thing is that I have something to do with you!"

"Is there anything else you can do with me?"

"of course."

"No!" Guo Qiling looked at his brother from behind the table and stopped him, "Let me ask you first, today is such an important performance, and I even specially invited you to come over to assist in the performance, why did you go?"

Smiling slightly, Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and the camera below, "I'm going abroad, I went to Dubai!"

"Dubai? Huo! There are many rich people, why did you go to Dubai?"

"It's not a trip." Qi Yuncheng stopped Guo Qiling's thoughts first, and began to explain, "I have a relative in Dubai, who is my distant uncle."

"Your uncle!!!"

As soon as Guo Qiling said, there was some laughter at the scene, Qi Yuncheng looked over speechlessly, "Your uncle! Don't swear!"

"No, I didn't mean that, your uncle?"

"Yes! Lunzhuo is my distant uncle, he is an old overseas Chinese, over 90 years old, and he is a rich man in Dubai!"

"Can you be considered a millionaire in Dubai?"

The more he talked, the more he got excited, Qi Yuncheng looked at everyone at the scene and said loudly, "You may not believe me, but you may all know that my uncle has a small guest house in Dubai."

"Hostel?" Guo Qiling supported the table with a puzzled expression.

"Come on, show him our guest house on the big screen."

For this cross talk, the two made a lot of things and pictures, and with the instructions, the program team released the pictures on the big screen.

It's very attractive when it comes out.

caused an uproar.

The blue sky is the island in the background, and the building is a considerable sailing hotel.

Seeing them shocked, Qi Yuncheng smiled and said, "Have any of you lived there before? If you have lived here, mention me, if I give you money, I will let you live there!"

"nonsense!"

Guo Qiling looked back at Qi Yuncheng, "Isn't this the sailing hotel?"

"24 hot water!" Qi Yuncheng looked terrified, "There is also a washbasin and slippers!"

"That's powerful enough."

"It's a small business."

"What else?"

"My uncle does too much business in Dubai. The Indian Yangtana Company has six fleets, and 70.00% of the entire Dubai bank is our family's business."

"Your family is the One Piece?" Guo Qiling complained.

"There are more than 20 real estate companies. We have seven or eight small oil fields in Bosiwan. How about my uncle and my relatives?"

Audience: "Woo~~"

The following people began to boo, and Qi Yuncheng looked at them with his hands behind his back to interact, "You don't believe what's wrong? Can't I have a relative like this?"

After brother Zai said this, Guo Qiling smiled and said, "I heard you say that someone with nose and eyes really has such a rich relative?"

"Of course, don't think that you are the only rich second generation."

"Yes, yes, yes! Your outfit is really different from before. But tell me clearly, why did you go there?"

The expression changed slightly, Qi Yuncheng was slightly regretful, "Don't look at my uncle so rich, something happened at home, the old man is over 90 years old this year, he's gone! But this is called old happiness and mourning, and he died without a problem. Not only do we pay attention to this, That's what matters over there."

"Oh."

Guo Qiling nodded with great interest, and immediately said again, "You said the old man was in his 90s, and he died with so much money? Then how happy is his son?"

Qi Yuncheng immediately pointed at Guo Qiling, "Don't worry, you will have that day too!"

"Oh!!"

The atmosphere is not weak now, and many people followed suit. At the same time, the camera turned to Guo Degang next to the stage. It is not a day or two to hurt people.

In the voice, Guo Qiling patted his brother, and took the initiative to move closer, pulling his arm, "Stay closer to me, don't stand so far away."

"You see the attitude changes immediately."

"No, why? After you have money?"

"Hey! It's not as good as your family!"

"How could it be? They are so rich!"

"There are two sons in your family, and the family doesn't have a son."

"Yo, extinct family?" Guo Qiling said loudly and asked curiously, "If the old man is so rich, what should he do? Who will he give the money to?"

"Who will give it back? No one will give it back. There are four aunts. The four aunts said that they will send the funeral to the old man and do a lot of funerals! How big are our funerals? We covered the city of Dubai with a white cloth on the day of the funeral!"

"The whole city wears sackcloth and filial piety?"

"That's right? Do you know what the main thing is?"

As Qi Yuncheng said, he turned around on the wide stage and glanced at the master sitting there, "My uncle liked to listen to your dad's cross talk the most when he was alive, but because of his poor health and age, he didn't have time to go back to China to watch Guo teacher performance.

This time the person was gone, and the four aunts said that the old man liked Mr. Guo before he was alive. What if Mr. Guo was invited over at the funeral to accompany the old man to lie in the coffin for a while? "

"Tell the truth."

Qi Yuncheng looked flustered, and quickly changed his words, "That's not what I mean, it means that I will participate in this ceremony after I come, and the old man will be able to see Mr. Guo again if he has a spirit in heaven. It would be great if he can talk about a cross talk after it's over."

After understanding the matter, Guo Qiling had nothing to worry about, "I said, I thought I would arrive that day."

"Anyway, for such a matter, I will contact Mr. Guo later to see if he will go."

"Wait a minute, don't worry, let me think about it first."

Looking back, Guo Qiling started to analyze furtively by himself, "Sailboat Hotel, take advantage of several fleets and real estate companies, good guy, this old man is so rich.

If I ask my dad to go to that show to talk about cross talk, I can't afford it.

But good things can't let my dad go. He makes money for our family, but he doesn't give it to me. He has the money to buy toy cars for our second child. I don't have it. I have to go. "

After thinking about the matter, Guo Qiling had a clear idea, and grabbed Qi Yuncheng's arm again, "Brother!!"

At this moment, Qi Yuncheng was still looking at the sailing hotel in the back, subconsciously muttering, "24-hour hot water is amazing."

"Don't say it, don't say it!"

"Let me ask if you know your dad's schedule this year? Have you arranged a foreign tour?"

"You don't need to know, Teacher Guo isn't going!" Guo Qiling raised his hand to stop him, then moved a little closer, and whispered, "I have to go."

"No! Teacher Guo is what people like, not you!"

"That's because people haven't heard of me. I'm better than my father. He's out of date, and no one looks at him anymore."

"Yo? Really?" Qi Yuncheng glanced at the master again, and the master had a smile on his face, otherwise he couldn't show any expression.

However, Guo Qiling still had something to say, "He has great ability, the happy comedian is here to participate? Didn't participate? Who can't just sit next to me? I can do this when I perform."

"That's right, my aunt told me that I like Guo Qiling very much!"

"Besides, you are confused."

Qi Yuncheng was taken aback, looking at Dalin, "Why am I so confused?"

"He has to take my master, Mr. Yu Qian, with him. What's the matter with you? If I'm going, I'll definitely take my brother with me!"

"Correct!"

As soon as he took a step, Qi Yuncheng grabbed Guo Qiling with his backhand and stood together to show his face, "It seems more reasonable for us to lie down together."

"Wait a minute, why is your uncle holding back the old funeral? It's agreed, I'll go to the performance, but I won't go to the death."

"Okay! It's the best of both worlds! After a while, tell the director team that Guo Qiling has withdrawn from the competition. I don't know what those people think, and what's wrong with them? I'll blame you if you get first, and blame you if you get fourth! What are you doing? ah?"

This sentence was not included in the arranged lines, but a sentence added by Qi Yuncheng temporarily, which was the case in the first place.My younger brother participated in a happy comedian while filming, but after the broadcast, many people scolded him.

Because my father is the host, he will talk about the shady scene when he gets the first place, and say that he is not capable when he gets the fourth place. Anyway, he has to talk about it.

And when Brother Dang complained, Guo Qiling smiled silently at the table, and hurriedly said, "It's not important."

"Retire in a while! Our family has already come to pick you up! Take the car to the airport and fly all the way to Dubai. You will be popular as soon as you get off the plane. There is an international platform over there, and all kinds of big names will come."

Having said that, Qi Yuncheng tilted his head and looked at Master again, "What is he? Wait for you to catch fire, international superstar! When you get home, you can call him Gangzi!"

Hahahahaha!
Gangzi was a title of Qi Yuncheng's master in the early days. Today, the audience was very happy when he reappeared. Only Guo Qiling hugged his brother in fear.

"If you don't want to kill me, I will kill you! Let's call him Dad!"

"Then let's go quickly."

"No! What about this one?"

Guo Qiling hastily gestured for money, and Qi Yuncheng suddenly realized when he looked down, "Oh, yes! I forgot about your family's nature."

"Do you know this is an industry characteristic?"

"Can I still treat you badly in terms of money? I won't tell you the last few zeros, for fear of scaring you."

"There is no decimal point."

"no!"

"That's fine, I'll go, I'll make money."

"This..." Leng Buding hesitated for a moment, Qi Yuncheng looked at Dalin's attire, "Wait a minute, go or go, there is a small problem we need to communicate clearly.

After all, we are a trivial matter, and the whole of Dubai is surrounded by white cloth. Do you think you should tidy up?Wear a white belt? "

Now that the performance is here, today's topic has already begun.

Fushou is all traditional jokes, but after the adaptation, and Guo Qiling is still Guo Degang's son, the effect on the scene will definitely be good, as we already know from the burdens just now.

And after that, it was Qi Yuncheng who fooled him into wearing hemp and filial piety.

This time the props were more complete than before. After a while, Guo Qiling wore hats, ribbons, and uniforms. When he appeared, Guo Degang was still alive and well sitting next to the union.

The green room and the audience alike were delighted.

Guo Qiling felt like he was going all out.

However, Qi Yuncheng still had various words to say, he took three or four steps, and stood a little in front of the stage, "So, let's do a live rehearsal!"

"How do you practice?" The neatly dressed Guo Qiling wondered.

"The scene is no longer a stage for happy comedians. This is the mourning hall of my uncle in Dubai. All of you sitting here are friends of my uncle during his lifetime. Now, we will snatch the portrait of my uncle.

Come, please my dear uncle!Mr. Ben Ibrahim James Nicholas Wang Fugui! "

The big screen at the back changed, and suddenly, a black and white portrait of Guo Degang with a cloth on his head appeared.

There was a burst of excitement and laughter below.

Seeing that the stage was full of people, Guo Qiling couldn't stand still, and said angrily, "This is your uncle, isn't it?"

Qi Yuncheng was very helpless, "Why do you say I don't look like it?"

"I see, I am indeed in tears now."

"This is to exercise you, just like your own father is dead."

"Don't worry, we say cross talk is stinky and shameless, but it's not human. It's the same as my own father's death."

The theater has reached a feverish stage, and the audience is happy. Guo Degang beside the stage is even more so. He even thinks that the work adapted by Qi Ling is good in his eyes.

So I didn't care about anything at all, I was smiling all the time, at most the camera looked at me, and I gave a few expressions to match.

At the same time, Qi Yuncheng asked again, "Can the banner be hit?"

"Too capable."

"Okay, let's take it."

The two walked towards the side screen, and Guo Qiling took advantage of the opportunity to pick up things and show his face, looking very good-looking.

Not to mention wearing linen and filial piety all over the body, the banner is very big on the shoulders, and it looks like a funeral scene.

It's just a matter of throwing paper money to play mourning.

While carrying the flag, Guo Qiling returned to the stage in a daze, "Is this pretty?"

"It's beautiful, very festive! Don't delay, let's rehearse for a while now. After the rehearsal is finished, we will fly directly to Dubai. From there to here, I will help you. This is the mourning hall.

As soon as I call filial son, you cry, and when you reach the stage, as soon as I say filial son salute, kneel down and call dad, I say the salute is complete, you get up and we are done.

Everyone, be a witness. "

After discussing things, the two of them walked a little behind the stage. During the walk, there was no one below who didn't look forward to it, because Teacher Guo was right next to him.

"A dutiful son, don't cry!"

The voice comes out.

Guo Qiling, wearing hemp and filial piety, started to cry, but just made an expression for a second, and quickly asked his brother, "Give me all the money, right?"

Qi Yuncheng nodded repeatedly, "It's all yours."

"Good good!"

"A dutiful son, don't cry!"

"The oil field too?"

"It's all yours, you can take a bath in it." Qi Yuncheng felt a little anxious, and then shouted, "Young son, don't cry!"

This time it came back for real, Guo Qiling was crying on the stage while walking with the flag on his shoulders, while the audience below was overjoyed.

But they were happy, but Qi Yuncheng, who was beside him, felt emotional. They all thought it was a fun thing and it was no big deal.

But in fact, it does not reflect the helplessness of the previous cross talk predecessors in creating this passage.

Walking and crying, Dalin's crying was fine at first, but when he looked back at the black and white photo of his father on the big screen, the movement suddenly became louder.

It's like losing your father.

"The filial son salutes!"

With a plop, Guo Qiling knelt on the ground, crying, "Daddy! My daddy~~"

Hahahahaha!
"Niuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu of

"It's really worthy of the elder brother leading the younger brother to act, provoking the younger brother to act like this."

"I always feel that Uncle Yu suffered a loss from Mr. Guo, and now he has recovered all of it."

"Exchange the hostages. The hostages will definitely change their minds after staying for so many years."

When everyone was happy, Qi Yuncheng bent down and looked at Dalin on the ground, nodded, "Okay, Licheng!"

In a hurry, Guo Qiling got emotional and got up, "How is it?"

"really not bad!"

"Wow!"

"Why go?"

"Go to Dubai!"

"can not go!"

"how?"

"Actually, my uncle is not dead yet!"

"I'll go to you."

……

The bottom is over!The audience applauded like thunder, such a work really provoked their emotions.

However, the next scene is what they are looking forward to even more.

Because Guo Qiling, who finished playing the dutiful son of Dubai, is going to meet his father.

(End of this chapter)