Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 567 I Haven't Ever Hit a Seven-Year-Old Child? 【Subscribe】

Accompanied by the announcement, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping stepped onto the stage.

As soon as he showed up, applause came one after another. There is no such love and love.

Foreign to foreign.

Why don't they pay attention to domestic affairs?

Even speaking, it was the first time for many people to see the actor in person, and it was only when they saw him that they realized why he was now the most popular actor among the disciples of the Deyun Club.

Just the few steps he took, mature and steady, with a down-to-earth typhoon, just looking at it makes people feel that this actor has his own background and ability.

And that appearance can instantly attract the attention of the audience.

There is nothing wrong with it, in today's era, if you look good, you have meat to eat.

Otherwise, why would Dalin lose weight? It was also for the convenience of cross talk and acting.

After coming to the microphone, he adjusted the tone a little, but before he could speak.

Suddenly, under the stage, [-] or [-] bouquets of flowers were sent by the audience collectively. It was very spectacular at first glance, and there was a circle of beautiful flowers around the stage.

Almost full.

It's nothing interesting, I just like the actor, and I just want to send him flowers to express my love.

"Hurry up! Xiao Meng came out to help pick it up before he left, or they will take it away if he doesn't pick it up!"

With Qi Yuncheng's many years of stage experience and words, when he shouted, the flower sender below and other sitting audience laughed from ear to ear.

Including Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang all came out to help while having fun.

But it is not easy, twenty or thirty bouquets of flowers, four people have to go back and forth several times.

But when receiving the gift, the actor did not let the stage be quiet.

Patronizing on receiving presents without speaking is actually a mistake of the actor.

No matter what, the stage cannot be left empty.

So the two actors make up a few words for each other, so that the audience can stop watching.

Wait until the flowers are finally done.

After Qi Yuncheng returned to the microphone, leaning on the edge of the table, panting and wiping his sweat on purpose, "Look at the sweat, Tokyo is so hot!"

Hahahahaha!
"Woo~~"

There was everything the actor said that he didn't understand, and laughter and booing immediately came.

Can't stop being normal.

The sound of joy lasted for a long time.

Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang, Guo Qiling, Yan He and others were all watching from the side.

For a split second, I couldn't stand the admiration. One sentence, one sentence really.

Hi everyone.

If you don't have many years of stage experience and sense of stage, you will definitely not have such a state of natural burden.

That is to say, this state is added with a stalk, and the burden is loud.

Otherwise, there is a lot of knowledge in why the same sentence that others say is cola, but what you say is not happy.

And Luan Yunping didn't guard against what her partner said, and laughed along with the audience, but it was obvious that she was restraining herself.

However, Qi Yuncheng looked like a gentleman, "You guys are really funny, I don't understand what you're laughing at, I'm still a child."

"Woo~~"

The booing continued.

Qi Yuncheng was helpless, "Thank you all first! Not only came to watch the performance, but also sent so many flowers, those who know it is the performance, those who don't know think that someone is gone."

"Yes!" Luan Yunping nodded and added, "There are so many of them that they can bury us both."

"Just bury the two of us. If my junior brother Yue Yunpeng and teacher uncle Sun Yuesun, you have to hire a truck to bury them!"

"The size is different."

"Let's get down to business. When you come to the island country, you need to introduce a lot. The actors who performed just now are called Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang! Those who know are my juniors. One is Crane and the other is Jiuzi! They have grown in ability over the years. Very fast and the relationship is very good.

And the relationship between me and Luan Yunping is also the same, it has grown up since we were young. "

"Correct!"

"When we were young, we were in kindergarten, and we were together, Springfield Huahua Kindergarten."

"Two pigs? McDull and their school?" Luan Yunping was surprised when she heard the familiar words.

"It's our senior!"

"Okay! It's still a pig!"

"We were in the same class in primary school, but in the second semester of the second grade." Qi Yuncheng pointed to his partner, "He came from a mentally handicapped elementary school."

"Am I a fool?"

"Anyway, the two of us are in the same class, sitting next to each other. He is the richest in our class. In primary school, I relied on him to buy snacks."

"It's nothing, just some extra pocket money from the family." Luan Yunping didn't look like she was rich, so she concealed it a little.

"Later, when I grew up and lived in school, we lived in the same dormitory, only to realize that this person is different."

"how?"

Qi Yuncheng looked up at the lights in the theater above, "Once the lights like this are turned off, you have to go to sleep. He turned on the semiconductor."

"listen to radio."

"Everyone is playing with mobile phones now. How could children have any mobile phones at that time? Get a semiconductor to listen to the radio. Others listen to storytelling and cross talk. It's understandable, just adjust it and put it next to the pillow.

He is different, he has to hold. "

Raising his hand, Qi Yuncheng looked at the thing he was holding up and said, "How old was he at that time, he actually had this consciousness."

"What consciousness?"

"I always hope that I can see people from the inside."

Luan Yunping was taken aback, "Use it as a TV?"

Qi Yuncheng: "It took a long time to lift, and when your hands get tired, snap!!"

Luan Yunping: "What?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Another person would have to hit his face. This person was clever, and the big semiconductor hit the pillow."

Luan Yunping: "Fortunately it didn't hit me."

Qi Yuncheng: "The person fell to the ground."

Luan Yunping: "My dodge is too big!!"

Qi Yuncheng suddenly touched his heart, "Scare me!"

"What do you care?"

"I'm in your bunk!"

"My boy, did I fall from the top bunk? I might as well hit my face. My two years of mental retardation seem to be worthless!"

Hahahahaha!
There was a lot of laughter in the venue, and the audience consciously imagined the scene, not knowing how painful it was.

At the same time, there were more laughter because of Luan Yunping's turning, and the effect became better. With so many years of partners and experience, it is very familiar to deal with these things.

"He listens to semiconductors night after night." Qi Yuncheng continued.

"Can you hear me?"

"It's also because of listening to semiconductors that I dozed off the next day and lost energy!"

"Stayed up too long!"

"The two of us are at the same table!" Qi Yuncheng patted their cross talk table at the moment, "Just like now, I'm here, he's over there, and I'll remind him when he's dozing off!"

"What are you doing?" Luan Yunping asked curiously.

"The teacher was writing questions on the blackboard, and he was in a daze. I also relied on the teacher's ear, and I whispered to him to tell him not to fall asleep.

Hey, Luan Yunping! ! "

"calls me?"

Taking a deep breath, Qi Yuncheng sang affectionately: "The moon is bright~ the wind is quiet~ the leaves cover the window lattice~~"

After listening to three sentences, Luan Yunping finally couldn't bear it any longer. She looked at her partner and complained, "Are you reminding me to wake up, are you reminding me to sleep? Without your song, I can't sleep."

"Three sentences are sure to snore."

"It's quite clever!"

"Fell asleep, the teacher is writing on the blackboard, write on the blackboard." Qi Yuncheng gestured with both hands, and wiped his sweat by the way, showing the teacher's tiredness.

Seeing that it was not easy, Luan Yunping nodded, "Teacher put a lot of effort into it."

"The teacher looked back at us after finishing writing. Who came up to answer? Who came up to write? After asking for a long time, no one answered, and the teacher suddenly became very angry. After writing for a long time, he didn't respond?"

"That's right."

"The teacher said no one will answer, so I'll call the roll. Ouch~~" Qi Yuncheng's expression suddenly became tense, and he explained, "I'm most afraid of this, so I have to find a way."

"any solution?"

"Just when the teacher was about to roll call, I called you!"

"What do you call me for?"

Qi Yuncheng patted the table, glanced at the front, and quickly glanced to the side with his corner of the eye, "Hey, don't sleep, the teacher told you to wipe the blackboard!!"

Hahahahaha!
After the little burden came out, there were some scattered laughter in the theater, probably someone did this by chance.

Luan Yunping looked at her partner in amazement, "Ask me to clean the blackboard?"

"You were in a daze at the time, okay, let's go with a promise."

Behind the microphone on the stage, Qi Yuncheng waved his right hand and wiped vigorously, and then said, "The teacher wrote for 44 minutes in a class, and he wiped it for 1 minute.

After wiping and sitting here, the teacher's face turned purple, as if he drank potassium permanganate. "

"never heard of that."

"Just about to speak, the bell rang and get out of class was over."

"No, it's been 45 minutes."

"The teacher was so angry that he almost went into shock."

"Too naughty."

"Hey!" Sighing, Qi Yuncheng smiled, thinking quite nostalgic, "This is what happened when I was in school, don't look naughty, but that time was very happy."

Luan Yunping admitted this point, "That is."

"After graduation, you will face a big choice. How will you go about in society? I said you come to my house and let's talk. After a while, you have a wound on your face. I asked you what's wrong?
He said he had a fight with someone! ! "

"Yo?"

"I said, why is your temper like this? Who are you hitting?" Qi Yuncheng changed his role and said to himself, "There is a bear kid at the door, I hate it, he is not sensible at the age of seven."

"I hit a seven-year-old?"

"Ah! I beat him up so badly that he stayed in the hospital for three days."

"How cruel is it?"

"I stayed for five days!!"

Hahahaha!

Suddenly, the audience looking at the actors couldn't help laughing again.

"I haven't beaten a seven-year-old child?" Luan Yunping stared at Yanjing in surprise.

"Okay, you're good enough for this, next time you find a six-year-old to fight!" Qi Yuncheng was a little disgusted, and then changed his tone, "But it's just a fight, Yanniaoyu and Chen go their separate ways. Children When you grow up, you have to do something.

But I'm down. "

"Why are you down?"

"I went to study abroad."

"Studying abroad is called down and out?"

"Luan Yunping is different, she's better than me, and she majored in BB machine repair."

"It's the first time I've heard of this major."

"I have a small regret!"

"what?"

"He hasn't graduated yet, the bb machine has graduated."

"Look at the time."

……

……

The two actors talked about cross talk, and they were very happy, and the main effect was good.

And what is their background this time.

Commercial performance for cultural exchange.

Various media and some local units are present, and this cross talk can be said to be followed by many forces.

There are even some leaders coming over.

Enough to see what's going on.

But no matter how big the situation is, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping have both met, so performing in an unfamiliar venue is very comfortable.

Coupled with the enthusiasm of foreign Chinese, any joke has a good atmosphere.

And wait for 10 minutes to finish speaking, and put on a new pair of assistants.

There are six cross talks in one scene, and three pairs of assistants.

Meng Hetang and Dalin are two pairs, and another pair is a pair of elderly gentlemen selected from the first team.

Deng Deyong, Zhai Guoqiang!

The former is a disciple of Mr. Zhang, and he has known it seriously.

Don't look old, but this gentleman's style is also very happy, and he is very good at imitating.

When he knew that Qi Yuncheng asked him to come here to perform this time, he was as excited as ever as he was getting older.

Indeed, he seldom went to such occasions.

So he came to assist in the third scene, and maybe none of the overseas audience knew him.

He is indeed not famous, I am afraid that only the audience who often listen to small theaters in Yanjing will know and like him.

But the old man is capable.

There is basically no problem in assisting on such a huge stage.

Luan Yunping who came down for this had no choice but to say, "It seems that Uncle Deng is very happy to be on the stage."

"No, it's the first time!"

Qi Yuncheng replied while fiddling with the fresh flowers in the background.

Too much.

Twenty or thirty handfuls.

There are all kinds of flowers, put them in the background, and immediately the air in the background is full of fragrance.

And after a little digging, you can see the blessings to the actors written in the bouquet.

Most of them wished him a successful performance, but unexpectedly there were a few bouquets of flowers written in the hope that their family would be happy.

It seems that the little girl in China was born and her daughter-in-law is Song Yi, so they can also know.

In modern society, as long as there is an Internet connection, news can spread quickly no matter where it is.

But at this time, Dalin turned upside down and looked at these flowers together, "Brother, I heard Jiu Liang said in the side screen just now, are you going to sing drum music at the curtain call?"

"Yup!"

Guo Qiling also grew up with his mother as a child, knowing that his mother likes drum music, but because of taking care of him and a group of senior brothers, he gave up his favorite business.

Now that my brother has opened a drum music club, my mother is very happy, and he is also happy.

But my brother did something, and he was right as a younger brother. He was already sensible, but he actually felt a little bit sorry.

Especially when he was a child, he stayed alone with his mother. He heard from her that although he didn't perform drum music, he still couldn't help the emotion when he heard the strings and saw other actors singing.

So many years can be said to have survived.

So I spoke.

"I didn't sing much in the drum music club, but I found an opportunity. I think I will also sing a drum music."

Turning his head to look at his younger brother, Qi Yuncheng felt so relieved, "Okay, then we brothers will sing a song together."

"okay."

The corner of Dalin's mouth twitched, showing a bright smile, and then chatted with him.

But after they chatted, Meng Hetang in the background was the most capable person.

It was really rare for Dalin and his senior brother to sing drum music together, so he took out his mobile phone from his pocket without saying a word, and prepared to make a small report to his wife.

Try to show my mistress the drum song that the two sang together during the curtain call! !

(End of this chapter)