Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Qi Yuncheng and Hou Zhen stood behind their microphones on the stage.

Over the years, they haven't cooperated a few times. The latter really doesn't want to act, thinking that driving Guo Degang is enough to do, and the rest of the time is spent eating or playing.

A very happy person.

And on stage, the first thing is naturally to receive gifts.

Quite a few, a bunch of people came over, some of them were for the two actors, and some were for the child Xixi. When I saw the ones for the children, it was a headache for the father, and there were so many at home.

I can't even play it.

"Thank you! Every time I come, it's the same as buying!"

Putting the gift away, Qi Yuncheng adjusted the microphone and said, "Today is very rare. I can cooperate with Teacher Hou Zhen once. He doesn't act very much."

"Yes." Hou Zhen told the truth directly, with a look of indifference, "The main thing is that I don't want to act, and driving Guo Degang is tiring enough."

"Also don't look at the fact that we seldom cooperate, but in terms of relationship in the background, it's not as good as the two of us."

"That's right! Every pair of cross talk actors said that, Guo Degang and Yu Qian also said that."

Just two sentences can reflect the characteristics of Hou Zhen's flattery, he can't keep his mouth shut, but his style is very popular with the audience, especially his big round head and appearance, just standing there is fun.

Because the cashew nut chicken and the driver's license are really fixed there for others.

Qi Yuncheng turned around and looked at him helplessly, "They all acted. Whatever they say is good, they are all lines, and they are not as good as us."

"Are you okay?" Hou Zhen put his hands into the sleeves of his coat habitually, and tilted his head, "We are fine? How are you?"

"For example, I am sick, very serious, and have a high fever. Who cares about me? A group of brothers and sisters around me don't care about me, and neither does my master or my wife. Teacher Hou cares about me."

"Then I am a doctor?"

"What doctor, last time the doctor wiped a small white circle on your butt."

Hahahaha!

Thinking of the previous jokes, the audience couldn't help laughing, including Wu Jing's family below, how could they have never heard of those classic jokes.

Hou Zhen didn't care, "I came to perform today, I took a shower and used half a bottle of shower gel."

"Anyway, let's kiss each other. I was on the hospital bed, and Teacher Hou Zhenhou was busy running around. I was so touched when I saw it, tears were about to come down.

Remember an old saying. "

"What did you say?"

"There is no filial son in front of a hundred-day bed, so what about a real son."

When the classic burden was revealed, Hou Zhen immediately stretched out his hand, "Is it plausible? Do you mean that I'm a godson?"

"You're welcome."

"I've never heard of it. It's over if the friendship is good."

"Yes! If you are sick, do I have to see you too? Teacher Hou is sick, so go to the hospital and see the doctor." Qi Yuncheng frowned and looked at the situation, "Don't tell him that, Hou Zhen’s disease can’t be cured by our small hospital, so please ask Gao Ming.”

"What's wrong?" Hou Zhen didn't understand.

"After hearing this, I burst into tears. My Uncle Hou's illness can't be cured by the hospital. What should I do? I've been looking for hospitals all over the street, looking up and down!"

"how?"

"Dawn Andrology!! Okay, Teacher Hou is saved."

"I've never heard of it, is it plausible? Am I suffering from this disease?"

"Anyway, that's what it means. I think that to make friends, you have to be with someone like you. The old saying goes that a noble and a lowly friendship is seen, and a life is a friendship. child's friendship."

"Then you talk about it."

"One rich and one lowly become friends. For example, our identities have changed!"

"how to change?"

"I, Qi Yuncheng, am no longer an actor."

Hearing this suddenly, Hou Zhen suddenly got excited, "Oh? You want to quit too? De Yun's senior brothers are going to leave? Are you cursed?"

"Woo~~"

Who wouldn't know about those things recently, and at the same time Qi Yuncheng realized that talking to him about cross talk is really amazing, and he couldn't stop Master Hou from talking about what he was going to say.

But the atmosphere is nice.

Then I went on to talk about this traditional joke, what else can I do, the master insists on finding someone.

Can only cope.

And entrusting a wife to offer a son is a very familiar joke, no matter how familiar it is, the audience can still listen to it. The main characters are different, and the burden of collision is different.

There are jokes one after another, such as what happened recently, Hou Zhen now finds a topic.

If you don't like to play, he can play when performing.

But when they are talking.

Backstage, Luan Yunping, Shaobing and others were also chatting. At the same time, the next show was Shaobing. He was preparing and doing some simple work with Xiao Si.

When it's over, I'll be idle.

"Brother Luan, after all these years, I have always thought that Brother Cheng should be the master brother.

Back then, Brother Yue and I couldn't learn anything. It wasn't because Brother Cheng sang bamboo board script and played allegro, and even helped prepare the tape recorder for recording. "

Shaobing is a straightforward person, so he can say anything, even if the master praises the two people who left later, Qi Yuncheng keeps talking to them in the small theater.

Don't talk about it, he smashed other people's glass, and he went with the master to help deal with it.

But now that his seniors are all up, he seems to have retired from his career and started to do some things he likes and take care of his family.

But who among the early disciples could not read well?

Luan Yunping was in the background, thinking about the next week's program of the small theater, and turned her head.

"Don't say these are useless, it's nothing, it's just a name, Yun Cheng doesn't care.

I can do whatever I want, but next time Master asks me to help with the family tree, I will have to modify a lot of things. "

After speaking, Luan Yunping continued to do her own work, he had a lot of work to do.

Just thinking of Yun Cheng, he also remembered how he saw this one at the beginning.

He also came early. He came to study in 05. At that time, he saw Yuncheng speaking very neatly on stage. The audience would laugh because of his burden, but it was difficult for other apprentices to have a laugh.

Maybe it was just such a comparison, he felt that Qi Yuncheng at that time already had a bit of a small character.

After all, the Deyun Theater was already popular at that time, and they often came and went for performances every day.

It's just that the person behind him made him unexpected. If He Wei didn't say anything, everyone would think it was him, and it turned out to be Cao Jin.

He didn't dare to ask more questions at that time, even a young apprentice couldn't handle it, but now they have become partners, and they have been partners for eight years.

time flies.

But just as he was recalling, he suddenly received a phone call from Shaobing, which was from his wife.

Immediately to obtain a certificate and make an appointment for various things, he is still a novice, and he has to discuss it from time to time, and it is difficult to make up his mind.

How can there be experience.

You can only ask people who come here.

For example, which photography studio is good, which one is well-prepared, and which one is recommended to take pictures, etc.

However, Luan Yunping's marriage has been simplified a lot, and she can't give much help, and Shaobing can only ask her senior brother Qi Yuncheng later.

It seems that since childhood, in addition to causing a lot of trouble for the master, he also caused a lot of trouble for him.

Thinking of this, Shaobing has grown up now, it's time to get married, and she will feel sorry for the bastard back then.

When he was mixed enough to be able to chat with the audience and snatch the stools of small merchants outside, he knew how far he was.

But who will wipe the ass afterwards?

Qi Yuncheng!
Master is busy, and he has to entertain guests who come from afar every day to see the Deyun Club, so he can only go.

……

Not much time, half an hour passed.

After Qi Yuncheng and Hou Zhen finished their cross talk on the stage, Shaobing and Xiaosi went up.

As soon as she saw them, Luan Yunping helped to say more in the background, "Just now Shaobing wanted to ask about some marriage matters."

"Okay! Let's talk after the curtain call, but what are you doing? Haven't you finished writing the program?"

"It's finished! You can't set the salary for actors! Recently, some actors can get a raise! There are also a few students who have already picked melons. Can you mention them.

But one of them was too late, and almost lost all the deductions. "

"You are tired enough."

As the captain, he has to worry about these things, especially since he is still the chief captain plus management salary, even if he is about to perform, he still has to think about it.

At this point, Qi Yuncheng felt that he would not be able to be a position or an official in his life. Just being a manager of the Guqu Club made him feel difficult.

It's only because my wife helps me from time to time to improve, I really don't have the talent in this area.

After confirming the good things, Luan Yunping finally relaxed, and began to take a break in the background to chat with her partner.

Master Hou didn't dare to disturb him at all. After coming down, he was watching a movie and eating the popcorn he bought before the show.

"Speaking of which, shouldn't it be time for you to accept a cross talk student? If you had accepted one or two, it would definitely be of great help to their business.

Recently, Xiaozi's business is all over!I have grown a lot. "

Qi Yuncheng nodded and drank his tea, "I will accept this, but I want to take it step by step. Lanlan will go to college soon, and maybe the drum music will enter the serious stage.

After bringing her out, I will think about cross talk, because the market for cross talk is much better than drum music!Step by step! "

"Alright! It's up to you to arrange it yourself, but if you want to accept it, there are actually candidates from Chuanxi Society, you can go and meet."

"No problem, when the time comes, I will say hello to Mr. Gao, and then go to ask for a child."

Chuanxishe is a place where Deyun actors first learn. There are older and teenage children, and they will choose from among them.

For example, Zhou Jiuliang had good grades at the beginning, so he was selected in advance to perform as an intern and acted as a partner with Xiao Meng.

But after the words fell and the two stopped talking, Qi Yuncheng calmed down, took out his mobile phone and clicked on the exclusive platform. The happy trio he and his wife participated in before had already started promoting.

And it has already started broadcasting today. I wanted to watch it but stopped. I will perform by myself today. In case I forget the time while watching it, it’s okay.

It is impossible to be half-hearted about the show.

So he suppressed his emotions and glanced at the first issue that had already appeared, and Qi Yuncheng focused on other things.

After watching for half an hour, the biscuits and Xiaosi cross talk were finished.

Qi Yuncheng was about to go on stage again, and had a talk with Team Luan.

They have handled performances like this very freely and enjoyed the stage very much.

So after the whole show, every cross talk made the audience laugh.

It made the audience who came to buy tickets tonight feel that it was not a loss, and Qi Yuncheng showed a lot of skill when he finally saved up.

Both oral and singing skills are on display.

So the scene became more and more exciting, until the cross talk was finished, and the two returned to the scene for two ten-minute jokes.

No way, they gave applause blankly, and didn't give you a chance to say the curtain call at all.

It can only be connected.

Waiting for another joke, the audience was not tired at all, and they still deliberately shouted for another one.

You can come if you want, but the time is here, not a small theater, and a small theater should be happy and able to work until the early morning.

Qi Yuncheng could only speak.

"It can be seen that I am very happy today, but to be honest, actors who are engaged in the art industry actually know how much they are.

There are so many viewers here again today, I feel in my heart that I am not worth so much money. "

"value!!"

The audience shouted one after another. They just liked the actors on stage, so they kept coming to praise them.

But Qi Yuncheng understood that whether it was Beizhan or the previous tens of thousands of people, he was not worth it, so he smiled helplessly.

"Thank you everyone! In fact, the cross talk industry used to be inferior, and it has become the current situation, but no matter what the situation is, people who talk about cross talk still talk about cross talk.

It is only because of your support that cross talk actors have become a kind of star idol.

Once I have become an idol star, the previous state of conscientiously speaking cross talk in a small theater will naturally change with people's mentality, so there is little atmosphere like the old teahouse and old theater.

But is it a bad thing?It's not necessarily bad, because the times are developing, and every time it develops, it will change, and a group of cross talk talkers with the best skills can't stop the change and the mode of cross talk talk.

So there are naturally more variety shows and movies. I hope everyone will not blame me, because I have to make money to live. "

"That's right!" Luan Yunping nodded and admitted.

"So next I have to promote "The Nineteenth Generation of Ancestors" starring Xiaoyue and I also participated in it! It will be released soon! Take care of everyone!
After the show, my master said that you can come to Deyun to listen to cross talk with the ticket stub. "

"Okay! Just laying the groundwork for half a day to advertise?"

Hahahaha!

Thousands of people were full of laughter. What I said earlier was quite emotional, but it was a bone in the end.

"There is another advertisement." Qi Yuncheng continued.

"what?"

"Recently, I learned that my wife and I also appeared on a variety show. I hope everyone will pay more attention."

Luan Yunping stood on the sidelines speechless, "This is an ad after finishing the good words in advance."

Finished two ads.

Qi Yuncheng laughed, "I can't do without a fight, I must want people to know."

"Finally, time is running out..."

The words were not finished.

The audience was very excited and immediately shouted again.

"Let's have another one!"

"Yes! Perform one more!"

"another one!"

……

After thinking for a while, Qi Yuncheng nodded helplessly, "Okay! Another show, since you have bought tickets, it is the responsibility of the actor to make you happy.

Do you want to hear jokes or sing. "

"Sing the truth!!"

"True truth!"

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng originally wanted to say a joke, but the audience didn't follow the routine, "Singing the truth before was just joking with Master, and I couldn't sing it.

If he wants to sing, Dalin will sing too. His roots are just like Miaohong!

Forget it and don't say anything else, I'm talking about Dui Luan's father, the old man of Dui Luan is still a good guy. "

"Okay, let's just start like this, you should turn around anyway."

Hahahaha!

The final theater was really fun, and Wu Jing and Xie Nan were also integrated into the atmosphere throughout the whole process. They had a very exciting few hours.

But just at the moment when this was about to end, Xie Nan suddenly thought of something, "You said our eldest son practiced martial arts, why don't our younger son learn cross talk from Yun Cheng?"

"He's only a few months old, can he learn?"

"It's the same! Brother Qian'er's son is not too old to learn from Mr. Guo."

"The seniority is different!"

"What a big deal, let's talk to Yun Cheng later! I still call Song Yi my younger sister."