Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 555 Women, everyone is a devil, it's that simple to seduce people's souls! 【Subscribe】

"Dear friends, you are welcome to come to Guangde Building of Deyun Society to enjoy cross talk today! Then please invite you for the first show "Praise Horse Poems"! Performer:..."

The host announces.

At 02:30, the Guangdelou Theater began to perform cross talk.

The management of the small theater is much better than in the early years. There are more and more actors in the main small fire, and their appearance will definitely attract many audiences.

In the early days, Guo Qiling, Yan Hexiang, Zhang Helun, and Meng Hetang could not sell a few tickets in the theater with their own names, but now everything is different, not to mention that Meng Hetang has become the captain of the seventh team.

Perform with a team.

There are many things to manage.

After the scene opened, the actors began to perform on stage one after another from 02:30, and soon came to the final show, which was also the biggest highlight of today's afternoon show.

Meng Hetang and Sun Yue!

As soon as he came on stage, many people liked and sent flowers.

"Thank you! The three of you just now, one is mentally ill, one is a fool, and the other is short-sighted. Don't worry, the two of us are normal, because we both came up after taking the medicine."

"The medicine for hemorrhoids!"

"What a mess."

The atmosphere of the small theater is very relaxed.

Something to talk about.

"Did you see it? I worked with Mr. Sun today. Mr. Sun is in good health. He looks so fat." Meng Hetang leaned over and patted that big belly.

Sun Yue immediately pulled it away, "Fatty didn't even eat your rice."

"No matter who you are or what you do, you must have a good body. Teacher Sun Yue has a good body. Don't look at the fat, but there are muscles underneath.

It's no problem for one to hit us. "

"That is, no one in the background is qualified."

"Not only you, I also have a good body."

"Really?" Sun Yue glanced behind his desk, "I didn't see it."

"I am a practicing family son, and the seven generations of my ancestors all practiced martial arts."

"Single pass of seven generations? This is tenacious enough." Sun Yue was surprised.

"Our martial arts family, I have an older brother in my generation."

"Single pass on your life!"

"The population is thriving! We two brothers practiced martial arts for a while. Our father said, you can practice martial arts, but I can't teach you. There is an old saying that is good. If you don't pass on from father to son, you can't be cruel. I will teach you. find a teacher.

In the past, there were so many heroes among the people. "

Meng He rolled his sleeves and started counting with his fingers, "Mr. Ouyang, he has the best stick technique. Mr. Sima, his sword technique is the best. Mr. Zhuge, his spear technique is the best. And your teacher, Mr. Bingtang .”

"Who?"

Meng Hetang turned to look at Sun Yue, "Bingtang! This is a double surname!"

Sun Yue: "I know, Sima and Zhuge have double surnames, do you have rock candy?"

Meng Hetang: "Yes! Rename!"

Sun Yue: "Oh, what's it called?"

Meng Hetang: "Large gourd!"

Sun Yue: "Candied haws? Is the trumpet called Tangduner?"

Meng Hetang: "You are boring, this is our teacher! Our father took us two brothers to the master's house for a few pleasantries, and then walked away, heading straight to the southwest."

Sun Yue: "Fairy? Why are you still on fire?"

Meng Hetang: "When we left, my two brothers set the cotton robes on fire."

Sun Yue: "It's too naughty."

"After we leave, our master will educate us." Meng Hetang showed a strange look, "My good boy, Master likes you two, you are just a martial arts genius.

But once you enter my door, you will abide by the rules of my door.Don't cause trouble, don't go to places that are too lively, especially places that are too hot. "

"Oh, that's because I'm afraid of saccharification."

"One more thing, a martial arts practitioner must have a good weapon, a sword, a gun, a sword, a halberd, an axe, a hook, a fork, a stick, a whip, a mace, a hammer, and a kidnapper, you can choose the same.

I said, Master, I will come to the one who can stab people to death.

My master said, that is to practice swords, come with me as a master. "

"Is this about to start teaching?"

"My master took the two of us to a secret room. There was nothing in the secret room, just two cabinets. The upper cabinet was the lower one. The upper cabinet looked tattered, while the lower one was inlaid with gold and hung with a gold lock.

My master said, this is the upper sword, this is the inferior (sword)!Which one are you coming to? "

Suddenly Meng Hetang smiled, and raised his eyebrows, "I'll take a look at the bottom, it's good, master, let's come to this lowly (sword)!"

"It fits." Sun Yue turned to look at his malicious smile, and complained.

"Good boy, he has the demeanor of being a teacher when he was young."

"Maybe what I did when I was young."

"Open the cabinet door and there are four swords of gold, silver, copper, and iron. Choose one. I see that the gold one is too heavy, the copper one is too short, and the iron one is too long. The silver one is suitable."

"Slutty!"

"Good boy, you have the demeanor of being a teacher when you were young. I just have to tell you that practicing swordsmanship and martial arts are interlinked. Practicing boxing involves drinking alcohol, practicing sticks also involves drinking alcohol, and practicing swords also involves drinking alcohol. Practicing.

I said, Master, we are the most (drunk) cheap (sword) here!
Good boy, from now on you are the cheapest of the lowliest, the most obscene of the cheapest! "

Hahahaha!

Laughter came out, and the two of them started talking about a big bodyguard.

And the two of them said that cross talk is indeed rare, only the lack of talent is suddenly invited once, and being the captain is tiring enough.

Watch out for these leavers.

Especially Jiu Liang asked for leave.

But they said together that the accident was not bad, after all, Sun Yue is capable here, no matter who he cooperates with, he can do it.

Even when cooperating with Yue Yunpeng, most of them were led by Sun Yue, who was called Master Uncle.

And the cross talk was very fast. After half an hour, the speech was finished and the curtain call was over. A group of people went to the backstage amidst the lively movement.

When he stepped off the stage and took off his coat, Meng Hetang looked at his uncle, "We will pass tomorrow, my godfather and senior brother may not know anything about it."

"Sure, we must keep a secret in advance."

"Then I'll call my senior brother first to see what they are doing."

Out of curiosity, Meng Hetang took out his mobile phone and called Qi Yuncheng.

It's almost five o'clock now, and after working all afternoon, Meng Hetang and Sun Yue called it a day. Qi Yuncheng and Wu Jing naturally did the same, and started to go home with their things.

Qi Yuncheng noticed movement when he was less than [-] meters away from home.

"Hey! Xiao Meng!"

"Brother, where are you now?"

"What's wrong with recording a program in an ancient village in another place?"

"It's nothing, just make a phone call to chat. Is your show fun? Senior brother, you rarely appear on variety shows. If it's not fun, it won't attract you."

"good!"

Qi Yuncheng didn't understand at all why Xiaomeng came over suddenly to ask about this, that he wasn't next to him, but when he recalled something, he suddenly understood that although the program team didn't tell him who the guest was coming from his uncle's side.

But he can cheat because he knows who it is in advance.

Now Xiaomeng calls himself, 100% because he is free and free to come and try.

The brothers are too familiar with each other, Meng Hetang is the kind of person who wants to tinker with things when he is idle.

Just make fun of it.

"By the way, I heard that I have a guest on this show, could it be you?"

Wow.

Meng Hetang's blood was almost cold while holding the phone, and he was too scared. How did he guess that he only said less than five sentences before and after.

Quickly speak.

"What guest? Invite me to be a guest? I'm not free! I'm still in Guangde Building, and I have performances in both lunch and evening performances today. I don't believe you can watch my program list on Team Luan's account.

Teacher Sun and I... "

Qi Yuncheng still didn't understand this little thought, and immediately grabbed the conversation, and replied in a wrong way, "Are you and Teacher Sun Yue coming over?"

"Ouch!"

The mobile phone was turned on for hands-free, and Sun Yue was sitting next to him and almost freaked out when he heard it, good guy, Yun Cheng is so amazing.

Meng Hetang started to panic. The program team asked them to keep it secret, so he could only speak again quickly, "Brother, where are you listening? I said that I will cooperate with Teacher Sun to talk about cross talk."

"Oh, that's it! Stop talking, I'm home."

"Hey, good!"

Meng Hetang hurriedly hung up the phone, but his blood still hadn't returned to temperature. He looked at Teacher Sun, "Brother, is he a little crazy? How could he guess that we are going?"

"Nonsense!" Sun Yue couldn't help but want to laugh, as if complaining about his teammates, "You have to call him! If I guess who is going, don't call me.

The program team said it was a surprise. "

"I'm purely cheap, and I dare not beat my godfather! Let's go eat."

After the theater ended, a group of people went to eat at the restaurant they had reserved.

On the other hand, Qi Yuncheng had almost arrived home in the ancient village, but with a smile on his face, he must have known that Xiao Meng was frightened.

Still can't deal with him?Then he, as a teacher, is in vain.

The key point is Xiaomeng, too. As soon as he announced that there will be a guest, he called. Even if he didn't know it in advance, he could guess it was him.

If you come tomorrow, advise him to be smarter.

Time is not long, Qi Yuncheng arrived at his house, went in and took a look, and found that his wife was obediently waiting for him at home.

And excitedly began to report their things in the afternoon.

"Husband, are you back? The two sisters came over to visit just now, and we chatted all afternoon!"

"is it?"

"How much have you dug?" Song Yi leaned over and glanced at the things in her husband's hand.

"A lot, but you don't need to eat at home in the evening. We will have a dinner together as a guest at the uncle's house later."

"Okay! Take a break, I'll make you tea! Do you want to take a bath? Shall I get you bath water? Should I rub your shoulders and legs? Are you tired?"

"what happened to you?"

Qi Yuncheng's eyes froze, he was very puzzled, such a bloody state is very rare.

"I chatted with my two sisters today, and I just realized that you are so good, which made me feel guilty. I'm just an idler at home."

Song Yi stared at her husband eagerly.

Because her husband is taking care of her all the time, giving her what she wants, and she has never done anything for her husband.

Looking at the eager eyes, Qi Yuncheng thought of his daughter.

Sure enough, she is like her mother, with exactly the same talent.

Women, everyone is a devil, it's that simple to seduce people's souls.

Reluctantly, he said, "I wish you could have a leisurely meal? Besides, what is it called a leisurely meal? You have given birth to two lovely children for your family, and you have also promoted a lot of dramas for your children.

I paid a lot. "

"That's what I said, but I just feel that you have paid a lot for this family and me. I didn't feel much when you stopped acting for a year before, and you just stayed by my side.

I also enjoy having you by my side.

But when my sister said it, I realized that you really love me~"

As the words were spoken, Song Yi's eyes turned red inexplicably, women are very emotional animals, you never know what emotions they can show at any time.

Or what state can I move myself to in my mind.

"Hey, I'm curious about what you guys talked about. I'll have to watch the show when it starts airing."

Seeing his daughter-in-law's appearance, how could Qi Yuncheng not feel distressed, he hurriedly washed his hands and wiped them clean, and then went to hug her.

This is happening every day, completely inexplicable, but the daughter-in-law is still very cute.

Marrying her is definitely a treasure.

After comforting for a while, Qi Yuncheng took a look at the things at home and found that there was nothing to clean up.

"Okay! It's almost five o'clock now, let's go to the uncle's house, I guess they are already cooking, see if I can help.

I guess I did a little too much today. "

"Well, let's go eat."

Knowing that he could eat, Song Yi slowly recovered from his emotions, and then the husband and wife went out with two umbrellas.

At this time, the rain was almost gone, and there was only a thick cloud in the sky, but I had to take it with me, I don't know if it will fall at night.

The road to go is not far, and we soon arrived at the house of the uncle and the aunt.

As soon as I passed by, I could see the uncle cooking in a pot outside the house, stirring the contents with a spatula.

Song Yi stuck next to her husband, subconsciously asked with her nose, "Stew meat!"

"Your nose is a real spirit."

At this time, Yu Qian and Bai Huimin hadn't noticed that the child was coming. When the meat in the pot was almost stewed, Yu Qian picked up a few pieces with a spatula and put them on the side plate.

"How about a taste?"

Bai Huimin bent down, picked them up with chopsticks, took a small bite, and kept nodding, "Ok! Delicious!"

A smile appeared on Yu Qian's wrinkled face, "That's fine!"

"Ke Yuncheng doesn't like fatty meat!"

"It's okay, let's make another hot pot tonight and prepare enough ingredients for them to eat."

"Talk about me, uncle, aunt!" Qi Yuncheng said suddenly, and the old couple immediately raised their heads and became happy.

Song Yi shouted from the side, "Master, sister!"

"Oh, this seniority shouts."

Yu Qian will never be able to do anything about this title. Whoever calls a daughter-in-law wants to recognize a younger sister in the first place.

At the same time, they happened to put some ingredients on the stew in the pot. Qi Yuncheng and Wu Jing got bamboo shoots, and they were naturally given a lot.

However, the six of us had a meal, and it was a big dinner at night, so the uncle must not be busy alone, so Qi Yuncheng took the initiative to speak.

"What dishes do you have? Shall I go to the kitchen inside to make some?"

"Don't worry, I'll make a stew just to try it together, you go get the ingredients, and have hot pot at night. By the way, your Uncle Jing said that you will bring some vegetables, and there will be a lot of them, so you can eat them with enthusiasm. "

"okay!"

(End of this chapter)