Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"My senior brother is here, everyone is very excited."

Amidst the commotion among the audience, Shaobing spoke behind the amusing microphone, "My brother rarely comes to the small theater, so now we will talk about cross talk with someone else.

Xiaosi, go down and rest for a while. "

"I'll drink my saliva, but it's not so easy for my senior brother to cheer me up."

Xiao Si was originally standing at the third microphone, and after speaking, he cheerfully went down to rest first.

Shaobing didn't understand it, and didn't take it seriously at all. Besides, what they wanted to come was the traditional joke "Five Red Pictures", so it should be fine, so let's continue talking.

"It's not easy for senior brother. My sister-in-law is pregnant and has been taking care of her at home. There are very few performances. It's hard for me to come here once, so let me talk about it.

The baby is about to be born. "

"Yes, seven months pregnant."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, nodded, there was a lot of movement below, and he was looking forward to the upcoming child.

Originally, Xixi was already very cute.

"It can be seen that my senior brother is extremely good in terms of business and family, but today on the stage, in the fifth team, I have to talk about it.

Although you are so good, you are not as good as me in other fields. "

"Yo, is that so?" With his hands behind his back, Qi Yuncheng didn't understand, "What field?"

Shaobing raised his hand and pointed, "For example, Tianwen!"

Qi Yuncheng frowned, "Do you believe it yourself? You smashed other people's glass when you were young, and now you tell me about astronomy. Did you smash the glass of the Astronomical Bureau?"

Hahahahaha!
The small theater burst into laughter, and Shaobing couldn't hold on to the table by herself, "If you don't expose me, someone will really believe it."

"Okay, okay! Have you made more achievements in astronomy?"

"By the way, I am now! Besides being affiliated with our Deyun Club..."

"What is affiliation?"

This sentence was asked by the audience, and they really didn't understand it.

"It means ugly!" Qi Yuncheng immediately explained kindly.

After explaining, Shaobing was very speechless, "What else can I say, the affiliation is attached to another unit or institution, I am only affiliated with Deyun, and does our country have a space agency?"

"Have!!"

There was another chatter below, which is really a good atmosphere, with more interactions and exchanges.

The characteristics of the small theater.

Shaobing and Qi Yuncheng looked towards ten o'clock subconsciously, while the former suddenly became respectful, "So confident, you, are you?"

"Chief!"

"Good guy!!!"

Grabbing the cross talk table, he was almost scared to the ground by Shaobing, Qi Yuncheng was also completely blinded, and stretched out his hand in a gesture of invitation, "What happened to me today! Uncle, you stand here chatting, I withdraw, Bye-Bye!"

While looking at that Qi Yuncheng, he watched the person retreat, and the sesame seed cakes naturally did the same. He never expected to meet the right master.

Not only were they surprised, but ordinary viewers also kept checking to see if it was true.

But it's true, Shaobing told Qi Yuncheng when other people were performing on the show that today they came to build a team.

Otherwise, I would like to mention astronomy.

But it’s impossible to really go down, such an action is nothing more than throwing things. When they were about to retreat to the side screen, the two came back again, and Qi Yuncheng complained, "Didn’t this hit someone with a gun? They asked you for glass money gone."

"Shouldn't the director be very busy?"

"Aren't people allowed to have fun?"

"Yes, that's right! As far as aerospace is concerned, there is an astronomy and meteorology institute!" After speaking, Shaobing glanced at the person, afraid of making a mistake, and then continued, "Let's be honest, I am an expert in astronomy and meteorology! !"

An expert made the biscuits proudly and arrogantly.

The audience didn't believe it, and kept booing. Qi Yuncheng looked at his face from the side, laughed amusedly, and then comforted, "Believe it! Otherwise, the show won't go on! So you are an expert in this field?"

"correct."

"Is there anything I don't know?"

Shaobing moved closer to the senior brother, "For example, let me share with you a theory that I have studied for so many years."

"What theory?"

"It's okay to say that before there was no one, there was only heaven and earth."

"Correct!"

"Can you deny me?"

Can you deny it?Qi Yuncheng had a kind of rebellious mentality, he became energetic in an instant, and kept nodding, "There is something wrong!"

"Ok?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and chopped it down, "So there is no heaven and earth, it was split by Pangu!!"

"..."

The meaning of Shaobing talking to senior brother is that you have nothing to deny me, and it is over if you really cannot deny me.

As soon as the result was said, it made him stare blankly. Two or three seconds later, Qi Yuncheng gave a cordial concern, "What's the matter? Can't continue?"

Hahahahaha!
Seeing that the biscuits were dry, the theater was so much fun, the two brothers and sisters were just playing.

Long Jiubing scratched his head and said, "Brother, that's a fairy tale."

"Oh, before no one, only heaven and earth?"

"Yes! I have done some research. What is corresponding in the sky, there is also something in us."

"There is something in someone in the sky? Is that so?" Qi Yuncheng repeated and began to think.

"That's right! For example, the sky has a Milky Way, and people have a large intestine." Shaobing pointed to his stomach, and then said, "There are countless stars in the sky, and there are countless pores on the human body."

"Yes, there are many pores."

"There are four seasons in the sky, spring, summer, autumn and winter."

"What about people?"

"Man has four limbs, two arms and two legs."

"Two arms and two legs?" Qi Yuncheng thought badly, looking at the limbs of Shaobing, "Then which arm represents spring? Which arm is autumn? Tell me!"

There are no words at all, and it is even more impossible for them to be right, Shaobing smiled helplessly, "Everyone is different!"

Qi Yuncheng nodded, "The reaction is quite fast, let's continue."

"Hey, the sky has five directions, east, south, north, and middle, and people have five senses, eyebrows, eyes, nose, mouth, and ears!"

"It's true, what about the fire burning the clouds that day?"

"Man, man..." Shaobing stammered, and really didn't expect the senior brother to say so much, "People have bad eyesight."

Qi Yuncheng showed an unbelievable look, "Huoshaoyun? Bad eyes? Interesting, what else?"

"Is it considered research? Does it sound new?"

"Hey! There is nothing new or not in traditional cross talk."

In one sentence, the biscuits were messed up again, and they were not next to each other.

And don't look at Qi Yuncheng's rambunctious praise, but actually want to exercise them more, the small theater said that cross talk relies on on-the-spot reactions.

Don't say he is like this, the audience's lack of quality is enough to make trouble.

Therefore, the actors themselves have enough skills, as long as they don't encounter digging, they can handle it.

Excavation is the bottom line of an actor, not to mention relying on the ability of an actor to be round and round, if there is no quality, there is no quality.

What's more, Shaobing is also considered his younger brother. When he was young and watched him grow up, he couldn't help but tease him.

It was the time when I realized why the master was so flattering, so much talking, that the apprentice couldn't stand it, the reason was nothing more than this.

So continue to speak.

"It's over if I don't care about you, and I still ask if it's fresh or not. Let's get to work quickly. I have to go back at eleven o'clock. If this continues, I will talk all night."

"it is good!"

Shaobing continued to talk with a smile on his face, and then followed the traditional rhythm and things.

It's just a traditional joke that tables are easy to find things of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth.

Qi Yuncheng came up with a different one, "Ping-pong ball."

"This is very simple. The place where the sun shines outside is the sunny side, and the place where the sun doesn't shine inside is the shaded side."

"That's it!" Qi Yuncheng figured it out, and looked at him again, "What about the transparent ping pong ball?"

The two brothers and sisters looked at each other silently.

Looking at each other for a few seconds, Qi Yuncheng saw that Shaobing was about to go crazy, the corner of his mouth curled up, and couldn't help being happy, "Forget it! I'm afraid you will die on the stage!"

"Brother, let's go home and step down, don't bring such troublesome people." Shaobing was about to cry.

"Okay, you continue."

The transparent ping pong ball is not a traditional joke at all, let alone this, Qi Yuncheng also added a popsicle and the microphone they used later.

But how can the microphone find gold, wood, water, fire and earth?

Shaobing wanted to die, and begged, "Brother, we are almost done! You came here to praise me, not to destroy me! Okay?"

"I'm so happy now!"

"You find something easy to find."

"Okay! It's almost time now, and I'll give you another problem."

"It's easy to find."

"It's easy to find, and it will end soon!" Thinking of something, Qi Yuncheng slapped the table and said, "Hey! Sashimi, yin and yang, gold, wood, water, fire and earth!"

"..."

Looking at Senior Brother, Shaobing fell into silence again, feeling out of breath, and whispered, "Brother! You, do you have a problem with my brother?"

After talking and having fun, tonight's audience all saw that Qi Yun became a hard-boiled cake.

Qi Yuncheng was very happy, "I have no objection!"

"Just look at me, I'll change it! And my brother, let me tell you, there are two places that are the most difficult in my life."

"what?"

"The first one was when the old man was drunk, and I told Xiao Si about playing lantern riddles for ten minutes, and the second one was you cheering me on!"

Hahahahaha!
The laughter in the theater was hilarious.

It seems that this is the second shadow of Shaobing, otherwise I would not have said this.

Don't say the audience is happy, it's the same with the group of people on the side screen.

It is said that it is extremely difficult for the senior brother to be popular in a small theater, and the biscuits are purely asking for trouble.

"Senior brother, even if you say a complete original object, you have changed the knife and brought it up."

"By the way." Qi Yuncheng nodded and turned to the audience, "I know all about traditional cross talk, say Hongguo! Let's not use that, the times are different, so let's talk about sashimi."

“Sashimi is sashimi!”

Shaobing gritted his teeth and began to think, after thinking and thinking, finally he was able to speak.

Then relying on this last thing, in exchange for a lot of laughter below.

Really happy, traditional jokes, but all kinds of unexpected burdens.

And it's the last bit of time. Today, all the actors of the five teams have been invited. The lineup is not weak, and they are all young actors in the future.

Xiaomeng was even more popular among the newcomers in cross talk in 2018.

Impossible without ability.

Very emotional, Qi Yuncheng glanced at them and then turned back to the audience and said, "I seldom be praised by others. Once I am praised, I can't hold back. I once praised a bell score for Jiuling before, and I was dying.

Now holding a sesame seed cake, it can be seen that they are sweating. "

"That's not right!" Shaobing kept wiping his sweat with a handkerchief.

Qi Yuncheng was happy, "The fact that I was able to come to the show today was purely for watching, and then I was called up by Shaobing. Before saving up, we discussed what show to perform.

After thinking about acting traditionally, I decided on such a five-red map.

But the traditional big guys are getting tired of hearing it, so a lot of things have been changed. "

Shaobing nodded, "I heard something new."

"And when I saw sesame seed cakes, I couldn't help thinking that Xiaoyue performed a part of the drum music, and he said something before the performance!"

The audience immediately chimed in: "I can't learn!!"

"Yes!" Some viewers remembered that, and Qi Yuncheng was so relieved, "It seems that they have watched the video on the Internet, and there is mention of biscuits in it. The two of them were in Panggezhuang at that time, and they really couldn't learn anything!

I followed my master in 00, they came in 04 and 05, I still don't understand their status?

At that time, it was not easy to wander back and forth on the verge of being expelled. Who can stand being scolded for expulsion every day?

As a result, the two of them couldn't learn anything but became one of the oldest actors, and the most popular actor at the beginning was gone! "

Anyone could tell who was talking about this passage, but Qi Yuncheng and Shaobing looked at each other, secretly amused.

Because that's how it is.

"It's not easy. The other thing to say to Shaobing is to praise my younger brother. Many things are right."

"Wait a minute!" Shaobing's broken voice yelled quickly, "Brother, I didn't expect the Pangu splitting the world and the transparent ping pong ball.

Almost made me die on the stage, not much can follow the words.

too difficult!
Next time I'll let Brother Yue hold it for me. "

Qi Yuncheng smiled and said nothing, but his eyes lit up when he thought of something, "Speaking of which, I have to share something with you.

Didn't we go overseas to perform last year?There are too many performances overseas, and the plane has stopped due to strong winds.

It was during that period of time that there was such a thing.

Didn't Xiao Yue act with us?His Song of the Five Rings is loved by everyone.

At the curtain call, the song of the five rings was sung, and the lady in the first row cried.

Startled us.

We used to ask, what's wrong?Is Yue Yunpeng too ugly?Scared you?

The aunt wiped her tears and said, it has nothing to do with you, I am also from Yanjing, and I have been away from Yanjing for many years.

I never thought that I have already repaired to the seventh ring! "

Hahahahaha!
The one below patted his thigh and laughed.

But if you don't reach the seventh ring, you will have two more rings than the fifth ring.

When they were laughing, Qi Yuncheng didn't stop talking, "This aunt said that when she left, she had just completed the Fourth Ring Road, and she could tell that she was homesick.

true story!

At the same time, I happened to meet two teachers, Li Shengyu and Yu Kuizhi, and they talked to me.

Looking back now, let me understand a truth.

Our cross talk and folk art have a great power, which can spread many things.

So please support us, if you have time, come to the small theater or go to our drum music to listen to the excitement.

Excuse me, everyone. "