Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 52 This is still a master! 【New book asks for everything】

Being dragged by Luan Yunping, Qi Yuncheng couldn't get down with the roast duck.

Then the presents in his hand and at the table were cleaned up by the biscuits and Xiao Si who came out from the side screen.

The stage was not that big.

Fear of blocking the view of the audience.

After everything is done.

Qi Yuncheng returned to the microphone and put down the audience's ticket.

"Thank you, everyone, for being so enthusiastic, I can have dinner today.

Then, the crosstalk "Playing Lantern Riddles" performed just now, everyone who knows it, is my master's son Guo Qiling, performing for the first time.

Everyone pay more attention.

At the same time, through Guo Qiling, everyone can also see that my master is in good health and can put so much effort into getting so fat.

hey~~"

The partner suddenly sighed, but Luan Yunping couldn't understand behind the table, "No, what are you sighing for?"

Qi Yuncheng twisted his expression, looking worried, "Master is in such good health, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive him."

"It's all a mess, let's talk about it!"

The audience in the small theater was full of smiles with the help of the previous pair of actors.

They understood that thanks to Mr. Guo not being here, otherwise this sentence would not have come out.

At this moment, Dalin stood on the side screen and watched his brother perform, and he really felt that he was far behind.

Brother went on stage to smash and hang at will, but he could only speak according to the words, and even he couldn't catch up with Yan Hexiang's words.

But this is not something he can solve immediately. It requires a lot of stage experience and finding his own style.

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng continued, "Let's talk about Guo Qiling, even though he is a little fat, he also knows how to exercise.

How to exercise well.

No, after exercising, I started fighting with others! "

"Huh?" Luan Yunping asked curiously while supporting the table, "Why are you still fighting?"

"The kids played, but when they came back, their faces were all blue. I asked him what was going on, and he said there was a fight.

I wonder, you are highly myopic and so fat, why are you still fighting? "

"Yes."

"Where are the glasses?"

After saying this to himself, Qi Yuncheng switched to Dalin's identity, and made a movement of pulling out his right hand from his trouser pocket.

Then pass it forward.

After handing over, he changed back and asked Dalin again.

"Why aren't the glasses broken?"

"What did Dalin say?"

"Brother, I'm afraid my glasses will be broken, so I'll take care of them before I hit them, and then I'll take them off and play from my own memory!"

"Huo!" Luan Yunping was startled when she heard this, "This is still a master!!!"

Hahahaha!

As the bundles came out, the audience in the small theater laughed again and again. At the same time, at this moment, the impression of Dalin just now was a little deeper.

And it's the same as what Luan Yunping praised, whether this is a master or something, the key is that there is a sense of imagery.

After the audience laughed for a while, Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng and asked again, "What's the final result?"

"Isn't this going to be beaten?"

"Hey! There's no way not to get beaten."

At this point, Qi Yuncheng is also very happy. The atmosphere in a small theater is much more comfortable than a big one. You can talk about anything and make fun of everything.

But today's regular work still has to be entered.

"Dalin is now in his teens, a child who has watched too many martial arts TV shows and thinks he is a hero.

You can put a group of people down if you don't look at it, but how can there be so many knights?

That's literature. "

"It's true, it's all fiction."

"Nowadays Yanjing City is looking for such knight-errants, if there are one or two, it's a big deal!"

"That's still there." Luan Yunping was very interested in this matter, so she said again.

As soon as he made such a move, Qi Yuncheng turned around and looked at him, the corner of his mouth twitched, "For example, your father!!"

"Hey, why did I wake you up!"

Luan Yunping turned her head suddenly, showing annoyance, obviously she was shot in the muzzle.

Qi Yuncheng and the audience below were very happy, the former clapped his hands, "Yes, Luan Yunping's father is a martial artist.

so amazing!

And I would also like to talk about people we are familiar with on this stage, such as your father, my younger brother! "

"Eh? What's that called?" Luan Yunping hurriedly stretched out her hand, but was stopped.

Qi Yuncheng had a very surprised expression, and then pointed to the side screen, "That's right, I mentioned Guo Qiling just now!"

"It's okay to separate, good guy, you will be a generation older in an instant."

"Tsk!" Qi Yuncheng turned his face away with a pinch of teeth, "You are boring!"

"Why is it boring?"

"Don't think that the two of them are the same person!"

"How fresh, you still bring Dalin to take advantage of me, don't you? Form a group, you guys!"

When he said this, Qi Yuncheng put on a serious look, waved his hands, and then said in a high-pitched voice, "Anyway, I won't admit it!!!"

"Nonsense!!! He didn't admit it either!!"

A little survived.

The audience watching them upstairs and downstairs is almost dying.

This is the difference between listening to cross talk on TV and listening to cross talk live. The actors are here and the atmosphere is here, so it is easy to make people happy.

Not to mention these two brilliance on stage.

Of course, in the end Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to clarify for Luan Yunping, "Okay, okay, now your father and Guo Qiling are two people."

"I wasn't alone before."

"Just say your father was a martial artist."

"That's fine, just talk about him."

"Proficient in each of the eighteen kinds of weapons, swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, maces, whips, hammers, sticks, sticks, kidnappers and meteors!
What pointy, thorny, ribbed, bladed, velvet rope, chained, barbed hook, emei thorny.

Long and short, hard and soft, single and double, square and round, your father can do it all! ! "

After a short passage came out, the audience listened attentively, and Luan Yunping praised again, "So many?"

"Oh, you're so old. And your father was always determined to be a martial artist since he was a child."

"Xi Wu!"

"The old man practiced his kung fu so that he was invulnerable to cold and heat, and he was invulnerable to swords and guns. But this is secondary. What really matters is the weapon I mentioned earlier."

Picking up the fan on the table, Qi Yuncheng made a martial arts stand with his hands one behind the other.

"Among them, this sword is your father's favorite and best at. He has worshiped his master, his old mentor, a famous figure in the martial arts world, and a disciple of Ximen Chuuxue."

"he is?"

"Ximen blows the lamp!"

Hearing the name, Luan Yunping was speechless, "Are you going to die?"

"Why die! This is the name, but this sword is not easy to learn. At the same time, this sword is divided into civil and martial arts. The main distinction depends on Sui'er!"

Holding the fan, Qi Yuncheng pointed to its tail, "This tassel is not called a tassel, it's called a sword robe! Other literati's swords only wear this, not the one for martial arts.

Luan Yunping's father practiced in the small dark room with the teacher blowing the lantern every day. "

"Really?" Luan Yunping had never heard of this.

Qi Yuncheng raised his head and pointed, "Light a small pink lamp in the little black room, and play swords here."

"The shampoo room, this is it?" Suddenly Luan Yunping thought about the scene and understood, "Light a small pink lamp in the small black room, and the two of them are twisting and playing swords here?

Why do I hear such a familiar place? "

Qi Yuncheng was suddenly happy, and turned to look at him, "So you have been there a lot?"

(End of this chapter)