Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"I think it's time for Deyun to have a plane of her own."

"Mr. Yu Qian, you are confused. Wouldn't it be over if you let Sydney fly over?"

"Go to the barber shop for a perm first, then go to the restaurant for a drink, and then smoke a cigarette. A few hours pass in an instant."

"Let Teacher Sun Yue lie down on the plane to ensure that the wings of the plane will not tremble!"

"Add two hundred so Master Hou can save up a plane."

……

Yu Qian asked for help on a meager account, and the comments from domestic audiences became more and more interesting, all about Deyun Society.

There is no practical way.

But I didn't intend that anyone over there would have an idea, so I just sent a meager account to talk about the situation.

After a while, Hou Ye posted on Weibo, saying that he didn't even have two hundred with him, so he couldn't save it.

After Qi Yuncheng saw it, he could only use his mobile phone to flip through the comments and play.

I really don't know what to do.

Can only wait.

A group of fellow apprentices even tried to pass the time in the terminal, and finally a large group of men gathered around to play with melon seeds.

Really boring.

Cell phones are no fun.

Even Luan Yunping joined, so there was nothing to do.

Fortunately, one or two hours passed, and the weather was beautiful. Deyun finally received the notice that she could fly, and hurriedly packed up and got ready to go.

But when other passers-by and passengers got on the plane, the agent Wang Hai called everyone together to collect the tickets.

It's too late.

Originally, there were five hours before leaving the show, but now there are only two hours left, and it is impossible to catch up with the original time.

So change all tickets.

Change to the fastest itinerary.

So I spoke.

"We have no other choice now. We can only make sure that Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu will go first! The rest of the actors will go as soon as they can. Air tickets are also tight, and the weather is just right."

No one said anything about this.

But there is another problem, Luan Yunping mentioned, "They all need to change trains, even if the master and uncle arrive, there is a transit time for the luggage coat, and I'm afraid it will be too late.

Even ours. "

Wang Hai sighed, he was the busiest person today, "Don't worry about the clothes, the main people will arrive first."

"Yes!" Guo Degang also said, "We'll think of a way when we arrive, and the soldiers will come and cover us with water and soil! Get ready to get on the plane!"

After the words fell, a group of people dispersed.

A few minutes later, a group of disciples were the first to see Master and Grandpa leaving.

The rest of the actors in the terminal depend on the luck of the air ticket, if they can arrange it, they will transfer immediately, and the arrival time may be half an hour later than the old two.

The gap is not too big, the big deal is a little more time to perform.

It's too late to wait for the main luggage.

After a while, it was Qi Yuncheng's and Luan Yunping's turn to set off. Fortunately for them, Xiaoyue, Sun Yue, Meng Hetang, Shaobing and others were still behind.

But I couldn't control that much, so I left directly.

After getting on the plane, the two of them changed trains before finally arriving in Sydney.

But when we got off the plane in Sydney, it was almost eight o'clock.

The field opened early.

The two almost ran out of the airport, but even so, the car that the organizer picked them up couldn't fly, so they had to wait in peace for about 15 minutes.

"That's it! How many times have we been trapped."

Luan Yunping looked out the window anxiously.

"Who knows." Qi Yuncheng replied, he didn't speak anymore, he was not in the mood to chat, and he didn't know the specific situation yet.

Finally, I went to the backstage of the Sydney venue.

When the host saw them, he quickly spoke.

"Teacher Qi, Teacher Luan! Please change your coats quickly!"

Turning his eyes, Qi Yuncheng saw several sets of coats placed in the background, not many but three sets, and the colors were different.

Pink, blue, red!
"You're going to be popular, I'm going to be young!" Luan Yunping said.

I don't care if it is paired or not. At this time, I can wear what I have. As for where I got it.

After asking the staff, I found out that it was the master and uncle who got off the plane and quickly contacted the local cross talk lovers to borrow the clothes. Thanks to them, otherwise I would have to wear my own clothes to perform.

There is nothing wrong with a small theater, the actors and the audience are more intimate, and the big theater will give people a feeling of disrespect for the audience.

Dress up and go to the side screen to see the situation of master and uncle.

It was found that the scene was full of pits and valleys, and thousands of people were very excited and lively watching the performance of the old couple. It was not obvious that Deyun had an accident at all.

But it's not much better when it comes to clothing.

The uncle is wearing a blue coat.

The blue coat is usually worn by students, but he was out of place.

Master is fine, blue and black, in line with the color of his general performances.

But the audience doesn't know this, it mainly depends on the person, not the color of the clothes.

However, during the performance, Guo Degang and Yu Qian had no idea how long it would take for the next batch of actors to come. They have been talking for more than 07 minutes since the opening at 30:40.

The time is not too much, but it is mainly unclear how long it will come later.

I'm afraid something will happen again.

The weather at the airport can be good and bad.

Fortunately, seeing the child in the side screen, the old couple quickly wiped off their sweat, looking for someone to cry.

……

Guo Degang: "(crying) We've only been married for a few years, I always think that when we were young, you would take me to the vegetable market to buy a diamond ring the next day we met."

Yu Qian: "Does the vegetable market sell diamond rings?"

Guo Degang: "You said you talked too much to me. Back then you said that there was a baby elephant in the zoo, and you said you would take me to see the baby elephant, but you were too busy, and you didn't go when the baby elephant died of old age."

Yu Qian: "Good guy."

Guo Degang: "The child doesn't know why you went to sleep, so just leave if you are cruel."

Yu Qian: "Is he dead?"

Guo Degang: "In any case, our mother and I have to live. Don't worry, I have to be worthy of you. I have to raise the child so that he can inherit your legacy."

Yu Qian: "That's great!"

Guo Degang: "Let him smoke and drink to burn his head."

Yu Qian: "Fuck you."

……

Hahahaha!

"it is good!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The old couple bowed, and thunderous applause erupted below. Every overseas colleague wanted to be popular, because they love cross talk so much and love two people so much.

And when they went down, Qi Yuncheng in a red coat and Luan Yunping in a blue coat were ready to go on stage.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Stove Kitchen"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!"

I heard the names of two people and the actors come out.

Thousands of people below gave applause as usual. Although they are abroad, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping are still known by many people.

He took a bow on stage and received some presents.

Qi Yuncheng's heart was beating very fast, so he came and ran all the way, and only rested for a while at the side screen, less than 5 minutes.

"Thank you everyone! All the overseas colleagues came to listen to the cross talk at night, which is very happy for us actors.

At the same time, this year is also the [-]th anniversary of Deyun, so I wish everyone a happy Chinese New Year. "

"It's all a mess, can it last?"

When Luan Yunping complained, the audience burst into laughter.

The atmosphere is here, it is rare to see actors, very excited.

Qi Yuncheng also knew that he couldn't make it, so he just talked nonsense to ease his mood.

And Guo Degang and Yu Qian, who had just come down from the side curtain, couldn't stay any longer, so they hurriedly called the children to inquire about the situation and see how long the next wave would be.

After making a phone call, I found out that I had already got off the airport, and I was relieved. The airport was at most 10 to [-] minutes, and Qi Yuncheng and the others didn't have to rush.

However, it was difficult enough to get down all the way, and the two of them sweated a lot.

And the gowns had to be taken off. There were only four or five gowns for a large group of actors, and they could only be worn in pairs.

"Brother, if you hadn't caught up with this time, you would never have the chance to wear the student blue in your life!" Guo Degang complained when he went backstage to drink water.

Yu Qian slowly put his coat aside, sat down to rest, and relaxed his previously tense spirit, "No, this trip is busy enough. I really have to go through everything."

The old two don't worry about anything after their mood settles down. They act calmly in front of the child because they need to give the child a backbone.

But who can not be in a hurry if an accident happens, what should they do if the plane cannot fly?
Afterwards, a series of things failed overseas audiences.

This time, the theater was in Sydney's Entertainment City, and more than 3000 people were seated, and many of the more than 3000 people came from other cities.

Even those who come to listen by plane may account for a quarter. If they delay, they feel very guilty.

After resting for a while, the old couple recovered.

Before they got off the airport, they didn't stop for a moment. The few gowns were still contacted by the audience. The audience said that they were lovers of cross talk, so they went to find them.

"Hey, I'll make another call to see if there are still people who haven't boarded the plane."

Guo Degang took out his mobile phone to contact there, while Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping performed lively on the stage.

The audience watched them without distraction.

Overseas performances are so rare, one should be cherished.

……

"Luan Yunping's father, you guys don't know, he is very good at cooking! Frying, frying, frying, boiling, stewing, and stewing. You can know how to make this dish just by looking at it. He is a folk culinary master."

"There is craftsmanship."

"At that time, I lived next to his father, and he asked me if I would learn, and he was my apprentice."

Qi Yuncheng put his hands into his sleeves and shook his head, "I can't cook, and I can't learn it. The old man is happy, it's okay, I'll teach you a unique skill first. No (two beeps)!"

"no?"

Luan Yunping was puzzled behind the table, not to mention he was puzzled, the overseas audience was also the same, wondering what new terms appeared in China.

Seeing that his partner didn't understand, Qi Yuncheng was delighted, "You didn't even know it when you were in college? It's a technical term in the chef industry for nothing!"

"What do you mean?"

Luan Yunping rolled up her sleeves as she asked, the gown was already worn, but it was too big.

"For example, your father has gone to work for others. Let's hold a happy event in this family. Let your father be the cook."

Looking in front of him, Qi Yuncheng raised his hand to gesture, and at the same time pulled his sleeves, "The pork prepared by others is about a hundred catties! Your father cut it into two pieces with one knife!
One piece is one catty, one piece is 99 catties. "

"Is this called two dollars?"

"One catty of this is for my family to hold a wedding, and 99 catties is taken home. This is called no!"

Luan Yunping supported the table in a daze for a long time, and finally amplified her voice, "This is stealing! Why not!"

Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, very reasonable, "Cooks don't steal grains and don't collect them. Why did you eat well when you were young, and your little face pinched a pocket of oil? It's all because your father came here and there."

"I'm still pinching a bag of lard?"

"Sometimes your father cooks like this at home, and when he messes with it, he will deny it. After denying it, he thinks it is at home, and then he takes it out again."

"It's a waste of effort." Luan Yunping said.

Qi Yuncheng nodded at himself, and then pointed elsewhere, "I was young and ignorant at that time, and I ran around with his father.

Once our backstage actor named Shaobing had a wedding at home and his father was released. "

"Is this a happy event?"

Qi Yuncheng nodded without hesitation, "His father is very good at sesame seed cakes. He is going to make twenty tables, so he invited your father. And your father took me to take this job."

"Running the shed is called that." Luan Yunping added.

"As soon as you enter the back kitchen, your father will be happy!"

Qi Yuncheng's excitement was visible to the naked eye, and he waved his five fingers together, "Half fan pig! Cut off the tail with a knife in his hand. The tail is for the Shaobing family to hold a wedding, and the half fan pig belongs to us. Give me a no! No! "

"Wait for a while." Luan Yunping suddenly didn't understand, and stopped, "Why is this half a pig?"

Qi Yuncheng felt uncomfortable, and complained: "I was only sixteen that year, and I was only one meter taller than my master, and this half-fan pig is taller than me."

"Okay! My master, little piggy! I don't know how short he is!"

Hahahahaha!
A word was lost, and the audience below cheered.

"I put on a big coat and took off the coat, and your father tied half a pig on my back with a rope, and I couldn't even stand up."

Unexpectedly, Qi Yuncheng staggered backwards, Luan Yunping was pulled back, fearing she might fall, "The back is too heavy."

Looking at the direction of three o'clock, Qi Yuncheng came back and said, "Your father told me, stand against the wall first, and sway over there! Your father looked again, there is still beef and mutton on the table, no!"

"Do you want to be clean?"

"The mutton is pierced with a rope, and the beef is pierced with a rope. Once it is hung around my neck, I can stand up in an instant."

Qi Yuncheng, who was still swaying back, stopped behind the microphone, and the audience imagined that the picture was interesting enough.

"Just stand still! Your father turned around and found a bag of rice next to him, no!"

Luan Yunping looked at her partner the whole time, and smacked her lips, "You're already like this, why don't you?"

"He asked me to unbutton my trousers, put the rice into my trouser legs, and tie the trouser legs underneath. Heh, I'm standing really well."

Qi Yuncheng raised his left leg and showed it to the audience below on the stage, "This leg is fine, and the right leg can't move at all. Looking back, your father has no yellow flowers, fungus, and small shrimps.

No into my right leg pants. "

"What does this look like?" Luan Yunping said.

After a sudden pause, Qi Yuncheng looked down, "Look at this freshly refined lard, which hasn't completely solidified yet.

Next to it was a pot of pig intestines.

Your dad is happy, no! "

One after another, Luan Yunping finally couldn't help complaining, "If my father came to Deyun to be a cook, Deyun wouldn't have so many fat people."

This is a joke, added by myself.

Overseas audiences may not be able to feel the actor's fat and thin changes, but Qi Yuncheng can feel it, the corners of his mouth can't help but rise, and he looks like holding something in one hand and oil in the other.

"Take a funnel and pour tons of oil from your father's pot into my intestines, with buttons on both sides, bulging, and put it around my waist."

Putting it in his waist, Qi Yuncheng bowed his head and tied a knot with both hands. Just as he was tying the knot, suddenly there was a little movement on the side screen.

Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang and Xiaoyue arrived.

The two in front, one in pink and the other in the blue coat of the uncle just now, are pretty good. Although their show is still a while away, they have to come out to remind people that they are here so that they are not in a hurry.

That's why the two of them felt relieved.

This time the performance was more than enough.