Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 481 The bastard in the daughter's mouth! 【Subscribe】

Pick up the allegro that has already been prepared.

Qi Yuncheng said in the direction of his grandfather, "You must pay!"

"I won't give you any money."

"Nothing."

After the voice fell, the voice of Allegro sounded on the stage, and at the same time the singing followed.

"Bamboo boards, I'll come into the street~~
One street and two alleys are good business, he also buys and sells, and also has the guise and signboard~~
The pretense is like a dragon playing in the water, and the one that blocks the cabinet is like Zijintai~~

When the abacus hits the cash cow, I will make a fortune from the shopkeeper~~

……

When you don’t buy a few hectares of land, three 500 yuan gadgets, it doesn’t matter whether you give it or not~~”

An allegro came out neatly.

Jin Wensheng watched the child from behind the table the whole time, but at the last sentence, he immediately got excited and waved his hand, "Go, go! Go, let me go!"

Qi Yuncheng was taken aback for a moment, and took two steps back.

"I told you to go, do you hear me?"

Without further ado, Jin Wensheng picked up the handkerchief and threw it towards the child's feet, as if chasing a beggar, "If you don't leave, I'll let the dog go."

"You still have dogs?"

"Guo De just came out to chase him away!"

Hahahahaha!
The Beizhan Theater was suddenly amused by the lovely old man. As expected of the grandpa and grandson, they are not bad at hurting others.

Not to mention that Guo Degang's swearing was taught by the old man.

As for Guo Degang, who was listening on the side screen, he was naturally happy, seeing the old man in good spirits.

As long as the old man is happy, he can't wait for him and Yun Cheng to hurt themselves a little more.

Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng was unconvinced with the allegro, picked up the white handkerchief thrown just now and sang: "You let me go, I can't go~~

I've been asking for a long time to start, but I don't have a penny. I'm a fool and I have to starve all night~~

I beg the master master, if you want to give me money, I will leave. "

"Go to the side for me quickly." Jin Wensheng raised his hand and still slammed people unceremoniously.

"You let me go, I may not go~~

I will go to tomorrow, who will eat, I have no house and no land, it all depends on the money from the shopkeeper, we can go as high as we want~~”

"Why do you want me?" Jin Wensheng asked again.

"Why? Big shopkeeper, listen to the details, we are the only ones who fight against Zhou Chao and other countries~~"

……

Word by word

Qi Yuncheng started to sing the allegro again, similar to the previous state when the beggar ran to the shopkeeper and begged for money.

And the old man must be happy to see the expression of the child working hard beside him, which is why he wanted to follow up with a paragraph, watching the child's performance steadily by his side on the stage.

There is a sense of sympathetic joy.

At the end of the song, several people talked about business.

Shoe shops, iron shops, hair shaving shops, and tofu shops have all been mentioned.

After finishing speaking, Jin Wensheng turned around and said, "I won't open a tofu store, I'll open a medicine store! Sing this for me!"

"What pharmacy?"

"Tongrentang!"

click.

Qi Yuncheng threw the baner on the table, very unhappy, "Stop singing."

"what happened?"

"I can't sing anymore. Let's not talk about it just now. Businesses are next to each other. Are you next to each other?"

"Of course they are next to each other." Jin Wensheng added.

"Are you familiar with the geography of Yanjing? There is a Tongrentang in Dashilan. There are steps down the south side of the road. Everyone has been there. Is there a tofu shop next to Tongrentang?"

"Have!"

Jin Wensheng agreed smoothly, "I always go to buy tofu, and there is a cross talker named Yu Qian! He always goes to Tongrentang to buy medicine, and I always meet him.

He always takes medicine, and I always eat tofu. "

Waving his hands, Qi Yuncheng was delighted, "You're calling it a bragging, don't say I don't have it, don't say you have it. Aren't there more than 2000 people sitting at the scene? Just ask, as long as they say yes, I will sing Tong Ren Tang for you." .”

"it is good!"

At this point, the old man looked at the audience below and said, and made a bow, "Everyone, Tongrentang is also called a medicine drawer in our industry. Not only did he tell the patriarch, but he also had to tell the name of the medicine, which may not be able to sing.

Do me a favor, is there a tofu shop next to Tongrentang? "

Question from the old gentleman.

The audience below looked at the state of the two of them and felt very good, because the two of them were not performing, but talking and joking on stage.

So how could the audience not cooperate.

"Have!!!"

Hearing the voice, Jin Wensheng opened his mouth and smiled happily, then looked at the child, "They said yes!"

"Yes, let's sing."

Picking up the allegro again, Qi Yuncheng took a breath and said, "Are you not guilty?"

"There is."

"Hey, this Tongrentang, it was originally opened as an old pharmacy~~

Mister is like the king of free hands, the king of medicine is sitting on it~~
The top ten famous doctors are listed on both sides~~
First worship the medicine queen and then you, then you are the great apprentice of the medicine prince~~

……

Pick up the licorice stick with the left hand, and hit the tangerine peel with the stick~~

The tangerine peel bleeds, and the blood drips on the papaya~~
Dasong pills, Xiaosong pills, fat sea, Diliuyuan, dog skin plaster for typhoid~~
I deliberately followed the name of the medicine and sang, I was afraid that the shopkeeper would not give me the money~~"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The last verse is over.

The audience gave a lot of applause.

This passage is all too familiar to the audience.

It is Tong Ren Tang.

At the same time, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly supported the old man to sit down. After standing for so long, he could see that he was really embarrassed, and he almost didn't leave the table the whole time.

Otherwise, they will not be able to support it.

It was barely better when I finally sat down.

But because the table was in the way, Qi Yuncheng pushed the old man aside a little.

"Thank you everyone! Just now I mainly performed a few allegrets. Really, it's the first time I told my grandpa on stage, do you still like it?"

Audience: "Like it!"

"Just like it! At the end, let's call all the actors! And my master!"

Turning around, Qi Yuncheng invited all the actors up.

The curtain call was nothing else.

Just chat and say something.

But when Guo Degang came to the husband, the theater was very lively.

The relationship between the two is really good.

Because of this, Jin Wensheng sat on the stage, looked at the dark audience below and spoke.

"More than ten years! I have been on the same stage for eight years! Now we are on the stage again!"

"Yes! In [-]!"

Guo Degang stood next to him and answered with a short figure, while the children next to him kept turning down their microphones.

At this time, after adjusting the microphone, Qi Yuncheng asked with a smile, "Then how did you know my master, grandpa?"

Joyful as soon as he said it, Jin Wensheng said, "I fell in love with him as soon as I first saw him, and he also fell in love with me! I also have love for my appearance, and he fell in love with me."

Guo Degang laughed happily when he heard it. People in their 40s, even if they are happy in front of their husbands, they are like children.

"Hey! We were poor in the past!" Jin Wensheng sat in a wheelchair and still talked to himself.

"Apprentice, you have to take care of those who talk about cross talk. If I have them, I might as well eat them.

So my father and I didn't know about it at that time. Later, in 1999, I was 69 years old. According to the rules in Tianjin, I was over nine but not ten.

So a group of comic talk talkers pooled 100 yuan for my birthday.

When I thought I couldn't afford them, they chipped in to hire me, and I didn't pay for nothing, I'm not stupid. "

Hahahahaha!
The old man's cute character drew laughter from the stage and the audience, yes, since others please don't eat for free.

Guo Degang nodded even more, "This is the truth."

"Right!" Jin Wensheng continued, "I'll go, and at the same time take advantage of this gathering... because there are young horses and a group of people talking about cross talk.

At that time, I thought about it, and I had an idea, let's borrow flowers to offer Buddha!
So I announced through wine that our father and I can't set a table, but we have always been a master-student relationship.

Shao Ma and I belong to the same family, although he is not as old as me, he is a generation older than me, so he can bring everyone together to bear witness.

In the past few years, many things have happened. Some people say that Guo Degang swears at people harshly, but I agree with everyone he swears, and I hate him for swearing too lightly. "

In a long paragraph, Jin Wensheng completely affirmed Guo Degang. The two have known each other for so many years, and they are almost as good as one person.

At the same time, hurry up, Jin Wensheng added.

"Yun Chengjie's child is very good, and recently opened a drum music club, and once opened, there are all kinds of voices on the Internet.

If someone dares to say that the child is wrong, I will scold him back the next day, those bk are purely for nothing!

I know jealousy! "

Audience: "Good!"

"Mr. Jin is very good!"

"The old man's personality is really straightforward, and it can be seen immediately that Guo Degang was indeed scolding lightly before."

"Swearing is a kind of learning. I have heard Mr. Pingshu and I know that half of it is storytelling, and the other half is cursing. You really want to continue listening to the cursing."

The theater became lively again for a while, but Qi Yuncheng was worried that if Grandpa Jin continued to scold so casually, the theater would still be available.

We must know that there is still a platform to record today's scene.

Fortunately, the daughter-in-law did not bring the daughter today, and now the daughter Xixi is growing the fastest.

Learn what to say, if you have to stay with Mr. Jin for a long time, you can't imagine the consequences.

Anyway, her small mouth dares to learn swearing, so she has to pinch it before she speaks.

……

A sneeze!

At this moment, in a villa complex on the Fourth Ring Road.

Xixi was sitting on the sofa playing with toys, and suddenly sneezed.

Song Yi, who was watching TV next to him, suddenly panicked. The child is most afraid of getting sick from a cold.

"Ouch, what's the matter? Did you catch a cold? My God!"

In a hurry, Song Yi turned around and touched the child's forehead, then pressed his face to hers, and finally took a thermometer to measure it when he was worried.

It was only when I found out that there was nothing wrong that I was finally relieved.

Even if you wear so much, you shouldn't catch a cold.

Once Xixi catches a cold and has a fever, the husband and wife will be in a hurry to die, but fortunately this girl is in good health unexpectedly.

"Your father will come back later, be good, and buy you something to eat then."

After speaking, Song Yi turned to continue watching TV, but suddenly Xixi let go of the plush toy and started crying.

“Wow wow wow!!!”

The corner of Song Yi's mouth twitched, he didn't offend her.

"What's the matter with you? Looking for noodles? I'll get you here! Noodles!"

Hearing the sound, the noodle that was originally in the nest ran happily, but when Song Yi got up and went to catch it, he quickly turned around and ran back into the nest.

But it couldn't run, and was forcibly brought over after a while.

But this time seeing the dog, Xixi was not happy anymore, and was still crying on the sofa.

I don't know how wronged I am.

Letting go of the dog, Song Yi understood why he was crying.

This is miss dad.

You may have heard the word dad just now.

These days Qi Yuncheng is quite busy, every morning he can't stay at home for too long, so he has to go to Tianjin Guqu Club to have a look.

After watching it, I came back to Yanjing to discuss today's Beijing Exhibition performance.

So she left early and returned late, and the girl didn't see her father much for a while.

"Don't cry, I told you that your father will be back later!"

"Ah~~"

Song Yi couldn't help it. She glanced at the time and found that it was past ten o'clock. How would it be appropriate to rush over to her father at this time.

The past is gone.

So she took out a pack of small biscuits from the tea table, opened the package, and slowly stuffed it into her open mouth.

Feel the taste in your mouth.

The crying stopped instantly, and the eyes finally opened, and he began to eat.

Song Yi was suddenly helpless.

"Do you miss your father or want to eat, stop so fast."

Xixi: "Eat it!"

"Are you still eating? If you are full, will you still eat what your father brought back later?"

Xixi didn't answer this sentence, she was already attracted by the biscuit.

Song Yi took a deep breath, hugged her daughter in her arms with both hands, and then the mother and daughter came to watch TV together.

There happened to be a channel broadcasting animals, Xixi really became interested while eating.

She liked it all.

Xixi: "Internet cafe!"

Song Yi: "What?"

Xixi: "Internet cafe!"

"??"

Song Yi hugged her daughter and didn't understand the words. Can she understand the concept of surfing the Internet?It shouldn't be, it's so old, I'm afraid the phone doesn't even know what it is.

But when he realized it, he couldn't help laughing, "Bastard? What kind of Internet cafe, and besides, it's a sea turtle, how did you learn it.

who taught you this! "

"Wang Ba!"

The girl with a baby voice kept chanting words that sounded like curses, but this time she read them clearly, I don't know how quickly she learned them.

Song Yi's stomach hurts immediately, the little girl's family is not a boy, how can she shout this every day.

"Turtle! Remember, it's a turtle! It's fine even if you call it a turtle!"

"Wang Ba!"

"Oh, whatever you want!"

Song Yi was too lazy to argue with her, and quietly watched TV waiting for her husband to come back, while asking her daughter to recognize other animals.

On the other side, Qi Yuncheng bowed again to thank the audience after completing all the performances in the Beijing Exhibition, and pushed his grandfather off the stage.

Happy tonight.

It's rare for grandpa to come and play together on stage.

"Speaking of that little girl, Yuncheng is going to accept it." Jin Wensheng brought up this matter when he came backstage. When he was watching the Guqu Club before, Qi Yuncheng took Lanlan to visit her husband.

Mr. can certainly remember.

"Soon, maybe in August!" Guo Degang replied.

"It's really fast. Yuncheng is going to accept apprentices. Unfortunately, I'm afraid it will be difficult for me to come here again. I just stood for a while and my waist was a little uncomfortable."

"Father, look!"

Hearing a feeling of discomfort, Guo Degang was very anxious. His legs and feet were not good, so he insisted on standing.

Qi Yuncheng didn't say a word, he squatted beside the wheelchair to help the old man rub his hands.

Jin Wensheng showed a smile and bent slightly, "Just this side, just a little bit here, just rub it.

After all, people are old, no matter how bad their legs, feet and waist are, they don't know how long they can live. "

(End of this chapter)