Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 443 Did You Sell Your Kidney to Others?Give so much? 【Subscribe】

"Every department is ready! The final countdown is ten seconds! Ten, nine, eight... three, two, one! The audience applauds and welcomes!!"

The moment the recording starts.

Accompanied by the voice of the on-site director, the enthusiasm of the audience was forced to stir up, but when Guo Degang showed up, the enthusiasm became spontaneous.

"Ladies and gentlemen, all the viewers and friends in front of the TV, good evening! Welcome to Dragon TV's happy comedians!

Tonight is the birth of the King of Comedy and the second half of our grand finale.

The finals adopt a wheel-to-wheel competition system, with two-two duels.

The voting rate of 70.00% in this game is added to the voting rate of 30.00% in the previous game.

Comedians with the lowest cumulative votes will be eliminated directly.The comedians with the highest cumulative votes will face the next round of two-two duels.

Then five hundred viewers, every keystroke you make determines their fate.

First of all, invite our first comedian to compete!Qiao Shan! "

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Amid the applause, the red curtain slowly opened.

But the moment it was pulled away, the whole stage was glowing with immortality under the light, and Qiao Shan sat in the middle of the stage and started his cultivation of immortality.

This time his sketch also tells about the stories that happened in the basement.

There is a little sensational taste.

But it's the last issue, and everyone has a desire to express themselves in this regard.

So both the audience and the actors in the waiting room are watching very seriously.

After his performance, the performances of Song Xiaobao, Jia Ling and other teams followed.

After the performance, Jia Ling's skit about Doraemon stood at the end and won 45.86% of the votes.

Knowing this, Qi Yuncheng and others who are about to appear on the fourth program are indeed a little stressed, because they directly crush the data of the top two.

This situation is a bit different from the previous life.

But the three works seem to have one thing in common, that is, they all bring out a touch of touching or sensationalism in the end.

At this moment, after the duel, Guo Degang once again introduced the next program.

"From the end of the Qing Dynasty to the present, in about 150 years of history, the stage of cross talk is colorful. One person does stand-up cross talk, two people do counterpart cross talk, and three people up is group cross talk.

We have various forms of cross talk, so Qi Yuncheng and the others decided to give it a try today and present a cross talk show for everyone.

But here comes the trouble, usually there are only two people talking at a table, at most one Yu Qian will come to fight in groups.Therefore, the props department loves Qi Yuncheng and loves it. I didn't expect to collect all these accounts in the last issue.

Rehearsals, costumes, and actors are all troublesome, especially actresses are more nervous for us, so Qi Yuncheng sent his own daughter-in-law.

Expect or not! ! "

"expect!!!"

Speaking of this little piece of information, the audience sat below and shouted wildly.

Not just them.

The rest of the actors in the waiting room were a little stunned. The good guy invited the uncle and the master in the last episode, and this episode will directly bring the daughter-in-law over, not such fun.

However, they also wondered who Qi Yuncheng's daughter-in-law was. After all, the current Song Yi hadn't appeared too much in the public eye.

At most a small group of iron fans know.

"Okay! Let's applaud and invite Qi Yun from Deyun Club to form a team!"

The applause burst out again.

It stands to reason that when it was broadcast on TV, there should be some interviews with the actors and some clips that the program team went to Deyun backstage to shoot.

But this is just recording, so when the red curtain opened again, the whole cross talk drama started.

The stage was very lively. It was set up in a small teahouse, with a few tables of people drinking tea behind it. At the same time, Qin Xiaoxian, Liu Xiaoting, Shang Xiaoju, seven or eight people who were invited temporarily were sitting beside the table.

The audience is watching off the stage, and they are watching on the stage.

However, it was not Qi Yuncheng who appeared in the first scene, but Gao Feng, who was already a little fat and dressed as the shopkeeper of the Qing Dynasty.

"Everyone, everyone! Since our Deyunxuan teahouse opened! Thanks to everyone for your help! And we have added something since we have added something. What are the four great Xu Shengjin, what are the four famous Dan, the masters of the storytelling world? , none of them have been here.

But today is fine, we have a good thing here.

A new comic actor specially invited from Dabeiping!Dou Tianbao, Liang Dayuan, waiting for you!OK! "

Audience: "OK!!!"

"welcome!"

On the stage arranged by the small teahouse.

Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng in coats opened the curtain and appeared.

Facing the audience's welcome, the two bowed their hands in gratitude.

At the same time, Jia Ling suddenly wondered in the resting place, "The one next to him is Yue Yunpeng!"

"Correct!"

"I feel that he is also quite popular, and I can often see him around Mr. Guo."

"There is also a song of the five rings, which many people know about recently. It came out with Pancake Man."

"I'll just say it."

……

……

"Our two brothers will serve you for a while!" Qi Yuncheng said while standing on the arranged stage.

Yue Yunpeng said: "Show your strength."

"Look, there are quite a lot of people in the teahouse today. My God, this is about rich wives and aunts!"

"It's all here."

"Let's talk about it today." Qi Yuncheng patted Yue Yunpeng's shoulder, "Anyone who can't speak well is a puppy."

"It is a must."

"Our guy has a very fast mind, can you learn three sentences from me?"

"Come back."

"I say three sentences, and you learn the first word of each sentence."

"no problem."

"Let me tell you something today."

"this!"

"I'm very happy!"

"Heart."

"Who is your father?"

"you!"

"Eh!"

"I'll go to you!"

Hahahahaha!
Laughter rang out, some from the role-playing on stage deliberately, and some from the audience amused by the burden.

But at this moment the whole stage went dark.

Then a beam of light shone on a relatively high box stand on the right. Above the stand were naturally Song Yi and Liu Yan.

When seeing them, the audience's eyes widened.

Liu Yan and the others definitely knew each other, but the one next to him was different.

"My God, it's so beautiful."

"Is she really Qi Yuncheng's daughter-in-law??"

"Yes! It has also appeared on other shows before."

"A good-looking one! No wonder you got married so early, it's a perfect match."

"All the daughters-in-law and daughters-in-law are here to help out, this damn dog food."

……

Amid the amazed gazes of the audience, Song Yi said with a smile on his face, "Okay, that's really interesting! Eh? Aunt 73, why aren't you happy?"

Sitting next to him, Liu Yan snorted coldly, "What's so cool about it! American colorful movies are so good, this stuff is boring."

"I don't care, I just came to see him. As long as I have him, I'm happy."

"Oh, I said silly girl, don't think about it, just listen to the cross talk and have fun." Liu Yan put on a show, "He just talked about cross talk, you are the daughter of the Tianjing security commander. How can they be together when they are so different.”

Song Yi immediately retorted, "I don't care about you, you are just my father's No.70 third-bedroom wife."

"No." Liu Yan suddenly trembled, "I ran away from the first room, and now I am the second room of No.70."

When I said it, the audience had smiles on their faces.

At the same time, the stage finally lit up.

Gao Feng looked at Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng and kept being polite.

"Hard work, hard work! Hard work, the two bosses."

"Should be!"

"Then I'll be busy first."

After being polite, the shopkeeper left. Qi Yuncheng stood in the middle of the stage and pointed to the actor who was playing the guest on the stage, "Man, there is something in his eyes! What should you do? Ask for money."

"Alright senior brother, I want money."

Yue Yunpeng bent over and asked people for money with a tray.

As for Qin Xiaoxian, Liu Xiaoting and others who were watching the show, they took out money from their own pockets and put it on it as agreed.

But after Yue Yunpeng came back after finishing his lap, Qi Yuncheng looked at the tray unhappy, and pointed in the direction where the master was sitting, "I don't know how to ask for money, you have to pick the rich one. Who is rich?" !!"

Following the senior brother's hand and looking at the master, Yue Yunpeng immediately ran over, and the audience also became excited, they like to watch the apprentice find fault with the master.

"Master! Your words are appreciated!" Yue Yunpeng yelled clearly with his widow's voice.

Sitting on the chair, Guo Degang looked at Yue Yunpeng proudly, "Have you brought a POS machine?"

"..."

Originally, he wanted to make things difficult for Master, but when he slipped away, Yue Yunpeng straightened up, and complained bluntly, "You won't grow any longer."

Hahahaha!

Amidst the laughter, Yue Yunpeng began to turn around and ask the audience below for money, but this was all symbolic, in order to wander around to the high stands of the boxes.

"Everyone, there is a box here. The box is full of rich people, I want to go!"

"Speaking of cross talk!" In response, Liu Yan yelled from above, and smiled.

"Hey, here we come."

As soon as he raised his head, Yue Yunpeng stared at Liu Yan in a daze. Coupled with the background music, a fool would know that he fell in love with it. After twisting for a while.

The tray slowly lifted up, "You...forget it, I'll give you all the money!"

"You come back to me!!"

Seeing that he gave all the money to others, how could Qi Yuncheng be happy on the big stage, "Where's the money?"

Yue Yunpeng pointed in Liu Yan's direction, "Give it to her."

"Why?"

"She called me and smiled at me."

Out of anger, Qi Yuncheng looked at an audience below, "This big brother also laughed, why don't you give it to others?"

"Hey, brother! Am I innocent?"

"Go back!"

"Don't come back, it's not good-looking."

"I'm going to ask for it!!!"

Pushing away Yue Yunpeng's fat body, after a few steps, Qi Yuncheng came to the vicinity of the stands, which were erected and condescending.

"This lady... let me tell you this! The city wall is so high that it is all thanks to the help of everyone. We look at strangers with our feet on our feet. We all remember your kindness to us. We will remember your kindness when we pick up the porridge bowl." .

Just now, this guy, who was blinded by lard for a while, and eccentric for a while, made a little joke for you.

Your lord has a lot, you give us back the money. "

Song Yi took a deep breath, slowly got up from the seat, picked up the sack placed next to him and poured it on his husband's head, the ground was full of silver notes and gold.

Qi Yuncheng was stunned below holding the money in his hand, and silently looked at Yue Yunpeng, "Did you sell your kidney to someone else? How much?"

Hahahahaha!
One sentence amuses the audience, and Qi Yuncheng hastily and respectfully stood under the role played by the daughter-in-law and replied, "Miss, do you see that you are giving too much?"

Song Yi sat back slowly, returned to the lady in the coat, looked down at Qi Yuncheng and said, "Dou Tianbao, do you still know me?"

Looking up, Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi met each other's eyes.

The mixed emotions of the two made a girl in the front row below so excited that she was dying of excitement, especially the girl who came with her best friend, who wanted to slap the other's thigh swollen.

There is really no way to envy.

But clapping and clapping, the stage darkened again.

A beam of spotlights shone on Qi Yuncheng's body, saying affectionately.

"It's hard for me to calm down. Three years ago, we were classmates and friends at Yenching University. At that time, we had made a private decision for life. Because of my family's decline, I had no choice but to go to the sea to pursue art.

I swore I would never see her again, how did she come today? "

The spotlight went out, and then hit Song Yi again.

"My heart is hard to be at peace, Dou Tianbao! At Yenching University, you left me far away, but I never forgot you. We meet here today, and I hope you fulfill your original love promise."

Two paragraphs of heartfelt words.

The young couple were all involved in the show, and the audience watched with gusto.

However, at this moment the spotlight turned to Yue Yunpeng's big face.

"At this time, my heart is hard to calm!"

"What's difficult for you to calm down? Just stay and go." From the darkness, Qi Yuncheng was pushed away by Yue Yunpeng without saying a word, and in exchange for a lot of joyful sounds below.

Crosstalk dramas are sometimes like this, with a lot of baggage interspersed in serious stories.

After being pushed a few times, Yue Yunpeng looked back at his senior brother in puzzlement and asked, "Why is there so much money?"

"I don't know where to go. I'm asking for money."

The voice fell, and the first act ended.

It was quiet for a few seconds.

The password sounded.

"Run and go, 121! 121! Stand still!"

Four guards came up on the outer ring path of the big stage, but each of these four was no better than the other.

Yang Hetong, the fat man, the captain of the youth team was panting after a few steps, and Luan Yunping was not bad, but she was wearing a pair of glasses, so she was completely blind.

The other two are not much better, one is Zhang Helun's partner Lang Heyan and Uncle Yu's apprentice Feng Zhaoxiang.

It can be said that he is a person who can be used, and this time Qi Yuncheng has used it.

"Hahahaha!"

The four stood up, and Yan Hexiang came on stage wearing the commander's clothes, came among the four and began to introduce himself.

"Thanks to the great president's cultivation, he was listed as a brother to support him, and he was appointed as the commander of the Jingwei security in Xiatian! Since he took office, the army has been very strict and the place has been peaceful.

Those bastards, hooligans, murderers and arsonists, I spent some money and sent them to other provinces.

Oh, I said, where are we? "

"Report to Commander!!" Luan Yunping immediately saluted Yang Hetong, which surprised Yang Hetong.

"Marshal, are you there? Are you there? Marshal!!"

Yan He stomped beside him with his hands behind his back, "What kind of eyes are you looking at? I'm over here!"

Luan Yunping saluted and turned around slowly, "Report to the commander, this may be a teahouse!"

Pointing at Luan Yunping, Yan Hexiang said speechlessly: "It's useless to ask you with your eyes, is it a teahouse?" '

Luan Yunping: "Can I finish the ceremony?"

"After the ceremony! Take a break!"

Looking at him, Yan Hexiang stopped fiddling and continued to speak his lines, "It's a teahouse, where is my daughter?"

"dad!!"

A crisp voice appeared, and Song Yi and Liu Yan trotted out from the right side of the stage.

Yan Hexiang looked happy, "Girl, I've been looking for you for a long time."

"Father, let me tell you something. I fell in love with someone who talks about cross talk."

The character at this moment is completely what the role needs. Song Yi's performance has no sense of disobedience, especially Yan Hexiang, who looks very disgusted with his hands behind his back.

"How can you fall in love with talking about cross talk?"

"Ouch." Liu Yan said next to him, "I also fell in love with someone who talks about cross talk."

Yan Hexiang looked at the two girls from left to right, "You two want to piss me off? Can our family fall in love with a cross talk talker? Are there any good people who talk about cross talk? Let me tell your daughter, if you do what you say, I will Break your legs."

Song Yi stood aside feeling a little wronged.

And Yan Hexiang looked at Liu Yan's direction, wishing she would walk away, "If you can't do what you say, I'll break your legs too!
Come on, follow me! "

Several guards listened to the order and began to leave from the left side of the stage, but Luan Yunping, who had bad eyesight, wanted to go from the right, and immediately collided with Yan He.

It caused a lot of laughter.

I didn't expect Luan Yunping to be able to play a blind man in this cross talk drama, and the scenes given were quite enough.

"there!!"

Luan Yunping: "Huh?"

"Oh, you are my real father!"

Grabbing Luan Yunping, Yan Hexiang left with a few people, and then the stage was once again darkened.

This is the end.

Looking at the stage, the audience and actors can actually see the intentions of Qi Yuncheng and others, whether it is the employment or the stage, they are all very good.

It can be said that it subverted the impression of the previous ten issues.

So Guo Degang was very relieved sitting on the edge of the stage, he never thought that a variety show could force Yun Cheng and the others out.

It is not easy.

But Shengteng, who had been playing last, was a little embarrassed.

That is, if he didn't bring Qi Yuncheng so ruthlessly, he would bring his own daughter-in-law.

So they have to prepare quickly.

Their performance this time is related to zombies. Whether it is Shengteng or Mary, their costumes are all in a messy direction.

Although it has been done a long time ago, we will pay more attention to each other to ensure that there is no mistake in any detail during the performance.

"Three minutes on stage, ten years off the stage! Every actor who came on stage just now performed very well." Mary sat down quietly and said while watching the broadcast.

"They're all Qi Yuncheng's seniors. He brought his whole family to compete in the performance." Sheng Teng complained with a full smile. The competition is the competition. Their relationship is not bad, and the tickets for the September Gangsi Festival are all bought.

That is to say, thinking of this, Shengteng turned around and asked his entire team.

"Are you all free to go then? Let's join in the fun too."

"It's all free. It's so hard for you to invite another guest. If we don't go, we will regret it forever." Mary replied, even with a bit of excitement in her tone, because Sheng Teng could never meet a guest in eight lifetimes.

"Am I usually not generous?"

"Have you ever been generous?"

"Well, I won't talk about this. I can't reveal my first impression in Qi Yuncheng's mind. And I don't know how the young man can be so handsome now. Look at how many little girls are excited when they put on the coat."

Sheng Teng had to say this when he watched Qi Yuncheng appear on the stage. In terms of appearance, Qi Yuncheng is indeed not bad, which is one of the reasons why he is so popular.

But these days, there are very few people who can eat in terms of appearance, otherwise, how could Shengteng himself make himself into such a state.

Even if it is still good now, it will really become an uncle in the future.

(End of this chapter)