Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 417 Sing this?From now on, my daughter will take the lead in rebelling against the three vulgarities when she sees it! 【Subscribe】

More and more people came to Yanjing Gymnasium.

However, there are tens of thousands of seats, even if you want to fill them up at the first time, it is indeed too much.

The audience is sparse everywhere, but there is no movie anywhere.

Of course, this is just the beginning, and when there are really more people, the spacious stadium is no longer the same, all the seats are almost filled, looking around, it seems that in such a short ten minutes, the auditorium has become black and dense And all kinds of voices.

When it was almost 07:30, tens of thousands of spectators were fully formed, and everyone was lively discussing the performance that they came to watch this time.

"This time, the two of us managed to grab Qi Yuncheng's ticket. It was not easy."

"It's been almost a year. It's been almost a year. Do you know how long we've been waiting? I have to say that Qi Yuncheng is really willing."

"Did you see that little girl on Weibo? She's so cute, she's so small, she really answered the words in the joke, her face can be squeezed out of water."

"Qi Yun has given birth to a baby in Chengdu. I don't even have a date yet. I think I can turn on the cloud to raise a child. It is indeed so beautiful. The baby has definitely inherited the beauty of his parents."

……

……

A large number of audience members talked about some things about Qi Yuncheng. It is true that his childbirth is the biggest highlight of the day. Maybe we can see him bring the child to the stage in the future.

Who doesn't know that Deyun is a group of daughter slaves, and that little girl will not be spoiled to death.

In addition, it can be understood from the fact that Mr. Guo kept posting photos of the little girl that day, the good guy posted a total of sixteen pictures of the little girl sleeping.

I don't know how many people commented and liked it.

And just when tens of thousands of people were making noise.

Finally, there was a slight movement on the big stage in the middle.

After the big red curtain opened, several beautiful hosts came to the stage to give their opening speeches. There were tens of thousands of people in the room. How could the host invited by the organizer be bad.

But no matter how good-looking the host is, the performance must continue, and the first pair of actors will be announced after a while.

The first pair is Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang.

Their appearance is to warm up this huge venue. Year after year, the skills of the two of them are also changing day by day. The opening of the previous college show may have been awkward.

Now it is almost 2015, and the corresponding skills and experience are much better.

After finishing a traditional joke "Dang Xing Lun"!
A beautiful host came to the stage to announce the curtain again.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Red Events"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"

With a sweet smile, the host started to walk towards the next door, and she hadn't even taken a few steps in this walk.

It was as if Kong Yunlong had fired nearly ten thousand firecrackers in the entire stadium for ten thousand people, and all of them went off at this moment with a bang, because the actors had already appeared to be seen by the audience as soon as the host left.

Even if they were still on the sidelines, they still couldn't stop the excitement and joy in their hearts.

"Good guy, how many cannons do I have to shoot to make such a movement!"

The two came on stage, it was impossible for Kong Yunlong and the others not to stand on the side screen and watch, even if they didn't watch, they would still be frightened by these movements from the backstage
Shaobing and Xiao Si belonged to the latter group, just after eating, they ran up when they heard the noise.

After hearing what the third brother said, Shaobing said firmly, "The two of us fired enough cannons that day, and you were blown up. In today's situation, the gymnasium can blow up."

"It's already fried! Shaobing, think about how you pick it up."

"Yeah! How on earth is this going to be answered? It is estimated that after the performance, the audience will inevitably make a fuss. They would have known that I had started."

……

While the senior brothers were gossiping, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping had already arrived to adjust the microphones and prepare for the cross talk talk, and at the same time some came to give gifts.

Seeing this gift again, Qi Yuncheng felt very kind, and finally came again.

Can look forward to this.

"Yuncheng! Yuncheng! This is a diaper for a child!!"

"Will the baby like this bear?"

"And here, the clothes made for children, you can see if you can wear them."

"It's for the baby too."

A bunch of gifts, Qi Yuncheng found out that they were all for children, nearly 70.00% of them were like this.

Only a small part was for him and Luan Yunping.

After picking up the things, ask someone to help take them down.

Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone after a long absence and spoke, "Is it because I haven't been on stage for a long time that the audience has changed, why are all the gifts given are children's, she received more gifts than me no matter how old she is.

And no one likes me like before, am I too angry? "

"No!!!"

"Qi Yuncheng, I like you!!"

"Love you!!"

As soon as the actor said that the girls below were not good enough, they shouted at the top of their voices on the spot, and their excitement was stronger than ever.

Qi Yuncheng was very happy, and looked up at the audience in the stadium, "It's true that I haven't performed for a long time, and I mainly stay at home with my wife, and now the child is born.

It's called Xixi!It's already full moon, she's a girl, but she's making trouble at home all day, which annoys her mother so much.

She has to go back quickly after the performance, or her mother will go crazy.

Forget it, don't talk about this, let's talk about something serious. "

"Keep talking!!" The audience seemed to want to know about the baby, and some audience members in the front row continued to encourage.

Qi Yuncheng frowned, "I can't say too much, you spent money, you can't just come here for this."

Luan Yunping finally spoke at this time, "It is necessary to talk about cross talk, we have time to ask for it today."

"Then who are we talking about? Let me talk about Luan Yunping's father. His father is really nice, but unfortunately he is not married."

"Wait a minute." Luan Yunping suddenly reached out to stop her partner, "Let's not talk about whether your transfer is hard or not, where did I come from when he is not married?"

"Hey! You came later, you only got married after you got married."

Only then did Luan Yunping understand, "Didn't you get married in the first place?"

"I was married and had children in my 20s. Your father was different at that time. He got married late. He was mainly busy doing good deeds on the street all day long. How could he have time to care about his life's major affairs? For this reason, the matchmakers in Yanjing City were a sensation!

Luan Dashan, who wants to guarantee this marriage and pay it off?It so happened that a matchmaker came to your house to look for your father, and as soon as she entered the courtyard she shouted, "Where is Mr. Luan Dashan?"Where is the good man?Who gave it to the gelding? "

"You're a cockroach?" Luan Yunping said, and the audience laughed happily below, "Do you know that there is no one called that?"

"Your father comes out! The matchmaker looked at it: Let me tell you, you are not too young, and it's time to start a family. It would be nice to have someone to take care of you.

OK, is there a fit?
That said, there is a family living there, that is your grandma's house, and your father is very happy to let her talk about it. "

Luan Yunping waved her hand, "Talk to someone."

"The matchmaker turned around and ran to your grandma as if she had received the imperial edict." Qi Yuncheng stretched out a thumb and praised, "Your grandma's family is a big family in Yanjing City, and they live in Dashilan, Qianmen, and several alleys belong to their family , is it the Seventh Hutong or the Nineth Hutong?"

"Bada Hutong." Luan Yunping understood what her partner was going to say, so she said it first.

As soon as Qi Yuncheng said it, he nodded with a smile, "It seems that later generations know."

"What a mess, it's not about these places, it can't be there at all."

"Anyway, it's an old house. The matchmaker came to the door and took a look! Then I looked again and found your uncle standing at the door. Your uncle thought that he was a top student at Peking University. He was on vacation at the moment, standing at the door with righteous thoughts." Write a book."

After gesturing at his own size, Qi Yuncheng continued, "It must be about 1.7 meters tall, with a shaved head and a slight beard, shirtless and strapped, wearing sandals underneath, and two hairtail tattoos on his chest. .”

"Oh!" Luan Yunping corrected seeing her partner embarrassing her here, "It's not hairtail."

"Tama?" Qi Yuncheng wondered.

"What sole? That's Erlong Xizhu. The key is, is this the dress of a literati?"

"Of course he is a literati, especially the book in his hand is worth talking about."

"The Four Great Masterpieces?"

"The gold bottle is gone."

"How can anyone read this book openly?"

"Eh?" Suddenly Qi Yuncheng laughed and pointed at Luan Yunping, "So you read it secretly, right? With words or pictures? With pictures? I said why the safe in Master's house is missing a copy It was painted, you stole it."

After the voice fell, the audience found the taste in an instant.

At the same time, all kinds of information were exposed, and Mr. Guo actually hid this thing in a safe?How much love is this?And there's absolutely nothing less to look at than either of these guys.

Luan Yunping was also helpless behind the table. It's not impossible to say it casually here, but she accompanied her partner to pick up this thing, "I haven't acted much for a year, and I need to relieve my fatigue."

Hahahahaha!
Three points and seven points, Luan Yunping said with a smile, the audience was very happy in the theater.

And Qi Yuncheng was also happy, but he had to get back to the topic, "When the matchmaker came to this house, your uncle was overjoyed: go into the house, it's a busy day, and the house is a check-in at the box office."

"Why is there still a box office?"

"Old Yanjing people pay attention to this. The box office is where people who like to sing gather together, and they also invite a string teacher to engage in amateur activities at home. The period of the activity is called the card."

"Really?" Luan Yunping couldn't believe it.

"When you go to the house, everyone in the room is singing chaqu and single-string chaqu, and single-string chaqu is singing high-end things. Right now your mother is singing."

"She does."

"At that time she was still young, she was a little girl! Standing there and singing, the string master played the door, your mother played the octagonal drum, and sang Feng Hua Xue Yue, which is actually more elegant than Kunqu Opera."

Luan Yunping smiled and asked, "What are you singing?"

Qi Yuncheng sighed with emotion, "It's really nice to sing."

"You learn."

"Singing about the red sun rolling down on the west slope, the young couple sat on the kang and touched Shiba, touched their heads..."

"Huo, Shibamo, stop me, this is our comeback performance, I won't seal the box with you."

Hahahahaha!
call~~

Luan Yunping panicked, and a group of people below booed. You must know that Qi Yuncheng had also sung Shibamo before, and although he hadn't finished singing, his memory was still fresh.

Qi Yuncheng was also a little embarrassed, pretending to wipe his cold sweat with a white handkerchief, "It seems that we have seen too much."

"Look less."

"We also have limited time so we won't sing the whole song. Anyway, the matchmaker told your grandma what she wanted to do. That's great. The girl can't stay when she gets older. She stays and stays for revenge. As soon as Jin Lian goes out this time, I'll be sure, you know?"

"My mother's name is Jinlian?"

"I didn't say that your master's surname is Pan."

"Isn't this still Pan Jinlian?"

"You're welcome!" Qi Yuncheng imitated the old man's tone and muttered in a low voice, "I'll be at ease as soon as Jinlian goes out, and you'll have to bother to find someone for Ping'er, Shaoyao, and Peony in the future."

"Well, our family really lives in Bada Hutong."

"As soon as this matter is settled, come back and announce the good news to your father. The old man is so happy that he arranges for someone to clean up the house. He is ready to marry the object of application."

"Finally married." Luan Yunping said.

"I was busy working in the house today, and nine monks came in as soon as I lifted the curtain. Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!"

"What kind of happiness does the monk say?"

Qi Yuncheng pointed at the table and said solemnly: "Your father should be friends with monks! Several master masters are here, good people, we are here to read scriptures for you.

Chanting scriptures, reciting the Sutra of Increasing Amplification and Longevity. "

"That's awesome."

Qi Yuncheng clasped his hands together with a very pious attitude, "We are about to read it. Your father suddenly said wait a while, I will read it after lying down."

"Lie down and listen?"

"I have a status! I am afraid of catching a cold and make a white list for myself."

"Okay, we're talking about the funeral meeting."

"After reading the scriptures, until the day of the wedding, eight large sedan chairs came to your grandma's house in a mighty manner. As a result, your grandma refused to close the door."

"Huh?" Luan Yunping tilted her head and looked at Qi Yuncheng extremely curiously, "Why didn't you give it?"

"It's learned, avoid evil spirits! Your mother stamped her feet and beat her chest in the house. If I don't go, I won't go. I hate getting married."

Luan Yunping: "What?"

Qi Yuncheng: "I got married in those years."

Luan Yunping: "Huh? Are you married?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Grandma is also angry, don't talk nonsense, what time is it, don't waste the time, you really don't want to go?

Don't go.

OK, don't go, right? "

Luan Yunping: "What's the matter?"

Qi Yuncheng: "I'll go."

"Come back." Luan Yunping grabbed Qi Yuncheng who was about to leave, "There is no such thing."

"Your grandma is afraid of delays! After persuading her in a while, I have no choice but to go. After changing into red and green clothes, I still wear a hijab on my head, with four gold characters on it for foot care and health care."

"Is there such a thing? The dragon and the phoenix make auspiciousness!"

"I don't always understand, anyway, I can write anything. Someone came out and opened the sedan chair curtain, and sent your mother inside. Put down the sedan chair curtain, and your grandma came out of the big house crying."

"That's what hurts."

"My daughter is my mother's darling. You see that the sky is fine together, so you are reluctant to leave. Your third aunt is holding your mother by the arm. Don't cry."

Qi Yuncheng hunched over, crying and saying: "Don't stop me, I feel bad when your sister is gone, I have to cry."

"Then cry out." Luan Yunping helped to quote from the side.

"It can be said that it's my short-lived girl who didn't call Ying Ying~~cry girl, your life is short~~"

The more she listened, the weirder she became, but this time Luan Yunping didn't make much movement, she just said, "Won't my third aunt sing a few words?"

"Call out to Second Sister and I won't be able to return it~~"

"Stop singing about you, is Sanjie Yang suing? Where are you going?"

"Third Aunt advises you not to cry, hurry up. Put down the sedan chair curtain, and your grandma takes out one and sticks it on the sedan chair: the goods are sold and will not be returned or exchanged!"

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Luan Yunping was speechless, "Don't post this."

"Eight carried a big sedan chair and drove to your father's place. When you came to the door, your father closed the door and left."

"No more?"

"What a temper! As soon as the voice finished speaking, four hooligans came around the corner, we want us!"

"No!" Luan Yunping became angry, "Who wants to give it to whom?"

"It's not very hard work, firecrackers are going off around the door! Your father is going to this station, throwing a lot of money! Many children and beggars have come to grab the money."

"join in the fun."

"While robbing money and cursing at the same time."

"What are you scolding?"

"The money was pulled back with a rope tied to it." Qi Yuncheng pretended to be pulling the rope back.

Luan Yunping was embarrassed to complain when she saw it, "What kind of human nature?"

"The old man is generous."

"Eight carried a big sedan chair and walked inside. There were flames in the basin at the gate, and the waiter was pouring a glass of wine on it. The days are booming."

"This is called a brazier."

"Your father is coming before you want to throw it. Stop, what's the use of the kindling, I have gasoline in the house."

Luan Yunping was taken aback, "Huo, you know it's burning? I'll be gone by then."

Qi Yuncheng also hurriedly stopped him, "Everyone stopped me and said you don't want to be foolish, and then they surrounded the newcomers together. The courtyard was full of relatives and friends. The old man was so happy. He took off his clothes in front of everyone and put on new clothes."

"There is no such thing, go to the back room and change."

"Go into the room and change into a full set of wedding clothes, and once the curtain is drawn, everyone is happy. The old man blushed when he lowered his head."

"what happened?"

"No pants!"

"Go to hell."

……

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Waves of applause reverberated in the gymnasium. When it reverberated, the two of them went to the side curtain, and then Gao Feng told the time, and then came back to return to the field.

They have a lot of programs today, and one of them is a chat with Teacher Gao Feng.

And when they came back, the audience was extremely excited, "Eighteen touches!!"

"Sing an eighteen touch!"

After returning to the microphone, Qi Yuncheng had nothing to say, "It's still [-] touches! I really sang it. How does my daughter feel when she sees this video when she grows up?
She has to take the lead against the three vulgarities. "

Hahahahaha!
Talking and laughing, Qi Yuncheng is the easiest to throw out some jokes at these casual times, and then start to talk a little bit later.

After that, there are many other shows for him.

However, when he was performing very lively in the ten-thousand-person business show, Song Yi at home was walking around the house alone with the child in his arms.

There is no way not to leave, this girl seems to like this.

I have gradually begun to be dissatisfied with the feeling of just staying in my arms.

"Lanlan, are you trying to coax her to upgrade or lack some nutrition?"

At the moment, Zhou Gulan was carefully helping to mix the milk powder, and also tested the temperature. She was very nervous and excited when she came into contact with the baby for the first time.

At the same time, feeding the baby with a feeding bottle is also her task as an apprentice.

"I heard that children like this, so I guess they like it."

"Then she still knows how to enjoy, but her mother is exhausted."

"Why don't I hug Master Mistress for a while."

"Okay! Try it."

Zhou Gulan is also fifteen or sixteen years old, and she is not short. When she took the child carefully, she couldn't help but smile when she saw her small face, but she was suddenly startled when she saw it.

Because of the various movements of her two little hands, she kept unwilling to hug her, and hurriedly, Zhou Gulan sent the child back in aggrieved manner.

After Song Yi saw it, she gave a sigh of relief, "Xixi seems to be a little skeptical, it will be fine when she gets to know you well."

(End of this chapter)