Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 414 I'm about to give birth, and you want me to tell you about cross talk? 【Subscribe】

I'm afraid I'll get fatter if I eat any more.

Guo Qiling listened to his mother's words, although he was very happy, he had to start paying attention to his figure, especially his belly, for fear of becoming like a biscuit.

Must lose weight.

Otherwise, it won't be a problem if it goes on like this.

So keep your mouth shut during the period when my brother is not performing. As for the biscuits and ask him to eat afterward, KFC can’t go there anymore. Those things have the most calories.

One can eat a lot.

But the things in front of me have to be eaten up. Mom bought them all back, so I can't waste them.

After eating, apart from anything else, I began to make up my mind to lose weight according to the plan.

He is a self-disciplined person, and if he really wanted to lose weight, he would definitely be able to lose weight, otherwise he would not have lost weight to a completely different person in a year or so.

In this way, Guo Qiling made up his mind on himself in the past six months, especially the morning jogging is a must.

The next day, just as I was about to run, my brother and sister-in-law came over, saying that breakfast was similar, but more importantly, I brought a few bags of rice for the master, plus some food.

It is impossible for Qi Yuncheng not to remember what Master said casually yesterday.

At the same time, it is also for the sake of continuous eating in the future.

No matter how far apart the two places are, they can be reached in a short drive.

And when days like this go on, time goes by fast.

One month passed by one month later. During these times, Qi Yuncheng felt more and more that his wife's belly was getting bigger. It was fine at four months, at most it could be seen that she was pregnant.

But the situation in five or six months, seven or eight months is completely different.

Not to mention after that.

Because of this, it became more and more difficult for Song Yi to move around after she became pregnant. She needed special care whether she was lying down or sitting down.

Not to mention the ninth and tenth months.

At the same time, since she became pregnant, Song Yi's emotions have also become extreme, and sometimes she wants to cry for no reason, and she can't control it at all.

Even if I fall asleep in the middle of the night, I will wake up.

Qi Yuncheng like this must be coaxed, and he didn't feel the slightest discomfort, on the contrary, it was too late to feel distressed.

In particular, I had nightmares several times, dreaming that the child was gone, I couldn't cry, and I was tired for life.

Every time he saw this, Qi Yuncheng felt uncomfortable looking at the child in his wife's womb, and being a mother for her suffered a lot.

Wait a few more days, in late October.

The family finally ushered in the most hectic time, that is, finally giving birth.

When going to the hospital, Qi Yuncheng himself didn't know what emotions he should have at all, because his mind was blank and nervous, whether it was going through the hospital procedures or pushing away the wards to accompany his wife.

And after staying with her for a while, a group of people thought it would be better to go out, because seeing the situation, she was about to enter the waiting room, so let her be alone for a while before going in, otherwise the group of people and the ward would definitely feel uncomfortable. Make a fuss.

At most, one or two people come in to take a look from time to time.

Of course, it was also to make room for Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi.

Who doesn't know that the two of them are usually just like one person, even if they are married until now.

When he was with him, Qi Yuncheng thought that his daughter-in-law would break down emotionally. After all, she was usually spoiled and was about to give birth, and she was unknown and afraid of giving birth for the first time.

Not to mention that a woman is completely risking her life to give birth, so it is normal for pregnant women to have emotional breakdowns and instability.

But when Master and the others went out, Qi Yuncheng stood beside the hospital bed and found that his daughter-in-law was unusually quiet, at most there were tears in the corners of her eyes from time to time.

Seeing the daughter-in-law like this, the husband's heart was about to explode, after all, the daughter-in-law really suffered too much.

"Husband! Parents, master, and wife are all outside."

"Yeah! They're all here, there are too many people, just go out and wait for you to calm down." Looking at his wife's pretty face, Qi Yuncheng forced himself to smile. In fact, he was also very nervous. holding her hand.

"Speaking of which, Mistress is also pregnant for a few months. After waiting for your life, you will have more experience than her first."

"is it?"

Song Yi followed suit, but there was something wrong with the smile on his face, "You said what will happen when you enter the delivery room. I have been having nightmares every day these days. What if the child is gone?"

"Dreams are the opposite. Thinking day by day and dreaming at night, you think you worry about your child's safety every day, so you must not have this dream in your dream?"

"But I'm still very worried! I heard that it will hurt a lot, it's worse than when your toes hit the table legs."

"Your analogy is a bit magical." Qi Yuncheng was convinced by his wife, and comforted him, "Don't worry, the painless injection will be given by then."

Hearing this, Song Yi was shocked while lying on the bed, "Will this affect my child? My child will still be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University."

"No. Painless delivery is a lumbar puncture and a small dose of anesthetic is given to relieve the pain of uterine contractions. It will not have any effect on the fetus or the mother. Don't worry, I will do whatever you think I thought of it, I thought of everything you couldn't think of.

As for whether you can be admitted to Tsinghua University or Peking University, it depends on the conditions. "

"Oh, all right."

Song Yi was relieved when he heard this, but the two of them could not talk anymore for a while. The doctor came to do some monitoring and explained some conditions for entering the waiting room.

When the inspection was over, Song Yi took the initiative to reach out and grab Qi Yuncheng, begging, "Husband, tell me a joke! You are a cross talk actor, so it's not right now."

"Okay! Let me tell you. I'll tell you a paragraph at this time. I guess I'm also the first person."

Now it is mainly to relieve the mental pressure of the daughter-in-law, because I will go in soon. Although the daughter-in-law didn't say anything, she is probably also very scared in her heart, but she has been holding back for the sake of the child.

Besides, no matter how stupid she is, she knows that when it really hurts, she can lose her sanity.

"I'll say one."

Qi Yuncheng thought of a joke from the past, then lowered his voice, and only spoke with a voice that she heard alone, "Then let me tell you about our past, and it has something to do with sesame seed cakes. You know sesame seed cakes, right?"

"I know, the fat one."

"Correct!"

"In the past, the condition of the small theater was not very good. After it rained one day, the director of our theater grew a lot of mushrooms."

"Mushroom?" Song Yi frowned, and suddenly said, "I remember that, isn't that dog pee moss? I saw the paper yellow one when I was young."

Qi Yuncheng was speechless. Why was she giving birth to him to cheer him up? She really deserves to be his own wife. He replied, "We still can't tell the difference between mushrooms and dog pee moss? There are mushrooms, and the master is there, pick them off, Wash and cut into pieces.

Borrow the stove at the front desk to stew.

Then Master called my uncle, come on, don't fire at our house tonight, and eat mushrooms.

The two sat in front of the fire and waited. At this time, the sesame seed cakes came over. He was still young at that time, in his teens. "

Immediately Qi Yuncheng switched to the Northeast dialect, "Oh, master, don't eat it blindly. This thing is poisonous, and people say that eating poisonous mushrooms will easily spoil it.

But it was all stewed at that time, are you willing to throw it away?The master drove away the biscuits without saying a word, he is a chicken thief!Go, go, get it done, I won't give you any food at all, can you care about it, a child?
Blast away the biscuits.The uncle muttered at this time, what the biscuits said makes sense, let's not eat this, it's too bad, there will be a performance tonight.

The master said it didn't matter, someone in the neighborhood raised a dog, tricked the dog to scoop up a bowl for it to eat, it was fine after eating, and we went again. "

Song Yi obviously hasn't reached the point of pain yet, when he heard what her husband said, he suddenly wondered, "Master is so bad."

"Of course, there are no good people who talk about cross talk. The dog has grown so big, it was eaten in two or three strokes, and it was alive and kicking after eating. I was worried and watched for half an hour before letting the dog out.

Come and eat.

The master and the uncle sat in the yard to eat, and came in again after eating the biscuits.

Master, uncle!No, the dog is dead. "

Suddenly Song Yi was lying on the bed showing some smiles, and asked extremely curiously, "What happened later? How was it? Are you okay?"

"Sure, otherwise you can still see Master outside now? But at that time, Master and Grandpa were scared into a cold sweat.

What should I do?
Shaobing said I said don't let you eat it, our hometown is full of this stuff, if you eat too much, it will easily spoil.You vomit, you go to the toilet and drink your urine.

In order to survive, the two really had to do this.A big bucket of tons and tons was drunk, and I spit it out after drinking.

Ouch, my mother is alive, the biscuits are here, is it miserable when the dog dies?
But no, the big truck went over with a click. "

The voice fell.

Song Yi smiled again, but rather than being happy, she was more curious about one thing, "So is this true or not?"

"The cross talk is all made up."

"fake?"

"But this passage is true."

"That's it again."

"When you come out later, you can ask the master if it's all right?"

"Okay, I'll ask when the time comes." Song Yi showed an affirmative look, and now her physical condition is indeed good, at least not too much discomfort, but once she opened her fingers, it would start to hurt.

So hurry up and say, "I still want to hear it."

"More?"

"Say it! I don't know how long you'll stay here. It's boring, so you should just return here."

"It is enough to come back here. Okay, as long as you are happy, I will return 24 times. Then I will talk about my uncle's father. Do you know about my uncle's father?"

Song Yi shook his head.

"Uncle's father has a background, he is a scientist."

"is it?"

"What science?"

"Tomb robbers!!" Song Yi was speechless for a moment, looking at her husband who was right in front of her eyes, "This must have been made up."

"Yo, it's not easy. You can tell the truth from the fake in your current state."

"Don't stop, when you said it, I really forgot that I was going to give birth."

Of course Qi Yuncheng knew this, and said the joke was to ease her mood and divert her attention, but when he saw her belly, he, who had been standing by the side all the time, actually felt a kind of nervousness in his heart.

But the corners of his mouth are still raised. As an actor, he definitely can't express this kind of emotion, let alone make his wife more nervous.

"Uncle's father went out with a shovel on his shoulders when he had nothing to do. When he saw someone's grave, he kept digging, threw it out to see if there was something suitable, and took it to Panjiayuan to sell."

"An antique place?"

"Yes! Put aside the grave and take a look. Hey, I found that lying there is a tiger skin skirt tied around his waist, and there is an iron rod on the ground, with the words "Ruyi Golden Cudgel" written on it."

"Uncle's father dug Sun Wukong's grave?"

"You are really good at it." Qi Yuncheng laughed amusedly, "Look at the father, huh? The tomb of the senior brother? I don't know what he is talking about the second senior brother. But he is also curious if this is true? A real golden cudgel Can be big or small.

Big!It's really big to shout a small iron rod!Big, shout again, and it will grow longer.Big, big, shouted one after another and found that it was too big to take away.

It was so small, it was as small as a needle in a while, and it was picked up and stuffed into the ears. "

Song Yi said, "Uncle's father is Sun Wukong?"

"Don't praise me. After a while, the village chief will come outside and bring a lot of people. What are you doing? Did you dig a grave?
No, I don't know the grave of the eldest brother. "

"You don't know yet?"

"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng exhaled slowly, looking at his daughter-in-law's serious look, "You can talk about cross talk with me some other day, and you stand behind the table? It's a good match."

Song Yi smiled happily, "Go on."

"Row!"

……

Qi Yuncheng really talked to his wife for a long time in the ward, because it would take some time before he opened his fingers, but when it really arrived, his wife suddenly grabbed his hand tightly and gritted her teeth in pain.

Apparently there were contractions.

Hurry up, a group of people came in, and then went to the doctor.

The doctor came over to check again and explained that he was going to enter the waiting room when the third finger was opened, let alone the third finger, the pain was not light when the first finger was opened.

Because Song Yi gave birth to a child for the first time.

So during the waiting process, a group of family members were by my side, and all the things I prepared before were used.

Not to mention that she likes to eat and brings all her favorite snacks with her.

But when it really hurts, these things can no longer divert attention.

The key will last for several hours between one finger and three fingers.

And when it finally reached the third finger, Song Yi was sent to the waiting room.

Generally speaking, the waiting room has a large room, and there are many pregnant women in the large room. At this time, whether family members can accompany you depends on the situation.

But they definitely chose a better one, so when entering the waiting room, Qi Yuncheng was able to go in and be by his side.

It's just that it will take a long time from this entry to production, and no one knows the details.

However, when it came to choosing who would go in, Qi Yuncheng had struggled before. He definitely wanted to accompany his wife, but he also knew that his mother-in-law knew better about this and took better care of her.

But in the end he chose himself. Since he chose himself, he must not let his wife down. He has learned a lot to ensure that he will be better when he arrives in the delivery room.

At the same time, the moment they entered the waiting room also proved that their child was finally about to be born.

(End of this chapter)