Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 407 Can't Hear You?Go to court! 【Subscribe】

"time to eat."

At around eight o'clock in the evening, a table of vegetables and meals at home was cleared away, but Song Yi sat in front of the TV and didn't really want to leave.

She has been watching the Spring Festival Gala on Tianjing Satellite TV since 07:30, and she has endured it for some time, just waiting for her husband to come out.

Now it is estimated that there will be one or two programs soon, and I definitely don't want to be distracted.

"Eat and watch while you eat, who can stop you." Father Song couldn't detect his daughter's thoughts, and complained at the same time, "How does it feel like the son-in-law went to the Hubei Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala at that time, and you came back to watch it that day. Excited.

Now married and pregnant, still the same. "

Song's mother was serving the meal at the dinner table and thought about it before, and she lied to them that they were not together at that time. Seeing Qi Yuncheng on TV, I don't know how excited I am at home.

I really don't know if someone else's daughter is pregnant and she has changed to a good wife and mother, she hasn't changed at all.

Song Yi definitely didn't have much resistance to food, so he threw all the orange peels on the coffee table into the trash can and sat down to eat, but he kept his eyes on the TV while eating, for fear of missing something.

And after eating for a while.

Tianjing Satellite TV's lively Spring Festival Gala finally has another language program.

"Thank you for the wonderful performance of our actors in the previous show. Then the next show that will bring everyone joy is a crosstalk "Interruption". Let us give Qi Yuncheng and Shi Fukuan a round of applause!"

As soon as the host announced the curtain, it immediately attracted a lot of applause from the audience in the studio.

The local Spring Festival Gala is definitely not as big as CCTV, but the festive stage and the audience position in the form of round tables are closer to the taste of the year.

But when Qi Yuncheng and Shi Fukuan came to the stage, Song Yi was stunned holding his job, because this time her husband was not wearing a coat, but was wearing a decent suit like Grandpa Shi.

This is rare, but it is really beautiful to look good.

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng and Shi Fukuan bowed first facing the audience looking at them, and after bowing, both of them had big smiles.

At the same time, the former immediately chatted with the audience behind the microphone, and even didn't want to talk to his grandfather at all.

"Now the Spring Festival is getting more and more lively every year, good guy! For example, I can't hear the firecrackers played for me this year. I have set off a lot of firecrackers in the past two days, and now I have trouble listening to everything."

If he wanted to just chat, Shi Fukuan would definitely not do it, so he patted the child on the shoulder, "What are you talking about?"

"The firecrackers are ringing, and one will be in charge. If anyone below wants something, I'll send a few."

"Okay, let's talk, it's time for us to perform."

"Ah?" Qi Yuncheng finally looked at his master, as if he didn't want to listen, "You want that firecracker? I'll give you one tomorrow, and I bought quite a few."

"No, I said it's time for us to perform."

"what did you say?"

"It's time for us to perform."

"Speak up!"

"My voice is still small?" Shi Fukuan was a little helpless, and shouted angrily, "It's time for us to perform!!"

Suddenly Qi Yun became troubled, "Oh, why do you just open your mouth and not speak? Please speak louder."

"It's time for us to perform!!"

"Oh, you are so anxious to death, please speak louder."

"It's time for us to perform!!!"

"Okay, hear a little bit." Qi Yuncheng put his hand to his ear and listened hard.

"What did you hear?"

"Like spanking a mosquito."

"Is there such a big mosquito?" Shi Fukuan looked thankless.

"No, please speak up."

Qi Yuncheng looked anxiously at his master the whole time, but Shi Fukuan was so worried. After glancing at the child, his brain suddenly turned around, "A little girl called just now and asked to invite you to dinner tonight."

"Really? What time do you leave?"

"Huh?" Shi Fukuan was taken aback for a moment, and pointed at the child, "How did you hear that? It's a fault with your master!"

Hahahahaha!
Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The audience was all amused, the joke was from a long time ago, but the old two's works are not outdated even now.

Hearing all the bustle in the studio, Qi Yuncheng was a little embarrassed on the stage, and immediately explained to himself, "I'm sometimes better, sometimes not! If you speak a little louder, I can hear you."

Shi Fukuan's expression was already that he could do whatever he wanted, and then he said, "It's time for the two of us to perform!"

"What time did you ask?" Qi Yuncheng immediately raised his wrist to look, "It's just after eight o'clock... Oh, I don't seem to be wearing a watch."

"Then what are you looking at, don't you have bad eyesight?"

Shi Fukuan shook his head, amplified and slowed down his voice as much as possible, "You, what you said is wrong."

"What? The Spring Festival Gala? Yes, the Spring Festival Gala is great!" Qi Yuncheng became excited, pointing to his right, "I've been here a long time ago, and today's show is very exciting. Take a good look, study hard, don't I thought I felt weird about myself when I got older."

"Okay, come to my class."

There is no size on the stage, and there are rules under the stage.

The audience really likes the sense of contrast created, and this is one of the skills of cross talk.

Song Yi in front of the TV must be aware of this, watching while eating, completely ignoring that he ate too much, his eyes were only on her husband's performance.

At this moment, Shi Fukuan had an angry expression on his face, and nodded at Qi Yuncheng, "You only interrupt me when you talk, it sounds so exasperating!!"

"Huh? Listening to Peking Opera?"

"Who is it?"

"Yes!" Because it was a lively stage, Qi Yuncheng was restless with joy the whole time he came on stage, "There was a performance just now, didn't you hear? But it doesn't matter, you tell me what you want to hear, I'll let the director arrange it for you."

"What's the arrangement? You're just talking nonsense to me here."

"Wujiapo?"

"Wujiapo?" Jumping here, Shi Fukuan also looked surprised, and repeated in surprise.

"Wujiapo, don't look for someone else, won't it be over if I sing a few lines for you? I'll sing for you."

Looking away from the master, Qi Yuncheng gasped as he looked at the audience below, and said in a clean and high-pitched tone, "What a chaste Wang Baochuan, all kinds of teasing are useless~~
He took out an ingot of silver from his arms, and put the silver on the horizon~~

This ingot of silver is in twos and threes, given to my sister-in-law to make money, buy silk, make clothes, make jewelry, and put hairpin rings. I and your young husband and wife will only be in a few years~~. "

Audience: "Good!!"

A good sound and bursts of applause reappeared together.

At the same time, even Song's mother in front of the TV had to say, "Yun Cheng's singing is really nice, and his voice is very good."

"Of course." Song Yi said proudly, "My husband's teacher is Teacher Yu Kuizhi, but the two teachers are too busy, and he is not a member of the regiment, so he has rarely seen each other, at most contacted by mobile phone .”

"Really? The teacher is Teacher Yu Kuizhi?"

"Ok!"

"Yun Cheng is really amazing, I really don't know how you got close to him back then."

"How can you say Pong, we both like each other."

……

During the conversation here, Shi Fukuan was undoubtedly the most difficult person amidst the bustling noise, "I mean talking to you is too strenuous."

"Oh? Chasing Han Xin?"

"I will chase after Han Xin, and I will sing a few lines for you."

Qi Yuncheng was about to come again, and he sang well at the beginning.

After singing, Shi Fukuan said with a smile, "The child's hearing is not very good, but he can sing well."

"Thank you for the compliment!"

"Why did you hear this again?"

Hurry up and continue to act deaf, Qi Yuncheng said, "I'll be good for a while and bad for a while, you continue to talk."

"I said you didn't sing very well!"

"Would you like to continue singing?"

"What are you singing! You just follow Jing and pretend to be stupid."

"Stealing the Royal Horse? I will too, and I will sing a few lines for you."

"You know a lot."

After talking, Qi Yuncheng began to show his skills.As for why Shi Fukuan chooses this program, he really wants to talk about this episode again, but it is more about letting the children show off, not only his master, but also the master.

After singing, Tianjing Spring Festival Gala was successfully made lively.

But there is still a performance, so Shi Fukuan looked at the audience and nodded, "I understand, I will deal with him first, and then I will perform for everyone.

Son, I tell you, you can't hear me! "

"Go to court?"

Hahahaha!

Some viewers who knew it laughed uncontrollably below.

This sentence has almost become a meme.

"Why do you go to the court? If it's a big holiday, go in two days."

"I'm too tired to talk to you!"

"Sue someone? Sue whom?" Qi Yuncheng became more and more worried as he spoke.

Shi Fukuan: "Nobody will be sued."

Qi Yuncheng: "Sue the old Taoist Wu? He is a monk, what are you suing him for?"

Shi Fukuan: "I said your ears are sick."

Qi Yuncheng: "It's not sure who to sue? It doesn't matter if you think about it before you go, or you won't accept it."

Shi Fukuan: "Your voice is too deep."

Qi Yuncheng: "Are you looking for someone? Tell me who you are looking for. I know a lot of people."

Shi Fukuan: "Don't always be like me."

Qi Yuncheng: "Find a date? You're not married yet? Who do you fancy, I'll tell you."

"Ouch!" Shi Fukuan was so angry that he followed his heart, looked at the audience and then pointed at the child, "You, let me see if you can pretend until the first day of the new year!"

"You want to marry Li Guyi? No way, grandma is already married."

"Okay, if you have the ability, you can quarrel with me all night."

"Oh, you want to marry Zhu Bajie? This is suitable!"

"Screw you!"

Shi Fukuan pushed, and there were bursts of laughter from below. The master can say and there is nothing he can't say, but according to the original lines, it's over for the two of them here.

But it was too short, so I added something I thought about later, anyway, I pretended not to hear the misinterpretation.

After performing for about ten minutes, the cross talk fell to the bottom, and they bowed and stepped down together.

At the moment of bowing, the audience laughed and applauded.

This is an impromptu joke by the two elders, and it is a very good commemoration to be able to take it out and perform it officially.

They went down, and the host came up and continued to play out the following programs.

Next will be singing, singing and dancing, skits, etc. After they are done, they will come to the group chat of the three of them, Young Ma Ye and the others. The language program is the biggest highlight of today's Tianjing party.

The performance is even more enjoyable than singing and dancing.

And Song Yi, who was at home at the moment, had finally finished watching her husband's show, but she said regretfully, "It's only been a while since I said it? How long have I been listening to it? I haven't even finished a bowl of rice."

"The Spring Festival Gala is like this, sometimes it's long." Mother Song put a chicken wing in the daughter's bowl, "Eat well, and I have to keep it for Yuncheng when I'm done."

"Oh."

Looking back, Song Yi listened to "Let's Swing the Oars" to finish today's dinner. After eating, she sat back and watched TV. She didn't care about other programs, but she would watch more when Mr. Ma came on stage A few glances.

Because his old man's seniority is an ancestor, think about it, he is really high.

But as soon as the three of them finished talking, Tianjing's Spring Festival Gala was almost over, and then they listened to their mother who finished washing the dishes.

"This Year of the Horse, when the baby is born, I hope it will be quieter than you. Don't really run around with the pony. It will make adults worry about it, and we can't often help take care of it."

"My husband will take care of education." Song Yi muttered, "We also have an apprentice, don't we all take care of it? That girl is very good."

She knew a little about Zhou Gulan's father and mother, but not much. At most, she knew that a girl like herself could still be a teacher's wife. It was weird to think about it.

The term "shiniang" sounds very dignified and mature. Just like Teacher Wang Hui, she manages a large group of children in her hands.

But Mother Song looked at her daughter while wiping her hands, and couldn't help smacking her tongue, and it was this smacking that made Song Yi feel speechless.

How disgusting is this.

"Is there any discomfort in your body now?"

"Nothing."

"You have to prepare yourself mentally. It's only a month now, but once your belly grows bigger, you will have to live your life. It was like this when you were pregnant."

"My husband will take good care of me."

"That's what I said, but I'm puzzled when you talk about your husband and my husband every day. How do you young couple get along with each other so that you stick to this level."

Song Yi didn't know what to say, "It's just that he treats me very well! I'm very happy, and I don't regret marrying him at all."

"I'm afraid people will regret it."

"How is it possible? He will definitely not regret it. I will ask later."

"Okay, I'm kidding you."

Mother Song had a smile on her face, her mouth was never idle with her daughter, but how could she be unhappy when she was about to have a baby.

Being able to give birth so quickly without urging myself saved a lot of things.

"Tell me about that Lan Lan, how many apprentices do you want to take in in the future? Can you see it? Teacher Guo has too many apprentices, and they are really amazing."

"I shouldn't charge too much, just Lanlan, and Lanlan is very good."

Speaking of the girl, Song Yi looked proud. Not only did she have good academic performance, but she was also talented in drums, and she would go to the theater to perform in the future.

But when she thought about it, her expression drooped again.

Lanlan has so many advantages, but feelings are nothing to her?No, I must let my husband come up with his own advantages tonight, otherwise he will not be able to sleep.

(End of this chapter)