Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 403 Defrauded me of a bowl of Enxima? 【Subscribe】

Was told by a partner.

Qi Yuncheng had a shy smile, and his eyes looked like he was looking at Dui Luan's granddaughter, "Oh, I'm a little conflicted. I'm so good with you, and I'm good with your grandma, but you love me so much, we can only break the worldly prejudices .”

"You will wait first."

Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and stopped her, "Don't mention the year-end friendship, just call the gangster a gangster, you know? This is all a mess."

"Boring!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "That's what I mean. Forget about age-related contacts. There is a big age gap. For example, if you don't like it, you can pull it down."

"Not happy at all."

"Then I'll wait until the day you're gone."

"Still holding back bad ideas."

Hearing this part, it was obvious that the actors were looking for a few words casually, but the audience was happy watching, anyway, Qi Yuncheng still loves to take advantage so much.

"This is a friend who has forgotten the year, and there is also a friend in need."

"Please elaborate."

"For example, you are a friend in need. You are an 84-year-old cross talk artist."

"Really?" Luan Yunping was happy, with a look of anticipation on her face, "Whose granddaughter is pretty pretty this time?"

"No more. You have a granddaughter yourself, and besides, you are a unique crosstalk artist."

"How is it unique?"

Qi Yuncheng explained: "A lot of actors don't associate with you, no matter whether they are in professional troupes or private clubs, and they started learning art at the age of three, and after a lifetime of learning, they finally learned a tongue twister."

Luan Yunping looked at her partner and clicked her tongue, "Cross talk is too difficult."

"Yeah!" Qi Yuncheng kept nodding, "Then you practice in a sorghum field outside the West Fifth Ring Road every day."

"Why am I there?"

"You are not allowed to enter the city, and you are not allowed to enter the Sixth Ring Road."

"Oh, I'm a yellow card? Big truck?"

"Anyway, you practice with that every day, for the rest of your life." Qi Yuncheng said seriously, "No one cares about you, whether it's a professional troupe or a folk."

"Don't ignore me?"

"Finally after your 84th birthday, you wrote a new cross talk called Guo Degang!!"

"This is a very fashionable joke." Luan Yunping was supporting the table. When she heard this, she became interested. Of course he was performing, but the audience really wanted to laugh.

As expected of a lover, the expression on his face seemed quite happy.

"It was recognized by most cross talk actors immediately."

"Huo, those with mainstream feelings are all carried in the sorghum field."

"Don't talk nonsense, you spread the nonsense like this." Qi Yuncheng still looked serious, "Once the paragraph is written, you're ready to start, and practice this paragraph every day in the sorghum field."

"Hit Guo Degang?"

"Yes, hit Guo Degang! After practicing, it will be hot, and practice until summer! As soon as summer comes, there are many people who like to catch grasshoppers and crickets. Once you come to the sorghum field..."

Qi Yuncheng performed an action of buttoning something behind the microphone, "Just click the big copy, and it will be buttoned for you."

Luan Yunping was taken aback, "Take me for a grasshopper?"

"This group of people shouted, caught it, this one is big!"

"Nonsense, is this Grasshopper?"

"Come here and have a look, it's broken, Old Artist Luan, I apologize to you. And one of these people is an overseas Chinese, an overseas Chinese from Zanpiya."

Luan Yunping knew this place, and frowned, "It's a bit out of the way!"

Qi Yuncheng also explained the location, "In the south-central region of Feizhou, they produce coffee and copper, and the food that the locals eat is called Enxima!"

The more I listened, the more I didn't understand. The audience was stunned below, and this was Luan Yunping's job. She immediately asked the audience, "What is Enxima?"

"A mature crop, we call it corn, is a mushy thing that is boiled after it is crushed."

"It's stick noodle porridge, return Enxima, just say no and it's over!!" Luan Yunping lost her defense when she understood, with various expressions on her face.

"Zanpiya's dialect is called Enxima. So remember, there are three specialties." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his fingers and counted them one by one, "Coffee, copper, and Enxima."

"It's quite complete."

"Overseas Chinese came back to catch crickets. I saw you. This is Teacher Luan? I admire you so much. Do you want to develop with me in Zanbiya?"

"I praise Biya?" Luan Yunping was surprised.

Qi Yuncheng nodded sincerely, "Can I make you a copper coat?"

"Then can I still move?"

"Here comes a brass coat, a coffee hat, and a large bowl of Enshima in his hand."

"What kind of image is this?"

"You're happy: I'm going, I like this, I'm going to meet deli food, drink hot ensima. They promised me hot corn porridge at the end of the year, I can't wait."

"Only one bowl at the end of the year?"

"Take a plane to Zambia, and then let the local aborigines tie you up."

"Why did you tie me up?"

"There are native savages, cannibals or something."

Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng startled, her eyes widened, "Cannibal?"

Qi Yuncheng shook his head and gestured around his head, "There are all kinds of feathers on your head, and you are still holding that little fork. After I catch you, I will strip you naked from top to bottom."

"This is?"

"It's tied up, I'm going to sacrifice you to the heavens."

Suddenly Luan Yunping began to complain, "I'm not here to develop, but to use me as a lamb chop?"

"After setting up, there are firewood underneath, and the body is brushed with yellow sauce, chopped green onion, and sprinkled with cumin and chili noodles."

"The ingredients are quite complete."

"It's not civilized yet." Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, and then gave a gesture of a bottle, "It's just a savage opening a beer, preparing knives and forks, and preparing napkins."

"Is this uncivilized? Better than us."

"I put it on top of the ham for you, your tears are coming down, I have been wronged all my life, you said how good it is for me to memorize tongue twisters, and I got a new work to hit Guo Degang, but I didn't get any benefits. If I had known, I would have If you don’t do this, who can save me!!”

"What are you shouting for?"

Immediately, Qi Yuncheng's expression became flustered, "You call Zanbiya, I heard it in Yanjing."

"Hey guy, look at my throat."

Sucking his nose, Qi Yuncheng covered his face feeling uncomfortable, and at the same time kept talking, "The unexpected thing is all about cross talk, and you fell into the hands of cannibals, and you are about to die.

Hey... Let me pick up my phone and call them, come on, let them go. "

Hahahahaha!
After thoroughly understanding what was going on, the audience kept laughing. It was indeed a funny joke, and it was interesting to listen to.

It is impossible for Luan Yunping not to be angry, "Are you saving me? You are the head of Zanbiya's feelings, right?"

With his hands behind his back, Qi Yuncheng couldn't help being happy, "This is a friend in need."

"Who is in trouble with you? You designed it. I cheated me of a bowl of Enxima? What the hell."

As soon as he said it, the laughter rose and fell again.

Qi Yuncheng pointed at his partner and complained, "You see, your artistic level is worth a bowl of Enxima."

"what."

"This can be regarded as saving Luan Yunping. Luan Yunping is very moved and there is no way to repay her. How can she repay me?"

"how?"

"He has a granddaughter who's 19!"

"Hey, well, our cross talks are all connected."

Qi Yuncheng clenched his fists, "We want to break the world's vision!"

"Then you should look at the world."

"This is a friend in need, and there is another kind of friendship."

"Yo." In order for the cross talk to continue, Luan Yunping had no choice but to answer, "What does this mean?"

Qi Yuncheng thought for a while and said, "Luan Yunping this time, you are a young man in your early 30s, and you are sitting in the room competing with yourself."

"Competing for what?"

"The buddies I grew up with are doing well. Zhang San bought two islands in Australia, and Li Si is the richest man in Europe."

"Amazing."

"I can't let them compete."

"It is."

"I plan to become a millionaire household in three years!"

"Am I dead or not?" Luan Yunping said with a bitter expression, "It will take me three years to chase someone into a million-dollar household."

Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "No, a household with ten thousand yuan is no longer enough. I, Luan Yunping, want to do a big business and buy Zanbiya."

Luan Yunping: "And then?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Then I drink the famous Enxima every day."

Luan Yunping: "Did I go for revenge?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Just keep thinking, how can I get better? After thinking about it, I have to have a good body first. I don't have time to earn, I don't have time to spend."

Luan Yunping: "It's a long way to go."

Qi Yuncheng: "At that time, there will be so much money, so much copper, and so much stick noodles in the treasury. I have to spend some time. So Luan Yunping decided to go for a medical examination tomorrow."

Luan Yunping: "Yes."

Qi Yuncheng: "Starting tomorrow, spend half a year doing physical examinations every day."

After Luan Yunping took a deep breath, she turned to her partner and turned to the audience, watching them raise their hands and complain, "I'm also a prostitute, and I still have physical examinations every day."

"When you arrive at the hospital, you need to have a gastroscopy first." Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng raised his mouth to the sky on the stage.

"Don't learn it."

"Come on, get off the tube."

Qi Yuncheng performed a gastroscope with no real hands, but Luan Yunping felt that something was wrong, "You are not using a tube, but a snipe."

"Did you get through?"

"Yes, it hasn't worked out yet, and shit will come out when it works."

Hahahahaha!
The audience collectively couldn't help but laugh, and they couldn't imagine this scene at all. Whoever had a gastroscopy would reflect this.

Qi Yuncheng said expressionlessly: "You are very vulgar."

"Nonsense, you can do everything, up and down gastroscope?"

"After going down, I found that there was no problem. After finishing this, Luan Yunping turned over and came for a colonoscopy!"

"Okay, it's almost over."

Qi Yuncheng never tires of fiddling with the colonoscopy again. Today, the box is sealed, the audience is happy, and the actors are naturally happy too.

At the same time, at the final curtain call, he will say something, because the daughter-in-law is pregnant, there will be few arrangements for the venue, or even no arrangements, so he has to explain.

In this way, the two of them kept performing cross talk on the stage. From time to time, brothers came to watch the side scenes, and some went down after watching for a while to chat with the master and uncle.

The Chinese New Year is coming soon, everyone is excited, it is impossible to stay in one place all the time.

They even take pictures of sesame cakes in various turnovers, and post meager immediately after the shooting is over. Who doesn't want to show off, especially today's bustle and bustle.

It was also filming, and the cross talk between Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came to an end.

A bow filled the applause of the theater. During the applause, two people stepped off the stage, and in exchange for two other old actors came on stage and said.

While they were talking, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping went down to the backstage to chat with Xiaozhuan, Dalin, and Xiaoyue. After chatting for a while, the former was called over by the master and uncle.

"Your grandpa Shi called again just now, because it was the rehearsal day."

"I see."

Qi Yuncheng agreed and counted the time at the same time.

The local Spring Festival Gala is usually two days before the New Year’s Eve Spring Festival Gala, and they sealed the box just a few days before the New Year’s Eve, which means that he will go to the rehearsal after staying for a day or two.

But this is the last time he will be busy, and when he is done, he will be completely liberated this year.

"Would you like to mention something at that time? Master?"

When the master asked, Qi Yuncheng naturally knew what was going on, and responded with a smile, "Tell me, you will pretend that I have sealed the box for a year."

"It's long enough, so it's not really a show." Yu Qian listened to it, and subconsciously added.

Qi Yuncheng told the truth, "The main worry is that I can't let it go even for a few hours. It's also thanks to a little girl watching at home, otherwise I'm even more worried when she's alone at home."

Speaking of that girl, Guo Degang thought about it for a moment, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "You can do it too, such a young girl can still come to you now, how attractive are you? How attractive are you to girls?" .”

"Yup!"

At this time, a familiar voice suddenly came from behind. Qi Yuncheng turned around and it was Mr. Gao Feng who was wearing glasses. He was most familiar with the events of that year.

Sit down and chat together.

"That girl has a weird temper. She didn't want to learn it when she heard that it wasn't Yun Cheng who was the teacher. She had to be her. Why don't you think the little girl likes it?"

"Yo, is that right? Losing your temper for Yuncheng?" Yu Qian laughed amusedly, and could imagine what it looked like at that time, not all teenage children were like that, they had a little temper.

But after all, he is his apprentice, Qi Yuncheng explained, "It's much better now, it can even be said that he is a different person, and he is very sensible, cooking and shopping at home from time to time."

Gao Feng hasn't seen that little girl yet, and his impression stays in the past, "It is said that the women's college has changed in the eighteenth year, and this girl has matured so much in just over two years?"

"Who says no, maybe her grandfather's death was a big blow to her, and I feel that the two of them are the closest."

"That's it... no wonder."

"It's just that I really don't know how to arrange it. You guys can help me out with some ideas." Qi Yuncheng seemed to be asking, after all, Master, Uncle, and Teacher Gao Feng were all there, so it would be best to let them think of ideas.

But how could they think about it, and with the people coming and going in the background and the noise, they couldn't calm down and think.

Only Guo Degang said, "If the little girl is a material for singing big drums, then I will prepare for the drum music club first.

When you children grow up, the Guqu Club must be established. You can't keep your teacher's wife busy and worry about these things, and do something that makes her happy.

But I'm not sure how long it will be, and she has to make up her own mind.

So take your time and see what happens when the girl finishes college.

If it doesn't work, you can also arrange a performance for her. If you can do it, tell Xiaoluan that it's okay to sing a little. "

Qi Yuncheng nodded again and again, "Yes, I really haven't let her go to the Deyun stage. It just so happens that I have performed less this year, let her try it, but I don't know if it will be stage fright if I haven't performed for so long .”

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(End of this chapter)