Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 387 【Subscription】

A smashed hang that came to mind on the spur of the moment.

Qi Yuncheng had to admit that the effect was not bad on stage, but it was impossible to keep saying that he had to turn back.

"It's all just a joke. It's impossible for Master to abdicate, and he's in good health. And without Master, it's impossible for the two of us to work together."

"That's true." Luan Yunping finally said another word, and she was just having fun when she smashed the burden.

"But choosing a partner is the same as the morning market. If you go early, the dishes are very fresh and juicy. If you go late, they will all be processed crookedly.

It just so happened that I went a little late that day, the day I went late..."

Qi Yuncheng said as he glanced at Luan Yunping who was staring at him, "He and Master's dog are the only ones left. I am hesitating with that. Will I train animals in the future? Or stand-up comedy? It's very tangled."

"Are you entangled?" Luan Yunping stretched out her hand to stop it, but she couldn't stop, so she could only continue listening.

"At this time, there is an actor named Yue Yunpeng. The fat man we performed in front of us also got up late. What should we do if our eyes are facing each other? We have to choose a partner for the performance. Let's fight."

"Still fighting?"

"But I can't beat him, he is so fat, he was punched so hard that he fell to the ground, and he led the dog away."

Obviously talking about herself, Luan Yunping couldn't help but say, "Is Xiaoyue's partner a dog? I'm even worse than a dog."

"In the end, I really couldn't cooperate with Luan Yunping."

"Well, I still feel helpless."

"We all know that Yue Yunpeng is partnering with Sun Yue."

"Is he the one who took away?"

"Teacher Sun, like my uncle, is a teacher of the Chuanxi Club. Among the teachers, if you compare the two of them, the teacher is actually very good."

"how?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his thumb and praised, "The lecture is good, everyone stares at him when he lectures."

"focused."

"I'm afraid he's wrong."

"Are you catching the uncle?"

"Such as Yue Yunpeng, Kong Yunlong, Guo Qiling, and the two of us were all trained in Deyun's own school. They love to tease Teacher Yu in class."

"Yes." Luan Yunping kept nodding to convince the audience

"Uncle Yu knows it all, it's easy to joke." Qi Yuncheng immediately acted as the uncle, feeling more relaxed, "In class, you should go to sleep, and I won't disturb you.

You see which teacher speaks like this. "

"look."

"Every time at this time, Guo Qiling stood up: Tell me, you can't sleep if you don't talk."

"Well, he's used to it." Luan Yunping was speechless.

Qi Yuncheng: "Let's go to class if you don't sleep. Today we are talking about the history of cross talk. Water has roots and trees have roots. Did cross talk come about in that year? This is a story about the chicken and the egg.

If Guo Qiling stood up, then you said that the chicken and the egg came first in the world. "

Luan Yunping: "Arguing."

Qi Yuncheng: "It's also due to the teacher's strength."

Luan Yunping: "What?"

Qi Yuncheng: "The first chicken in the world."

Luan Yunping: "The answer is up?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Guo Qiling asked Teacher Yu, how did you tell me about the world's first chicken?"

Luan Yunping: "Tell him."

Qi Yuncheng: "Teacher Yu raised his head to the sky and screamed, life is forcing him!!"

Hahahaha!

"Woo~~"

What does chicken mean? When they heard the words, the audience didn't understand anything. The two actors on the stage didn't care, as if they didn't say what they said just now, and looked around.

Wait until it finally quiets down.

Luan Yunping added, "Mr. Yu can answer such a difficult question, so why don't you tell me this?"

"not easy!"

"That's not easy, the first chicken, it's busy."

Suddenly, the theater burst into laughter again, and Qi Yuncheng pushed Luan Yunping in fear, "Do you know that today's live broadcast is live? You are going crazy."

"You still know about live streaming? Say it well."

"Not only the cultural class, but every class has to be used by the teacher. Let me give you an example. This class is the history of cross talk, and the next class is the physical education class. More than 30 students are standing on the playground and preparing to run. Running is to exercise lung capacity."

"Correct."

"Hold on, Teacher Sun."

"Teacher Sun?"

Qi Yuncheng turned over and introduced again, "It's Yue Yunpeng's partner."

"The one who took it away?"

"It's called Sun Yue, a big fat man from Deyun Society, wider than this table!"

Luan Yunping lowered her head and measured the length of the table from left to right, "So fat?"

"My uncle, he's too fat!! Take off Mr. Sun's underpants and put them there. If he doesn't wear them, you don't know what he's doing?"

"Good guy!"

"It's not like the teacher's thong, which only has a few threads!!" Qi Yuncheng raised his hands, performing vividly without physical objects. "

"Don't mention it!!"

The voice fell.

Many of the people below think of Coke when they think about it. At the beginning, they said it was too big for the uncle's thongs.

The few people in the key side scenes thought that this child didn't restrain himself a bit after getting married, but instead got worse?Really enough.

And Shi Fukuan was very interesting to hear the whole process. They said that cross talk can manage these three vulgarities?Just laugh.

"Let's not talk about Teacher Yu's thong, but Uncle Sun, who teaches physical education."

"Huo, he teaches physical education?" Luan Yunping just finished gesturing his figure, looking a little unbelievable.

"As students, we had to run so much that we got Teacher Sun out of the office. There was a mahogany armchair on the playground. Teacher Sun leaned back, and Luan Yunping and I kept stuffing our flesh behind!"

Without further ado, Qi Yuncheng began to bend over to play with a large piece of fat. When it was stuffed, Luan Yunping held it up, "I want to ask, did Yue Yunpeng really walk with a dog back then?"

"Aren't you going to allow people to fatten up?" Qi Yuncheng drew a circle around his neck after completing the movements, "There's a whistle hanging here!"

"Whistle?"

"As soon as he blows the whistle, the students run away."

"I'll see how it blows."

Holding the whistle in his right hand, Qi Yuncheng held the table with his left hand and gasped continuously, exaggerating every breath, and Luan Yunping complained after seeing it, "You've finished blowing these few mouthfuls."

"Doo~~~~Aww! Dead!"

"As for?"

"The students ran away, leaving only two to ask Teacher Yu to take them away and rescue Teacher Sun."

"That still needs to be rescued."

"But let's be honest." Qi Yuncheng suddenly sighed, "It's not easy for Teacher Yu at such an advanced age. You don't have to take a few breaths like a young man and enter the classroom. The uncle ran down and entered the classroom panting enough, but he couldn't Breathe too much, the students are still waiting for class, so let the breath go down.

Qi can go down. "

"Of course we can go down." Luan Yunping followed with a firm statement.

"Your breath is like life. You cover your mouth and don't want to breathe too much, and you are thinking about your breath. This wicked person is blocking it, so let's go down."

"Is this an idea?"

"Go down and look for it, and see if there is a light, hey!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly saw something, and he was very happy with the naked eye, "Hey, there seems to be a light ahead, flickering!"

"Don't describe it."

"Come out while there's light. Beep~~Bang! Da! Puff~~Puff~Puff~Puff~~

"Okay." Luan Yunping laughed amusedly, "Is it gas? Didn't it bring anything else?"

Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, feeling extremely uncomfortable on the stage, squinting his eyes and said, "A puff of smoke came out from the middle, rear and lower part, and the whole classroom was shrouded in thick smoke, and Teacher Yu couldn't be seen anymore. Guo Qiling was frightened at a young age, and Elder Sun withdrew his supernatural powers." Bar!"

"Hey! Elder Sun is still trying to rescue him, how did he get out of here?"

"Teacher Yu came out of the clouds in 10 minutes, of course..." Qi Yuncheng smiled suddenly, with a slightly embarrassed expression, "Teacher Yu is also shy and has a dignified teacher, but he can't hold it back at this age, and then I wonder if there is a way to stop it a little .”

"Block it?" Luan Yunping was taken aback.

"How about some grapes?"

"it's OK?"

Qi Yuncheng grinned, "The problem is that grapes are easy to break."

Luan Yunping: "Hey, it's easy to dirty the pants."

"The key is to sit down after plugging it up, and it will be cracked in two."

"how?"

"Uncle Yu is a thong!!"

"Don't mention it!"

Luan Yunping slapped and pulled, and the theater still laughed a lot. Uncle Yu and thongs are already a proper standard in the hearts of the audience.

And Yu Qian, who has been talked about all the time, can't do anything with his hands behind his back in the side screen. He usually talks about nothing. He wants to say what he wants to say. The key is that his master is still here. What thongs, what dirty pants, oops, I don't know how speechless .

I was too embarrassed to chat with Master.

But it's okay to see Master laughing constantly, as long as the children and the audience are happy.

On the contrary, he, as an uncle, began to think about Yun Cheng's arrangements. The newlyweds had only rested for more than ten days.

It stands to reason that you can bring your family members to the performance, but the girl still has her own affairs, which is probably difficult enough.

Just as he was thinking, when he raised his head, the master next to him suddenly asked, "Degang, what are your plans for the second half of the year? I heard that the first half of the year is very busy."

Watching the child's performance, Guo Degang suddenly twitched his lips, "It was indeed like this in the first half of the year, and it will be a little easier in the second half of the year, but it's not that easy.

It’s not even honeymoon, so I came here to perform, and the child will have several commercial performances in a few days.”

"Is the arrangement so full?"

Hearing Uncle's exclamation, Guo Degang could sense something, "Do you have any plans?"

"I can't talk about any plans." Shi Fukuan waved his hand, "I just want to bring my child to Tianjin Spring Festival Gala to talk about it this time during the Chinese New Year.

There is already news here, only the contact person agrees.But it's still very early, so let's say something first. "

"You are supporting the child, so if there is anything else you promise or not, the child will definitely go."

"It's better to seek the opinions of the children, otherwise it will be difficult to pile up with the arrangements at the end of the year."

"Yes, life and work balance."

Guo Degang was silent for nearly a second, because he said at the end of the year that he had to give the child time to have a child, but it was not a matter, so he made a promise to his husband.

"Don't worry about this, I will arrange the time, and I will give the child a mouthful when he comes down."

Shi Fukuan nodded, and turned his eyes to the stage, but now he began to envision a program for Tianjing Spring Festival Gala in the future. This program was once mentioned by his partner Yaowen.

After so many years, he has not missed his old partner, especially seeing the children get up one after another.

The same goes for Yue Yunpeng, when Hou Yaowen got sick in the backstage, it was Xiaoyue, the big and three rough, who crushed Hou Yaowen's back.

But they didn't pay attention to Xiaoyue at that time, he was just a child like a student.

Qi Yuncheng was similar, after all, it wasn't popular at that time.

However, those that were not popular at that time were fine, and those that were popular at the beginning are now considered to be gone.

Taking a deep breath, Shi Fukuan continued to listen to the child's cross talk.

……

Qi Yuncheng: "Uncle Yu was out of paper in the toilet, and saw Sun Yue coming: Fatty, give me some paper!

He took out the paper and gave it to Teacher Yu, and Sun Yue took off the whistle on Teacher Sun's neck and hung it on a nail. "

Luan Yunping was puzzled, and pointed to where it hung, "Teacher Yu's bullet necklace is also on it."

"Only one nail!"

"Just hang it up here?"

"Uncle Sun's whistle was put together with Teacher Yu's bullet, and after putting it away, I started to squat in the toilet. Now squat, wipe your pants! Wipe your pants! Woo~~Wipe your pants!"

"Is he still speeding up?"

Qi Yuncheng pointed with his left and right fingers, "The two of you were squatting next to each other, and you heard the sound to seduce your appetite."

"I have never heard that going to the toilet can also arouse appetite."

"I think of my favorite food when I was a child, sesame paste and live brown sugar!"

"Oh!" Luan Yunping was so disgusted behind the table, "It's so disgusting."

"Teacher Yu said that I will buy one after a while. I stand up and put on my pants and leave. I go out and come back."

"how?"

"I forgot to wipe it, it's finished..." Qi Yuncheng's expression was not right, he suddenly looked to the side and was stunned, and slowly pointed, "The small bullet seems to be still hanging there."

"Don't forget this."

"Teacher Yu thought that if this was brought up, Fatty Sun would have to laugh at me, so he blocked Fatty Sun with his body and reached out to touch the end of the rope, but the whistle came off when he touched it."

"Yes, the one hanging at the back must be at the front."

"Uncle Sun Yue's whistle is custom-made, made of pure iron, twelve catties!!!"

"I've never heard of it!!!" Luan Yunping gasped behind the desk, "A twelve-pound iron whistle?"

Qi Yuncheng pinched the length, "Teacher Yu used such a big iron whistle to block Sun Yue, poof!!!"

"Ouch!"

"Everyone, you think the bullet is only this big, and there is a point at one end!" Qi Yuncheng pinched the length with his index finger and thumb again, but it was half shorter than the iron whistle, and then stuffed it back, bouncing around out of the vicinity of the microphone.

Luan Yunping responded with a smile, "Is Teacher Yu still naive?"

"Let's go like this, but today is different! Big iron whistle! Pfft!" Qi Yuncheng stared forward as if he had seen a ghost, and there seemed to be something hidden in his eyes Incomprehension and pain.

Once this expression was in place, the audience couldn't laugh anymore.

"Hahaha! It's amazing. With this appearance, I really think that Uncle Yu stuffed it in."

"Why do I always feel like this is real?"

"The cross talk is made up, but this part is true."

"It's absolutely true. No matter what Uncle Yu does, it's impossible to destroy the character."

……

The audience laughed and complained one by one below, while Luan Yunping looked at her partner but dared not move at all, for fear of increasing the trauma if she moved.

After waiting for a long time, Qi Yuncheng finally made some movements, but he was still not normal, limping slowly as if he was about to die.

And even if it was just a few movements, many of the actors below couldn't stop laughing. They liked listening to teacher Yu's stories more than traditional jokes, especially this one.

After all, if you listen to traditional jokes, you can really understand everything from Guankou?Not necessarily, the audience is getting bigger and bigger. Many people start from knowing Deyun with fun jokes, and then go on to understand some traditional things after getting to know Deyun.

Anyway, the audience will come to whatever they like, if they really want to show their feelings, cross talk dramas were an example.

But at this moment, although many of the actors on the side screen were watching the performance, Yue Yunpeng from the previous scene stood behind and kept tinkering with the thing that the senior brother sang in the background.

It's fun to think about it, but can I try to write more things, and what words should I follow after I write?

(End of this chapter)