Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 382 I still eat a shrimp! 【Subscribe】

Back on the stage, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping began to count 10 minutes in their hearts.

It has to be counted, the next program is for the master and the uncle, it can't be exceeded, it's okay to be a little shorter by a minute or two, so that Teacher Gao can take the second place.

Anyway, the few of them have talked about the scene for many years, and they generally don't make mistakes in terms of time length.

When the applause stops.

Looking at the gymnasium full of people, Qi Yuncheng returned to the arena and said, "Thank you for your applause, the people who came today are indeed very scary, and there may even be quite a few outside.

For this reason, our cast is not low. My master, Mr. Yu, Mr. Gao and some seniors are all there. "

"Yes."

"But it stands to reason that one person should be there."

"Who is it?" Luan Yunping asked.

"I don't know if you guys understand, it's Hou Zhen. Our name is Hou Ye. The eldest son and grandson of Master Hou Baolin has been working in our Deyun Club."

When the name of the person was mentioned, there was some movement in the audience below, which was obviously clear.

Although Qi Yuncheng's voice sounded messy, they should have listened to a lot of cashew nut chicken and license plate cross talk. These two jokes are really popular, and they have millions of views on online platforms.

So I didn't introduce too much, and said directly, "Master Hou actually has to miss our uncle Yu Qianyu."

"how?"

"My master knew me, Master Hou, through Uncle Yu, and Master Hou came to Deyun Club because of him. One of the reasons why he was able to do this well is because of my brothers and sisters."

"Yes, a master."

"Hey~" Suddenly Qi Yuncheng's face changed, and he sighed, "We originally planned to come here with us to perform, but it was indeed delayed because of something, so it's a pity, and he probably felt bad."

"Yo." Luan Yunping was surprised, with a little bit of concern, "What happened?"

"Warcraft has activities in the past few days, and he is afraid that he will miss it."

"Hey!!!"

Hahahaha!

Laughter came out one after another, Qi Yuncheng was also happy, and put his hands into his sleeves, "Master Hou is such a person, you let him perform abroad, it's better to let him play games at home with peace of mind, nothing. picture."

"That's right."

"This person's mouth is broken, he babbles, and his brains can boil."

"The pot is on."

"What are you doing? What's the matter? What's the matter? Is it plausible? Is it plausible?"

"It's really like learning."

"But he is very nice." Qi Yuncheng came out of the state of imitating the tone, "I also mentioned him and the uncle's brothers and sisters just now, and they have a good personal relationship, and they are young."

"That's true."

"The two of you grew up in the same alley when you were young. At that time, Uncle Yu Qianyu was a few years older than the other children. The head of the child named himself a captain."

The corners of Luan Yunping's mouth turned upward, "It happened to me when I was a child."

"Including when we were kids." Qi Yuncheng patted himself, and said proudly, "I am the captain, and I will take care of you guys. At that time, the uncle was the captain, and he took care of the younger Hou Zhen. Hou Zhen is his team member.

Captain Tiantian and his team members are very happy. "

"Huh? Just these two people?"

"Who cares about the two children who talk about cross talk? It's fun to play together every day. In fact, the uncle and his childhood life at that time..." Qi Yuncheng paused, glanced at Luan Yunping, and then continued, "It's pretty miserable."

Luan Yunping responded, "But it's worth remembering."

"There is nothing to eat, and there is nothing to play, but it is really sweet to think about. A big iron ring, push it with an iron ring, and walk on the street for four hours. Now drive them to the street to play for four hours. Isn't this crazy when you think about it?"

"I'm not too tired."

"What's so beautiful about it? Have you ever played with catching dragonflies?"

"I played." Luan Yunping nodded.

"Sometimes I really don't take advantage of it. I take off the vest to smoke the dragonfly. I am very happy. Especially in the past, children are the happiest during the New Year and holidays."

"Everyone is happy."

"Why." Qi Yuncheng led the audience to ask and answer questions like reminiscing, "I can change into new clothes, eat good food, and set off cannons during the Chinese New Year. I don't know if Moer can set off cannons.

But it’s not like what it is now. Once you buy it, you can buy thousands of dollars of cannons, and then pull a car of fireworks. We were fine when we were young, but how could the uncle and the others have this when they were young. "

"The main reason is that you are too poor." Luan Yunping stood beside her and kept holding her hands.

"Throwing a whip on the ground is a prodigal."

"You can't let it go like that."

Qi Yuncheng made a small tearing movement with both hands, "Tear it apart, take a mosquito coil and throw it there, bang! It exploded, this is the fun."

It seemed that Luan Yunping was also happy when she recalled coming here before, "That's right."

"Although the Hou family has a little money, they are reluctant to let their children play with guns, for fear of ruining themselves, so Hou Zhen has never seen him.

Uncle’s previous conditions generally couldn’t afford guns, so he could only pick up others and release them.Whoever throws a cannon, it crackles, crackles, and if there is one that doesn't sound, pick it up and let it go. "

Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and pointed, "Lie down on the ground and pick it up."

"Look everywhere to see who puts out the whole whip. There was a family who threw a whip and let it go cracklingly. Uncle Yu rushed over."

Apart from anything else, Qi Yuncheng tucked his hands into his sleeves, and covered the hanging firecrackers completely with his body forward. The audience saw a lot of laughter.

Luan Yunping didn't expect it: "Master, won't it be blown up? Lie down on your head?"

Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth and touched his coat from top to bottom, "Come together, this piece is all rotten. Hey, don't mention it, one of them really didn't ring."

"They're all lying on the floor, so you're covering the one that didn't make any noise?"

"Look!" Qi Yuncheng held a small firecracker in his right hand and began to twitch, "The hard work was not in vain, that's great, now I have the master's right to use this firecracker."

"Master's right to use?"

"Happy! Hou Zhen is at the side: report to the captain, give me the gun!!"

Luan Yunping: "Why?"

Qi Yuncheng played the role of the uncle with a cannon and yelled, "Wishful thinking, didn't you see that my cotton jacket and trousers are all rotten? But you are my team member, you can share my happiness."

"How do you share this?" Luan Yunping tilted her head curiously.

"This cannon can't be heard by others, just the two of us, but where can we put it?"

"You have to hide."

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng smiled and pointed to the side when he saw something, "Public toilet."

"There's no one in the toilet?" Luan Yunping also pointed.

"You two are naughty, come on! Uncle is in the head, Hou Zhen runs behind, blah, blah, keep running. Uncle Yu went into the toilet first."

After speaking, Qi Yuncheng panted like a dog behind the microphone, which caused a lot of commotion, and Luan Yunping immediately broke the defense when she saw it.

"Master, what's the matter with the mouth? Isn't it good to go in after breathing well at the door? I said that I have been with the uncle for so many years, why is the mouth so heavy!!"

Hahahaha!

Luan Yunping turned out the burden at this moment, and the laughter became more and more loud.

Qi Yuncheng leaned on the table with one hand and remained silent for a long time before speaking, "Master's face is dark."

"They're all poisoned."

"Toilets are smelly."

"The uncle sucked in the co-authoring?"

"Happy! After a while Hou Zhen will come in, huh huh~~"

Qi Yuncheng gasped again, and Luan Yunping was speechless, "This is a big mouthful, and the rest belong to him."

"Four and 10 minutes, both of them were breathing well. Hou Zhen said: report to the captain, let it go."

"It should have been released long ago."

Holding the small firecracker with his thumb and forefinger, Qi Yuncheng looked down, "Wait a minute, let me find one more."

"Ouch."

"This is fine, this is a lot!!" Qi Yuncheng got excited with the things, "Hey!"

"what happened?"

"There's still a shrimp here."

"Alright!! There's another one with indigestion!!"

Finally came the most disgusting part, and Luan Yunping couldn't stand listening to it, because it was impossible not to imagine the picture, let alone praise him.

The audience is similar, but this is just the beginning.

"噗!!" Qi Yuncheng learned an onomatopoeia and started to light the cannon. After lighting the cannon, he threw it on the ground immediately.

Luan Yunping quickly pulled her up, "Still watching?"

"puff!!!!"

"The sound is muffled."

"Master, look up." Qi Yuncheng was about to cry when he played the role, and after touching his chest with both hands, he covered his face in pain.

Luan Yunping quickly shouted, "Don't wipe it on your face!!"

Qi Yuncheng: "Woo~~ Get me all over!"

Luan Yunping: "That's right."

Qi Yuncheng: "Hou Zhen looked at him, you are not bad."

Luan Yunping: "What?"

Qi Yuncheng: "I also eat a piece of shrimp."

Luan Yunping: "Huo!! Don't talk about you!!"

……

Hahahahaha!
"Oh!!!"

"it is good!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Falling to the bottom is a burden, and at the moment the gymnasium with more than [-] people boiled, not to mention the laughter, the audience was indeed disgusted.

It is no longer a matter of imagination or not, the taste is almost there.

"My mother, this paragraph is so explosive that I have no feeling for shrimp in an instant."

"Although I have never been to a public toilet, I feel inexplicably uncomfortable."

"It seems that there was no reason to oppose the three vulgarities back then."

"It's too much to eat. This cross talk is even more powerful than Zhenghuo!!"

……

Hearing the movement, Qi Yuncheng was happy as he stepped off the stage. Their restlessness already showed that the encore segment was a success, and they had to leave a deep impression no matter what.

Although the impression is a bit dirty, it's over if you're happy.

After a while, the host came up on time to announce the curtain.

After the curtain call, when Guo Degang and Yu Qian came up, the scene was even more joyful. The former turned on the microphone and spoke first, "I remember the night before we came out, Xiaoyue and Shaobing ate shrimp dumplings, and they were delicious. .”

"Oh, all right! It's not disgusting enough."

Hahaha!
The laughter in today's theater was almost continuous, Guo Degang nodded firmly, "Life is better, I guess there is nothing I can't digest, otherwise Yu Qian and Hou Zhen will have to play with guns again."

"Don't mention it."

"Let me introduce Hou Zhen again. Although he is not here, his story should be passed down on the stage."

"Not dead yet."

Talking about Hou Zhen again, even if he didn't come today, the sense of participation is full.

Who told them that these actors love to talk, and they have created a lot of

As for whether he didn't want to come to play the game, of course it was a burden and a joke, and it was impossible not to come if he was given a mission.

But there are indeed some things to deal with in China, so it is not easy to follow.

Going on like this one program after another, the ten programs tonight are enough for overseas audiences to enjoy listening to, and when Qi Yuncheng was talking to the uncle, the effect of the uncle's crazy speech was even higher than that of a small theater.

That part is the most hilarious.

So watching the performance of the two of them, Guo Degang smiled very happily on the side screen. At the same time, it also proved that Deyun is indeed becoming more and more prosperous, and he did not dare to think about setting up overseas branches.

Now it is a matter of course to establish, and the local organization and leaders took the initiative to contact and make good friends, otherwise, how could it be so smooth.

Anyway, since it was established, regardless of whether there are special events or not, people will be sent to perform every year. It's better for Yuncheng to lead the team or Xiaoyue Huo, Xiaoyue to lead the team or something.

Even recruiting actors locally is not out of the question.

But happy to be happy, Guo Degang watched the children perform and was thinking about it, because Yuncheng's theater performances are really solid now, with year after year performances, and a few months of touring in the first half of the year, the stage experience has accumulated to a certain level .

Then what he will do next and what he will participate in, the master can no longer control him.

His idea was to let Yuncheng accumulate cross talk experience, and it was the same when he discussed with other people from the beginning. After he settled down, he would no longer worry about being a master, and he didn't need to worry as much as before.

There are too many things happening, I am afraid that after listening to Mr. Zhang for so many years, I will fall on the last step. This is a common thing in the circle, and I am afraid of the last high step.

Because your vision and gaze will be different after you go up.

When Guo Degang thinks about it now, he feels that he was in a trance during that time, but watching the child walk step by step is not wrong no matter what.

It's good to see it at a glance now, it can be said that he is the pillar of Deyun at the moment.

"Old Guo, what are you thinking?"

Suddenly Gao Feng, who was also watching the show, came over with his hands behind his back and asked.

Turning his head to look at Lao Gao, Guo Degang grinned happily, "What else can you think? Children, I have discussed with you all back then, and I have all kinds of worries. Looking at Yun Cheng now, maybe I was too much at that time gone."

Gao Feng waved his hand, and began to help him settle the accounts one by one, "I don't think it's too much. Instead, you have to watch step by step to be at ease. Otherwise, you can talk about knowing Mr. Yu Kuizhi and the others on variety shows? Although they are still busy. , but Xiqu Yuncheng has made too much progress.

Not to mention the other gentlemen, our Mr. Jin has also learned a lot, right?
He was so busy that he didn't have time to go.

Anyway, now it is really going to the old artist, and now I heard that there is a little girl following, right?OK no. "

As soon as he said it, Guo Degang was really satisfied by Gao Feng, and he smiled even more happily, "It's all because of the fate of the child. After getting married, if there is another child to follow, Yuncheng can feel more responsibility on his shoulders."

"So I envy Yun Cheng, and at his age, he has a lot of things to do. Work harder. Last year you went to the Spring Festival Gala. It is not impossible for him to go to the Spring Festival Gala this year. The working group for the Spring Festival Gala in August and September will be established soon. Look Which actors will be invited to when the time comes."

"That's all fake. It's not necessarily good to have sex with a child."

The two brothers and sisters muttered a few words, it was purely nonsense, when the chat was about the same, Gao Feng patted his coat and was about to go on stage.

He was second, he had to delay the duration of all the shows today, but fortunately there was no problem.

Play for a few minutes at most.

Gao Feng went up, and naturally Qi Yuncheng and Yu Qian stepped down.

"Master!" The former shouted respectfully.

"Hey, go down and rest."

With a laugh, Guo Degang followed him to the backstage to rest.

At the end of the next show, he had to sit for a while and drink some tea to moisten his throat. After moistening his throat, he also felt inexplicably emotional, and mentioned it to the child.

"After returning to China to get married, our family will visit Mr. Zhang's grave!"

"it is good!"

Qi Yuncheng nodded, he would definitely not forget Mr. Zhang, when he was around, he really treated him as well as his grandfather did.

But this time, he could understand that there was some special meaning in sweeping the tomb.

One is that Deyun has set up a branch overseas, and the other is that he, who has been missed, finally got married, so he must go to see the old man anyway.

It can be regarded as the last happy grave.

Of course, Mr. Zhang has no blood relationship with him, but he has no father or mother in this life, let alone a higher elder, so Zhang Wenshun is his own grandfather.

Naturally, it's normal to go and see it when you get married.

I can't rest for too long in the background.

About half an hour later, Guo Degang and Yu Qian performed the last show on stage again.

As soon as the last show is over, there is a final curtain call.

Today's big show ended in a lively atmosphere. At the end of the moment, all the audience stood up and applauded, and then a large number of people walked towards the stage.

I want a photo and I want an autograph.

What they want is not simply chasing stars, but also a commemoration.

But overseas performances are more than that. What they are performing here is just to celebrate the establishment of the branch, so after a day or two of busy work tonight, they went to other cities to perform.

After all, there are still ten days left, enough time for them to travel around two or three cities.

And the time of ten or so days is also fast, passing in the blink of an eye, and at the same time, the wedding ceremony is getting closer and closer.

The wedding was on August [-]th, a very good day, and my wife Wang Hui also asked someone to calculate it.

But when Qi Yuncheng was about to come back, Song Yi was nervous and worried at home. The closer the marriage was, the busier he would be. However, her husband said that he would think about it when he came back.

Otherwise, she would not be able to keep up with the busy work of a girl.

Don't look at getting married as if you get a certificate, take wedding photos and make an appointment for a banquet.

But the process of that day and the previous few days was very complicated.

"Master, when will Master come back?"

At this moment, in a low-luxury house on the Fourth Ring Road of Yanjing, a little girl muttered while writing her summer homework.

Song Yi sat on the sofa and watched TV while responding, "Tomorrow."

"When will we pick it up together?"

"Can!!"

"Then Madam, can I attend when you get married?"

"Are you going to participate?" Song Yi looked at the TV and suddenly turned to the little girl at the table not far away, "You wouldn't turn to your master, would you join the enemy directly on the day of the wedding?"

"..."

Zhou Gulan, who was writing English words, suddenly froze with a pen, and continued writing after a second or two, "No, definitely not!"

(End of this chapter)