Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 370: The Trick and the Bell Score! 【Subscribe】

"Yuncheng, here it is! Thank you!!"

Looking at the actors above, Zhou Xiaoyue stood on tiptoes and tried to pass the box in her hand. It didn't exist that it was not as high as the stage, but she just wanted to get closer to the actors.

The tall girl next to her is similar.

Fortunately, they came quickly, and the people behind them overwhelmed them after a while.

There are gifts and close-up photos.

"No, I have to thank you."

Qi Yuncheng thanked him while receiving the gift, while Zhou Xiaoyue responded with a smile as usual.

And after the gift from the tall girl was thankfully taken away, she looked at Yueyue and whispered.

"You guys really know each other well? I've been talking to you a few times, can I really get a group photo?"

"Of course, go back first."

With a word, Zhou Xiaoyue grabbed her hand and returned to the seat between them.

When the gifts are almost received.

Qi Yuncheng also returned to the back of the table and began to pack things, presents and things used by the previous actors.

At this time Zhang Jiuling finally said, "It can be seen that everyone is very excited, because my partner has something to do today, so I asked my brother to measure one for me temporarily.

I guess most people don't know, but they also brought gifts when they came, which should be for other actors.

All delivered now. "

Qi Yuncheng added with a smile, "I cut everything off."

"Actually, the theater in Sanlitun is no stranger to us. Each team takes turns to perform, and sometimes they come to help perform."

"Correct."

"It's really rare today. I'm with my senior brother, so I came to the court today with questions."

Qi Yuncheng was a little flustered behind the desk, "Are you trying to test me?"

Zhang Jiuling quickly replied, "No, I just want to ask you something that I don't understand."

"Don't make it too difficult, I just graduated from elementary school."

"It's okay, I just graduated from technical secondary school."

"Then it's no wonder Luan Yunping arranged the two of us together."

When the two actors on the stage talk, no matter what the burden is or not, the audience likes the state of the two talking, especially when it comes to De Yun's funny education.

"Brother, let me ask you! Speaking of this toad, have you seen it?"

Looking at Zhang Jiuling, Qi Yuncheng nodded repeatedly, "Yes."

"Here comes the question. Why is it said that the toad is so small, and the sound it calls out is so loud? When it calls, croak croak!! Why?"

"Oh." Qi Yuncheng held his words, "I don't dare to teach you, I'll just talk nonsense."

"Just comment on it."

"A toad is a frog, and there is another kind of toad, so it's just called a toad."

"Yes. But why is it so loud?"

After slowly explaining, Qi Yuncheng uttered another sentence, "You can't be in a hurry, I have to slowly clear your mind. If there is any question, I have to know, and our education is similar."

"Don't mention this."

"Okay! Why does the frog cry so loudly?"

"why?"

"Comrades!" As he was speaking, Qi Yuncheng suddenly leaned on the table and faced the audience, "What a good question, really, what a good question to ask. Toad screams loudly, so it must have its reasons.

By the way, what are you asking? "

Hahahahaha!
After a re-examination, many young and beautiful women's laughter came from below. There were men, but the voices of the girls were more presumptuous.

Zhang Jiuling waited for this one for a long time, very speechless, "Toad! Quack quack! Why is it so small and loud."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, and made gestures with both hands, "It's not big, but... its mouth is very big."

"Yo, really."

"Look. It has a big mouth and a big belly, so the sound it makes is naturally loud."

Zhang Jiuling took a deep breath and lowered his voice a bit, "My friends, if you can explain it, something with a big mouth and a big belly will grow louder when it screams!"

"Yes, it's not just toads, everything works together."

"Wait a minute, I don't understand, how do you explain everything?"

"You see, all your studies are in vain. One theory of everything is one theory of everything."

"Oh, I see. As long as the stomach is big, the voice of the mouth will be loud."

"How do you understand?" Qi Yuncheng couldn't help laughing suddenly.

Senior brother smiled, Zhang Jiuling couldn't help it even more, "I thought you could really explain, otherwise what would I say."

Small theaters are relatively calm in saying what they say, and it does not prevent the actors from laughing, and their laughter can also drive the audience.

Qi Yuncheng restrained his smile, and reaffirmed, "Yes! That's the theory of everything."

"It's not right, brother."

"how?"

Zhang Jiuling pinched the left and right hands, "We have a wastebasket at home. The wastebasket has a big mouth and a big belly. Why doesn't it bark?"

"Wastebasket?"

"Yeah, the wastepaper basket, the old-fashioned one."

"That's a dead thing. Toad is a living thing. If you throw some paper, does the paper basket make sense?"

"Didn't you say that your mouth is big and your stomach is growling?" Zhang Jiuling put his hands behind his back, as if he had found a reason.

"What material is your wastebasket made of?"

"bamboo."

"That's right. Can the bamboo bark? Not to mention it can't even make a sound."

"The bamboo one doesn't sound? What about the shengxiao and flute? It's also made of bamboo. When you blow it, it's whirring. You don't care if it sounds good or not, just ask if it's bamboo?"

Looking at Zhang Jiuling, Qi Yuncheng pointed, "I knew you had to ask this question as soon as I guessed it. What are you bragging about?"

"Blow the eye on the top."

"For a layman, don't you know how to say witty words? The handle of a casserole is called cowardice (meaning you don't know how to do it)! Is that called eye? That's called pin."

"Pin?" Zhang Jiuling was instantly amused, "I really learned a lot from my brother! I talked about this when I was thirteen. Don't I know about Pin?"

"That's not your word."

"The key is that no one here corrected me before."

"Aren't I here?"

"Okay, I'm listening."

"A bamboo with eyes, it can definitely blow out, it has eyes to make a sound."

Zhang Jiuling nodded as if he wanted to understand, "Then look at the rice sieve in the grain store, there are more than 1 eyes on it, why doesn't it make noise?"

After being silent for a second or two, Qi Yuncheng looked back at Zhang Jiuling, "I have to correct you here,"

"Ah?" Zhang Jiuling responded subconsciously, not knowing what the elder brother was going to say.

"This is a noodle sieve!! It doesn't have a rice sieve, how do you sieve rice? How big are the eyes for sifting rice? That's a noodle sieve! There are cornmeal sieves for stick noodles, and it's a matter of big eyes and small eyes."

The voice came out, and the audience below couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Jiuling also looked convinced, clasping his hands together and respectfully, "My brother is wrong! Let's make sure the show goes on, or I will go crazy."

"Yes!"

It was the first time that Zhang Jiuling was measured by senior brother Yuncheng, and Zhang Jiuling really wanted to laugh and die, and he didn't know what he could say every time.

The two of them continued talking after that.

But Qi Yuncheng's burden is not sure, one after another.

Especially when it comes to gongs, one gong and one gong almost drive him crazy.

So Meng Hetang and a few Jiuzike watched from the side screen and couldn't help laughing.

"Senior Brother, what kind of crime is Jiu Ling doing?"

"Brother Shi is really amazing, he can kill everyone, including teasers."

"If it's me, I can't take it every time. How can I take it? This is all I have to do is laugh."

……

Time passed by every second.

Qi Yuncheng kept measuring his junior, but he was the only one who knew what Jiu Ling was thinking.

Fortunately, it went smoothly afterwards.

When it came to the second half of the bell score, Zhang Jiuling continued: "Recently, I saw my brother's father, that is, Mr. Qi! Mr. Qi is not young this year."

"Correct!"

"He was in poor health and retired early. After retirement, he didn't stay idle at home. If he had nothing to do, he went to the suburbs to play, hunt or something."

"Yes!"

"The old man is really particular about hunting. He goes with an eagle. The most authentic hunter of ours is my senior brother and father."

"Ok!"

"The eagle is called Haidongqing, and it's not cheap, more than one hundred thousand."

For a few words, Qi Yuncheng agreed word by word behind the table, in order to prepare for his own words later.

And Zhang Jiuling really didn't know what was behind, "I went to the suburbs to hunt with the eagle and the dog. I was just curious. I took a look at the eagle raised by the old man. I saw such a few bells on the eagle's claws.

Don't ask, Bai Sui Ling.

The eagle raised by the old man was born prematurely, what should I do?The old man, Feudal, took the eagle to recognize the bird's father.What is a goose and what is a quail. "

Some laughter came.

Qi Yuncheng finally stopped, "Have you finished?"

Zhang Jiuling turned his head, "It's over."

"It's up to me, then don't blame me for my performance. I have to enjoy the rare flattery."

Hahahaha!

Knowing that he was coming again, Zhang Jiuling was so happy that he quickly wiped his sweat with a white handkerchief, while the audience below couldn't wait.

Anyway, I don't know why a particularly traditional bell score can be said to be like this.

"This eagle was hatched from an egg, and it was born prematurely? Did you knock it open for him?"

"Live beads."

"It's outrageous." Qi Yuncheng waved his hand and began to talk seriously, "I haven't been to the small theater for a long time, I don't know what the standard is now, after all, I have been reported.

And our cross talk is not real. "

"No, I mean it seriously." Zhang Jiuling clasped his hands together.

"Don't be busy, wait for me to finish."

"Okay, I'm not busy!"

"Just listen to it for fun, that's why the fiction says that, because the eagle is now a protected animal."

Hahahaha!

In an instant, there was laughter again from under the stage.

And Zhang Jiuling took a deep breath immediately after hearing the protection of animals, and quickly dropped the white handkerchief, "I haven't seen it before, and I haven't seen that eagle either!"

Qi Yuncheng looked determined, "That's right, don't let me come to the small theater with great difficulty, you sent me in."

"Yes, I just saw the photos in my senior brother's house."

"No, our hawks are flies. But I have to tell you what it is. By the way, is the bell behind the tail or on the talons?"

Zhang Jiuling was excited and very cooperative, "It doesn't matter, it's where you decide it is. Don't make me wrong, you still correct me."

Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and continued, "Generally speaking, it hangs behind the tail."

"Oh." Zhang Jiuling really wanted to die at this moment, and muttered in a low voice, "I learned a lot today, and I will change everything later."

"This is indeed a place called Yin Renling. Hunting... Of course, my father always went to that legal place. As for hunting, there are also seasons. They are hunted in autumn and spring. Even if it is spring, it can't be the beginning of spring. In spring, the grass will be taller.

The grass is taller in autumn.

The rabbit is short, the eagle pounced on the rabbit, two bells were buried in the grass, and nothing could be found, so the bell played a role.

People can find it when they hear the sound, so it is called Yinrenling, you understand it. "

Zhang Jiuling listened to a long paragraph, scratched his head and approached the microphone and said, "Why do you explain more than others? It's so detailed!"

Qi Yuncheng: "I'm done talking, it's your turn."

Zhang Jiuling: "Alright!"

……

……

The crosstalk continued, and after talking about the avoidance bell worn by the daughter-in-law, Zhang Jiuling leaned on the table tiredly, "My senior brother's family now wakes up early every day, because I have to do it at home early, what a particular family."

"Ah."

"Especially the soy milk, instead of buying it outside, I grind it at home. I live in a one-story house at home, so I have to spare a mill in the upper house."

"I didn't take the house to grind it."

"Just make a room in the hut on the side. The donkey pulls the mill. It's very traditional. The soy milk produced is authentic. But I'm a child in the city and I haven't seen small animals since I was a child. Let's go to the mill to have a look. go."

"Look at the freshness."

"I opened the door of the mill and saw a bell on the donkey's neck. Don't ask, avoid the bell. Because the donkey in the elder brother's house is feudal, I don't want to see my uncle..."

The more he listened, the more shameful he became, Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to scratch, "What you said is not right at all."

"I did everything you taught me."

"It is true that there is a donkey at home, not in the city, because in the city...although the donkey is not a protected animal, but... donkeys are not allowed in the city."

Once again, Zhang Jiuling stretched out his thumb, "Senior brother, you are too law-abiding, and this needs to be explained."

"I can't help it. I just got married and I have a wife." Qi Yuncheng pointed in a direction after talking about himself, "I did raise a little donkey in the suburbs."

"It has to be outside the Sixth Ring Road?" Zhang Jiuling said to help.

"It's just in the suburbs, for raising and playing, and at the same time grinding some soy milk for Lala, isn't it pure by grinding it yourself?"

“Clean and hygienic.”

"The outside is polished and watered for you. And the donkey does hang a bell. It has a word for the bell. You will understand when I say Jiuling."

Hearing this, Zhang Jiuling quickly waved his hands, "Speaking of a donkey, how can I understand, senior brother, please don't spare me, I am no longer the boy I was when I first came on stage.

But if I knew it earlier, I would be right. "

After seeing Qi Yuncheng torture Zhang Jiuling, the audience burst into laughter again.

As for this traditional cross talk, there is not much burden, but it is played by two people in various ways.

"Just speak the vernacular!" Qi Yuncheng didn't think too much, and continued to explain, "I'm afraid that the donkey will steal the mouth, and there is a characteristic when the donkey pulls the mill."

"What characteristics."

"I don't know if you have noticed that the donkey has been walking while pulling the mill."

"Then we haven't found out yet."

"As soon as the donkey is gone, the bell will ring naturally. Once the bell rings, it proves that the donkey is working. Don't ask when it has stopped!" Qi Yuncheng turned around and patted Zhang Jiuling immediately after speaking, "This donkey is stealing. "

"Why are you filming me?"

"My father took a small braid, gently... this does not belong to cruelty to animals."

"Brother, don't be so cautious, there are no police watching over the small theater."

"Pat the donkey lightly." Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan and tapped it. After finishing lighting, he said with a smile, "As for the donkey... oh, keep working! You know what it means."

"Slap this donkey again? Oh, I understand, donkeys stopped working in old age, so here's a little whip!!"

Qi Yuncheng frowned, "How can you do that?"

Zhang Jiuling completely broke his defense at this moment, "Brother, is it your style to be flattered?"

"I also learned from Lord Hou before. He flattered you, and you have to be crazy. Last time I went to Lord Hou's house, I shook hands and took my wedding ring away."

"This is the cross talk family?"

"No."

"Wait a minute, why is this talking about Lord Hou again, and Lord Hou doesn't wear a bell. Oh, what a crime I did today, tell me what marriage brings to men, and forced my senior brother to be like this .”

Hahahahaha!
It may also be because Zhang Jiuling was forced to say a very good sentence at this moment, the audience couldn't help but laugh, and Qi Yuncheng stood behind the table very satisfied. It seems that Jiuling is still very good.

Sometimes it's impossible to get something out without forcing it.

At the beginning, Xiaoyue's partner was Shi Aidong, and Shi Aidong also had a sultry style, which is how Xiaoyue's reaction ability was exercised.

But what made Zhang Jiuling break the defense was still behind, and Qi Yuncheng had been preparing all the time, and continued to hold the back.

……

……

Qi Yuncheng: "There is no such thing as stealing food from a donkey in our family. It was a bell, but there is indeed a bell on the house."

Zhang Jiuling: "Your father tied it."

Qi Yuncheng: "This is called a wake-up call."

Zhang Jiuling was also straightforward at the moment, "I don't understand, you explained everything this night, it's not bad this time."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Good evening, my father, go outside to play cards...you don't want to gamble!!!"

The taste of law-abiding came back again, Zhang Jiuling couldn't do anything amidst the audience's laughter, and immediately squatted to the side of the stage for a while before standing up, "Brother, didn't I ask you to support me when I was on stage just now?"

"Yeah, isn't it all up to you?"

"It's about to kill me, you go on."

"But he doesn't gamble, what does he play? I really didn't think of this, hey, I thought of it, drink water. They play cards and drink cold water... don't waste water!

If you lose the card, you can't drink other people's cold water, you have to bring your own cold water.

My father lost too much. He brought three bottles, and he still lost the game. The water he brought was gone.

What do you say?I was so anxious that my father was talking nonsense. "

Zhang Jiuling covered his face and laughed, "You're talking nonsense now."

"It was midnight at this time, and he went home and rang the doorbell.

Ding dong ding dong influences neighbors.My dad doesn't like to carry keys, he takes one and loses one, and two and loses a pair.Just think of a way, put a leather case at the door, stick it to the wall along a rope, and pull this set when you come back, the bell rang, and my mother heard it.

As soon as my mother heard it, she knew that my father was back and came out to open the door.

How about it, how good it is now! ! ! "

"Hey!" Zhang Jiuling also let go completely at this moment, sighed, "I almost forgot what we were talking about, the real brother's explanation is absolutely watertight. No gambling, no wasting water, no breaking the law, I also learned a lot today.

But why do I also know this? The main reason is that my senior brother's father and my father play cards and drink cold water together. After all, my father doesn't gamble for money! ! ! ! "

"Yes!! Refuse to gamble on drugs!!"

"Senior brother, one more short."

"A few big men can't talk about that."

Hahahahaha!
call~~

Pieces of laughter burst out again.

And the audience below have been laughing non-stop since they first came on stage, and now the muscles on their faces are almost stiff.

But the happier he is, the more he likes Qi Yuncheng. At the same time, many people also like Zhang Jiuling. Cooperating with his senior brother really made a lot of jokes.

Seriously speaking, it was Qi Yuncheng who really supported him. After indirectly making jokes, the audience paid more attention to these nine characters.

But Zhang Jiuling has a lot of thoughts in his heart now, there is no way, the senior brother is really taking care of him, he took care of almost all the words.

But it was only from the side that I really felt the strength of the senior brother, and the scene was controlled very tightly.

In this way, he also spoke very easily, but he didn't have any worries when he performed.

Further down, the bell spectrum is over.

The audience in the small theater continued to applaud and yell. In the end, there was nothing they could do. The two came back from the side screen to chat with the audience for a few more minutes.

During the chat, the audience below also expressed their emotions.

"Now I understand how powerful it is after being a teaser becomes a fan. Qi Yuncheng is so funny that he almost killed Zhang Jiuling."

"After all, it's Yunzike, it's very accurate."

"I guess Jiu Ling doesn't want Senior Brother to measure his life any more, and if he measures again, he will die."

"It's really easy to change a man after getting married. It's only been a few days, so I have to wonder who Qi Yuncheng's wife is."

(End of this chapter)