Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 365 I Just Want to See Teacher Guo's Real Height! 【Subscribe】

"Really, I won't bother you anymore, you must remember what happened to Yueyue."

Standing up, turning around, Song Yi walked out of the room.

The moment the door was closed, she was the only one left outside, and she immediately went to play on the sofa again, but the page of the phone changed to search.

The first sentence of the search is what should be paid attention to when getting a marriage certificate.

There are many answers of all kinds below, it is estimated that it will take a while to read.

But a little later, at noon, Qi Yuncheng dragged his girlfriend off the sofa and went to the kitchen to cook. If he can't cook, he has to learn.

Anyway, there are a lot of things in the refrigerator, enough for her to "experiment".

After Song's father and Song's mother came back to eat, a group of people were going to meet Mr. Guo.

It is easy to meet now, but it is difficult to go to the master and uncle when the Chinese New Year is approaching. Just as Qi Yuncheng thought, the old couple were indeed invited to participate in the Spring Festival Gala a long time ago.

So the closer it is to the Spring Festival Gala, the busier it is, with various reviews.

And the review of the Spring Festival Gala is undoubtedly the strictest. Many programs were killed here, even if the joke prepared by Guo Degang and Yu Qian didn't work at the end, it was a temporary one.

Just a few days after Deyun sealed the box, New Year's Eve arrived.

Fireworks are still allowed in this era. That night, even near the neighborhood where Qi Yuncheng lived, there were fireworks all over the sky, full of flames.

The deafening sound of firecrackers rang out everywhere, and the air was filled with the smell of gunpowder and sulfur.

But the outside is lively, and the atmosphere inside is indispensable.

Because the master and the uncle are going to perform, the mistress, Dalin and the others all come to the reunion year.

When they came over, plus Song's father and mother, they ensured that the food was not bad. Chicken, duck and fish were the most basic, and the main thing was that everyone had their own specialties.

Anyway, I am happy, and I can have a few more flavors.

And when the meals were almost ready, Qi Yuncheng stayed with his girlfriend to cook in the kitchen.

"Now you know, a little salt is usually enough for this kind of dish, just pour a little salt, and then put a little chicken essence. You also need to control the heat a little bit."

"Ah."

Wearing an apron, Song Yi kept nodding in front of the steaming pot, then picked up the salt bag and prepared to pour it into the pot, and continued with a spatula below.

At the beginning, I shook it very carefully, but because the mouth was not too big, I couldn’t pour it out, and the dishes in the pot were still heating up, so I used a little more effort, and then a large piece of white salt was sprinkled in the pot. Almost a quarter full.

"This... is there a curse on you?"

Qi Yuncheng looked at the dishes in the pot, it was simply unsightly, it was too scary.

And why not use a small spoon to scoop it up? The main reason is that when my wife and the others made it, they poured it like this. After all, the family was poor in the early days, and they were not used to the seasoning box.

Besides, with the seasoning box, Qi Yuncheng was afraid that she would knock it over and spill it all in the pot.

"What to do? What to do? What to do!"

Seeing a lot of salt in the pot, Song Yi was so nervous that he dared not touch the pot.

"Hurry up and scoop out the salt first, as much as you can save."

"it is good!"

Song Yi rushed to save the salt, but it was very difficult to scoop out the salt, because there is water and oil in cooking, which melted quickly when poured in, so he could only scoop out that piece of vegetables.

The moment it was scooped out, Song Yiqian tasted it, and immediately it was too salty, but fortunately, the other places were not damaged much.

"Should I still put salt? I almost shoveled it all out."

"It's really important to let it go, it's fine."

"Oh, then I'll stir it a few times and serve it out."

After more than ten seconds, the dishes came out, and the last dish was ready, but Song Yi slowly took off her apron, panting like she just finished a battle.

"Eat, eat!"

Apart from anything else, the two turned off the fire, and went out of the kitchen together to call for someone to come to the table for dinner.

At the same time, the TV next to it was broadcasting the Spring Festival Gala, and Dong Qing and Li Shishi's blessings could be heard from time to time.

But when the dishes came, the wife gave her a look, she didn't know if the girl's cooking was still edible.

Qi Yuncheng nodded helplessly, it's okay for the time being, he tasted it, it was only slightly salty, but he could eat it.

After nodding her head, the teacher's wife was relieved, and she would be able to praise her daughter more.

But Qi Yuncheng was awkward, when to eat, he had to be the same as giving a signal on the street, or he said his girlfriend was a treasure.

When talking about big and small while eating, especially when the two of them are going to get the certificate in a few days, the parents will also follow.

But at this time, after watching several sketches by Cai Min, Shen Teng and others, Dalin muttered while eating.

"Master and my dad are coming."

After speaking.

The whole family looked over.

……

"Let's talk about these two people. Let's talk about cross talk for a long time, but they are definitely a new couple at the Spring Festival Gala."

"Test and test! It's the mules or the horses that come out to see if they can spit grape skins."

"Okay, Guo Degang and Yu Qian are welcome to our applause!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

"Oh!!!!"

After the rounds of applause, it was broadcast to other studios on TV. At the same time, amidst the restlessness of the audience below, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, both wearing fully embroidered coats, appeared on stage happily.

The moment they saw them, everyone who ate at home was happy. They must have been on TV before, but the Spring Festival Gala was definitely the first time.

"Thank you! The two hosts were also very nice just now, Li Yong and Zhu Jun, the two girls are very beautiful."

"Two girls?" Yu Qian laughed along with the audience, "What kind of look is this?"

"Today is a good day, New Year's Eve! Boundless spring, Haiyan and Heqing. Every year is different, every year is heavy. Only a great hero can subdue a tiger. A true hero is a dragon. The moon is full and flowers are good, and life is prosperous. Student Guo Degang , pay tribute to my food and clothing parents. Happy New Year to you all!!!!"

"it is good!!!"

"Crack, blah, blah, blah!"

When the master yelled loudly on the TV, Qi Yuncheng really wanted to laugh when he heard it, because the state of the master and the uncle were completely different, and the rhythm became very strange.

But Song Yi and the others didn't care, they just wanted to be happy, they were laymen after all.

After that, the cross talk continued to be performed in a fast-paced manner between the two. The name of the cross talk was Prodigal, and the jokes were said many times in small theaters.

……

Guo Degang: "Everyone is going abroad on a big yacht. Yachts, everyone, let's row our oars~~"

Yu Qian: "Hey, is this a yacht?"

Guo Degang: "I've never been on one, and I don't understand. Anyway, the big yacht is big, and I have encountered pirates at sea when I went abroad."

Yu Qian: "That's dangerous."

Guo Degang: "Pirates of the Caribbean! Take your gun and stop!!! Just stop the yacht."

Yu Qian: "That's right."

Guo Degang: "Why does the second uncle ask? I want money! I'm afraid, my second uncle is fine: ah, it doesn't matter."

Yu Qian: "Ask."

Guo Degang: "How much does it cost? 50!!"

Yu Qian: "Oh!"

Guo Degang: "I'll give you 100 million, and give me an invoice of 200 million!"

Yu Qian: "Huo! Good guy! What kind of idea is this?"

Hahahahaha!
Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

There was a burst of laughter and applause at the scene. Qi Yuncheng, who was eating, felt more and more that the people below were leading the place. It wasn't that the master and uncle said it was not ridiculous, but there was a feeling that it was too much and for the sake of excitement.

It may also be an illusion that he has seen it once in two lifetimes.

Guo Degang: "The pirates are crying, it's you who earn money."

Yu Qian: "Yes, he's gone."

Guo Degang: "I can't compare with him, but I have my own wishes."

Yu Qian: "What is your wish?"

Guo Degang: "I really hope that one day I will be successful. I can earn a lot of money, so I will spend my life desperately."

Yu Qian: "How can I spend my money?"

Guo Degang: "Eat, I'll have breakfast."

Yu Qian: "Have you never had breakfast before?"

……

The cross talk between the master and the uncle kept talking, but at this time the master quietly took a bite of the dish that the girl brought out last.

He put a bite into his mouth on the table, and smiled at Qi Yuncheng, as if saying that at least he could eat it.

Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but smile. She didn't know what happened in the kitchen just now. If she didn't save it, this dish would be another form of salt.

But everyone is happy, and he will not expose his girlfriend.

But the cross talk can't be too long. This time, the master and the uncle talked for 7 minutes at the Spring Festival Gala. The time seemed okay, but it was very short for them.

After they finish their performance.

It's time for the host to come on stage to announce the next show.

For the next program, Qi Yuncheng still cheered up, because it was an opera sung by Mr. Yu Kuizhi and a foreign friend in a symphony orchestra.

Needless to say, teacher Yu Kuizhi, foreign friends also sing well. As for why they cooperate in this way, it is probably because the Spring Festival Gala program group wants to express something.

In the future, there will be more songs and dances.

These words, a few of them have no interest.

"Yuncheng, you need to prepare some things in advance, otherwise it will be troublesome to get there, especially the wedding photos. Do you have any clothes? If not, I will buy some for you."

At the dinner table, Wang Hui said that she is someone who has been there, so she must have experience in these things. After all, it sounds like a very good thing to get a certificate, but it is actually very troublesome to survive a series of busy tasks.

It's not just as simple as filling out the form

Qi Yuncheng could only nod his head to know, and then deliberately opened up the topic. He didn't want to keep talking about this at the New Year's Eve dinner, or Song's father and Song's mother would add it to the chat, would it be okay?
Besides, how could they worry about getting the certificate.

However, it was late enough to finish the meal, and it ended at about nine o'clock.

At the moment when it was over, Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi were doing the washing and tidying up, and the parents were still thinking about the future arrangements.

While they were chatting, Guo Degang and Yu Qian did not stop at the Yangtai Spring Festival Gala studio after the performance.

After the performance and some interviews, I went straight home.

New Year's Eve, who wants to stay here.

However, when they went back, the two of them were speechless in the car, because they still didn't know the rhythm of their performance?It's too different from usual, but there's no way, the Spring Festival Gala must be like this, on time and on time, not to say that it's on time, but it can't exceed too much or decrease too much.

In order to perfectly meet the performance time, it is necessary to come one sentence at a time, otherwise each program will be a little more or a little less, and it will be troublesome to report the whole time.

There used to be 3 minutes of black time in the Spring Festival Gala.

"Last Spring Festival Gala was really tiring, so I won't come next time without saying anything." Guo Degang sighed while playing with the Concubine Xiang fan he brought this time.

"If you want to come, they have to invite you again."

After Yu Qian complained, Guo Degang couldn't help laughing beside him, "Go home early, I'll go to Yuncheng to see, they are going to get their certificates for Lantern Festival.

The wedding is estimated to be several months away. "

"That's not too slow!" Yu Qian spit out, "It's really fast, now Yuncheng is getting married, in the blink of an eye.

It felt like he just got up some time ago, found a girlfriend, and was about to get married soon, just like a dream. "

"Who says it's not, but it's not too short for two people to be together, it's not too fast."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian are indeed starting to age little by little now, and even the former is [-] this year, the older they get, the more lamented the children have grown up.

However, regarding Yuncheng's popularity, Guo Degang mentioned again, "This year there is another plan to perform abroad, and I plan to use the best lineup to go there.

So bring Yuncheng and Xiaoyue along, not to mention Lao Gao and the others, they have to act in several cities together.

At the same time, some people have already discussed the establishment of an overseas branch, and every year, so-and-so regularly goes there to perform. "

"Well, this is a good thing. Foreign friends really want to see domestic folk art." Yu Qian kept nodding after hearing this, and it was not the first time they went abroad.

It was precisely because of going abroad that they learned about their passion, so they decided to set up a branch.

At the same time, it's not just overseas, these branches in China have to start slowly. After all, the Deyun team is getting bigger and bigger, and they have to find more platforms for the actors to perform.

It is also to let people from all over the world know about Deyun Society.

This is the beginning of a stronger company or community.

After briefly talking about this matter, the two of them didn't stay in the car for too long, and began to go back to their respective homes.

After Guo Degang came to the child's place, Qi Yuncheng went all the way to pick up his master, and the house became even more lively when he came.

Until the twelfth night, the fireworks blared together, and the dark night was embellished with the brilliance that exploded continuously, just like daytime. Looking at Qi Yuncheng in the sky, I felt a lot of happiness in my heart.

This year is different from previous years, and I have taken a lot of responsibility on my shoulders.

Logically speaking, a group of them would also have to set off a lot of fireworks, but the fear of things like Kong Yunlong would be reduced. The main reason is that once they were bitten by a snake for ten years, they were afraid of well ropes.

Even if it is released, the children will never be allowed to buy too big ones.

Kong Yunlong's incident was indeed too scary.

As for the past tonight, until the next day.

The master's house was overcrowded, and all the apprentices who could come came to kowtow to pay New Year's greetings, and those who couldn't come to the house even made a video call.

Especially Yue Yunpeng, who was playing video with a group of people to eat dumplings, and Qi Yuncheng was watching him eating seventy or eighty dumplings.

He has a great appetite, and the key point is that he also likes to eat dumplings, the kind that he loves so much.

After all, he had a really bad life before. Eating dumplings is his favorite, and he is happy when he eats them.

But during the holidays, Qi Yuncheng is different from his senior brothers, he can't just be happy, he still has a task, which is to get the certificate.

And his household registration is not in the master's house.

Because he has no family in this life, where does he get a household registration without a family?It can only be that Master made it back then and then asked someone to help return it to the family.

Back then, Master invited a lot of people to dinner for a household registration. After all, applying for a new household registration is not an easy solution, and people are very much needed.

Not to mention the special situation of Qi Yuncheng.

So today after New Year's greetings and many apprentices leaving happily at night, Qi Yuncheng watched as the master took out the household registration book from the back room.

After taking it out, Guo Degang handed over the household registration book to the child.

"Yes, you are the first child in our family to use this, how long does it take to register?"

"Lantern Festival, now I'll take it and prepare the materials first, mainly because I'm afraid that you and my wife will be busy after unpacking the Lantern Festival."

"Okay, but I can't follow."

"Of course, if you go with me, I still have a way to handle it? Hundreds of people have to watch me to get the certificate." Qi Yuncheng said with a smile, because if the master followed, the scene would not attract many people.

Besides, if he went by himself, he would probably be photographed by many people.

"Will your mistress go?"

"I guess so. So are Song Yi's parents. When I'm done, I'll rush back to participate in the unpacking."

"Don't worry about unpacking, your show is still at the end." Guo Degang didn't have much expression at the moment, just smiled a little, "Son, you are also a person who is going to start a family now, and when you don't rent a house with someone.

But I also have to vaccinate you, because life has not been smooth sailing. It looks good now, but we have to prepare for the future.

The more you think about it, the less embarrassing it may be in the future.

You are not short of money now, but the things you didn't expect may still be behind, so don't stare at them. "

"Father, I understand." Qi Yuncheng nodded with the account book in his hand.

"My daughter is still waiting outside, don't make her wait too long, your daughter-in-law is also a master." Unexpectedly, after Guo De just thought of his daughter's craftsmanship, he boasted from the bottom of his heart.

Hahaha!
Qi Yuncheng was very happy, "Master, you can rest assured that she is cooking very well now, not too salty, and I will ask her to cook for you again."

"Then let's see if I have a day. Let's go. Don't wait any longer. You guys ate a lot of food from me today, and your heart hurts."

"Ok!"

Holding the household registration book, Qi Yuncheng left the master's house. When he found his car, he found his girlfriend had been waiting for a long time in the passenger seat with the air conditioner on.

"What are you doing, you've been away for so long?"

"Ask Master to get the account book."

Opening the car door, Qi Yuncheng put his things in the safest place in the car, but the next second Song Yi leaned over to get them.

"Really? Show me quickly."

"Look at what it sees, it's not like you don't have one."

"No, I just want to see what Teacher Guo's real height is. I feel that what is said on the Internet is all fake."

Qi Yuncheng: "..."

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(End of this chapter)