Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"Oh!!!"

"Qi Yuncheng! I love you!!"

"Ah!! Qi Yuncheng!"

"I like you!!"

"Master Hou! Want to eat chicken with cashew nuts!!"

……

The second came out, and as always, a large audience was shouting.

Even when Qi Yuncheng and Hou Zhen stood behind the microphone, their voices were still extremely noisy.

Waited for a few seconds before lowering slightly.

"Thank you everyone. Today is the special performance of my younger brother Yue Yunpeng. It is very rare that there are so many people here. In addition, those who are sitting may also wonder why I am partnering with Lord Hou today.

The main reason is that my partner is busy and he is busy.

What is the key to know?I didn't expect to be able to partner with Lord Hou, I know his catchphrase. "

Audience: "Is it like a story? Is it like a story?"

As soon as many people chanted this sentence noisyly, Qi Yuncheng kept nodding his head, "Generally speaking, Lord Hou doesn't go on stage, and I rarely partner with Lord Hou.

Let me put it this way, the probability of me partnering with Lord Hou is like my uncle going to get his head permed to death. Now that I am partnering with Lord Hou, I just don’t know what will happen if he goes to the hairdresser today.

I'm celebrating ahead of time. "

Hahaha!
The bursts of laughter set up an atmosphere for the second performance.

But when they were laughing, Qi Yuncheng suddenly became puzzled, and turned to look at Lord Hou, because he didn't answer a word when he said uncle just now, and just folded the handkerchief silently throughout the whole process, which is not like him.

"Master Hou, why don't you speak?"

Hou Zhen looked at Qi Yuncheng with his big head, but he didn't speak.

"You talk."

Again, Hou Zhen was not happy, "You told me to talk less to the backstage just now, and now you tell me to talk more, what do you want me to do?
Are you like a word? Are you like a word! ! "

When Master Hou's authentic lines came out, not only was the audience happy, but Qi Yuncheng immediately turned around and couldn't help laughing.

Anyone can hold back their emotions, but Lord Hou can't.

And Xiaoyue, who just came down from the side curtain, also watched this scene with joy, the two of them were in a state of chatting, and they needed to learn.

"Say more or not more." Hou Zhen spoke again.

"Tell me, what else can I say if you don't tell me." Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to compromise, and then prepared to start today's cross talk. "In this way, I'd like to introduce our Lord Hou more.

The cross talk is good, everyone likes you. "

"It's okay!" Hou Zhen muttered.

"You have wrists, you are a good comparison."

"Where did it come from?"

Qi Yuncheng said and gestured, "Carrots wear straw hats."

"What do you mean?"

"Little Red Man."

"Huh?" Hou Zhen tilted his big round head and read it again, "I am a carrot wearing a straw hat, little red man?"

"Sun monkey turned somersaults and reached the sky in one step."

"I still have time."

"Sleep without covering your butt at night."

"What do you mean?"

"You're showing your face."

Hou Zhen stopped him immediately, "I've never heard of it, there's no such boast."

"Let's just say you are famous. This is a completely disabled actor in our backstage." Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and explained.

"I'm disabled? Is that called an all-rounder?"

"An all-round crosstalk actor." After Qi Yuncheng corrected him, he slowly stretched out the middle finger between his ring finger and index finger, "Not only all-round talent, but also the leading actor in our backstage."

Hahahaha!

Amidst the lively laughter, Hou Zhen turned sideways and quickly slapped the finger down, "You are not very educated, this action is a curse."

"How could this be scolding?" Qi Yuncheng couldn't understand.

"Isn't the middle finger just cursing?"

"I'm telling the truth."

"Why tell the truth, you are not shameful at all."

"Look at it." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand, "The number one is second to none, and the thumb is my master Guo Degang."

"Yes." Hou Zhen stared.

"The second index finger, Mr. Yu Qian, isn't that all you need?"

Seeing the middle finger again, Hou Zhen waved his hand, "Don't say that in the future, you are easy to get beaten, you know."

"Anyway, you are really good. When I inquired in the background, this person has a nickname, Almighty!"

"Hey!!" Hearing that he was being praised suddenly, Hou Zhen stood beside him and immediately cheered up, "It means that I can do everything."

"It's something related to cross talk, stand-up, counterpart, flattering, funny, speaking and singing, proficient in everything."

"So-so!" Hou Zhen put his hands into his sleeves with a smile.

And Qi Yuncheng didn't know why, but he really liked to see Master Hou holding his hand, and continued: "Are you so-so? Are you really humble?"

"What do you mean?"

"This is to compliment you on stage, just to show you face. How long has it been since you talked about cross talk? You are said to be omnipotent on the stage, but everyone knows it when you come off the stage. You are a famous idiot."

"No, I haven't heard that before." Hou Zhen immediately vetoed it, as if he refused to admit it.

"He still said it in front of your face." Qi Yuncheng turned around, and said to Lord Hou unceremoniously, "Oh, you idiot Hou! Isn't this about you?"

"Nonsense, I'm very smart, my big head is full of wisdom."

Looking at Lord Hou, and looking at the more than 1000 audience below, Qi Yuncheng was helpless behind the microphone, "Since this is the case, I have to expose your old background in front of everyone.

Let me tell you this, everyone, the head of Master Hou was stepped on by a pony when he was a child. "

"Hey!" Hou Zhen said cheerfully with a look of indifference: "Everyone heard what he said, let the pony step on it, what is the pony, even if it is stepped on, it doesn't matter, the pony is born so Dot, I saw it at the zoo."

"Little hippopotamus!!! How else did this forehead come from?"

With one foot in the sky and one foot in the ground, the audience was amused. The key point is that Lord Hou's brain is really a bit like being stepped on, and the sense of substitution is very strong.

"Is it plausible! Did you say that? Return the hippopotamus."

"Because of this time, your brain is out of order."

"Why not, why not, I'm alive, you know?"

"You still don't believe me, so let's do a little test? Let everyone see if you are stupid."

He said that the two of them were considered to be alive, but Hou Zhen was unwilling, "Why? No, I agree with the test, but I can't say that you test me, we have to do it with each other.

Guo Degang didn't even graduate from his primary school, so I was a little worried about what kind of apprentices he would teach.

He told me before that he was a college student, but I knew he was a primary school student just by looking at his size. "

Hahahahaha!
Hou Ye's words suddenly teased the audience, but Qi Yuncheng stood by and wondered, this teasing is his own job, he is doing the job according to the amount of work, maybe he will also snatch it later.

Immediately, I felt complicated in my heart, but Hou Ye's style was like this, so I continued to speak.

"I'll come up with a question first, it's very simple, just one sentence."

"Oh, just one sentence."

"If something is too short, one piece will become long."

When Hou Zhen heard this, he looked into Qi Yuncheng's eyes, and immediately turned to look at the audience and waved his hands, "There is no need to answer this, everyone is a knowledgeable person, so this is impossible.

Anyone who has studied physics knows it. "

"Why is it close to physics again?"

"Look!" Hou Zhen gesticulated with his hands, "Things are inherently short, and it's impossible to take a piece and make it grow longer. Look at my coat again. I'm short and I can't add another piece? How can it grow if I take one piece?"

"Who told you to go to the lab coat?"

"Where are you going then?"

"Go leg?"

"Go legs?" Hou Zhen lifted up his coat and stared at Qi Yuncheng incredulously, especially with his eyes straight.

"Yeah, you think the coat is too short, so if you take off your legs, won't they grow?"

"Oh!!" Hou Zhen nodded, and kept thinking, "Fortunately, it's a coat, what if my pants are cut short? Where will I go?"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
A word of flattery, the audience below laughed.

Even Qi Yuncheng himself was the same, but he could hold back Luan Yunping's expression when he saw him. Wherever Master Hou's big face was placed, it was festive, so I really don't blame him for laughing.

Besides, I understand what I'm going to do.

After a while, he spoke again.

"Why do I feel like I'm about to become a joke when I'm talking, it's not your job to be funny."

"Then whoever snatches it will be the one."

"Just tell me if you can answer."

"You are not good!! You can't answer even if I say one thing, you might as well be worse than me."

"Then you have one."

Come and go, the two people's routine is a bit like guessing lantern riddles, and this is also very suitable for the second time, anyway, the program of Wen Geng.

"I'll have one, and I'll talk about you too, it's hard for you."

Qi Yuncheng looked at the extremely cute Lord Hou seriously, and said, "You can't embarrass me."

Hou Zhen continued to put his hands in his hands, "Listen to me, this... what...you can't see it if you eat it, and you can't eat it if you see it."

"Um???"

A little confused, Qi Yuncheng racked his brains thinking, "What are you doing?"

Hou Zhen: "I can't eat it when I see it, and I can't see it after I eat it."

Qi Yuncheng: "That's impossible, there is no such thing."

Hou Zhen: "Yes!"

Qi Yuncheng: "What?"

Hou Zhen: "Big snot!!!"

"Ouch!!!!"

As soon as the answer came out, Qi Yuncheng and the audience below started to feel sick, but the actor couldn't help it, so he had to ask again, "Why can't I eat this?"

After saying this, Qi Yuncheng couldn't help muttering behind the microphone, "What do you think?"

"Look at the snot, you have to blow it when it comes out, it's here, can you see it or not?"

"Saw!"

"Eat it!!"

"Oh!!" Qi Yuncheng twisted his expression in discomfort.

"I can't eat it."

"Then you can't see it after eating it?"

"Look, it's still the snot. If you have a cold, like today's Xiao Meng, Meng Hetang caught a cold. The snot is running down. If you breathe back, you can't see it."

As he said that, Hou Zhen put his hands in his hands and made a few movements to sniff his nose back.

And come here a few times.

Qi Yuncheng was so worried that he couldn't help it, it was so disgusting, and the audience naturally did the same. In the end, the former teased and directly left the performance posture to complain.

"Everyone! Today I'm in the second place. Master is afraid that it's not good for me to be in the second place. Master Hou said that he can do it before. He came to give the burden, and he can help hold it down.

Now I know how to suppress it, this one is disgusting. "

As soon as he said that the audience was all happy, Hou Zhen was still complacent, "Look, isn't it that you can see but can't eat it, and can't see it if you eat it!!"

"Okay, Lord Hou, don't talk about it. Uncle Yu will burn his head to death, will I burn his head to death?"

Hahahahaha!
The theaters were full of laughter again. They often watched Qi Yuncheng hurt others. Today, Master Hou really made him feel uncomfortable, which is very rare.

Hou Zhen finally ordered the table and asked again, "I just asked if you have eaten?"

"Eat it." Qi Yuncheng responded with a sigh.

"did you see it?"

"did not see it."

"It's not over!!"

"Oh!!" Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth and stretched out his thumb, "Our cross talk is so elegant!!!"

"No!"

"Then you have another picture of sniffing your nose."

"No." Hou Zhen shook his head and refused, "I can't stand this stuff if I eat too much!!!"

"Your head is full of snot."

"Don't worry about it, you just didn't mention it, and it's much better than going to your place, or self-mutilation, we can still taste the saltiness."

"It's still salty, I can't say that about you."

There was really no way, Qi Yuncheng turned around and walked towards the side curtain, but Xiaoyue and the others hurried out to stop him, and then sent him back.

Of course, this was done on purpose, and I've lived with him before, but I didn't expect it to be so disgusting during the performance.

After returning to the microphone, Qi Yuncheng sighed, "It's the first time I said cross talk so uncomfortable, I used to talk about cross talk very happy."

"Then you didn't meet me, do you know? No matter how happy I am, I will make you feel uncomfortable."

Hou Zhen thought of something while talking, and pointed out his finger to the audience below, "I'm civilized enough, I told the riddle just now, I don't know who said shit below, I can hear it, my ears are good."

"My God, what happened to the second one today, who said that just now? Come, let me see."

Qi Yuncheng instantly amused a lot of people as if he wanted to die or live, and amidst bursts of laughter, a big brother in the front row really stretched out his hand.

Qi Yuncheng looked at and shook his head, "You are not ashamed, you really dare to raise your hand.

I miss Luan Yunping so much now.

Forget it, let me make another one, pay attention to this..."

The cross talk can only continue down.

But Qi Yuncheng has a good impression of Lord Hou, and he is worthy of being a family of cross talk. In his bones, there is a state and feeling that makes people happy just watching it.

Very own personal characteristics.

And just like this, the two people came to pose questions to each other, and they bowed and stepped down after almost half an hour.

They cannot exceed.

Today's bottom line is mainly Xiaoyue. As for whether the atmosphere has been suppressed, it must have been suppressed, but most of it is due to Master Hou.

It's really disgusting.

But the audience is happy watching the two actors, so the task is considered complete.

Then Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue came to the stage to save up for the last official program of the day.

And when they went up to say something about Lord Hou, Hou Ye couldn't hear them. When they went backstage, they just played with their mobile phones. Today he was so relaxed.

It's gone after one show, and he doesn't have to go up from time to time like the curtain call, that's only a trouble for him.

Qi Yuncheng's words were concerned about Xiaomeng.

"How about it? Have you called yet? Check the time and go home early to rest."

Zhang Helun nodded, "It's home."

"That's good. It's really uncomfortable to have a cold and a fever during the performance." Qi Yuncheng didn't have any worries anymore, so he rested with the backstage, but the few burdens that Master Hou said were indeed a little afraid to recall.

Fortunately, it finally came down. He was guarding against Master Hou's mouth before, but he didn't expect him to find another way.

It's not that I won't partner with him more next time, it's just that sometimes when I perform well, I'm really speechless by him. Of course, the audience is happy, and the purpose of cross talk is achieved.

"Yuncheng, are you wearing long johns!!"

Unexpectedly, Hou Zhen came over with his mobile phone and patted Qi Yuncheng's shoulder,

"Not today, I don't think there are air conditioners in the venue and the car, and there are performances."

"Then how can it work? The temperature has dropped a lot in the past few days. You also want to have a cold and fever like Xiaomeng? You really don't have two pieces I will give you later. I just bought them online recently. They are very warm."

"No, no, I'll buy it myself."

Qi Yuncheng shook his head gratefully. A group of them who talk about cross talk can still talk about some high-level things after they leave the stage, that's all.

But Hou Zhen persisted, "I'll give you two pieces, even though I'm fat, you can still wear them, because I didn't expect to buy a few pieces that are too small, you know, and I don't want to return them."

The relationship is such a reason, Qi Yuncheng can only agree, otherwise he will have to continue on this topic for a while.

"By the way, Master Hou, is there any store you like when you buy clothes? I'm afraid I might get bad ones."

Suddenly Zhang Helun also came over to ask. As soon as he asked, Hou Zhen immediately became interested, "I have collected a lot of stores, and I will send them to you now. You can choose by yourself when the time comes. They are all very good."

"Well, I happen to be buying some recently."

As soon as Zhang Helun came, it was considered to be a discussion during this period, and their topic was the family and family affairs, what else could they talk about when they talked about cross talk.

But when Xiaoyue and Uncle Sun Yue's savings and return are finished.

The few of them watched the time and walked towards the side screen together.

There are not many people, because two have already left, so there are only two pairs of comedians and one hostess.

And when Yue Yunpeng talked about letting his brothers and Lord Hou come out.

A few of them also showed up quickly, but when they got to the stage, several of them helped Hou Ye to the middle of the stage together, and Hou Ye was a very funny person.

There is nothing I don't like, except my mouth is broken.

But Hou Zhen hurriedly pulled them away, "Pengci, isn't it, I have to play games later, I can play after you guys are done, you know?"

Yue Yunpeng may also be very happy because her special show is about to end, and there are indeed many fans of her, so she said.

"Master Hou, come here again. The audience likes a few things you said."

Hou Zhen stood behind the table, looking as if he hadn't thought of it, "Do you still like this thing? I almost disgusted Yuncheng to death, don't you think it's disgusting?
It's not disgusting, I still have a lot of things that I usually know when playing with my mobile phone, I will make you unable to eat for a few days, you know? "