Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 345 Dalin and Guo Xiaobao bet, whoever loses will die! 【Subscribe】

"Forklift model!!"

Luan Yunping was happy, when Qi Yuncheng said that, his expression immediately changed, and the audience also laughed, not knowing what it looked like.

"What kind of car model does a forklift make?"

"The car models at the forklift show should have the same temperament as the forklift."

"Is this going to follow?"

Qi Yuncheng nodded resolutely, "This girl is good in everything, but she's a little bow-legged."

"Hey!" Luan Yunping looked indifferent, "That's not a compliment."

"It's a little bit."

Qi Yuncheng looked down at his legs, and after confirming a general idea, he moved his legs apart and squatted down, "Anyway, I'm wearing a cheongsam, and my legs are exposed."

Seeing the face, Luan Yunping was taken aback by the side, "My mother, this is a pot of spirits."

Hahahaha!

Three points for fun and seven points for praise, a jar fully reflects the imagination of the audience.

Qi Yuncheng straightened up, "Young girl is a car with the engine on her back."

Luan Yunping said: "Good guy, come here on a wheel."

Qi Yuncheng: "It's a little problem."

"Is there still a small problem?"

"The face is pretty good. If she has a facelift, two yuan will be enough."

"You don't have to move too much."

"Take the bus, get there for one yuan, and the doctor says it can't be done, and return for another one yuan."

"Well, the two dollars are wasted."

"Other girls look pretty when they smile."

"What about her?"

"He looks funny."

"Not much difference."

"But she has a very good temperament, so we decided to make her the number one female."

"Just her?"

"Luan Yunping also said not to fall into my hands."

"how?"

"Sooner or later, I will unspokenly rule you."

Luan Yunping was taken aback, and pointed to the side, "Is this the jar?"

"Luan Yunping said in her heart that I haven't played with a unicycle yet."

"I'm better than eating shit!!"

Unexpectedly, Qi Yuncheng didn't know where he came from to add. He couldn't help laughing, and immediately turned to look at his partner, and pointed, "It seems that you never forget that taste."

"What a mess."

Hahahaha!

Suddenly, the audience looked at the actors and laughed again.

Their cross talk cannot be separated from that thing.

"Anyway, the female number one is set, and the male number one is next. The male number one is free with the family."

"Why are you still idle?"

"The artistic requirements are very high, and he easily refuses to accept ordinary scripts. It seems that he hasn't made a movie for more than [-] years."

"That means I haven't filmed a movie."

"It's okay to stay at home, so I brought a case of beer." Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and began to count, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine... just kept counting, and finished counting 24 bottles."

"Correct."

"He said, my job today is to drink all the 24 bottles of beer."

"Take drinking as a job."

"Just as I was about to drink, Luan Yunping called. When I heard that I was going to be filming, the leading man was so happy. He was so happy that he sat in the beer box as soon as he wiped his pants.

I was so excited, I quickly stood up and turned around..."

"How about it?"

Qi Yuncheng looked back, his eyes glazed over, "It seems like a bottle of beer is missing."

"Don't look for it, drink whatever you want."

Hahahaha!

call~~

When he said that there was nothing he didn't understand, the audience listened happily, but Luan Yunping was calm while supporting the table.

Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng continued: "I went to the hospital for an examination, and the doctor said I had a concussion."

"Hey guy, it's blown up."

"But the male lead is very dedicated and must go to filming."

"That's fine."

"But I have to go to other performances before filming."

"What show."

"With a guy surnamed Guo, what's the crosstalk about Fenhewan?"

"Huo." Luan Yunping immediately panicked when she arrived here, as if to stop her, "Is this male number one uncle Yu Qianyu? We haven't got the words right here."

Hahahaha!

Like an unexpected situation, the audience's laughter was completely ignited, and the key point reminded them of the Fenhe Bay at that time.

At the same time, he also found out the reason why the uncle was so drunk.

The way of drinking emotionally is different. No wonder you can be so sober and drunk like that. It turns out that there is a bottle hidden underneath.

But they were happy.

Yu Qian, who was smashed on the side screen, was so speechless, and smiled wryly, "Emotions can't escape, can they? There is absolutely no such word here."

Guo Degang smiled happily, "Okay, the cooperation between the two of them is indeed becoming more and more tacit, Xiaoluan's size is very good at this time."

"Maybe Young Master was nervous back then, but now he's relaxed."

"Ah."

After the two of them talked, they continued to watch the children's performance, and at the same time looked at the audience in the audience, there was indeed a sea of ​​stars.

Thousands of commercial performances.

The child is almost finished, but it is only his beginning, and it doesn't mean anything, it just means that you now have a momentary popularity and traffic.

Learning folk art is a lifetime thing.

In this way, time passed by every minute and every second.

When the burden of cross talk and jokes were finished, the old two also went down to rest, and their cross talk was still behind, and it was a group talk with Yun Cheng.

It's a lot of fun together.

And time is short.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping also came down after the official cross talk and an encore.

The moment he got down, Yu Qian looked at the child and said, "Don't mention Fenhe Bend, okay, can't we leave?"

"Of course, you don't know how popular it is, unless you play another one with my master."

Guo Degang suddenly became unhappy, "If I play Fenhewan with Uncle Ni again, I will be that one!!"

Hahahaha!

There was another burst of laughter in the background.

After all, anyone who sees today's scene will be in a good mood.

Kong Yunlong and Li Yunjie were the ones who took Qi Yun into their place.

They performed a tethered doll, and after the tethering was over, there was a cross talk between Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, three 10 minutes plus two 10 minutes of encore.

There is plenty of time.

If it falls to the second, it is Gao Feng.

Gao Feng and Shi Aidong have actually cooperated once before, so today's scene has been pulled over again.

As for Shi Aidong, Shi Ye's style is also very interesting. When he worked with Yue Yunpeng before, he could create a lot of atmosphere.

Wait till the end.

It is the biggest attraction of more than 1 people coming here today.

After all, the three of them are all on the same stage.

So when Master Hou announced the curtain, when the few of them came up, the applause erupted, and the light sticks in their hands kept shaking.

But it doesn't affect the cross talk.

After the welcome, they all silently put down.

"Thank you everyone!"

Once again standing in the teasing position, Qi Yuncheng bowed and said, "There are very few opportunities to talk on stage with my master and uncle."

Guo Degang: "It is less."

"Both are not young this year, and both have their own children, but although my uncle is older than my master, the children are younger."

Yu Qian added a sentence at the very end, "It's too late."

"You may know about Uncle Yu's children."

Audience: "Guo Xiaobao!!!"

Guo Degang was suddenly happy, and kept nodding his head, "Yes, yes, yes!"

"What is it?" Yu Qian said speechlessly.

Qi Yuncheng continued to speak from the side, "Backstage at that time, I remember that Dalin and Guo Xiaobao had the best time together, and they were often together, almost inseparable."

"Yes."

"But children are children. A few years ago, they were still young, and I could hear them betting there when I was about to perform."

"Can you hear this?"

"Betting on what is right or wrong, all kinds of arguments, you are wrong, I am right, but children are children after all."

"What's the matter?" Guo Degang asked standing in the middle.

"They just bet, and they didn't have any bets. What's the deal?"

"What are you doing?" Yu Qian felt a little apprehensive when he heard this.

Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back on the stage, looking like he was pondering. After pondering, he bent over like he said to Dalin and Guo Xiaobao at that time.

"What do you call betting? You can bet on something."

Guo Degang: "Then what are you going to let them bet on?"

"Why don't any of you lose, dead dad!!"

Hahahahaha!
The voice fell.

The audience was almost dumbfounded with laughter. They dare to speak out even if they are still here.

Yu Qian was at the side and had to complain, "You are so ruthless, you have to die anyway, right?"

Guo Degang was also angry at this time, he gritted his teeth and said, "Son, you are too cruel, you are holding me to death anyway!"

"Don't talk about you, are you two interesting?"

Another burst of laughter came.

Both the audience and the actors are very happy.

Qi Yuncheng slowed down his words, "Time flies, now Dalin is sixteen, and I am over 20. Originally, I lived in Master's house, but I have to be independent, so I moved out very early. come out.

But the life of moving out is very hard, the house I live in is still a pornographic house..."

"Oh, just wait for me."

As soon as the child said, the old couple quickly stopped with laughter.

Guo Degang: "Son, you have seen too much."

Yu Qian was also happy, "Did you rent a porn video hall to live in love?"

Qi Yuncheng looked at the two and replied: "It's the kind without decoration."

Yu Qian quickly corrected it, "That's called a rough house."

"Then is there any pornography?" Guo Degang was rather curious about this, and asked very seriously in the middle.

"Yes." Qi Yuncheng nodded, "My aunt gave it to me."

"Wait a little longer." Yu Qian was shocked when he heard it, and quickly raised his head to stop, "Your aunt gave you that back?"

As soon as he said it, Guo Degang suddenly became shy in the middle, and turned his body to the back, and the audience was bursting with joy seeing this appearance.

It was as if something had been exposed.

Yu Qian was so angry that he grabbed his arm, "What are you doing, this is, I asked the child about something, what the hell is going on.

Your aunt doesn't want to read it, make it clear. "

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng explained, "My aunt definitely doesn't want to watch it, but she said you watched too much at home and couldn't let you continue, so she asked me to deal with it.

I hired several trucks to go to the scrap yard that day you know? "

"Huo, my home is the pornographic studio, isn't it?"

Hahahaha!

With these words, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

There was a lot of restlessness.

"The three of them just stand there and I think it's fun, maybe I like them too much."

"Ms. Guo's shyness is so funny, I always feel that something is wrong."

"I haven't entered the live yet. Why does it feel more fun than the real live? Listening to them like this for an hour, I think I can do it."

……

A few things come out.

The audience laughed together, and the juniors on the side screen were also very happy.

To be honest, there is no specific technique in the beginning, it is to perform with my own experience and well-thought-out jokes.

But when Qi Yuncheng is with the old two, he won't look young or inexperienced, it's just a fun chatting state.

So whether it's Luan Yunping, Zhang Helun, or Kong Yunlong, they all watched very attentively.

But Zhang Helun suddenly asked at this time, "Brother Yun Cheng feels the most comfortable when he is with Master and Uncle, and he can say anything."

Luan Yunping nodded at the side. Sometimes when performing with master and uncle, it is easy to see some gaps due to lack of experience.

Just like students working with old gentlemen, the inexperience of the students will actually be contrasted even more.

But her partner didn't have one point, even Luan Yunping had been learning from her partner, not to mention now, it was the same when they were working together.

After all, he has performed in small theaters for so many years, and he is the benchmark for many Deyun disciples.

At this time, Kong Yunlong saw what Luan Dui meant and interjected.

"At the beginning, Xiaoyue and I had a process of smoking when we came in 04. During the smoking, Xiaoyue and I saw Yun Cheng and Master's performance at the end of the stage. At that time, it was almost the same as now.

So I don't think it's just a matter of simple experience, personal style and talent are also involved. "

"In 04!! I hadn't come yet at that time." Zhang Helun said.

"I came here in 05. If this is the case, Yunguo is exactly what I thought..."

Luan Yunping didn't say the whole thing, because thinking of Yun Cheng's age at that time, he was not even an adult.

So it really can only be described as a genius.

In fact, with Luan Yunping's character, she doesn't believe in geniuses at all. At most, she might be better than ordinary people, with better thinking and comprehension, but she can't be called a genius.

Because it cannot escape one's acquired efforts, after all, one needs to know too much about folk art.

But the partner's current situation, plus the previous situation, maybe his thinking really needs to change, because Yun Cheng is indeed supposed to be a folk artist.

And it is difficult for them to catch up in this generation.

Although there is no such thing as jealousy and envy among the seniors, they just casually talk about the excellence of their seniors in private, but the fact is this fact, and many things have already been placed in front of them.

Anyway, in the Deyun Club, Qi Yuncheng was originally the leader of some disciples.

"Xiao Luan, how are you doing? Where are you talking?"

Suddenly Gao Feng and Hou Zhen also came up to watch the fun.

Look at the two.

Luan Yunping came back from her own thoughts, but suddenly thought of some question and needed to ask.

After all, it is only 2012, and many Deyun disciples are actually still on the rise, including Luan Yunping, who has only been in Deyun for six or seven years. Although six or seven years may seem very long, but in cross talk, it is very short.

How many people have only been able to get rid of the status of a student in six or seven years, and they can't even get rid of the status of a student in six or seven years.

"Mr. Gao, Lord Hou, what do you two think of Yun Cheng? Let me tell you, I have indeed learned a lot from him during the performances.

But there is one thing I don't understand, and I haven't asked Yun Cheng, and I'm mainly not ashamed to ask, because it seems that as long as he stands on the stage, the whole place is his.

It was the same with Young Ma Ye, I was actually very nervous at that time, but I didn’t tell him, but he was different, not at all. "

After hearing this, Gao Feng quickly waved his hands, "Don't compare yourself with him, he can't compare with your peers at all."

"how?"

Suddenly Kong Yunlong, Zhang Helun, and Luan Yunping all turned their gazes over, and even the fat man Lang Heyan who was standing a little behind and Kong Yunlong's partner Li Yunjie also looked over.

The expressions seem to be very curious.

But it was not Gao Feng who spoke next, but Hou Ye, who opened his mouth and stared at him a little excitedly.

"I understand this, let me tell you, I often chat with your master, and a lot of things come out of it.

You may have been with Yuncheng for many years, but there are some things Lao Guo will not tell you, and I guess Yuncheng himself did not say anything.

After all, it was the time when he came to Deyun.

When he came to Deyun, your master said that he could understand something immediately on stage after explaining something to him, and there was almost no fuzzy process.

The comprehension is strong.

Of course, Yun Cheng still watched a cross talk show the first night, and then got on stage the next day.

However, it is impossible to come on stage without knowing anything about cross talk, so you should have been exposed to cross talk for a long time before coming to Deyun.

In this way, it can be inferred that he was exposed to cross talk and enlightenment very early.

And growing up on the stage like this, it is very difficult for him to really be nervous about the size of the stage, even with the pressure of the older generation.

Nothing happened when we got to the stage.

I have studied this, it is possible, let alone several years.

Lao Gao doesn't let you think about it because the time difference between studies is too far away.

How much difference?Let me do the math. "

Hou Zhen immediately counted with his fingers, "No, I can't figure it out, after all, I don't know how long ago he started to get in touch with cross talk.

But Lao Guo said that at that time, Mr. Zhang Wenshun felt that he was very agile and energetic, and he was also a fast learner. I remember the original words...

Eh, what is it?

I forgot, wait a minute, wait a little longer, no, I can’t remember, I’ll ask them when they come down. "

It was another long passage, what Master Hou said was relatively broken, but this time no one from the younger generation was willing to listen, because it was about Qi Yuncheng.

In fact, after several years, there is still nothing that the seniors don’t understand, such as personality, hobbies, and what they like to eat.

But it is true that there are still some things that are not clear, let alone things that happened so long ago.

Don't know and never asked.

It's even more impossible for Qi Yuncheng to be like Lord Hou, who would want to talk about some things in a hurry.

He is not so broken in private, at most he can make a few jokes together when a group of people are lively, but when there is no one, he can stay quietly.

But at this moment, Luan Yunping stopped smiling, and quickly waved her hands, "Master Hou, I don't bother you, we understand."

Zhang Helun also glanced at Lang Heyan, and subconsciously muttered, "Brother Yuncheng, it's a bit beyond my comprehension.

In this case, I have been in contact with cross talk for more than ten years. "

Lang Heyan nodded his round head, "I've always heard that Senior Brother came early, but I didn't expect it to be so early."

Hearing them talking, Gao Feng stood beside Qi Yuncheng who was performing on the stage and began to recall that he was also Deyun from 05, and when he came, he was tall, thin and energetic.

And when I saw Yun Cheng perform for the first time, I was also surprised.

Even those two who left Deyun couldn't compare to the sense of stage. It was supposed to be praised at that time, but it was a pity that Yun Cheng was only sixteen or seventeen years old in 05/06.

He was too young to be popular. The key point was that Mr. Zhang Wenshun thought of something through Hou Zhen.

For this reason, many people went to the home of the sick husband to hold a brief meeting.

Afterwards, those who had run away from De Yun were praised, and they were busy performing almost every day, often going to other places or performing on TV stations.

Now Yuncheng has not been popular until now.

It carried out a ten-thousand-person commercial performance that the disciples had never carried out before.

"Is it the old man's vision? Or is it just that the old man doesn't want the child to be too far away from him?"

Gao Feng muttered, although he didn't come here with De Yun during the difficult years, but he also hoped that De Yun would be well and respected the old man even more.

(End of this chapter)