Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Master Shao Ma's words caused many people to applaud. This is indeed the truth in the Quyi circle now, and all the loyal audiences of Quyi have been added for many years, which is very understandable.

And part of the applause was for the young man just now. Ga Tiao sounds fine.

But Qi Yuncheng couldn't be happy when he heard the young master's words from the side screen. The old man said so, and the pressure suddenly came.

If there was a slight mistake in the performance between himself and Luan Yunping, it would undoubtedly be a slap in the face of Young Master Ma today.

Increased difficulty in disguise.

Li Shengsu could understand Young Master Ma's happiness, so he didn't say much, and turned slightly to look at the child.

"I'm going to the auditorium first, and perform well."

"Okay, thank you."

Watching the teacher leave, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping looked at each other, what else could they do but continue to act.

Come on anyway.

At the same time, after Mr. Ma finished speaking, the host began to announce the first cross talk.

The first one is the performance of Young Master Ma's son Ma Liujia and some mainstream actors.

Ma Liujia has studied cross talk and quyi, and won many national awards when she was a child. The cross talk family must have the conditions.

However, due to some reasons, he did not specialize in folk art very early on, and changed to other industries.

But for this slightly younger elder, Qi Yuncheng can also understand, because as the successor of Ma's cross talk, the pressure is too great.

If you want to do it, you must do your best, otherwise you will lose face to the Ma family's more than 100 years of inheritance.

One must know that his father is Ma Zhiming, who is known as the Young Master, his grandfather is Mr. Ma Sanli, a cross talk master, and his great-grandfather is Ma Delu, one of Mr. Eight Virtues!

It can crush people to death, so he will live a much better life if he goes to other industries than learning folk art.

Because the world expects a lot from him.

Without thinking too much, when the actors came to the stage, the young master came down, and the two juniors and the staff were helping to unload the outfit.

After unloading the outfit, I helped put on the coat again.

While I was wearing it, several old gentlemen from the backstage came to chat with Mr. Ma.

Among them, his partner, Mr. Tian Lihe with the name of the Huang family and Mr. Tian Lihe of the Bao family, are all familiar to Qi Yuncheng and the others.

But when the elders spoke, they couldn't get in the mouth, so they could only listen silently, and after they had heard enough, they went to the side screen to wait after talking to the young master.

Just wait until the baby is finally gone.

Tian Lihe, who is now 77 years old and a bit thin, said, "You said that on stage, did you say too much.

The child is still so young, how much pressure do you have to give.

Don't hold it too high.

Only this age. "

What Tian Lihe said was indeed the truth, but he didn't know Qi Yuncheng well and it was the first time they met.

But the young master said with a smile, "Isn't that the kid who sang the opera at the beginning?"

"Huh? Is that the kid?"

Tian Lihe was taken aback. He definitely knew about today's special show, but at most he knew Li Shengsu who performed cross talk and the opening opera.

Unfamiliar names, even if he wants to remember, it is difficult for him to remember.

After all, he is just an assistant, so he doesn't need to know all the actors, let alone young people, he doesn't know some actors.

However, there is no doubt that he sang well in the opening opera, but he didn't know who it was. After all, after Qi Yuncheng disguised himself, it was difficult for people who were not acquaintances to recognize him.

After hearing what Master Ma said, Tian Lihe subconsciously looked in the direction the child was leaving.

The expression seemed unexpected.

At this moment, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping arrived behind the side curtain, and they had already started to hear the host's announcement.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Selling Tickets"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Applause is given.

Unlike his own venue before, the sound of applause was not that scary, but it was comfortable to hear. After all, it was too much praise, and it was also a burden for the actors.

After taking the stage.

The two of them bowed in front of many audiences and thanked them. At the same time, Qi Yuncheng could see Teacher Li Shengsu sitting in the front row at the first sight.

Impossible not to care.

Because today's venue is relatively unfamiliar, the only people who are familiar with it are her and Master Shaoma.

But also speak immediately.

"Cross talk actors have different styles, and each actor has his own artistic characteristics."

"It all has to be a little bit different."

"And today's special show is all teachers or gentlemen who are older than us. As young actors, the two of us are far behind."

"Yes."

"What should I do, I can only speak well, speak slowly, listen slowly, and change your ears to listen to a style of our young actors.

So when you come to the stage, you have to introduce yourself. "

"It's true that too many people don't know us."

"My name is Qi Yuncheng, and this is next to me." Qi Yuncheng smiled, pointing to the position in front of Luan Yunping's chest, and Luan Yunping also said with a smile, "Me."

"A very remarkable cross talk actor, famous all over the world."

"Ok?"

"Really, you could say you're an international superstar."

"Is it that great?"

The more Luan Yunping was behind the table, the more puzzled she became. At the same time, she was waiting for his introduction, but Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned to look at her partner, wondering, "What's your name?"

"Hey! You don't know me after performing together, and I haven't been notified about the international superstar you mentioned." Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng dumbfounded.

Qi Yuncheng also looked at his partner, "Are you waiting for an announcement? I know you, but your name is a little vague to me. What is your name? What is Ma? Ma Fengying?"

Luan Yunping: "..."

"No, it's definitely not right."

"Yeah, can you get me right when you get my name?"

"What's your last name?" Qi Yuncheng asked with concern, putting his hand on his partner's shoulder.

"My surname is Luan."

"Is your last name Luan?"

"Has this been changed in half?"

Qi Yuncheng suddenly became agitated, "I just said your surname is Luan?"

Luan Yunping nodded, "The surname is Luan!"

"Good name!!"

"Is there a good or bad last name?"

"I love hearing this word, so are you Gong Chang Luan or Li Zao Luan?"

Words come out.

The two of them may not look young, but that smell is gradually emerging.

Luan Yunping frowned and asked, "Didn't you know how to read?"

"What's wrong?" Qi Yuncheng replied with his hands behind his back.

"Gongchang recites chapters, Lizao also recites chapters."

"Then which Zhang are you?"

"Long Zhang Zhang." Luan Yunping replied naturally, and this time, the audience in the auditorium laughed a lot.

"Oh, Xiao Zhang, Mr. Zhang."

"Wait a minute." Luan Yunping patted her arm lightly, and pointed out, "My name is Luan."

"Isn't your surname Zhang?" Qi Yuncheng said.

"Take me into the ditch."

"Foreign surname, do you have a hundred surnames?"

"I'm inside."

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his left hand, and the index finger of his right pointed at each sentence, "Zhao Qiansun Luan?"

"Tsk!" Luan Yunping corrected her with a pinch of teeth, "Zhao Qian, Sun Li."

"Zhou Wu Zheng Luan?"

"Zhou Wu Zheng Wang."

"Feng Chen Chuluan?"

"Don't worry, get down again."

Qi Yuncheng was speechless, staring at his partner and questioning, "Where are you? Are you there? What's your name?"

"Ning Qiu Luan Bao!"

"It's made up."

Luan Yunping supported the table with both hands, looked at the audience and complained, "How capable am I to compile "Hundred Surnames"?"

"How can there be such a sentence, you just put four words here, Ning Qiu Luan Bao."

"Yes, I have."

"I could recite it when I was young."

"You can memorize that thing casually."

Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience, and began to grind every sentence.

"Zhao Qian Sun Li, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, Feng Chen Chu Wei, Jiang Shen Han Yang, Zhu Qin You Xu, He Lu Shi Zhang, Kong Cao Yan Hua, Jin Wei Tao Jiang, Qi Xie Zou Yu, Bai Shui Dou Zhang, Yun Su Pan Ge, Xi Fan Penglang, Lu Weichangma, Miao Fenghuafang, Yuren Yuanliu, Feng Baoshitang..."

A hundred surnames with a clean mouth and a calm voice came out.

The audience below applauded in unison.

Although many actors can come, it is also Kung Fu.

After reading for a while, Qi Yuncheng couldn't really finish it, and his partner Luan was still behind, so he turned his head and asked, "Which sentence did you say?"

"Wow, Ning Qiuluan."

"Yo, yes!" Qi Yuncheng clapped his hands after understanding, "I wronged him."

"No way."

"After talking about it for so long, I have always regarded him as the Erohis, because there is this saying that he would rather hate than hate."

"Yes!"

Suddenly Qi Yuncheng shook the hand of his partner, and asked a little more politely, "Your surname is Ning Qiu Luan Bao?"

Hahahahaha!
While shaking hands, Luan Yunping felt displeased and shook his hand away, "I'm Russian? My last name is four characters, right?"

"Then who are you?"

"I'm the one in Ning Qiu Luan Bao."

"Oh, Xiao Bao, he is Xiao Bao." Qi Yuncheng pointed at Luan Yunping.

"My surname is Luan."

"You said it yourself."

"I'm a little unhappy." Luan Yunping expressed some emotion on purpose.

Qi Yuncheng then went to appease his partner, "I know your surname is Luan, Luan Yunping, is that you?"

"It's me, my stage name."

"I don't blame you for this. I don't know much about your stage name. I am familiar with your original name. The original name is also Luan, two characters."

"Yes."

"what is it call?"

"I've already said it." Luan Yunping smiled a little embarrassedly, and then said two words clearly, "Luan Bo."

Qi Yuncheng: "You look so good, as soon as you hear this name, you are rich."

Luan Yunping: "How did you hear that?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Luan Boghini!"

"This is a good burden!"

The hall was full of laughter.

In the midst of the movement, Luan Yunping got a little angry and pointed, "That car is called Lamborghini, and my name is Luan Bo!!"

"Don't yell."

Qi Yuncheng stopped his emotions, and at the same time, his mouth quickened, "I think you feel like you are about to die suddenly, don't get excited, what's wrong with you? My introduction made everyone's impression deeper, you have repeatedly introduced it through us, so Everyone remembers Mo Maner.

Hey, next time I see you in Tianjing, I will know your name is Ma Fengying. "

Hahahahahaha!

Suddenly, there was another burst of laughter in the auditorium, which definitely meant that the burden was ringing, and they were laughing happily.

As for those who don't understand, you can still hear the music, because the explanation is very clear and the rhythm is very good.

"This period of grinding is okay. Although I know every burden point, I feel happy when it arrives."

"Are they the newcomers that the young master said? No wonder the young master wanted to praise them just now. They are really interesting."

"The job is really good, it sounds comfortable!!"

The following sentences are the subconscious exclamations of some people when they heard this work, because the young master has mentioned it, so they naturally have to pay attention.

I didn't expect it to be possible.

But are the [-] or so people in the Tianjing Auditorium really all elderly cross talk fans?

impossible.

There are also Qi Yuncheng's own fans who come to Tianjing after knowing that he is going to participate in the special performance of Young Master, or Tianjing's local fans come to watch.

see this scene.

They seemed to think that Qi Yuncheng had been replaced, because in their eyes, Qi Yuncheng had already been linked to hurting others.

In addition, most of the Internet dissemination is his explosive and hurtful jokes.

Like before, the performances of the small theater when it was unknown were rarely spread, so how could it be possible not to look at it with admiration when it was serious and familiar to Mo Maner.

Anyway, I once again felt the ability of the disciples of the Deyun Society.

Now is not the time for later generations of Deyun girls, who are incompetent and cannot be praised by virtue of their appearance alone.

But posterity will have to say otherwise.

After all, anything can be popular, not to mention people who are dedicated to it, and if you add a little bit of good looks, it will be the same as a big fire.

Therefore, later generations said that Yue Yunpeng had no basic skills and abilities to be praised, and Qi Yuncheng himself did not recognize it. At least Yue Yunpeng did not embarrass Yunzike.

But the cross talk at this moment still has to continue.

At the same time, it also came alive with the passage of time.

……

"I'm performing in the Grand Theater now, good guy, it's so hot. The most expensive ticket price in our auditorium today is only a few hundred.

The row ahead of us..."

"how much is it?"

"Four thousand eight in the first row!!"

Luan Yunping gestured a four and an eight with both hands, "You are so expensive."

Qi Yuncheng's words aggravated, "Repay the sky-high price!! You have to see if it's worth it. The audience who listens to the show don't care about money, they are looking at art.

I also personally set the play code, and I have to be worthy of the audience.

It was performed for three consecutive days, and on the first day I was a serial set. "

"Hey, this is really good."

"Qing Dynasty drama, a series of tricks on Dou Erdun, sitting in a stronghold, stealing horses, worshiping mountains, inserting knives, stealing hooks! Such a big face, can you do this?"

"I'm sure I won't be able to come."

"Yu Kuizhi, come on, you called him, did he make it?"

Speaking of characters, Li Shengsu who was sitting below had a smile all over his face. He might not be here today, but he left again.

Of course, she also understands that there is no size at all when performing.

Luan Yunping said, "By the way, didn't you say Dan Jiaoer before?"

"The main roles are female characters, and the same is true for cross talk. Those who are funny will also be funny, and those who are funny must also be funny."

"It is."

"I'm alive." Qi Yuncheng counted on his fingers, "I'm good at cleaning up my ugliness, reading drama newspapers, sweeping the backstage, wiping the floor, sweeping the floor, emptying the spittoon, and buying food."

"Good guy, I know enough."

"Alive."

"What about the next day?"

"Fresh next day."

"What drama?"

"I'll play the order of Shiro's visit to bring back his mother!"

"What about the third day?"

Qi Yuncheng was happy, "Let's have something special on the third day, three trials."

"Hey, this is a female role play, who are you playing?"

"I will play... Yang Silang."

"No, you played Yang Silang on the second day, who will you play on the third day?"

"I didn't take off my makeup."

"It has nothing to do with removing makeup, it's about who you're playing."

"On the third day, I will act in the three joint trials. The first will be the interpretation, and the second will be the grand trial."

"I ask who you play!!" Luan Yunping had to slow down her words, for fear that her partner might not understand.

Qi Yuncheng asked back with his hands behind his back, "The characters in the play? Then you can guess? You will never guess, you have to guess, we two are different, I am your son."

Luan Yunping was stunned when she said that, "Why don't you lose weight, are you my father?"

"Oh, you're welcome."

"What are you being polite about? I'll guess if you don't tell me?"

"Guess."

"In the third trial, you will play that Zhou family."

"What are you doing Zhou, I don't play Zhou."

Luan Yunping nodded, and turned her gaze to the crowded audience below, "Okay, he's really not ambiguous, because there is no Zhou family in the three trials!!"

"I'll fuck you, ask me if there is no Mrs. Zhou!!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly pushed Luan Yunping's shoulder, and the people below listened and watched happily.

This is the case with traditional jokes. There are very few things that are popular, but it is very interesting to find the whole process.

Luan Yunping smiled and walked slowly back behind the table and asked, "Then who are you playing?"

"That's it!!!" Qi Yuncheng began to dance and gesture on his body, "Wearing a red one, and wearing a wooden board around the neck, with his hands cuffed on it.

Walk and sing.

Su San~~leaved Hongdong County~~"

"Okay, I get it."

Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "Don't worry, the name will be sung in a while."

Luan Yunping put down her hand that was about to stop her, "Isn't this all over?"

"Has it passed?" Qi Yuncheng frowned and began to ponder, while continuing to sing in a small voice, "Su San~leave Hongdong County~~

Hey, it really is over. "

"No!"

"I'll play that Hongdong County, Miss Hong."

Hahahaha!

There was a burst of laughter under the stage.

And Luan Yunping really couldn't stay silent any longer, so she quickly reminded, "It's still in front of Hongdong County."

Qi Yuncheng continued to ponder and sing: "Su San~~leave~Hongdong County~~

Hey!I sang it right from the start. "

"yes"

"I have left the show. When you look at me, yo, this person has left, and he is talking about me."

"Oh, you play Su San."

"Yes, I will play Su San!! Yutangchun!"

Finally came over, Luan Yunping let out a sigh of relief, Qi Yuncheng spoke excitedly. "Three courts will judge Yu Tangchun, I will play Su San, so I just ask how the drama is going in these three days?"

"it is good!"

"The first day is colorful, the second day is old, and the third day is a dandy."

"Yes."

"However, the Internet was not good in those days, and there were no Weibo, Tieba, or blogs at all."

"Then how to promote it."

"The most traditional method still works."

"any solution."

"Poster promotion!! I made up the topic myself, classical Chinese!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly picked up the fan on the table and changed his tune, telling the audience who came today.

"My friends, I'm not lying to you. I don't know who you are a graduate student. That is to say, if you don't understand a sentence or a word when I read it later, you can bear it.

Because it is too esoteric, classical Chinese. "

"You should think about it first."

Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath, and pointed from top to bottom with the fan, "Poster! Draw a line horizontally, and write vertically below.

Warning!

People from all over the country who love to listen to operas come and watch it for me. "

"What kind of classical Chinese is this?"

"I don't understand, you raise your hand." Qi Yuncheng added at this time, and then continued to read, "There is a big Beijing opera artist, Mr. Qi Yuncheng.

Mr. Qi Yuncheng loved to listen to operas since he was a child. His grandfather studied in Fuliancheng Class, which is the leading class in the history of Peking Opera. "

"You still have an explanation."

"Seven years of studying art, after being released from prison."

"You wait for me."

Quite a few people were amused by this sentence, but Luan Yunping had to stop her with a smile, "Why did you get caught?"

"Seven years in prison is like seven years in prison."

"That didn't say he was released from prison, he was released from the department."

"After leaving the department, I repaired it behind closed doors at home, and now I have become a fairy."

"That's death."

"No, no!" Qi Yuncheng stopped himself, and changed the word again, "Chengjing?"

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a master."

"Famous! But because his grandfather couldn't speak, he registered in Fuliancheng for fear of crime, so he passed this title to his son Qi, but Qi couldn't speak either, so he reserved this spot for the current university. Mr. Qi Yuncheng, an artist.

It is scheduled to be performed live at Tianjing Theater from April 1999 to 4, 21! "

Luan Yunping: "What is showing your eyes?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Live performance."

Luan Yunping: "I thought it was embarrassing to go there."

Qi Yuncheng: "The number of votes is limited, I plan to see it soon. Signed: Qi Yuncheng wrote it!"

Luan Yunping: "Pretty enough."

Qi Yuncheng: "After it's printed, it will be distributed nationwide. There are so many fans of the movie. Whoever sees our poster will not come here? Let's take Wuhan as an example."

Luan Yunping: "Wuhan is a playhouse."

Qi Yuncheng: "Wuhan sees our poster arrives, every three days the city of Wuhan is empty."

Luan Yunping: "Why did you go?"

With a snap, Qi Yuncheng patted his chest, "Listen to me, praise my art."

"What a charm." Luan Yunping sighed.

"There is no one in Yanjing, Bentianjing listens to my art."

"Good guy."

"How is Shang Hai? They're all here."

"Empty again."

"People are crowded, all my tickets are gone, and the plane tickets are gone."

"Then how do we go?"

"The audience over there in Dalian is rushing to the sky and taking a boat."

"waterway."

"Boat tickets are even more limited. Get that big wooden basin for washing clothes and throw it into the sea." Qi Yuncheng immediately picked up two fans and stroked them back and forth with both hands around his waist. Listen to me for Bentianjing Theater."

"What an addiction."

"Just to listen to me, it's been more than half a month since we left the show, and the streets are not crowded with people, so go early and stay in a hotel."

"It's too late then."

"Those who go late can only sleep on the street, buy some Tianjing daily newspapers during the day, study during the day, and have a bed and a bed at night."

"Can you still cover it?"

"April and May will not be cold anymore, and it's still hot. But even though it's hot, I can't stand it in the middle of the night. I get up and dance hip-hop on the road one by one."

While talking, Qi Yuncheng on the stage was different. He kept jumping and rubbing his hands together to show the coldness.

However, his mouth did not stop imitating fans and chatting.

"Brother, why are you here?

You are not talking nonsense, this is not listening to the show.

Listening to the show, have you bought a ticket?

Of course, why do you suffer if you didn't buy a ticket, how about you?

I have a ticket too, hey brother, do you have a ticket too?
Yes, hey, do you have a ticket too?

Who, me?I don't have a ticket. "

Luan Yunping: "If you don't have a ticket, don't go."

"Yeah, hurry up and buy it?
purchase?buy what?Train ticket wow?

What are the train tickets for?Ticket wow.

I don't like to listen to plays.

You don't like listening to dramas, what are you doing here?
Why are you here? "

Qi Yuncheng pointed while speaking, "I live upstairs, and I saw that there were people all over the place below, isn't it an earthquake?"

Luan Yunping heard this, and then said, "You are hot enough."