Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Not only Qi Yuncheng was surprised when Luan Yunping's words came out.

All the actors around De Yun looked at him with incredible expressions. Most of them knew that the two had been performing for a long time today.

But it didn't count, so let's watch the excitement together. Wan didn't expect that there were only 10 minutes left. Many of them had never performed in such a short time.

After all, it is not mainstream.

The key is the busiest time when the Beikai box is the most lively.

Qi Yuncheng himself was also stupid, he was indifferent before, but now he is a blow to the head.

"You've been here all along, so you didn't notice?" Luan Yunping asked.

"No, now I know that disaster is imminent."

Qi Yunguo began to think decisively. What was even more worrying was whether they were about to fall to the bottom or not. The 10 minutes of talking time became 9 minutes.

9分钟变8分钟、8分钟变7分钟、7分钟变6分钟。

In 6 minutes, Bei Zhan burst into applause, and the three of them fell to the bottom.

Although they only waited for 10 minutes from 6 minutes to 4 minutes, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping survived thoroughly and watched intently from the side screen.

At the beginning, the three performers really didn't know how much time was over, they only knew that it was over, and they were ready to end after the overtime, but the atmosphere was here, and they would say a few words from time to time, and it was delayed for a few minutes.

After coming down.

Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Yue Yunpeng were all in a dazed and agitated state, and their hearts were pounding. They knew it was too much, but they didn't know the specifics.

"How long have you been talking?" Guo Degang asked.

"Master, it's almost an hour, now Yun Cheng and I are only 6 minutes apart."

"Ouch!!"

Yu Qian's eyes froze, obviously frightened, 6 minutes, good guy, can you still say this?
It was shorter than his original performance time in the Quyi Troupe.

Immediately sweated for the two children.

Yue Yunpeng came over from the crowd and quickly apologized, "Senior Brother, Brother Luan, I'm sorry!"

Qi Yuncheng waved his hands and didn't care at all, and didn't have time to care, after all, where was his reason, the old couple also said hi.

But now there is no delay for a second, the host Hou Zhen immediately ran two steps to the stage to announce the scene.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Playing Chess"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"

Hou Zhen didn't wait for the lively applause to fully erupt, and trotted to the side screen without looking back. The whole process only took eight or nine seconds.

It can be seen that the speed is not slow.

After the report, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping usually came up slowly, but now, like Hou Zhen, they ran to the stage.

Wearing a coat and running on stage, can it look good?
So although the audience below didn't know what happened, it was interesting to watch.

After reaching the microphone on the stage, Guo Degang looked at his apprentice from the side screen and smiled wryly. There were only 6 minutes left. What is it?

It is indeed embarrassing for them.

But now is not the time to worry about it, and I was tired after I came down, so I quickly called my brother Qian'er to go to the backstage to drink tea and rest, it could be a second or a second.

Because after 6 minutes, it's time for them to play again.

It took two or three seconds to adjust the microphone, and Qi Yuncheng spoke in a teasing position.

"Scared me to death, don't come here if you have gifts, you may not know that the program just now was talked about for almost an hour.

We have 6 minutes left.

6 minutes is not enough to go to the toilet, so I just smoke a cigarette with the uncle. "

Hahahahaha!
The audience was overjoyed at the first sentence, but it was all gloating.

"I also just realized that Deyun's class leader has such great power. Thanks to him, we have 6 minutes left, and 2 minutes left. I guess it's time for me to go on stage and report to everyone about the master and the uncle."

"That's true."

"Why can I talk for so long? The main reason is that Master and Uncle speak well, know a lot, and have been leading Xiaoyue on stage."

"Yes."

"Although my master is a little short, he is proficient in everything, especially this chess~"

At this point, Luan Yunping shouted beside her, "In less than a minute, it's time to start."

Qi Yuncheng also sighed, "I only have 6 minutes, now I have 5 minutes."

Luan Yunping supported the table and nodded, "Listen quickly, time is running out, and try not to lose your mind, we might step down if you lose your mind."

At this moment, the audience seemed to have been hit by a laughing point, seeing the anxious state of the two of them, they couldn't help laughing.

"Master is good at chess, and the chess he plays is exactly our chess, which is divided into Wenqi and Wuqi."

"There are two types." Luan Yunping quickly spoke up.

"Master is good at Wenqi, and the two elders in our neighborhood also play chess. Oh, that's great."

"How good."

Although he was in a hurry, the movements and appearance of the performance were quite different, and Qi Yuncheng said again, "When you speak, you should listen to the conversation elegantly."

Luan Yunping looked at her partner and suddenly stretched out five fingers, "You simply teach me, because there are 5 minutes left."

"As soon as the two meet." Qi Yuncheng smiled, bowed slightly, and spoke slowly, "Brother, you go first!

Brother die, you go first.

Brother, you go first.

Brother die, you go first.

Brother, you go first.

......"

Back and forth a few times, Luan Yunping couldn't stand watching, "If they don't leave, we have to leave. Time is running out, there are more than four minutes left."

Hahahahahaha!

moment.

The Beizhan Theater was laughing.

The same goes for a bunch of actors in the side screen.

"I'll go and see what has forced Brother Cheng and Brother Luan. Brother Luan has been talking about the time."

"I can't stop laughing!"

"Hey, Shaobing, you played lantern riddles for more than an hour, and played chess with Shige for 6 minutes. The mud horse is a perfect match."

"That's not true, hahaha, brother Cheng is too difficult."

……

Even though his partner said so, Qi Yuncheng was not too anxious, and continued to say, "Brother, the red comes first and then the black."

"There are rules."

"You are the red chess piece, you go first.

Okay, then I'm welcome! "

Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and picked up Xingmu on the table. Even if it was about cross talk, it had to be well matched. He picked it up and slammed it down on the table.

"Then I will be a supporter!!"

Luan Yunping looked at the table and wondered, "Is it because the time is short, so the supporter came up?"

After the audience laughed again, Qi Yuncheng said: "Brother, the steps are very strange. If you are a supporter, bang!! I'm about to fly like an elephant."

"Hiss—" Luan Yunping gasped, and then asked in doubt, "Can these two old men know how to play chess?"

"Brother die~~ If you are Feixiang, I will be withdrawn."

"It's back again."

"Brother, if you want to retreat!" Crack!Qi Yuncheng patted Xingmu, pointed at the tabletop, "I'm about to remove the portrait."

Luan Yunping was speechless, watching the audience complain, "This is another game."

"The first game was a tie."

"That's right, no one has touched anyone."

"And knowing that it was a good one, Luan Yunping's father had to do it well." Qi Yuncheng turned to look at his partner and gave him a thumbs up.

"My old man?"

"I went home and played a game of chess with the old man. Ouch, your dad played really well."

"How is it?"

"It's amazing to play a game of chess until the end."

"how?"

"Your father has one veteran left, and one elephant left. I have one old handsome left, and one soldier left."

"How do you two play chess?"

Qi Yuncheng glanced at the table, raised his head again, and waved his hands as if talking to someone, "The old man can't get down anymore, the cross-river is gone.

Your father said it's all right, here's the latest move. "

"What's the way?"

"A scholar is like a pawn when crossing a river, and a veteran can turn a corner when he goes out of the palace."

"It sounds fresh."

"Luan Yunping's father is too bad." Qi Yuncheng complained, "You bully me, Xiaowa, just reach out and take out the elephant.

Crack, your dad looks like me. "

"Huh?" Luan Yunping vaguely heard something was wrong.

"As soon as I see your father looks like me, I won't be polite."

Qi Yuncheng picked up Xingmu again and patted it on the table.

"I picked up this one, and hit your father once. Crack! Your dad looks like me! Crack, I'm your dad! Crack! Your dad looks like me, Crack! I'm your dad!..."

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng patted Xingmu repeatedly, and only made two moves backwards at the same time. In the end, he stopped talking and just knocked, but the whole Beizhan Theater couldn't stop laughing.

Luan Yunping didn't watch him play chess, she remained expressionless and didn't speak. In the end, Qi Yuncheng patted him three times in a row, and her words sped up.

"At the end of the trip, I picked up the elephant and put it in my pocket. This time your father can't resemble me, and I can only be your father."

"I'll fuck you!!"

……

……

"Hahahaha!"

"Okay! The size is perfect. Pay attention to the details. The rhythm of the Xingmu sound at the end is getting faster and faster. In the end, you just knock without saying a word. The audience didn't hear the words, but they are better than the words. It's really amazing."

"It really shows that the time is tight and the task is heavy!"

"There is so little time squeezed, but still so stable, neither rush nor rushed, and there are a lot of burdens. I really deserve to be an actor who has only participated in the local Spring Festival Gala."

"I can see the basic skills all at once, which is great! This is a real cross talk!"

"It should be punished, it should be Lele, but can anyone punish Teacher Guo?"

"That's really a problem."

……

At the end of the 6-minute cross talk, the actors bowed and stepped off the stage, and everyone in the North Exhibition was cheering.

One after another.

Because although it was only 6 minutes, each of them laughed non-stop for 6 minutes.

On the side screen, the brothers and sisters were also in commotion.

6 minutes of cross talk, all of them have opened their eyes today, and there are still people who have given time. Looking down, it is really six points, and even a few seconds to six points.

The timing is outrageous.

However, amidst the bursts of noise and movement, Qi Yuncheng thought of something. After he had just walked a few steps, he immediately turned around and came back to hold the microphone.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Old Old People"! Performers Guo Degang and Yu Qian!! Applause is welcome!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

After Qi Yuncheng's announcement, there was another lively scene, and at this time, Guo Degang and Yu Qian appeared on the stage again.

When they passed by the child, the old couple were so happy that they almost laughed when they got behind the microphone.

Guo Degang said, "Just now, two children were talking about the cross talk, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, they were very happy."

"Why are you so happy?" Yu Qian suddenly increased his voice, "Both men are going to die soon."

Hahaha!
Amidst the laughter, Guo Degang nodded, "I promise them that they will have an extra minute to talk about the first game after unpacking next year."

"Okay, 7 minutes, it's a real change."

"Let the child talk more."

"That's too much."

"One thing to say, it's true that what I said just now was a bit long. Before I stepped down from the stage, Brother Qian'er and I went down to rest. We had just drank some water and sat on the stool for a while, and some disciples came and called us to go on stage.

Then I saw Yun Cheng making an announcement there, and I thought he just made an announcement. "

"It's the work that took Master Hou's job."

"I see that Master Hou was going to announce the curtain call. As soon as Yun Cheng spoke, he silently took out his mobile phone and went backstage."

"He has nothing to worry about."

……

With one or two sentences, the old couple started the final performance of today's Beijing Exhibition.

As for Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping who just came down to the side screen, to be honest, they both felt the excitement.

It's gone in 6 minutes.

Blink almost.

Fortunately, the two of them have become more and more tacit understanding and have enough experience. Even if it is reduced by so much, they can follow each sentence and give the burden.

But at this time Xiaoyue still came over.

"I'm sorry, Senior Brother, Captain Luan, we did talk too long and forgot the time, sorry."

"It's okay, you will meet yourself later, and you can experience it."

Qi Yuncheng said it with a smile, but Yue Yunpeng didn't understand it, and he didn't know how to think about it, so he hurriedly went to the backstage to help pour water.

6 minutes may not seem very short, but in a hurry, it is easy to get dry mouth.

What Luan Yunping said, after arriving backstage, she hardly said much. She sat on the side and stared blankly at one place, and seemed to be a little unresponsive. Why is it over?

The last two people looked at each other, they were all happy, and they opened the box properly, but they didn't expect a cross talk to become the length of the video software before the VIP was opened.

If their program is placed first, there is no need to open Youku VIP at all, 6 minutes is enough to listen to their entire cross talk.

Nothing can be done.

After taking a sip of water, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping returned to the side screen again. If their names hadn't been written on the program list, they themselves would not have thought they had performed just now, a superficial performance.

After they went up, the rest of the people talked and laughed watching the last cross talk.

However, the time for the cross talk between the old two is much more abundant. The second one is also called the finale in operas. The finale can be heard from the name, which is to suppress some atmosphere in front of the big axis.

So that all the emotions of the audience can be given to the big axis.

At the same time, most of the time adjustments are here, such as deleting or adding a little time. Today, because Master and the others talked too long, there is naturally 6 minutes.

In this way, time passed by every minute and every second.

After half an hour of saving the bottom line, there was another encore, after the encore was over.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian let all the actors out of Deyun's box come on stage.

Lots of people as always.

The crowds came to the back and stood in a pile,
But the 6-minute cross talk just left a deep impression on the audience, so when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came out.

There are many eyes.

In addition, the popularity is getting better and better. Many girls and daughters-in-law like Qi Yuncheng very much.

Guo Degang also had some thoughts silently, "Everyone is very happy to open the box today, but I guess two of them are not happy.

Don't let them talk about it. "

Before they had a foothold, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were mentioned among the crowd of actors behind, but the latter didn't think about it at all and shied away.

The former was different, so he immediately walked to the microphone position between the master and the uncle, "Master, uncle, you two will be fined today!!"

Yu Qian smiled and waved his hands, "It's useless, man, neither your master nor I have any money with us."

"Then ask the parents to come and take you two. Let's just say an hour. I have 6 minutes left."

Hearing this, Guo Degang puffed out his chest, "Call the parents, right? Then I'll take Qian'er away."

"What a mess." Yu Qian said suddenly.

"Didn't he say he was calling his parents? Then my father..."

"Fuck you, how can you take advantage of this?"

Hahaha!
Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng was speechless, waved his hands, turned around and walked on, talking about things by himself, the two of them started playing, no wonder they were completely excited to be able to talk for so long today.

But in the next second, the master pulled the child back, with a smile on his face, and a slightly caring tone, "I didn't act enough, right, I will spare some time for you during the curtain call.

But whether the audience is willing or not, I don't know. "

Audience: "Yes!!!"

"Qi Yuncheng, I like you!!"

"I love you!!!"

……

There was a lot of movement below, shouting and everything, and even some viewers came over to give gifts. Today's cross talk is really fast, so they naturally don't have time to give them.

At the same time, Luan Yunping also has a lot of things.

After taking the things, the eyes of the two elders were all on the child, and they didn't leave for a moment, but what color was hidden in the two pairs of eyes.

Anyone who sees it can understand it.

It's all pampering, it seems that he likes this child so much.

Qi Yuncheng himself didn't say too much, "Thank you for the gifts, and of course I really want to thank my master and uncle.

Without them, I would not be where I am today, so I have to repay. "

"It's good to have this kind of heart."

Guo Degang sighed with emotion, and at the same time knew that the child had to give more burdens. He was the one who praised him now. Many people did try to look at him when he opened the box today, but it disappeared in 6 minutes, which made no sense.

So it is not impossible to give a little time at the curtain call.

Qi Yuncheng stood beside him and said again, "I have nothing to repay in this life, if there is an afterlife."

"What are you going to do?" Yu Qian asked.

"If I become the emperor in my next life, you will be my first prince, master, and my second prince!!!"

Hahahahaha!
The auditorium of the North Exhibition and the actors behind him all smiled. The actors are still very courageous, and they have already begun to think about the next life.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were stunned on the spot, staring at each other.

Originally they were still standing on both sides of the cross talk table, but in an instant the former threw the child in the middle to the left of the audience's perspective, and then went to the middle next to his senior brother.

"Brother Qian'er, was I being too polite when I spoke to him just now?"

Yu Qian put his hands behind his back and nodded for a long time, "I think it's about the same."

"Good guy, I'm almost kicking my nose on my face, it doesn't make any sense."

"Yeah, this is outrageous!! Do you want to be senior."

Guo Degang frowned, puzzled, "I don't know what happened to the child, why do you say you are the eldest prince?"

After a sharp turn, the audience began to laugh like breaking the defense, thinking they were talking about something.

Guo Degang continued, "There is no sign of the child's words, your eldest prince, my second prince, what the hell."

"No! Wait a minute, you're confused." Yu Qian was speechless.

"Where are you confused?"

"Why do you run to me and stare at me and say the first prince and the second prince? Did you understand what the child said? Besides, why can't I be the first prince?"

Hahahaha!

Sentence after sentence, the faces of the audience became more and more stiff at this moment, nothing else, just because of laughing.

The focus of the two elders in love is not in the same place, they both look forward to being Qi Yuncheng's son in the next life.

Guo Degang waved his hands in the voice, "Okay, everyone, you have heard it too, don't be too happy, I just want to ask you what qualifications you have to be the eldest prince? What evidence do you have?"

"What evidence is needed for this? Think about it, I have such a good relationship with my father, and I am still his uncle now."

"Then I'm still his master, I can't even be a big prince?"

Hahahahahaha!

At this moment, everyone laughed.

"The old couple is too funny. In order to make up for the children's performance time, I would rather be downgraded."

"It's too spoiled. In order to cooperate with the child, I dare to take any burden."

"Heh, you two can't hide your liking for Qi Yuncheng in their eyes."

……

Qi Yuncheng was also laughing at the moment, this was the first time he made this burden, it was surprisingly fun.

After a while, both Guo Degang and Yu Qian returned to their expressions and explained.

"Usually, I'll be with Brother Qian'er and Gao Fengshi for this burden. Today is a trip with the child."

Yu Qian: "Who told us to be wrong."

"I'm afraid of him too. It's okay, kid. Is there anything else to say?"

Qi Yuncheng took a breath, tidied up his posture, held his head high and said, "Call Your Majesty!!"

"I'll fuck you, it's not over yet."

With a folding fan in his hand, Guo Degang rapped on the apprentice's head. Qi Yuncheng covered his head and stepped aside after the rap, then went to the microphone and shouted aggrievedly. .

"Guo Degang hit people again!! Some people control and no one control!! I know why some people quit!! He really beat people at Deyun Society."

Hahahaha!

It is impossible for the more than 2000 spectators watching under the stage not to know that some time ago, Deyun Club beat people, and Guo Degang beat people, so hot spots and memes exploded at this moment.

But in the roaring laughter and noise, Guo Degang was so sad while enjoying himself, he put his elbows on the table and covered his forehead, he couldn't help it, he didn't want to open his eyes.

As for Yu Qian and the group of actors behind him, they all had a good time.

"Senior brother, why don't we die here in Kaixiang, I don't want Deyun anymore, I can't live without him."

"Come on, I don't want to die yet."

"So many scolding me add up to not enough for his toes!!"

"That's right!!" Yu Qian nodded firmly, "Why don't you be your black fan boss!!"