Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"Wan never thought that compassion would cause harm."

"What happened again?"

"I went to the show that day, and something happened when I came back."

"what happened?"

"Your father is so evil." Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth, "Bring me a steamed bun, the money I left in the hotel, and the things in the hotel, he hired a car to take them away for me.

I am stupid here. "

"Look what happened."

"It's hard to raise a wolf as a dog to look after the house. It won't be long before the ink stains the cormorant black, and the whitewashing of the crow is not strong. My good intentions have become the heart of a wolf.

The old man is too inappropriate, I saved you, and now you come to a roll, what should I do? "

"That's right!" Luan Yunping worried for her partner.

"The manager is also kind: Mr. Qi feels sorry for you, and you live with us again, so you can't just ignore you."

"There are still many good people."

"Come on, give Mr. Qi a dime."

"A dime?"

Clutching something in his right hand, Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath tremblingly, showing the sadness of the character, "I was walking on the street with a dime, tears streaming down my face.

The weather is already very cold, in the twelfth lunar month of winter, there is heavy snow, and I am still wearing a plastic leather jacket. "

"A plastic leather jacket?" Luan Yunping looked puzzled.

"Wearing cloth shoes under your feet, walking forward with your shoulders in your arms, and listening to the side as you walk, there is a choking sound."

"what happened?"

Qi Yuncheng was also puzzled, turned his head to look to the side, and muttered, "Who's knocking the gong? Eh, no!

There is a restaurant next to it, and a guy came out with a hot pot and put it on the ground. It was taken down after others had finished eating.

What does it mean to take it out now?for me? "

"Really?" Luan Yunping said again.

"I saw that there was still a lot left in it. The meat slices, fish balls, lettuce, and hot pot were still hot. Oh, I see."

"what?"

"This is to keep me warm, so don't be too polite!" Qi Yuncheng said while making a hugging gesture, "I'll run when I'm in my arms, beat around the bush and build a bridge at the intersection, and no one will go.

Sitting on the bridge hugging the hot pot, tears came down. "

"Why are you crying again?"

"It's snowing heavily, a hot pot saved my life, this is it."

"Correct."

"I'll eat it, you're welcome."

Qi Yuncheng lifted something out of thin air behind the microphone, and pointed with his left hand, "Leat lettuce!!"

"Eat the food first."

"Meat slices!! There is also a fish ball!!"

When mentioning fish balls, Qi Yuncheng turned his head to look at his partner happy, then looked up again, and threw it directly, but he couldn't catch it with his mouth open, so he hurriedly ran to the side to pick it up in embarrassment.

Luan Yunping shook her head, "If you live like this, don't play around."

When he came back with the fish balls, Qi Yuncheng stretched out his right hand near the table and shook it left and right, as if cooking in a hot pot.

Whether this scene is seen on the scene or by the audience in front of the TV, there are smiles on their faces, because of some things on the body.

Just be fun.

Luan Yunping naturally explained her partner's movements, "Shake it off?"

"Don't be funny, do it again, oops, I ran away again." Qi Yuncheng quickly went to the side to pick it up again.

"Then you're still not hungry."

"Fill again, and a fish bone appears."

"Eat this too?"

"Pfft!!" Qi Yuncheng spat out, frowned at the things, "Whose dentures?"

"Ah? This one is quite sloppy."

"But don't throw it away."

"how?"

"Take it as an itch to scratch."

"It's all useless to let you go." Luan Yunping was speechless.

"Let's eat, eat and drink enough, hug the hot pot, and scratch with my weapon." Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan on the table.

"Don't mention this."

"When I was in a daze, I heard the sound of the plane! I peeked out and saw a plane parked in front of me. When the door opened, ten young men jumped out of it.

Each one is 1.8 meters tall, as neat as a knife and an axe. They are all wearing black suits, white shirts, black ties, and sunglasses, and they stand still.

My heart is broken. "

"what happened?"

"This is the underworld."

When the three words came out, Luan Yunping felt a little affirmed by the side, "It's kind of interesting to look at the style."

"Ten people stood up, turned around, and held each shoulder."

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hands and walked blindly near the microphone with his eyes closed. Luan Yunping laughed with the audience, "Ten blind people come to love."

"Scared me."

"What's so scary about that?"

"Did the underworld snatch me to tickle me during the Chinese New Year?"

"Oh, it seems that they have had a miserable life."

"I looked at them and scratched my tickle tightly, but they just bowed in front of me, hello!!

Hearing these two words scared me into a sweat. "

"Huh?" Luan Yunping didn't understand, "What's wrong?"

"I thought I was blind, feelings can speak!!"

"It's all related to this!!!!"

Hahahahaha~
There were bursts of laughter.

This is Guo Degang's joke at the beginning, but through the tone and rhythm of the characters, it can also resonate with the burden.

Because cross talk is not a simple joke, the size of the words is very important, and even the priority of the tone directly determines the life and death of a burden.

Of course, those who have never heard of it are more happy.

In front of the TV, Song Yi's parents were like this. They knew Deyun, but they didn't hear much of the jokes, so when they first came across this episode, they laughed happier than their own daughter.

Song Yi sat next to him and knew what was going on, and immediately said, "How about it, the actor is very attractive, I'll just say his cross talk is fun."

The smile on Song's mother's face has not faded, "It's fun, it's fun, why do I feel like he wants your life, he cares too much.

But when you let us meet your boyfriend, you didn't say much. "

"Let's talk about it in a few days, he is very busy."

"Where can you be so busy, why don't you wait for the video?"

"No, no!"

Song Yi was startled, his head flustered like a rattle, "He has something to do today, he's busier than usual, and he's not free."

It's fine once or twice, but my daughter shied away again, and the expressions on her parents' faces were a little bit off.

What kind of boyfriend did Yi Yi find?So busy?Who would believe that he was really busy?Not a big star or anything.

Immediately, they didn't have a good impression of the man, and they began to suspect that their relationship was just for fun.

Otherwise why do this.

But when she raised her head suddenly, and saw Qi Yuncheng in the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, Mother Song spoke slowly.

"If the other party is really like this, then I like it very much.

At least this actor worked hard during the performance. I went over to say a few words last time after the show, and found it to be very good. Obviously, he was an actor watched by so many people, but he was so polite to me in the end.

I heard that many celebrities are playing big names, and their relatives will not recognize them. "

Song Yi's mother murmured to her husband that they were around 100 years old, and they were people who had experienced it. They didn't say that they could tell the character [-]%, but they could be more or less guessed.

So have a good impression of that actor.

Song Yi's father didn't say much, but he didn't reject what his wife said, but he really didn't understand his daughter's boyfriend.

The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't bear it anymore, so I opened my mouth a little angrily.

"Don't talk about a relationship every day like a mindless person. We have to see what the other party is like. You haven't talked about it yet. Don't be fooled and don't know yet."

"Oh!"

Song Yi, who was originally happy, was a little timid, so he nodded and agreed, because when it comes to son-in-law, being a father is more anxious than being a mother.

So the tone is a bit harsh.

"Okay, okay, it's up to my daughter to arrange it herself, but we have to meet, how can I see you arrange it, we don't feel at ease if we don't."

"Understood, then ask him to make a video call for you when I go to Yanjing."

Song Yi's face was a little aggrieved, looking up at her boyfriend, she wanted to complain to him face to face, but now it's just TV, not video.

I can only listen to the cross talk after him silently.

……

"The first one to bow to me, uncle, hello!"

"Uncle?" Luan Yunping wondered.

As soon as he was puzzled, Qi Yuncheng squinted his eyes, rubbed his chin and pondered, "This is a very kind name, and I asked my uncle to explain that there is a girl.

At this moment, my disaster has not receded, and my lust has reappeared.

God really opened his eyes, and the wrong person recognized me.

But you can't mess around. "

"why?"

"He's not like other people. It's easy to recognize his son and grandson. When the time comes, it's not right. I can say, look, take advantage of me and treat me as your son. No, vulgar, vulgar, vulgar!"

"Hey, don't mention the vulgar things."

"But it's not good to recognize my uncle, you know that you are not going to follow, taking advantage of the girls, how can a group of people beat people up.

I hurriedly said, take a look again, you are sure. "

"What did the ten blind men say?"

Qi Yuncheng immediately raised his voice and said politely: "That's right, uncle, it's you. Come with our house, we're so anxious, but we found you.

No, I can't go. "

"Why don't you go?"

"How can I go back like this, the whole family sees me, what can I say?
Uncle, what's the matter with you? "

Qi Yuncheng changed his role again and said with a smile, "There is no one else in the family, the young lady is your daughter-in-law, the old lady is your mother-in-law, and the rest are our subordinates.

I was happy to hear him say that.

There is only a widow and old lady with a girl in the emotional family?

This can be done."

Luan Yunping immediately looked at Qi Yuncheng and complained, "I'm still holding back evil intentions at this time."

"Let's go, I'll go with you guys, hold my hot pot and scratch my itch and get on the plane without saying a word. It will arrive in 10 minutes, come down and have a look, my God."

"what happened?"

Qi Yuncheng looked into the distance and said: "Golden and green, with carved beams and painted buildings, it's such a big house, like a small Forbidden City.

Immediately around the door, forty people came out in a row, with drums and music, and ten old mothers came out with the help of an old lady.

Don't ask if the old lady is my grandma. "

"How did you see it?"

"Think about it, ten mothers can't help one out."

"Nonsense!!" Luan Yunping laughed beside her.

"When I came inside, the old lady was happy to see me." Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and whispered softly: "The child has a big temper, but it's a big deal, just leave as soon as you say, look at this body, the armpit is covered Cumin flavored it.

Let him take a bath. "

"Hurry up and wash it up." Luan Yunping replied after smelling the smell.

"When I went to the bathroom, I was brought six pieces of soap. I ate three and washed three."

"Why eat three yuan?"

"I smell so fragrant from the inside out."

"This... washes the intestines!"

"After taking a shower, there is a small door over here."

Qi Yuncheng pointed sideways and looked up, "It says dressing room, go over and open the box and I'll take a look, it's full of lake crepe, button crepe, flower crepe, kala, serge, goose satin, Guanning Silk, imitation satin; there is no coarse cloth, blue cloth, big white cloth, moon white, gray market, light wool blue inside."

"How poor is this child!"

"We know how to wear clothes, and we can't make people laugh when we wear them."

"Of course."

"Three pieces of soft trousers and jacket, three pieces of trousers and jacket, three pieces of sweater and wool trousers. Wear a five-silk gown, a silk gown. A camel hair gown, a velvet padded gown, a coat over the padded gown, and a coat over the overcoat. Wearing a leather jacket, a mandarin jacket over the leather jacket, a vest over the mandarin jacket, and a vest over the vest. Wear a purse, a straw hat, and a felt jacket.”

"What virtue?"

"I sat down on the sofa and said someone, take me out."

"Okay, I can't walk with clothes."

Qi Yuncheng also laughed, "It's really impossible to go. When we get to the living room, it's bigger. It's bigger than our living room today. There are nine big stoves lit in the room, and the flames will be nine feet nine!"

"That high?"

"The beam of the house is three feet three!!"

"It's all burnt, isn't it?"

"Open a hole to get rid of the flames!!"

"What family?"

"The old lady looks at me beautiful!"

When it was time to play a character again, Qi Yuncheng imitated the posture of the old lady and boasted, "You are so handsome, people are clothes and horses are saddles, and my uncle is not good-looking if you don't wear them well, this one-"

Luan Yunping: "Does it look good?"

Qi Yuncheng: "It's become a bear!"

Luan Yunping: "You can't be a bear."

Qi Yuncheng: "I'm still wondering, how did you put the vest on the outside of the coat, the high technology is really amazing.

But we're all back, let's meet Miss first. "

Luan Yunping: "We have to take a look."

Qi Yuncheng: "The old lady speak up, let's go! Let's send a letter to the lady together, saying that his fiancé is back and let them meet.

Hearing this, I think it's a good opportunity, I have to see Miss.If she looks good, I'll bear with her; if she doesn't look as good as me..."

"Then you go?"

"I'll bear it too!"

"Yes, if you live like this, you can't bear it!"

"After a while, four little maids came with the lady on their arms, and pulled the damper, ho! Let me see this lady! The four beauties are so pissed off."

"Tell me."

"Laughing and praising Si, hating Daji, sick Xi Shi, drunk Yang Concubine, sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and shameful flowers."

"Looks pretty."

"After seeing the young lady, the old mother next to her said to the old lady, "Old lady, my uncle came and went, and why did you come? Why are you not married? Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, and today's life will be different." Well, that's it for today!"

"Today?" Luan Yunping was surprised.

"I have to dress up to get married."

"Eh, yes!" Luan Yunping nodded, "Take off your bear clothes."

"I changed my clothes again, with a red double flower arrangement on the cross.

The gate and the second gate hang lights and festoons, and enter the bridal chamber after worshiping heaven and earth.When I went to the bridal chamber, I saw that it was all white and white, and the bed was covered with satin mattresses, leaning pillows, pillows, and mandarin duck pillows.

The young lady sat on the bed and smiled at me with a flutter.I took a step towards the bed, and it was amazing! "

"how?"

"It was too hard, with a snap, the neck fell, the hot pot was broken, and there was such a big bump on the head." Qi Yuncheng pinched a big circle with his hands.

"Aren't you married?"

"Where, I'm sleeping on the bridge!"

"Dream!"

Finished the final bottom.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping immediately bowed and stepped down from the stage.

The time for the live broadcast can be rushed.

But at the same time there was a lot of applause.

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

"it is good!"

"Dream Marriage is mentioned by the apprentice about the Hubei Spring Festival Gala, I am so happy when I hear it!!"

"This joke is indeed a classic. I bought a pirated version before. It's really fun to listen to."

"This year's Spring Festival Gala in Hubei may be the Yangtai Spring Festival Gala next year."

……

Almost all old audiences of Deyun can't escape Guo Degang's state in [-]. He is indeed invincible, and there are many classic works appearing at the same time.

However, when I saw my apprentice say it again at the local Spring Festival Gala, I still felt a lot of emotion in my heart, which shows that I really praised it.

I am very happy for my favorite actor.

However, after the actors come down, the first thing they do is naturally go to find their master and uncle, and their work is the fourth from last.

So now I have been staying in the lounge.

As for the performance, they also watched it, but they could only see it clearly through the screen in the lounge.

And when I saw the child coming.

The corners of Guo Degang's mouth slowly rose, "I never thought my apprentice could talk about TV cross talk."

"Basically there is nothing wrong." Yu Qian sat beside him and agreed.

But the two words of the two made Qi Yuncheng smile wryly when he just came in. It was his first time participating, and many of them were unfamiliar.

Not to mention the seats everywhere, the audience's emotions can't be controlled at all, and the performance is fast-paced, so there is no time to take care of these.

We can only rely on years of performance experience and the state of stream of consciousness to act.

In other words, there are no tricks you can do, it's all about feeling.

Of course, Qi Yuncheng was very happy to be told by the master and uncle, but suddenly remembered something, and quickly told the two about Teacher Li Shengsu.

Nothing else, it was the beginning of the opera for the young master cross talk show, and I forgot it during the day.

After Guo Degang heard this, he sat on a chair and thought for a while with a folding fan. It seemed that the two teachers liked the children a lot, but they didn't say much.

He doesn't have to manage Qi Yuncheng's business at all now, not because he thinks he is completely perfect, but as a young man, he is still far away.

The main reassurance is that he behaves in the world, so there is nothing to worry about.

Even if the things he wants to do may be beyond his current ability, he still thinks about how to learn, and what he presents on the stage after learning, can be said to have never disappointed people. This is a very good point .

Otherwise, Mr. Zhang Wenshun fell in love with him back then.

There are reasons for this, not just a good talent.

The talent is good, and there are a lot of actors who disappeared in the end.

The key point is not like Shaobing. Even if Shaobing is talking about old jokes, he, as a master, has to worry about it, not saying he can't.

Yes, in primary school, the basic skills are pretty solid, but he always likes to get into trouble, so no matter what he does, people are worried.

Over time, it has become a habit.

In this way, after a few people chatted for a while.

The staff notified the time, and the old couple walked to the waiting room in two black coats.

"Then Guo Degang and Yu Qian will bring you a cross talk "Chasing Happiness"!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

After the host announced the curtain, the audience in the audience saw the person and began to be uncontrollably excited.

"Teacher Guo, I love you!!"

"Teacher Yu, I love you too!!"

"I love you, Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu!!"

……

Although the Hubei Spring Festival Gala Hall is not a theater, it does not restrict the audience to shout, and it can also enliven the atmosphere.

After Guo Degang came to the stage, he was very happy, "As soon as I came up, there were girls calling me love me, am I handsome?"

Audience: "Handsome!"

Guo Degang: "Look, you haven't seen the market!"

Yu Qian: "Hey."

Guo Degang: "Why do they praise me?"

Yu Qian: "I like you."

Guo Degang: "Hubei Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala, how lively it is! And I don't need to introduce too much. You are all familiar with Guo Degang and Yu Qian, two elementary school students who talk about cross talk in China."

Yu Qian: "It's us."

……

The cross talk between the old two began.

Although they are all cross talks, the style and typhoon of the old couple after they play are not comparable to ordinary actors.

Among other things, seeing them on stage, the audience has no other state, only two words, rest assured.

You can listen to whatever they have to say in peace.

This is their audience relationship for many years, and it is impossible to reach this level without one performance.

And Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping and the others were naturally also watching the performance of the master and the uncle in the lounge, but watching the latter suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly reminded them.

"Yuncheng, we're going to be second in the Lantern Festival out-of-the-box performance! I almost forgot!"

"Huh?" Qi Yuncheng was taken aback, "Post second? Where's Teacher Gao?"

"There is something temporary, so we may not be able to make it that day, so we moved the two of us there, so we have to change the program we agreed on."

"Okay, I don't have any problem with any program, just watch and write."

Qi Yuncheng didn't pay much attention to it, as there are times when everyone can't keep asking for leave.

Moreover, the selection of the program is all done by their partners, which is also their recent state. Although they have only cooperated for more than a year, they have a relationship of brothers and sisters for six or seven years, and they are in a state of knowing each other.

Luan Yunping was unambiguous, and nodded in response. Anyway, there are many jokes, and it has indeed reached the level of random selection.

But when the old two were about to finish the cross talk, the two got up immediately, ready to go to pick up the master.

It would be rude for them to wait in the waiting room.

It can't be regarded as a deliberate etiquette, it can only be called a kind of family education, such as something that an adult gives, and the younger generation needs to take it with both hands, something that is engraved in the bone.

In addition to the teaching of the master, there is also the influence of the atmosphere.

Master and uncle are that kind of people. When watching them treat their elders, they learned it naturally when they were apprentices.

What kind of family atmosphere to raise what kind of children is not fake.

Of course, the main thing is education.