Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 329 Dad's Happiness You Can't Imagine! 【Subscribe】

"There is no such thing at all, it's over when you go out."

On the stage, Luan Yunping made a statement amid bursts of laughter.

"When I came to the courtyard, my daughter-in-law asked, what's the matter with Mrs. Wang, please tell me face to face." Qi Yuncheng showed a grandeur, and subconsciously touched his chin with his right hand.

"You still have a beard?"

"No beard?"

"Nonsense, women don't have beards."

"Hey!!" With a big sigh, Qi Yun became incredulous: "Jinlian, mother, I got sick, and the doctor said I have to eat a hundred catties of your body!!"

"Not so much!!!" Luan Yunping suddenly became frightened and raised her voice.

"Twenty catties of meat."

"That's a lot."

"Anyway, you can give me some. For my mother's health, you have to cut a piece of meat, and your wife is so arrogant."

Throwing the folding fan in his hand and catching it again, Qi Yuncheng gave a figure with a raised hand and a knife, and pulled it on his thigh, "Cut off a big piece, more than a catty."

Seeing the posture, Luan Yunping was a little puzzled, "Is this cutting yourself?"

"The old lady took it, tears came down."

"Distressed."

"Too fat!!"

"Don't pick it."

Leaning forward, Qi Yuncheng said, "Can I see that leg?"

"Okay, let's make do."

"Your daughter-in-law was also sleepy, so she turned around and went back to the house. The old lady carried the piece of meat to the kitchen and cut up the meat.

Cut into sieve pieces and grab the dough.

Then cut the onion, ginger, and garlic, all done, and turn on the TV with the remote control. "

During the whole process, Qi Yuncheng was busy with a fan compared to a knife, then raised his head and pressed it, "As soon as the TV was turned on, a person came out.

The hair is the same as my master's, with small eyes and very thin.

So in today's program, let's talk about the practice of braised pork! ! "

"Study now?"

Qi Yuncheng nodded repeatedly, "Yes, after reading it, fry the sugar in a pan, stew, peel four more potatoes, soak a handful of dry powder.

Get a big bowl, and the old lady Xilihulu Xilihulu ate it all. "

"It's really delicious." Luan Yunping followed suit.

"Eat and drink enough, don't say this method is really effective, your mother is sick in less than three days..."

"All right!!"

"died!!"

"Dead?"

"On the day of the funeral, your wife was crying."

"It hurts."

"Leg hurts."

Luan Yunping suddenly laughed, "That's right, it doesn't hurt to lose a piece of meat."

"So Luan Yunping's family is worth learning from. The father is kind and the son is filial, and the husband and wife are loving."

"Does that sound like what you said?"

"I remember that your old ladies believed in this very much, but now you don't believe it."

"That's right, everyone is gone."

"I advise everyone not to believe in random beliefs. Why do you say these superstitions are just vague beliefs.

Of course, with the development of the times, there are still quite a lot of ways to deceive people, in different forms and types, let alone these deceptive methods.

Luan Yunping had been cheated before. "

"Yes! Once." In order to agree with her partner, Luan Yunping nodded affirmatively, "I guess everyone has been cheated before."

"One day the performance in the small theater was over, and the show was over, and everything on the seats was messy, and we actors had to clean up.

While cleaning, Luan Yunping found a powdered handkerchief on a chair. "

"Handkerchief?"

"Maybe which girl left behind, the smell is so fragrant, pick it up and see that there is a name and phone number written on it, it's called Axiu!"

"It's a nice name."

"After seeing it, Luan Yunping became selfish. Would you like to call the girl normally? She kept it in her hand so that no one else could see it, and secretly went outside to make a call.

After a dozen, hey, just after talking, it turned out that Yue Yunpeng picked it up? "

"Yue Yunpeng?"

Qi Yuncheng had to explain, "Yue Yunpeng, Xiaoyue, who knows, has a face as wide as a sac, and is often next to Master.

Just wondering why it was him.

Luan Yunping took the phone and asked, Xiaoyue, why did you answer it?What about Axiu? "

"How did he say?"

"You wait."

"Call someone to go."

"Grandma, your call!!"

"What a Xiu!"

Hahahaha!

There was a roar of laughter from the audience.

And this is an extra burden that the two of them added to the joke.

After all, Xiaoyue will also assist today, and the audience will pay more attention when they see it.

With Yue Yunpeng's words, he couldn't help laughing while standing on the side screen. He would watch every performance of his senior brother, because he always knew that his talent was not as good as others.

This is the case even after enlightenment, so I know how to work hard.

Even if he becomes popular in the future, it is impossible for him to lose his status like those who quit Deyun. He is a child from the countryside, and he can't show hysterical arrogance in his bones.

After performing for a while longer, the two came to the final dance master.

"If you want me to say, the most artistic one has to be the master dancer in the Northeast."

"How can you still be artistic?"

"He's playing and singing."

"Two people." Qi Yuncheng pointed in two directions, "One big god, one two gods, the cost is huge, it sounds good."

Holding her breath, Luan Yunping hurriedly passed on the words, "Then come and sing for everyone!!"

"Actually, I borrowed a lot of Northeast folk tunes. The two of them sang and harmonized very well. Let me do it."

"bring it on!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

After another round of applause from the audience, Qi Yuncheng began to sing about kung fu.

"Hey, the sun is setting on the western mountain, it's getting dark~~
The sun sets and the western mountains are dark, every household closes the door, and the magpies and old ravens rush to the forest~~

The house sparrow flies to the eaves, the five-clawed golden dragon returns to the North Sea, and the thousand-year-old king returns to the beach~~
The main road cuts off the traffic volume, the small road cuts off the traffic, and the road is difficult to travel. Ten houses are locked by nine houses~~

……

Ask fellow villagers to listen to their hearts, or gray, or yellow, or ghosts or often~~

Or the third prince Nezha, or the heavenly king Tota Li, if you want to have a peaceful home~~

Unless you change Luan Yunping's bedroom into a hut, hey hey hey~~"

"Stop singing about you."

Luan Yunping pushed suddenly, and the two immediately ended their cross talk, bowed with smiles and prepared to step down.

And the audience at the Hubei Theater made a commotion one by one.

"it is good!!"

"Oh!!"

"another one!!"

"One more time!!"

……

The audience was extremely excited.

Even if someone is older and watching it for the first time, he has a good impression of the actor, and it is indeed hard work.

And did not give false things.

What they care about at this age is whether it is worth the ticket price.

It's fine if it's worth it, but if it's not worth it, you'll be scolded.

Amid bursts of applause, the two took a few steps back symbolically, and were re-invited back to the stage by the host invited by the organizer.

The moment you come back.

Many audience members still ran towards the stage, and one of the girls was still holding a big flower basket in her hand, probably because of a relatively large reason.

Walking is a little staggering.

Whenever he sees this scene, Qi Yuncheng has mixed feelings in his heart, because it is indeed a great blessing for an actor to have someone who really likes him.

So hurry up and pick it up and thank you.

After tidying up and returning to the microphone, he spoke immediately.

"Thank you everyone! It's my first time to perform here. Before I came here, I was worried about the effect of the performance. Now it seems that I am really worrying too much."

Luan Yunping nodded: "They are very enthusiastic."

"However, I am actually not only performing in Deyungan. Some time ago, I was invited by Teacher Gao Fenggao to take care of my two-month-old child.

When I was raising children, I found that sometimes they had a lot of fun with each other. "

"Yes, child, innocent."

"A little girl asked me." Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned to a child's tone, "Teacher, teacher, I was eating at home at noon, and the power went out, but the light turned on after I took two bites. Do you know why?"

Standing by the side and thinking about it, Luan Yunping acted like she really didn't know, and asked, "Why on earth is this?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Because of blah blah energy!!"

Hahahahaha!
moment!

Many people burst into tears with joy. The adults are okay, knowing that this drama is aware of the point, they are full of smiles, not to mention the children, who are giggling in their positions.

However, the amount of burden is still a bit limited, because those who have not seen it must not understand it, especially the elderly.

When a group of people laughed, an old man in the front row held his hands with a blank expression on his face.

Qi Yuncheng looked in the direction of the uncle before speaking, "Maybe some people don't understand, I see the uncle in the front row is holding his hands and his face is expressionless.

Let me say another joke.

You can't waste your money.

You know the previous program Guo Qiling. "

The old man in the front row nodded below.

At the same time, Luan Yunping also introduced, "Master's son!"

"Guo Qiling is a rich second generation, but his rich second generation is different from other rich second generations. His life is quite miserable, and he has no money for a week."

"Is there still no money for the conditions of Master's family?" Luan Yunping said again.

"You don't understand, who earns the money from Master's family and who spends it, what kind of money Guo Qiling can make at such an age, so the gap between him and other rich second generations will immediately become apparent."

"how?"

"What kind of clothes do people wear every day, luxury goods, trendy brands, just copy a piece of clothing and sell it for four or five thousand."

"So expensive?"

"What is Dalin wearing? Deyunhua clothes, I borrowed pants from Shaobing some time ago."

"Hey, is it so miserable?"

"As for what kind of car people drive, Ferrari, Lamborghini, and Dalin, the car he takes recently is more expensive, more than 2000 million."

"What car?"

"subway."

Luan Yunping waved her hand, "He also can't get a driver's license before he is old."

"So how do you compare yourself with others? The problem lies with my master. Anyone who knows it knows that my master Guo Degang is very strict with Guo Qiling.

So don't spend money on Guo Qiling. "

"How can you not give me money?"

"Finally one day, Guo Qiling couldn't take it anymore. I went home and asked, and I said, Dad, how could you do this? Give me the money, and I'll go out and spend it, and find more big girls to play with. Everyone else is so rich. I'm a rich second." Didn't pay back a penny.

When I told my master, Guo Degang, he became very angry. "

Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and said angrily, "What child! If you want to live a good life, you can't rely on your own hands to work hard?
Besides, do you think being rich is good?Do you think daddy is as happy as you imagined? "

Qi Yuncheng, who was talking suddenly, suddenly changed from an educational tone to a wretched smile that understood everything, "You can't imagine Dad's happiness, do you know?"

Hahahaha!

At this moment, the audience's laughter finally came out, and the old man in the front row also laughed happily.

Qi Yuncheng nodded when he saw it, "It seems that the uncle understands it, but maybe some children don't know it, because the rich man's activities are very deep, he is like this..."

"Shut up, our master will destroy you sooner or later."

Luan Yunping picked up a white handkerchief and covered Qi Yuncheng's mouth, how could she continue talking.

And just such a block, the audience must be more happy watching.

For the special session on New Year's Day, I came all the way here just to be happy.

that's it.

After Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping returned to the stage, one program followed another.

But because in the jokes, the former often mentions biscuits or other senior brothers, so even when they are assisting, many audiences care.

Very common method.

The master also often mentioned these apprentices, especially in the early days, he almost talked about everyone in Deyun and smashed them in various ways.

Don't look at it just because of the need for baggage, but it is still very useful.

Otherwise, how could Li Jing, the former young gang leader, be so fresh in his memory, and now Hou Ye's chicken with cashew nuts is a hot joke.

So that the audience will remember them.

But when the venue is lively and lively.

An old couple sat in the crowded auditorium and answered a phone call.

"Hi, girl!"

"Dad, where are you now? Where did you go to play? Don't you really have a vacation plan on New Year's Day?"

The sound of the theater was very loud.

It took a long time for them to hear what their daughter said clearly, but when the other party heard a lot of laughter coming from the mobile phone.

Curious.

"Where are you guys? There are still people laughing at such a big commotion."

"We are listening to cross talk, your cousin bought the tickets for us, it's something new, your mother has never been to this kind of venue.

Well, it's New Year's Day, you're not at home, and I don't think it's possible to stay at home.

so boring.

By the way, I bought some things for your mother in your previous room, so I piled them all up there. "

"..."

Who else could be calling at this moment, it was Song Yi, who heard what Dad said, and she who was preparing to act in a drama in other cities at the moment didn't know what to say.

Emotional parents are true love, she was just an accident, and she didn't tell herself when she went to the cross talk scene.

She wanted to go too, but unfortunately she never had time.

So I asked, "Is Mr. Guo's cross talk show? He performed there recently? I can't go back now, it's a pity."

"It doesn't seem to be Guo Degang, but this actor is also De Yun's."

"It's Deyun's!" Mother Song suddenly replied from the side.

"What's that called?"

"Qi...Qi Yuncheng, I watched it on TV last time and thought it was pretty good!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Song Yi's father nodded repeatedly, "It belongs to Deyun, and his name is Qi Yuncheng!"

"..."

Song Yi on the other side, took a deep breath and began to process the information given by his parents. When he realized it, it meant that his parents went to see his partner's place behind his back?

"Oh my god, is this a dream?"

"What's the matter, girl?"

"No, please take a good look, I won't bother you anymore." Song Yi didn't want to talk too much and wanted to hang up the phone, but his eyes lit up, and he continued, "Ask a question."

"what?"

"What do you think of Qi Yuncheng?"

"The actors we watched today? Why do you say this?"

"Tell me, I'm just curious, I really like his cross talk." Song Yi acted in various ways.

Looking at the middle of the theater stage, it was still Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's performance at the moment, and the assistant performances of Shaobing and Xiao Si passed away quickly.

"It's okay to look at, a very nice guy, and it's fun to perform."

"What if..."

"What if?"

"No! But that's it?"

"Otherwise, what else can we do? We just come to Tutu to have fun, otherwise we'll be watching TV at home on New Year's Day."

"Okay, okay! I won't bother you anymore!!"

The phone hangs up.

The old couple didn't know what was wrong with their daughter, why did they ask such a question, but Song Yi's mother suddenly figured it out and turned her head to say aloud.

"Is there something our daughter is hiding from us?"

"Sounds like it's possible, and it's very likely that it's about his partner. Could it be possible!" Song Yi's father hurriedly raised his head to take another look at Qi Yuncheng who was performing at the moment.

But he was immediately interrupted by his wife, "How dare you think, now there are commercial performances and special performances everywhere.

Even if the girl wanted to know her, where did she get to know her?

Maybe it's just because I like actors.

Just ask. "

"That's right, I think too much, but I really need to ask more questions about my daughter's partner. If it's not good, we still need to be tougher."

"One sings the red face and the other sings the bad face?"

"Don't be so troublesome, if it's really bad, don't worry so much."

"Hey, Yiyi is also at this age."

After the couple finished speaking, they took back their mobile phones and continued to watch today's performance.

But for a while because of what the actor said, both of them were happy.

"This kid is so fun, what do you think?"

"It seems to be called something in cross talk, it's quite funny."

"Do you want to take some photos? Yiyi seems to like him very much."

"Now, who doesn't like good-looking girls, let's take a few more pictures."

"Then do you want to sign?"

"We are so old, we are not young people, so we still want it in the past? Excuse me?"

"My daughter likes it. I'm sorry but I have to go there. If it's coming, I'm sure I'll be very happy."

"Hey, I don't know what they want to sign, but if my daughter likes it, I'll go over and ask for it, and you don't go over there.

It's embarrassing to be crowded with a group of people. "

"No, we're together."

……

They chatted and looked at the actors on the stage.

Actors naturally throw things very hard.

Although the performance is still traditional, but a lot of things have been added. After all, the burden of traditional jokes is not too much.

Eat it with vigor and flavor.

It can take care of the elderly or connoisseurs, such as Tianjing, but other cities are different, and the taste of folk art is not so strong.

So I came here just to have fun, so naturally I have to add some baggage.

It can be regarded as a cross talk talk somewhere.

Need to choose according to the audience group.

But when the show was over and Qi Yuncheng went down to drink water and rest, his text messages seemed to be infected with a virus.

There were more than 20 text messages from Song Yi.

"Yuncheng, I know you're performing now, but I'm so excited, so I'll send you a text message first."

"You know, really, I didn't even think of that?"

"That's right...how about you guess?"

After reading the three text messages, Qi Yuncheng was speechless. How can you sell it like this?I had no choice but to swipe my fingers and flip through the text messages behind.

"I called just now, but my parents actually listened to you talking about cross talk at your place."

"Oh my god, how can such a coincidence happen? The two of them really went to see you."

"Guess what they think of you? They all think it's good. I almost died laughing. I really want to see their surprised expressions when they know that my partner is you."

"But I didn't tell them so quickly. They don't have a cold for my other side now. It will scare them to death."

……

……

"Okay, don't talk anymore, you don't need to answer me when you see it, you are just very happy!"

Scroll to the last text message.

Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath, good guy, the future father-in-law and mother-in-law are in his place, right?

When I thought of the jokes I just said, I immediately regretted it. What kind of impression does this have?
But when it comes to cross talk, why do you care about these, what you want is a thick face, so you have to do what you want in the future.

And today's performance is relatively long.

The organizers fought for the venue until the early hours of the morning, so he and Luan Yunping had three more comebacks at the end of the day. After the comebacks and the curtain call, the time was just enough for the New Year's Eve.

Of course, at this moment, the master and uncle are also holding a special New Year's Eve performance in Yanjing. This time, it is rare that the two masters and apprentices did not perform on the same stage.

Who needs to pave the way for popularity, and at the same time go to Hubei Satellite TV to record the Spring Festival Gala.

The Spring Festival Gala is over, and in 2012 there will be a special performance by Young Ma Ye, and his special performance is even scarier than the Spring Festival Gala.

"Brother Cheng, did Xiaoyue go up?"

While looking at the mobile phone, he suddenly opened the backstage entrance, and Shaobing and Dalin came in with a bunch of shopping. Qi Yuncheng clicked his tongue when he saw them, "Are you still buying food? Don't you all talk about going to dinner later?" ?"

The biscuits were also aggrieved, "I didn't eat them, Teacher Sun Yuesun ate them. It's not like you don't know that he has a big belly."

"Buy so much, can you still eat later?"

"Anyway, I'm going back, and it's the same for eating on the road. And brother Cheng, there are a lot of delicious food in Hubei. I not only bought some snacks, but also snacks. Try this.

By the way, Dalin, what kind of dumpling is it called, right? "

"Yes, Shishou Tuanzi, just happened to be sold by someone."

Dalin was talking, put down several plastic bags, picked out a small bag, and introduced: "I heard from the boss that Shishou Duanzi is a special snack in Shishou City, JZ City."

"JZ City??"

Hearing the name, Qi Yuncheng was familiar with his girlfriend's hometown, so he hurried over to take a look.

After looking at it, I found that it is indeed the type of dumpling, which is white, round and flat, and the outer skin is made of mud mixed with cooked glutinous rice.

I picked it up and took a bite, but found that the inside was not sugar, but carrots, bacon, bacon, etc. The taste was a bit spicy.

The first time I ate it, I was surprised, but it felt good.

Seeing that Qi Yuncheng had eaten, Luan Yunping was also curious, "Is it delicious? I'll try one too."

Shaobing had already stuffed one in his mouth at the moment, and when he saw Dui Luan approaching, he immediately hewed his agreement and handed the thing over.

"Zeila is delicious! I really like to eat the glutinous rice skin!"

(End of this chapter)