Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

As soon as Guo Degang slammed the child, there was a lot of laughter in the recording hall, and the gestures of the cross talk actors were all burdens and jokes.

After Yue Yunpeng scratched his head, he continued to say, "It seems to be wearing a white shirt, holding a..."

"Hey, let's talk about the pants." Guo Degang interrupted the child, and said again, "Are you only wearing a jacket?"

"The pants look like black pants, and a pair of leather shoes under the feet. A t7l mobile phone in his hand, not very new."

"One or two of you remember too well." Yu Qian followed along, "and Xiaoyue looks like he is going to steal something. He doesn't remember what pants he wears, but he remembers his mobile phone."

"Anyway, I said at the time that I wanted to have cross talk with you, and the master said that you should smoke here first. But before I came, I didn't know what cross talk is.

I can't tell the difference between cross talk sketches. "

"You see how much the old man hates me, introduce me to such a stick!!"

Hahahaha!

Amidst a burst of laughter, Yue Yunpeng was a little embarrassed, but at the same time he was talking about his experience from the bottom of his heart.

"Later, Master gave me a passage, the lyrics of "Eight Fan Screens", and I will recite it."

"Then do you like cross talk?" Lu Yu suddenly asked.

"I don't even know what cross talk is, it just came out of nowhere."

"But I heard from Lao Guo that you got better after you became enlightened. Was it really not good before?"

"Yes!" Yue Yunpeng put his hands together and looked at Qi Yuncheng beside him, "Senior brother helped me a lot during that time and taught me everything.

Otherwise, you won't be able to hold on.

But I don’t know if it’s called enlightenment. I was talking on the stage, and it was a geographical map. Suddenly, a gust of wind rushed from the back of my head, and then I found the feeling, like a different person.

After I went back, I slowly figured it out and found that some things were quite simple to deal with.

From that day on, I understood a little bit. "

"Was your partner Sun Yue at that time? Why didn't he come today?"

Yue Yunpeng waved his hand, "It wasn't him at that time, and he wanted to come today, but he couldn't get in the car door, so we had to leave him at home."

Lu Yu laughed, and turned his eyes to the others, "Actually, I can understand what Xiaoyue said. Sometimes I suddenly understand something when I do something. But do you all have this feeling? What about Yuncheng? It has existed for so many years." Ever enlightened?"

Guo Degang knew his child best, so he helped to say, "I'm not that smart, a gust of wind will cause trouble.

As for Yun Cheng, he was pretty good when he was young, and he has been doing well until now.

If I were to be surprised, it would be that the past one or two years has changed a lot, and the things I have learned have gradually increased.

Of course, this is related to the recent situation. More and more people like him, and he has to work hard, otherwise he will be ashamed of the audience.

Didn't someone report this recently? ! ! "

"There are still people reporting, really? I don't believe it! Are there still people reporting?"

"If you don't believe it, don't believe it, and I don't believe it either."

Guo Degang was too lazy to talk, just chatting and joking, and then changed the subject to talk about other Deyun actors.

Like what Sun Yue and Gao Feng have mentioned.

Talk shows are originally intended to let the audience know more about the actors, and then form a point of view.

And Yu Qian also talked about the first time he met Guo Degang when he was in the group, the more he said the atmosphere in the recording hall became quieter.

After all, it is also a kind of emotion to mention the past.

"I remember that the troupe suddenly ran out of people, and they said they should borrow actors from outside, so I just found them. But at that time, I was filming and acting in sketches outside, and I was very deep in that industry.

Although I can't say how good it is, anyway, self-sufficiency is absolutely no problem.

And there are several dramas that follow each year, if they are well received, they might still be popular.

So let me go back and talk about cross talk, I said I won't go. "

"how?"

"You think, after more than ten years in the troupe, I haven't had much contact with cross talk, and I almost despaired of cross talk.

But the head of the regiment has a good relationship with me. It doesn’t matter if you haven’t done anything for the regiment for more than ten years, so he asked me to be a temporary partner with Degang.

That was our first contact. "

When Guo Degang recalled that time, the corner of his mouth twitched, "Oh, my partner, I almost never entered the Sixth Ring Road after that."

"Yes!" Yu Qian nodded, "I have almost never been to the Sixth Ring Road, and the money for each performance is 78 yuan, 94 yuan and so on.

There is always a fraction. "

"Why?" Lu Yu chuckled lightly.

"Deduct some things, I don't know what can be deducted for this little money, and then you have to act like this with us every day.

About two years.

As for winter, it is the same. When I get up in the morning, it is six o'clock, and the sky is not yet bright.But they have to go from their homes to the regiment, and take the regiment's car to the countryside.

One in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one in the evening. "

"Are you having fun?"

Yu Qian, who was talking suddenly, and Guo Degang, who was listening, frowned, while the former continued, "I'm still happy, I'm dying."

"Why? Are you freezing to death?"

"What was the state at that time, we couldn't see any roof in the place where we performed, and the open air was not like our open air.

It doesn't matter if you stand in Yanjing's courtyard and wear thicker clothes.

But in the courtyard, it is generally an open area, and the open area is an impact plain.

It's about the same as the wind.

Plus there's no stage. "

As Yu Qian said, he clasped his hands together and gestured, "That is to drive the two tractors upside down and face each other. After the two tractors meet, the trough is unloaded, and this is the platform.

Then we stand on it. "

"Is there a microphone?"

"Yes, we are in the troupe, and the two screen lights will start acting after another dozen."

"Do you have to wear a coat inside? How do you wear it in winter?" Lu Yu asked again.

"It's wearing a military coat."

"Is there still a way to see it?"

"It's enough to be able to live. At that time, I was better, at least I was taller. I had just put on a military overcoat and then a coat, and he was usually dark when he was running around. I was really blind.

Fortunately, the coat I wore that day was not black.

Otherwise, he would have to be arrested by the villagers. "

Hahahahaha!
Laughing.

Everyone had a great time.

It also includes Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng who have been silent on both sides. Anyway, some of them came here when Deyun was in trouble.

What happened in the past is indeed a joke now.

However, Lu Yu asked a few more questions at this time, after all, he needed to continue the topic, "Have you thought about the future in that environment?"

Yu Qian shook his head, "No, I didn't think of it at all. At that time, he had his cross talk conference, and I had my outside film and television dramas, hosts, sketches and so on.

So they all deal with it quickly and leave quickly.

But the two of us said that after a few games, we felt very good, and he told me at that time.

Brother, I have a small stall here. It was not called Deyun at that time, but it was the Yanjing Crosstalk Conference. Although there were not many people, it was very fun.When will you come to my place to have a look?

Then meet these kids. "

"That's right." Lu Yu suddenly remembered something, "Yun Cheng must have been there at that time."

"Here!" Yu Qian nodded vigorously, "He was here before I met him, and I saw the child when I arrived.

The child was still very young at that time, and almost had to be brought with him.

But it's weird. "

"What kind of weird method?"

"Such a young child doesn't seem to have received any professional training, but he has already begun to have a certain understanding of folk art.

Even the opening performance, you think I can not look weird?

Generally speaking, children like this appear on the Spring Festival Gala or on the big stage, but in such a place, the first scene really scared me a little. "

"Does that mean that Yun Cheng's talent is very high?"

Guo Degang finally spoke again at this time, "Learning cross talk and quyi is difficult without talent, but Yun Cheng is considered talented."

"Then why didn't you praise him in the first place? He came so early, and his talent is so good, he was the first to praise him in sequence." Lu Yu's words actually meant that he knew something about De Yun, but he didn't say it clearly.

"Maybe I'm blind too."

Guo Degang responded to this question with a smile. Of course, the most important thing is that the child was too young at that time, and there was no way to praise it.

However, he took advantage of the opportunity to speak again, "The child is doing well recently, and a large-scale commercial performance is going to be held. If you have something you like, I want to see the child's.

Also please pay more attention.

It's a rare big show, and the child is the leader alone. If you can provoke everyone, you can come to the scene to see. "

"it is good!!"

"Be sure to see it!"

……

Although it's just recording now and you can't watch it on the TV, the audience at the scene are very happy, and there are two voices from time to time, because Qi Yuncheng's commercial performance has indeed been mentioned a long time ago.

However, Lu Yu felt that the time was almost up, and watched the audience prepare for the next session, "Since we have already talked about the commercial performance after Yuncheng, let Yuncheng perform with his uncle first before the commercial performance.

Let's take a look at Yuncheng's specific abilities. "

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Finish talking.

The entire recording hall got busy, while Qi Yuncheng and Yu Qian went to the back to change into coats.

These processes will be edited by the program group, or replaced by commercials, and then directly replaced by performances, but the live audience will actually see all this.

After everything is packed.

The two of them put on their coats and stood by the cross talk table on the stage.

"I'm really happy to come to this performance."

"Why?" Yu Qian asked.

"Because my master brought us here, and everyone knows him very well, but you guys don't know him as well as I do."

"You are close."

"That's because of the close relationship!" Qi Yuncheng continued with an affirmative tone after supporting the table, "It made me discover my master Guo Degang, there is something wrong with human nature."

Hahaha!
call~~

Qi Yuncheng heard the voice and hurriedly said, "Look, everyone agrees, it seems that there is indeed."

"No!" Yu Qian patted the child's arm lightly at this time, "Let me ask you, what's wrong with him? After working together for so many years, why don't I know?"

Seeing the uncle's questioning, Qi Yuncheng became more motivated, "Then let you make a judgment and see if it's a problem for him."

"Okay, I'll give it a break."

"Just talk about Guo Degang, his words never count."

"how?"

"My master and Teacher Gao Fenggao grew up from childhood."

"It is."

"Their brothers clearly agreed to grow together, but in the end, he didn't grow half of it."

Qi Yuncheng immediately gestured to his master's size around his waist, "He is clearly the class leader, but his words don't count. I think he's a bit of a toilet practicing long jump."

"What's the meaning."

"Too much (shit)!!"

Yu Qian looked at the child, stretched out his hand and pointed, "I think you're going too far. How can you call your master your apprentice?"

"Hey, this is all a joke. My master Guo Degang is small and exquisite."

"What kind of words are these?"

"Don't look at him as short, but the cross talk is good." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his thumb, "Why does my master say that the cross talk is good?"

"What's the reason?" Yu Qian asked.

"I summed it up, his greatest contribution to cross talk."

"where?"

"It can be sorted and processed."

"That's an advantage."

"Cut out a lot of dross in traditional programs."

"Correct."

"Add a lot of worse content."

Hahahaha!

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Qi Yuncheng seemed to be talking about the hearts of the audience. These people on the scene laughed and applauded, and looked at Teacher Guo's face next to him.

To my face, it's getting better and better.

But Yu Qian suppressed a smile, "It's all dross now."

"Anyway, he changed well. He can not only speak but also sing. There is another important reason."

"what?"

Qi Yuncheng turned around slowly and looked at his uncle, "There is a good partner, and that is you."

Yu Qian waved his hand: "It's good to talk a lot."

Qi Yuncheng: "Call it a donkey whip!"

Yu Qian: "Wait a minute, why does my name sound so aphrodisiac!"

Qi Yuncheng: "Really, you are so old, you still care about this."

Yu Qian: "That's something to worry about."

Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to speak more and more clearly, "The surname is Yu~~ Teacher Yubian."

Yu Qian: "The more you introduce, the smaller it gets?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Hey, whale!!"

Yu Qian: "Don't deal with it!!"

Hahahahaha!
The surrounding audience burst into tears of joy, if Uncle Yu was really a whale, he would be fine.

And Qi Yuncheng smiled brightly, "It can be seen that everyone likes and is very familiar with the teacher.

There are three hobbies. "

Audience: "Drinking and smoking burns my head!!!"

"Okay! I'm pretty popular." Yu Qian said casually to the audience.

Qi Yuncheng immediately continued: "This is just one of them. Another hobby is keeping pets. There is a place like Li Xian in Yanjing Daxing."

"Correct!"

"I rented a large piece of open space and opened a small zoo!"

"What name?"

"Lightning strikes the pet paradise!!"

"Oh!" After Yu Qian sighed, he gave it a thumbs up, "Look at how lucky I am to have this name."

"I keep a lot of animals, the most of which are horses. Pony, let me ride. I went to him and rode once."

"Yeah, I went there not long ago."

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to the level of the table, "The pony is about this height, I'll get on my lap and drive! As soon as the horse ran away, I stood still.

Hey!Come back, people haven't left yet. "

"Hey!" Yu Qian explained, "Your legs are too long."

"I can't keep my feet off the ground on that horse."

"Yes."

"Last time I saw my master Guo Degang riding very well."

In an instant, Qi Yuncheng bent his legs, shortened his body by half, and ran around the entire stage. Seeing this, the audience laughed like crazy.

Those who knew thought it was riding a horse, but those who didn't know got on a pig.

And Guo Degang was already used to listening to the children's cross talk, and his expression was full of smiles.

Yu Qian: "You're not hurting."

"Anyway, he's tall enough to ride a big horse, with a tall head and a big saddle, and a leg to put on a saddle, smack!!"

Qi Yuncheng clapped back, and immediately turned his hands to grab the rein, "Guo Degang~Guo Degang~Guo Degang~

But I don't know how to get off.

Finally I figured it out. "

"what?"

"Yu~~move~~"

"Well, neither of us ran away."

"I like riding horses. Of course, my favorite thing is to perm my hair. When Teacher Yu permed his hair backstage, I was surprised."

Yu Qian was taken aback, "What's wrong with me?"

"It's so strange."

"How strange."

"All the friends at the scene and the friends in front of the TV have cleaned the dishes at home."

"Yes!"

"After brushing with the steel wool balls, buy twenty steel wool balls and knead them together, then add two bath flowers for bathing, mix them together, and then put coriander in them.

After brushing with this for a month, it will be Yu Qian's hairstyle. "

"What a shame."

"I said, uncle, why did you come here like this? When Teacher Yu explained it, I was amused."

"say what?"

"The stove at home exploded!!"

"Screw you!!"

Hahahahaha!
Amidst the laughter, the cross talk between the two was over.

After bowing, the following gave a lot of applause.

At the same time, after changing the costumes and removing the table, the few of them continued to chat about other topics.

Don't watch a show for half an hour.

But it took an hour to record, after all, there was still an editing part.

When the program is recorded.

De Yun and his party didn't stay long and left. They came here just to participate in a show, and it was fine after the recording was over, so there was no need to exchange pleasantries.

Plus they're all really busy.

Small theaters, commercial performances and others all need to be done.

Especially for Qi Yuncheng's own commercial performance, tickets will be released in two days, it is impossible that no one in Deyun is worried.

His first performance in a gymnasium was still 6000 people, and no one is sure whether it will be good or not.

The key point is that the small theater of Deyun was reported again, and everything was constantly restricted.

So the only good news is that there is a big market.

If it succeeds, it will at least get rid of the bad luck of being reported. After all, Qi Yuncheng seldom arranges performances in small theaters these days.

And wait for the time to come two days later.

That is the time when tickets are released in the gymnasium of the Olympic Sports Center.

At this time, except for Luan Yunping who is running the management of the theater.

Many seniors gathered around the backstage of Tianqiao Deyun Theater, nothing else but to see Qi Yuncheng's ticket sales this time.

None of them have ever experienced a venue with 6000 people, and even some assistant actors have never assisted in acting.

The point is that it is indeed too scary. A venue with 6000 people is scary no matter how you think about it. How many people are there.

In addition, they and Qi Yuncheng are senior brothers, and they are very familiar with each other, so they were as nervous as if they were going to have a big show.

And whenever this kind of thing, Shaobing must be the first to participate.

But when he found out about Qi Yuncheng's 6000-person venue, his mood was actually much more complicated than that of others. Don't look at him being careless and heartless all day long.

But I also have my own thoughts.

Especially after Qi Yuncheng became angry, although he was still happy every day, he paid attention to every ticket sale.

I was really ignorant at the beginning, and I followed Cao once, but I couldn't help it. At that time, my brain really didn't slow down.

Because he lived in his master's house since he was a child, and the brothers around him were like brothers when they got along with him. In addition, he is warm from the Northeast, and his personality is very straightforward and awkward.

So it never occurred to Cao that he wanted to leave Master, and he thought it was a simple conflict in the family, and it would be fine in a few days.

But with such a simple mind, he naturally followed others as soon as he said it.

But the reality is not like that, and when I came back later, I naturally felt uncomfortable.

Especially every time he thinks of what Cao said to feed most of Deyun, and if you can sell thousands of tickets in ten minutes, you will be angry.

The key is to say it more than once, but whenever you are on a show or interview, you will never tire of saying this kind of thing.

There is a mentality that no one is as good as him.

Because of this, no one in the backstage dared to provoke him, even if he was unhappy, he could only hold back. After all, a young man sold out a thousand tickets.

Before 2010, it was indeed considered acceptable, and it was also the most popular, even He Wei could suppress it.

Therefore, most of the actors are indeed suffering from his temper silently because of his ability and achievements. Otherwise, how could so many brothers and sisters tolerate him scolding alone on the day of the birthday party.

Not without reason.

But Shaobing was thinking about it, when Dalin's happy voice suddenly came from his ear, "How long will it take to issue tickets?"

"I guess there is still half an hour." Shaobing immediately raised a smile and replied.

Speaking of this, Yan Hexiang suddenly cocked his mouth and said, "Did you grab tickets this time?"

"no!"

"Okay, so... let me make a suggestion! After the ticket is issued, none of us should worry about it. After all, there must be a lot of refreshes and errors on the website.

After waiting for 10 minutes, it's almost the same, and the traffic can be slowed down. Let's take a look at the ticket sales of the venue this time.

It's a sudden result, otherwise you will feel anxious if you look at it a little bit.

It is still performing now, and the opening has already gone up. "

Meng Hetang kept nodding beside him, "Okay, this will be a lot of excitement, but what's going on with a commercial performance with 6000 people, I'm panicked right now.

I can't sit still. "

"It's not you who drove it, why can't you sit still?" Shaobing said nonchalantly.

"Then what's the matter, I can't be happy about the venue opened by my senior brother? The key point is that there are more than 6000 people. None of our senior brothers have opened it.

My senior brother Yuncheng is really No.1, that's amazing. "

"That's enough!" Qi Yuncheng hurriedly stopped Xiao Meng, his flattering skills were excellent, "With your speaking skills, why don't you do something?
Aren't you going to perform today?The next show is coming to you? "

Meng Hetang smiled awkwardly, just to liven up the atmosphere, but at this time Zhou Hang came over, "Mr. Meng, have you seen my coat?"

"Yo, it's missing? Okay, then I'll find it for you!"

Apart from anything else, Meng Hetang went to help Zhou Hang, and seeing this, Qi Yuncheng laughed silently in the background, although Xiao Meng Tiantian is not too serious, but it is really a hand in hand with Zhou Hang.