Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Listening to the uncle's words, Qi Yuncheng nodded while thinking about this question.

From the history of cross talk, a lot has indeed been lost.

He didn't dare to say how great his master was, and he wasn't a very powerful person, and had many shortcomings, but some jokes really hadn't been sorted out by the master.

Many viewers may not even know the name.

This is indeed a fact.

Otherwise, why did Deyun society explode in the first place? It would be impossible if you didn't treat cross talk with your heart, let alone have been popular for so many years.

But watching the sun in the sky finally set.

Yu Qian got up again.

"Man, let's make dinner."

"Okay, what to eat."

"Then you have to check what's left in the refrigerator first, but I remember there's still a lot of meat."

Seeing that it was indeed getting late, Qi Yuncheng nodded and prepared to go to the previous house with the uncle.

Song Yi and the aunt saw it, so they naturally wanted to come.

But the uncle stopped, "you two lesbians, just rest, let's cook."

"This……"

Song Yi froze for a moment, more or less still wanted to be with Qi Yuncheng, but Bai Huimin held her back, and then they watched the backs of the two go further and further away.

"Why do I feel that you are so clingy?" Bai Huimin always had a playful look on her face when she saw her daughter.

Song Yi had no choice but to sit back and replied, "I just like being with him."

"That's right, during the period of passionate love! Yun grew up so beautifully, and you are so beautiful, it's normal to get tired of being together every day."

"Ma'am, please stop talking."

Song Yi was a little embarrassed, but after getting along with her in the afternoon, she found that Aunt Bai was really beautiful, and there was no generation gap between her and her.

To be honest, if two people really want to go out, it is 100% for them to be mistaken for sisters.

But when she learned that the aunt was about ten years younger than Teacher Yu, she was relieved.

I just suddenly became curious, "Auntie, how did you and Teacher Yu get together back then?
With such a big age difference, is there any obstacle in the family or other places? "

"Hey, it's a long story, but if you want to know, I can tell you about it while the two of them are cooking."

"Row!"

Song Yi liked listening to stories very much, so she immediately sat quietly beside her and waited for her words.

And Bai Huimin also gradually fell in love with this girl, and it can't be said that gradually, she felt full of affection from the first meeting.

So the smile never went down.

"Where should I start? Let's talk about the first time I met your uncle. At that time, he was not well-known, and he could do whatever he was assigned in the system.

So most of the time I don't talk about cross talk, I just act in sketches or film movies.

And I was working as a group performer at that time, and there were a few girls in the same company. "

Speaking of this, Bai Huimin's smile became even brighter, "I have been a group performer once in my life, do you know? But your uncle fell in love with it, and after the finale, he took the initiative to come to me."

Song Yi was a little excited to eat melons, "Then you agree?"

"Although I'm a group performer, I've been with him for quite a while, so I know who he is, and if I agree, I will definitely agree.

Besides, I was still young at that time, I was not sensible, and I was not as old as you. "

"Then what do you like about Teacher Yu? There is such a big age difference?" Song Yi said softly because Teacher Yu was not around, after all, the topics between the two women can be relaxed a lot.

After thinking for a while, Bai Huimin looked at his son who was playing next to him, "It has a sense of humor. This kind of charm will make people forget a person's appearance and go directly to his heart."

"Well, I can understand."

Song Yi's head is like a chicken eating rice. Although she also likes her boyfriend's appearance, the charm on stage is what attracts her deeply.

"Then aunt, did Teacher Yu confess?"

"Of course, your uncle seized the opportunity very accurately, and came to find me as soon as it was finished. But don't talk about me, girl, what about you?
Who of you confessed? "

In the beginning, it was Song Yi who started the melon-eating mode, but now it has been changed to Bai Huimin, and she even behaves more expectantly than the former. She is clearly a sister who likes to gossip despite her status as an aunt.

But Song Yi began to feel wronged.

This made her a little confused, "What's the matter? Have you ever had any unpleasant incidents?"

"This is not."

"What's the matter?"

"It's me who confessed. Yun Cheng hooked me, do you know? After hooking me up, I don't say anything. In the end, I was afraid that he would be snatched away, so I confessed first."

"Really? Tell me quickly."

There was nothing shameful about this process, so Song Yi simply talked to Aunt Bai, and after talking about it, Bai Huimin found their affairs even more interesting.

Feelings are all about guessing, but luckily the guess is right.

Maybe it was also about being happy, Bai Huimin felt that this girl was pleasing, and said, "Well, I will actually be ten years older than you, so why don't we talk about being sisters?"

"Ah?" Song Yi was frightened, and discussed with the aunt about how to calculate the seniority of the sisters.

With a sudden change, she became Yuncheng's aunt?
"No, no, no, no! I can't figure it out anymore."

"What's the matter? The seniority in Deyun Club is more chaotic than ours. Anyway, we have different opinions. You call me sister, and you can call the rest of you whatever you want."

"Is it just like that?" Song Yi was a little uncertain.

"Are you agreeing? If you agree, let's go and see how the two are doing. You are hungry too."

"Well, I'm already hungry."

"Then promise or not?"

"Answer... promise!"

……

……

"Yuncheng, what's the matter, how much meat is there?"

"There's still more."

"Hurry up and bring it here, I'm on fire."

Qi Yuncheng took the meat to the uncle without saying a word inside the house, but not to the kitchen inside, but outside the house.

There was an earthen stove outside. After the uncle lit the fire, he set up a big pot on it and prepared to cook.

Just like a farmyard.

After the meat was taken out, Yu Qian took a lot of water from the plastic pipe and prepared to blanch the meat.

"Yuncheng, chop the firewood, maybe it won't be enough after a while."

"Eh!"

Having to do physical work, Qi Yuncheng didn't feel tired, on the contrary he was very happy.

Because I did a lot of these things in the master's house in the early years, there was no way, on the contrary, it was very quick, and I chopped a lot of firewood in a short time.

And the fire was stuffed more and more hot,

And when it was almost done, Uncle Yu was frying a pot of fragrant red meat.

A few familiar figures came from afar.

When Song Yi heard the smell, he trotted a few steps, and couldn't take his eyes off it.

"It's almost ready, there are two more dishes after that."

Yu Qian said while holding a spatula, and at the same time stuffed a piece of firewood that Qi Yuncheng had chopped into it. Regardless of how it looks, it is a very primitive life.

But to be honest, if it is like this every day, it is also a kind of yearning.

Because life in the city is indeed too fast and stressful, not to mention that Qi Yuncheng himself will participate in a special performance in a while.

worry enough.

"Master, let me serve it, and leave the rest to me."

"Then come."

This pot of braised pork is a big pot of rice, and it takes a lot of effort to fry it, not to mention that it is also hot in summer, so Yu Qian sweats a lot when cooking a meal.

I wiped it quickly, then went to clean up the dishes after that, and taught the children to fry.

Not slow.

Once the fire comes, it only takes a few minutes.

After getting it.

Although there are only three dishes, it looks really good, because the red pork belly and the potatoes inside are stacked together, which is a big pot full.

Not to mention four or five people, eight people can eat it.

"Come on, you're welcome, girl! It's important that you're full. I heard from Yun Cheng that you can eat more."

"Ah... well, thank you, sir."

Song Yi quickly agreed, but looked back at Qi Yuncheng and deliberately gave him an angry look. She can eat, but there is no need to do so much.

Made such a large pot directly.

What image should I have in their eyes?

But Qi Yuncheng didn't care about her gaze, after he put all the food on the table outside, they were ready to eat.

The taste of the rice cooked by the uncle is naturally not bad.

They all thought it was good to eat, and Qi Yuncheng also gave it to his girlfriend, but he didn't eat it himself, because he didn't like to eat fatty meat.

So you want to sandwich the potatoes and the other two dishes.

As for why he is picky about eating, he himself doesn't know. It seems that he was very repulsed by fat meat in his previous life, and he would even spit it out if he accidentally ate it in his mouth.

It's a bit impossible to force it down.

It's not that Yu Qian and Bai Huimin are unaware of the child's problem. The former held the chopsticks between the dishes and said, "I don't know how you got over this problem. Eating more meat is good for your health."

Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "I don't know what's going on, maybe it's because of my body, it's similar to whether someone likes coriander or doesn't like coriander."

Naturally, Yu Qian couldn't say much, and he couldn't force it. He knew how uncomfortable it was to be forced.

But I also know the child, so the other two dishes also have meat, which is specially raised chicken.

While picking up other dishes, Qi Yuncheng suddenly let out a cheerful voice, "I kind of know why my uncle likes animals, there's everything in the pot."

"Hahaha!"

Bai Huimin, who was an aunt, was amused first, and at the same time she gave Yu Siyang some food, she opened her mouth.

"It's true that I raised it myself, but the rice noodles and meat steamed from the meat stewed in a big pot with firewood are delicious, and whoever eats it will know.

Next time you come to prepare for you. "

"Okay, I'm looking forward to it."

But just as he was talking, Bai Huimin suddenly remembered something, and looked at the two men, "Say something.

From now on, Song Yi and I will talk about being sisters.

how about it? "

Yu Qian: "..."

Qi Yuncheng: "..."

"Speak, how about it?"

Yu Qian understood his wife and had a very good attitude, so he did whatever he had, and it was completely within the normal range to do such a thing.

As for Qi Yuncheng's opinion, if he is a junior, he can still refuse it.

So the uncle didn't open his mouth, he responded first, "Well! Just be happy!"

"Okay, I'll call you sister from now on."

I don't know how embarrassing it is for Song Yi to be next to her. It's okay to be an aunt's younger sister in one afternoon, but after knowing that Qi Yuncheng doesn't eat much fat.

He made a thin piece and put it in his bowl.

After all, there are also a few pieces of lean meat.

Qi Yuncheng was naturally blunt, subconsciously said, "Thank you, Aunt Song!!"

"What did you call me?"

In an instant, Yu Qian and Bai Huimin couldn't stop laughing, and they could hardly hold the bowls and chopsticks. This kid is so funny sometimes, I don't know what's going on in his head all day.

But it helps him a lot when he's acting.

At first glance, it is a cross talk thinking full of talents.

Seeing his girlfriend's wide-eyed expression and couldn't help laughing, Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "What's wrong? Did you call me wrong?

Isn't Song Yi (aunt) right? "

"Don't play any homophonic stalks with me here, you obviously call me Aunt Song."

"Then I'm not wrong." Qi Yuncheng deliberately questioned his girlfriend with a smile, "Didn't you become a big sister?"

"Oh, that's different, don't call me that."

"Well! I won't bark next time."

"There is no more chance!"

For her boyfriend, Song Yi really can't laugh or cry, but sometimes he just likes him, and my aunt... No, it's the same as what my sister said.

Humor is the greatest charm, not to mention that she knows that Qi Yuncheng has many sides.

When he is with the crowd, he can be amused, and when he is quiet, he can also be quiet. He can even read a book there without talking for a whole day.

This contrast added another layer of charm to her.

Because serious men are also handsome.

But that's it.

Several people finished a dinner talking and laughing.

After eating, how could Qi Yuncheng be idle in front of the uncle and auntie, and immediately helped clean up the dishes, but he was still a little curious.

That's why Song Yi added so much lean meat to his dinner, not chicken.

The red meat is generally fat and thin, and there are very few thin ones.

So when I was collecting the dishes on the table, I asked my girlfriend who was resting after eating and asked about the situation.

Song Yi looked puzzled, "Why do you ask this, I picked off the fat one by one, some of them couldn't move, so I bit them.

But not many, only one or two, and the rest are picked out. "

"Well, you really surprised me."

The thought of Song Yi biting off the fat and putting the skinny ones into his own bowl was not disgusting, but something was wrong for some reason.

This is really taking care of myself as a junior.

"Want to help?"

"You rest."

"okay."

"It's okay."

Qi Yuncheng was speechless, and went to wash the dishes with the uncle.

After washing, a few of them drank water, ate watermelon and chatted on the huge horse farm or went to see other animals.

Even at night, there are many stars in the sky, but there are many lights, so the visibility is almost the same as that during the day.

But playing around, it's getting late.

In the blink of an eye, it was around eleven o'clock.

And because it was too late to go back, Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi decided to live here after discussing it. There must be a lot of rooms prepared for such a big place.

It's just after washing up late at night.

Song Yi was a little sneaky, looking around in the corridor, feeling like a thief.

"What's the matter with you? Stealing something?"

"What's the mess, Teacher Yu and Sister Bai went to bed?"

"Well! Because there are children, after coaxing the children, they also fell asleep."

"Is it far away, can you hear it?"

Sentence after sentence without reason.

Qi Yuncheng didn't think about it, instead he answered seriously, "It's okay, their room is not here."

a bit.

Song Yi started to be unscrupulous towards her boyfriend in the empty corridor. During the day, because Teacher Yu and the others were there, it was not easy to make intimate movements.

Only now can I stick it to my chest and hold it.

At the same time, an extremely ambiguous voice came down the ears.

"Before I let you go, I have to hug you to sleep tonight."

"Will you be my doll? What the hell are you..."

Qi Yuncheng originally wanted to say something, but when he lowered his head, he was completely melted by his girlfriend's gentle eyes.

After seeing her boyfriend acquiescing, Song Yi smiled beautifully, and walked towards the room without saying a word, "Come on, it's getting late, come in with me."

……

……

Six o'clock the next morning.

Yu Qian woke up very early, mainly because he went to see those animals as soon as possible, seeing them grazing or waking up, and he was in a good mood for the day.

Of course.

One day passed, and the bet with Degang was gone, and he took wine from the wine cabinet without saying a word.

I didn't drink all day yesterday, and I was really suffocated.

Even if he is alone early in the morning, there are still some animals in the room, so he is not lonely and can drink comfortably.

But at this time.

Qi Yuncheng came out of the room suddenly, yawning, obviously he didn't sleep well, but the biological clock is here sometimes.

Get used to getting up early.

But when he saw that the uncle was actually there, he quickly tidied up his clothes, fearing that he might see some traces.

In fact, if he is not in a hurry, it's fine, after all, he can't attract much attention, but this busyness, what can Yu Qian know in an instant.

There are people here, and they are all old men, nothing.

It's just that Qi Yuncheng felt uncomfortable when he came over, because her back and some places were suffering, so she couldn't let her have more nails next time.

At that time, I was happy and didn't feel anything, but now I can feel some stinging pain.

But when he saw the uncle, he still spoke first.

"Master, you are drinking alone."

"That's right, I didn't drink all day yesterday, so it's good to have wine." After speaking, the uncle took a sip of wine and lit another cigarette.

He likes to smoke, but he usually avoids people when he smokes, fearing that the smell of the smoke will bring harm to others.

After all, there are non-smokers in Deyun's backstage, not to mention Yu Siyang and the others are still here, so before they get up, let's smoke one first.

"Then you are still here today?"

"Stay for another morning. If you have nothing to worry about, let's go together then."

"Okay, I'm going to make breakfast."

Qi Yuncheng knew that Song Yi was quite tired yesterday, and he would probably be hungry when he woke up, so it's best to do it first.

Not much time.

It was about seven o'clock.

Song Yi and the others woke up, and Qi Yuncheng and the uncle had a quick breakfast, because there were no buns and fried dough sticks around.

They just cooked porridge, eggs, and prepared some bread. It seemed a little simpler, and the two elders prepared meat again.

Anyway, eat as much as you can, and don't care about so much.

But this time during the meal, Qi Yuncheng stared at his girlfriend, afraid that she would continue to get bored while eating eggs, but fortunately, after learning the lesson, he made two mouthfuls and took a mouthful of porridge by the way.

"Is there any sugar?" Song Yi felt that there was no taste, so he asked.

"Have."

"Where is it, I'll get it."

"No, you stay here."

Qi Yuncheng got up and went to the kitchen to get sugar.

Very simple dialogue and actions.

But both the uncle and the aunt can see that this young couple has the heart to live, and the feeling of getting along is very good.

So I am very relieved, the key is first love, and it will be rare to get married in the future.

Of course, they also got married when they first fell in love, so they can empathize.

a few seconds.

Qi Yuncheng came back with his things. After putting a few spoonfuls of sugar in his girlfriend's bowl, he continued to finish his own bowl.

As for after that, it was still a time when a group of people were on vacation.

All happy.

It doesn't feel too noisy with animals.

Very laid back.

But the morning passed, and at noon, Meng Hetang came to pick them up.

After that, his godfather and master will perform on National Day, so he has to go back to the Deyun Club, it is impossible to stay here all the time.

So around one o'clock in the afternoon.

They returned to the noisy theater from the quiet Tianjingdihuapet Paradise.

Come back once.

The voices of the audience and the various streams of people made Qi Yuncheng a little unaccustomed to it. Even though it's only been a day, he can take a rest without thinking about anything.

Better than any massage.

The same is true for Song Yi's words. When she was in the car, she was looking forward to when she would go next time, but what she was looking forward to next time was to eat rice noodles and meat steamed with firewood.

That's what's most alluring to her.

But after that, they have to go about their own business.

This is the most difficult part of being an actor. It is impossible to say that in order to be together more, the announcement of the performance and the venue will not act.

And then later.

Song Yi continued to rehearse the drama, and when it was scheduled for October, Qi Yuncheng began to participate in the assistant performances of Master and Uncle in the National Day special performance.

After participating, about three days later, his own special show will also start in Beijing.

But on that day.

The actor hasn't moved yet.

Media and netizens from all walks of life left messages on the post bar to discuss the situation.

The biggest topic among them was the measuring work of the young master Ma for the actors that De Yun was promoting.

Why Young Master Ma wanted to go to Deyun, and even why he had to measure work for the most popular disciple of Deyun at present, was a lot of people's guess.

Some people guessed that Guo Degang deliberately invited Master Ma to come over to support the child, because after Cao and the others withdrew, Deyun hadn't had that kind of particularly popular disciple until now.

Back then, Cao was really good, and he often said that his place supported half of Deyun, which is really true.

But the natural rebelliousness ruined his own way, and he became a Cao dog that everyone shouted and beat.

At the same time, it is precisely because of the absence of disciples of this level that netizens have asked Mr. Ma to praise the child. After all, Qi Yuncheng is indeed popular now, but he is only a small fire.

But let them guess.

The Deyun Club can't control it at all. They are so busy for tonight's performance that they have no time to spare.

At the same time, not only Yu Qian understands, but Guo Degang also knows that this scene will bring a lot of enthusiasm to the children.

Who is now Weibo, Tieba and various places pay a lot of attention to them.

Of course, he also understood that it was all thanks to Mr. Ma.

But whether the child can catch it is still unknown.