Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

on the stage.

Qi Yuncheng continued to stack the cards on the table, and the more he looked at it, the happier he was, "Oh, look at this card, it's really good.

Evening breeze blows Penghu Bay~~

White waves chasing the beach~~”

"That's it for the singing."

"Let's go!!" Suddenly Qi Yuncheng slapped his cards forward, and at the same time continued to hum, "(Errenzhuan) There is no coconut grove to decorate the setting sun~~ It's just a sea of ​​blue~~"

"What does this taste like?"

"Oh, I sang it wrong, and I don't know where I learned it from some wicked person!"

Hahahaha!

Many people in the audience laughed so hard that their stomachs ached. They had all watched Deyun's master-disciple father-son session, and who else could be this wicked one? It was his master Guo Degang.

Swear directly, without ambiguity.

So how can you be unhappy.

"I'm happy to win money, and my eyebrows are beaming." Qi Yuncheng continued with a smile on his face, "But if I say two or three things, I'm not kidding."

"How about it?"

"It's killing me, throwing cards and scolding dice, four families playing cards and three families are not human."

"Oh! This posture!" Luan Yunping exclaimed.

"Just sitting on this little white face, after a while, it looks like red in the mountains."

"It's anxious."

"His~~"

After Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath, he stacked the cards with both hands on the left and right, with a stagnant expression on his face, which could be regarded as a show.

"Okay, it's full, wow."

"What's the matter?" Luan Yunping asked softly from the side.

"I'm full of heart, foolish boy looks at the same picture, don't touch anyone, whoever touches is afraid of getting scabies."

"Ah!"

"I'm Ghost Master Zhang Tianshi—I can't help it! The lightning fairy fell into the ice hole——I'm half cold."

"Where is there so much nonsense?" Luan Yunping complained as if she couldn't take it anymore.

But Qi Yuncheng looked at the cards in his hand and kept sighing, "Must? If it's messed up, hit me! I'll clean the window if I stick it!"

I can't get lost, there are everything in the east, west, north and south! "

"The main reason is that the cards are not good."

"This is a broken card! Put the wickedness on the car..."

"How about it?"

"Intuit (push) wickedness! Grab some salt for wickedness..."

"What's wrong?"

"You're so wicked, take a look!"

"Wicked recruited you?"

All the sentences given are the characteristics of some card players. Although there are not many burdens, they reflect the psychological state of ordinary citizens.

So the audience watched it with gusto.

Suddenly Qi Yuncheng pretended to pick up a mahjong tile with his right hand and scolded, "Sixty thousand is disgusting!"

Luan Yunping asked curiously, "Why do you hate it?"

"I was looking for [-], [-], [-] just now and it wasn't there. Why did you go to you just now?"

"How does it know why it went?"

"Say yes!" Qi Yuncheng changed his appearance again, raised his head and stared at himself at twelve o'clock and said, "Oh! Don't say it, how about sitting face to face with you?"

"That's right." Luan Yunping pointed out.

"Zhu Bajie descends to earth—you don't look like a human being at all, just look at you."

"Have you recruited him?"

"The last time I sat in the opposite door with you, I lost a thousand and seventeen, do you know that? I will sit in the opposite door with you tomorrow, and I will turn around and walk away. I will not play with you by jumping into the river to commit suicide. Let me tell you! This unlucky appearance... I also know that the two of us are in trouble."

"What's wrong with you?"

"You belong to the dog and I belong to the rooster. The rooster can't reach the head, and the white horse offends the green ox!" After the performance, Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned back to his own tone and complained, "It's all about it, it's all annoying words .”

Luan Yunping nodded, "I can't make it."

"People still say, your dog is not a good dog, let me tell you! A dog with a head and a dog's brain is a string of jackals!"

"Did someone provoke you?"

Qi Yuncheng said proudly: "You look so unlucky, look at that unlucky look...the forehead is green, and the mouth is inlaid with emeralds. You are... green fruits are valuable-douban green, huh? You only eat spinach? Your father What's up, Popeye?"

"Where is all this nonsense!"

"This is the opposite door, and the upper and lower families on both sides can't survive."

"What's the matter with the family?" Seeing Qi Yuncheng pointing in the direction again, Luan Yunping wondered.

"He plays a card, and his family may not keep it all."

"correct."

"Don't push Zhang Er, if you push Zhang Er, you will swear at the street. If he plays a tube, others will also play a tube. I was in a hurry at that time."

"what's wrong?"

When Luan Yunping asked, a strange smile appeared on Qi Yuncheng's face, and he became angry.

"Hey, not bad, see you on the top if you don't see it in the temple, huh? You're the one who beat me? You made a mistake and let me mess with you! I recruited you and I provoked you?
ah?What a feud between us, is this? I instigated you to have a housework quarrel?Did I throw your child into a well? Did I push your father to divorce?On this hot day, I put your son in the sun dam to turn him into a little black fat man? "

Hahahahaha!
The audience laughed when they had to add one last sentence, and so did Luan Yunping as a partner.

The jokes that Master and Mr. Zhang said are almost fluent, but the actors have their own performances.

In the end, there was no other way, Luan Yunping added.

"Where is it, this is it!"

"What's wrong with you and let me mess it up? Just... talk, talk, talk, ah! What's the matter, sitting there like a dunghill, quite a big person with a silly face and a heart!"

Originally it was about Shangjia, but Luan Yunping was in the direction of Shangjia, so Qi Yuncheng simply pointed at his partner at this moment and continued.

"Let's be happy, look at how big it is! Don't show your teeth, look at how big those teeth are! Break them off and draw on them, and throw them in the pile of cards, that's the size!"

"Did I recruit you?" Luan Yunping said angrily.

"Ah, don't throw away the tooth when it falls out, give it to me."

"Why use it?"

"I'll carve a stamp to command! Hey, this is going home with someone."

"Shangjia, but you're talking about me."

"Who told you to stand in this position, and the next one is the same. He offers one card, and after the beating is over, the next one, do you want to eat it or not?"

"Then do you want someone to eat it?" Luan Yunping asked a little more carefully this time, keeping a little distance.

"Eating is gossip." Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and knocked on the table to make a noise, "Play a card here, pick a chicken, after the beating, people will eat at home, reach out to touch, slap, let others slap your hand down.

Don't move! You are not afraid of being burned! Eat anything?"

"Yaoji." Luan Yunping continued to chat.

"Just eat the chicken? You don't have to eat it. The doctor saw it for nothing, the hospital saw it for nothing, and you took the forty catties of medicine for nothing. How did the doctor tell you?"

"What did you say?"

"Didn't I tell you to avoid chickens! Which doctor are you talking about! This is eating him. You can't do it if you don't eat it."

"Do you want to eat?"

"Pick [-]. [-], they don't want it, they have to reach out to grab the cards, he is in a hurry: don't move! Don't move, snap, and knock down the opponent's hand that drew the cards.

The one who spoke to me said, why did you still move your hands?
nonsense!Are you still not allowed to draw cards? Ah? Let me ask you first what's wrong with me?
I don't need it!
What not to use? Use it when you are busy!It's called fifty thousand, do you understand? I'm going to ask for it. Here's a clean tube. What's the matter?
People are also embarrassed: No, you are unreasonable, I don't need it!
What is useless?what do you use
Crash! I'm being dragged and laid down!"

"What kind of human nature is this!!" Luan Yunping immediately joked with a hint of anger.

Of course he acted.

But the audience below began to grit their teeth. Qi Yuncheng's performance was too vivid, but it also proved the actor's strength. He acted like everything, with many details.

So some people looked at him and praised his acting skills and sense of speech.

However, Qi Yuncheng's words were not over yet, and he lowered his head as if looking at the one who was pulled down.

"No, you stand up, you stand up, why are you staring at me? Why is your forehead so green? He took a picture, did you see this!"

"Hey! This is all recruiting him."

"Oh, I said you... hey, hey! Puff out the cigarette, pinch the cigarette, stop smoking, okay, why are you so hot-eyed? Why are you so addicted? Playing cards to relieve boredom is smoking to relieve boredom? Huh? Are you having fun with a pair of socks?
Good! How can I stand this thing. "

Qi Yuncheng has completely entered the role at this moment, leaning on the table and coughing, "Make some water to drink, make some water to drink, my throat is full of smoke. Long-term contacts know me... hiss... not so something."

"You have a lot of things, what is human nature?" Luan Yunping couldn't help but continue.

"Where does the smell come from? This is it? I smelled it just now." Qi Yuncheng suddenly moved his nose to smell, and after smelling it, he suddenly turned to look at Luan Yunping and pointed to his mouth, "Hmm!! Smelly teeth !"

"What a mess."

Hahahaha!

The audience is happy again.

Anyway, I haven't seen him in a show without hurting others.

But they looked at Qi Yuncheng's performance, combined with the section performed by his master in 04, they all felt that it was good enough.

Because this cross talk needs the expressiveness of the characters too much, and it will be tasteless if it is less.

But the young and old below also think it's normal, who knows that he is Guo Degang's apprentice, the one he is promoting recently.

Qi Yuncheng said with a grim expression, "I said it smells so fishy, ​​peel off his braids and put garlic in his mouth to cover up the smell in his mouth.

No, no, I said you smelly... (sniff) No, it's not you..."

"Hey!!" Luan Yunping finally felt at ease, and waved her hand, "It's not me at all."

"It's not you." Qi Yuncheng took a step and began to search all over the stage. After finding it, he returned to the microphone and looked at the stage and let out a sigh.

"Hey!!! Beriberi here! Oh my God, you can really do it! Playing cards is to relieve boredom, and beriberi is also relieved?

ah?It's okay to string, wash your hands after stringing beriberi and hula cards here, I like to dip my saliva in drawing cards-I said it was so salty just now, are you going to kill me?
Ah? Is it true that you are.

See? That's a loser. "

"This way of human nature." Up to this point, Luan Yunping responded with a disgusted expression.

"There was still such a way of playing cards in the past."

"Where do you play cards?"

"Old lady playing cards."

"Oh, comrade."

Qi Yuncheng touched his forehead a little, and he just performed for a while, but when he was acting just now, it was impossible for you to have no emotions.

And with this kind of emotion, even if there are fans in the theater, it is easy to sweat.

Because you acted in a hurry, you were really in a hurry once.

Not to mention there is a long section behind.

But when Luan Yunping gave a shout and looked at the many flowers for Mr. Zhang on the side of the stage, the motivation came again.

So he continued to speak, "Shuofuer."

"It's called playing cards."

"Cards, fighting cards. In fact, it's not a fighting card, a bickering—a bickering."

"Oh, talk and talk."

"It's usually fine, now it's time..."

Luan Yunping was curious, "How is it?"

"Chen Zhima rotten millet all remembered."

"yes?"

"Hey, this banker has caught a lot."

"Correct."

"There is no one else playing cards. They are all aunts, second aunts, third aunts, old aunts. Anyway, the old ladies in the neighborhood."

"Neighborhood."

Qi Yuncheng fiddled with his hands on the table again, shuffling the cards, "Sit together and mess up the cards. The dealer here has to draw first. She only needs to draw once, and there will be a lot of nonsense here."

"The words are coming." Luan Yunping turned her head and looked at the audience to explain.

Qi Yuncheng immediately entered the state, his gestures had a woman's taste, and at the same time he was holding cards in one hand and drawing them in the other.

"Let me tell you... I don't want to be the leader..."

"What's wrong?"

"The first one, let's not be confused! When my aunt came to me today, she didn't mention that the second sister was here. If she said that the second sister was here, we wouldn't come. The second sister would think we were gossiping. Sit together. Can you still live by talking? Why are you guys staying together?
Is it a hot day? Watching movies makes me feel bored, I don’t understand Beijing opera, I don’t understand opera reviews, and we don’t understand anything else, so we just sit together and play cards. I loved it when my sister was a girl. How fun is it to play this?
What is ten yuan or eight yuan? Who cares about the eighty-seventh? We can live with a hundred and eighty, sisters are always friends when we are together, right?
Ouch, the old aunt is here? I don't know that the old aunt is here today. We won't come today if the old aunt is here. "

"So what?"

"The old aunt was wrong yesterday. She played the cards with a blind eye, but it didn't work, right? My fourth aunt is stupid. How much money can I get if I win the game? I came home late yesterday, and it was three o'clock. It's been a long time, huh! The kettle was not filled, the stove was turned off, the floor was not swept, the house was not tidied up, the children were crying, the adults were making trouble, my husband and I quarreled.

He's afraid of me...I...I'm not in such a hurry with him. He stares at me and I stare at him. Let me tell you, staring at me? He's annoying, and I'm annoying.The neighbors are too noisy to sleep.

Woke up in the morning and continued to fight with me, he fucked me, I fucked him too, he gave me a mouth, I tore off my coat.I'm not afraid of him! That's what I used to do when I was a girl in my mother's house.

Because of this, I often fight with my mother...

Don't keep following me, kid, go, go out, buy some thread from anyone who sells thread, and after your father sews a coat, let me tell you, call me out today, there is no time at all, there is still a lot of work, clothes are too Didn’t wash, the basin was soaked and not brushed, the rice was simmering, and the children were not fed, what a nuisance, isn’t it? Ten, twenty... oh, it’s amazing!”

"What's the matter?" Luan Yunping finally waited for her breath, and quickly picked it up while supporting the table.

"48 cards!"

"All caught."

……

"it is good!!!"

"Well said, this paragraph is really the skill of Lao Guo and the old man back then!"

"It's amazing! It's not too bad!!"

"This is really capable, amazing!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Deyun Tianqiao Theater burst into applause.

Don't look at this cross talk without Guankou.

But the last paragraph of the character's mouth.

Wow wow wow.

Qi Yuncheng confided everything like a cannonball, the audience felt their scalps tingling, and the key words were clear without any ambiguity.

As well as the complaints, nonsense, and nagging emotions of being a woman are all performed, not to mention that the eyes and expressions are changing all the time.

How could it be bad.

With regard to these emotions and the performance of the characters, some actors nowadays can't do it at all, all they need is strength and kung fu.

And saw the children come down.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian had already tidied up the side scenes, and seeing them perform at the same time really reminded the former of the various states and psychological thoughts when he was partnering with the old man at that time.

This was performed around November 04.

At that time, Deyun was at a critical point, and it wasn't a hit, and it wasn't bad, because the theater could have more than 200 people in a day.

Very nice to be able to pay for their meals.

However, as soon as November passed and around December, Mr. Zhang couldn't hold his voice at all.

After discussion, Guo Degang formally invited Yu Qian, who had been a guest star in Deyun's performance, to join Deyun.

Time flies, and now it has been seven years.

It can only be said that time is not forgiving.

Sending away too many bits.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "On the Status Quo of 50 Years of Cross Talk", performed by Guo Degang and Yu Qian!!"

"Oh!!!"

"it is good!!!"

"Old Guo!!"

"Brother Qian'er!!!"

quack quack quack quack.

There were a lot of old men's roars, and it could be heard that there were many old friends.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian immediately came to the stage with their coats up.

When we got to the stage, the former raised his hand and needed to adjust the microphone a little bit, which was indeed a bit high, and this didn't mean any performance burden.

But the audience is very happy.

How could Yu Qian not understand, just smiling, waiting for his partner to speak first.

"Thank you for your applause! Just now the two children talked about a program "Gambling Theory"! It is our traditional program, and our senior actors, Mr. Gao Deming, Mr. Wang Shicheng, and Mr. Guo Rongqi have all acted in it!"

"Yes."

"It's very good, and in 04, Mr. Zhang and I also performed in a small theater, which is a little superficial of the old gentleman who learned.

Now the children are also learning from our original spirit to do this once.

It may be nothing, but it can be regarded as a kind of inherited spirit.

But there is still work to be done, because this business is not easy. "

"It's not easy."

"Cross talk can be said with a mouth, but it is difficult to say it well. The audience will not be happy if there is one more word, and the audience will not be happy if one word is missing."

"A matter of size."

"Hey, it's hard to get this momentum!"

……

On the stage, the old two started the joke they had said before.

But in the past it was the old man's measurement, but now it's Yu Qian's arrival.

The style is different.

The style of the old man next to him is actually more like chatting, measured in pieces, like chatting with incoming and outgoing words.

Dare to answer anything.

It is even said that there are times when Guo Degang is stumped, so the old man's style can be said to be very special.

With listless.

Naturally, there is nothing to say about Yu Qian's words. The recognized cross talk queen, turning over the burden, is also very good, but the style is much more regular in comparison.

So it can be regarded as a new edition of "On the Status Quo of 50 Years of Crosstalk".

When the show comes down.

The audience watched with gusto.

The same goes for Qi Yuncheng, Yue Yunpeng, Luan Yunping, and Kong Yunlong.

It almost filled the small space of the side curtain.

Because they all remembered when the old man was around.

Even a few of them still can't believe that the old man left two years ago, because at that time, except for Qi Yuncheng who knew in advance, many disciples heard the news suddenly.

There are quite a few shocks.

On the stage, after Guo Degang and Yu Qian finished talking about the cross talk.

There were applause, yells, and voices of urgency, and even a few of them even blew whistles to boo.

Anyway, to reflect a lively.

In this excitement, they only returned to the scene for a 10-minute segment, and let the children play first.

Came up the moment.

It could also be the emotion caused by the red banners and flowers all over the theater.

The audience became restless.

"Old Guo, tell the truth!!"

"The whole book tells the truth!"

"one comes!!"

……

Constant quarrels, constant quarrels, chattering, except for a few people in the front row, a lot of words in the back can't be heard clearly.

Originally, the actors would try their best to listen and try their best to meet their requirements.

But today was different, more than a dozen actors stood on the stage without speaking.

Just wait there silently.

This is especially true for the disciples behind.

After all, the master didn't speak, and their apprentices didn't dare to speak.

In the end, after waiting for about five or six seconds, when the voice was a little quieter, Guo Degang barely smiled while leaning on the side of the table, "I understand what everyone is thinking.

Now there are indeed many old viewers who have followed us to watch since 05.

It's been seven years now.

not easy.

I also love to hear the truth about that time.

Thank you very much! ! "

After a pause, Guo Degang thought and thought behind the microphone, but he couldn't help but say that sentence, "But I have to remind the audience, that is the truth of the whole book and went with Mr. Zhang!! "

People's sorrows and joys are generally difficult to connect, but when he said these words, many people sat down quietly.

Guo Degang naturally wouldn't bring his emotions to the audience, but he still had to say this, he sighed.

"Now everyone in the Deyun Club also understands that the re-singing of the truth is usually cut or revised by us, because there is no end to singing.

And every time I sing this, I can still think of Mr. Zhang when he was sick and hospitalized.

To be honest, the old man is too worthy of our study.

I was particularly impressed. It was not enough in the hospital bed, but the cleverness and wisdom can be reflected at any time.

Because at that time, he really couldn't do anything about his body, he couldn't get up.

After he couldn't get up, he tied a rope to the head of the bed, and he could get up by holding on to the rope.

But when he called the nurse, he couldn't yell out, and his hands were too weak to ring any bells.

Then I thought of a way, take a spoon for eating, knock on the side of the bed, everyone will know when you knock.

For such trivial matters, the old man's wisdom in daily life is endless.

As for the old man's illness at that time, I didn't tell the children in detail. "

As he said that, Guo Degang turned his head and looked at the grown-up children. At the same time, his emotions were almost overwhelmed, and there were tears in his eyes.

"These children are from the Yunzi Branch. They came early and had the most contact with Mr. Zhang, but Mr. Zhang was seriously ill, and the children didn't know much about it.

It's not that he doesn't care, nor is it unfilial, but that Mr. Zhang doesn't want to say, as long as the children go to the hospital to visit.

No matter how weak he was, he had to find a way to sit up and spread out on the wheelchair.

Said I couldn't let the kids see me like this, and then went negative, they were too young to hang around me.

I'm the only one who wants to die, no need.

You said that the old man is so sick that he is still thinking about us.If a club as big as the Deyun Club is gone in my hands, I will still be human! ! ! "

The last sentence, Guo Degang yelled out with a blank expression, his eyes trembled, and his expression was full of hatred, and the hatred was also hating himself. 2010 was almost lost in his hands.

What a hang!Many times he would be woken up by this in his dreams. You must know that De Yun was indeed besieged on all sides at that time, so there was no one who would not be targeted.

And being able to persevere is indeed because the audience helped too much, otherwise he would not have the face to see Mr. Zhang on the day he died.

So today, in order to thank the audience for their company, Guo Degang had to look at his senior brother to ask for his opinion. He had this idea before he moved here, so he naturally nodded to show something.

So Guo Degang also gritted his teeth, and then looked at the audience full of holes.

"You are all our parents, since you want to hear the whole book and the truth, let's break through it today, because the teacher is too hard, let's come here quickly!!

I hope Mr. Zhang can come back and listen to it in heaven! ! "