Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 301 Brother, it's too early to rebel now! 【Subscribe】

"Master! Grandpa!"

"Master! Let's go in, we have something to talk about."

"Yes! Go in first."

……

After Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, Shaobing, and Xiaoyue came outside, they said something while looking at the crowded crowd.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian also nodded.

Otherwise, standing outside followed would easily cause the crowd to panic. Although they couldn't estimate the number of people, this street was almost full of people, and they could vaguely know that there were a bit too many people today.

So I chatted with the fans for a few more words.

A large group of them began to enter the theater, and the actors who helped maintain order returned at the same time, and then went backstage together.

"Is the theater full?" Yu Qian asked after sitting down.

Qi Yuncheng nodded, and said again at the same time, "You have seen the situation outside, and I don't know how to deal with it.

Because there are really not enough stools, look at the backstage, except for a few of you, almost all of them have been taken out.

And the surrounding restaurants also borrowed a lot of biscuits. "

"That's not true." Shaobing wiped his sweat beside him, "When I was a child, I borrowed a stool."

Looking at Ertu's extremely fat figure, Guo Degang smiled, because he was the one who often borrowed stools in the theater before.

For so many years.

This work is still on him, after all, he is the most familiar with it.

The key point is that he is dumbfounded, and he can borrow a stool after a while, and others have to say a few words to ask if they can borrow it.

Biscuits are the same.

When I was growing up, I saw the fluffy egg seller get up to get something, and in seven words, he ran away with my stool, and then slipped out of the theater to the audience.

So in terms of brains and personality, it is completely abnormal for others to sue Lu Zhenggui.

At this moment, Zhuge Liang also thought that there were so few people coming, but they could all be blocked inside, and he opened his mouth to ask.

"It's about to start.

Hurry up to greet the audience, and everyone who can come back.

In addition, you think that there is indeed a solution for the stool, so let us know that there is a seat first, but if you want to come back and watch, we limit the number of people. "

"Okay! You go over and talk right away."

Shaobing quickly agreed first, and then picked out a few people to go out to the front desk. With my voice, it is more appropriate to deal with that kind of thing.

So a few minutes passed.

According to the arrangement, the audience inside rushed out of the theater wave after wave.

For a time, downstairs and upstairs were full of people.

Seats can be said to be fit for purpose, but if they are seated, the audience is still willing to stand in the aisle or other places to watch the performance of the Gangsi Festival.

Although it is listening to cross talk outside the theater, the state is far from being in the open air.

Anyway, there is no standing or sitting, completely filling the entire theater to the brim.

As soon as there were fewer people, there was a movement like a vegetable market.

No matter how you press it, it will come up.

There was chatter and talk everywhere, and there were even a few people shouting at the top of their voices.

But when Deyun's opening song and the gong and drum guy appeared, the tranquility of the vocals was instantly overwhelmed, in exchange for one piece after another of silent applause.

At the same time, a pair of young actors under the stage finished their appearance.

There must be many willows opening the door in a small field.

It's a while.

In the opening song, the stage was full of people, and the audience was even more full of actors.

At the same time, Yu Xiaoye's seven-year-old son, Lu Zhenggui, also stood beside the table.

I was supposed to come over to play today.

So it's a hindrance at all.

"Thank you everyone!! There are so few people here today, and no one is standing still. To use an old saying, you are very relieved!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Huh~~

The audience is so excited at the moment, clapping and booing.

"You're depressed! It's going by so slowly, I thought it was another year, and the changes in that year were very small..."

Zhuge Liang was talking, when suddenly Qi Yuncheng, who was following Yu Qian, said, "Dad, what a beautiful sister!!!"

Hahahahaha!
A word with a reason.

There was a lot of fun on stage.

Zhuge Liang even said less, and introduced with a smile, "You guys know each other."

Audience: "Lu Zhenggui!!"

With a shout, Yu Qian was also happy, so he hurriedly raised his head to let his son be quiet, after all, he was off the stage, so he could disturb it.

But when Yu Qian said that, Qi Yuncheng wondered, "My sister seems to have a seat!!"

He was originally at the table, and the voice of the voice could be heard, but once it came out, Zhuge Liang was reminded, so he hurriedly said less.

"That's right, everyone! There are too few people here today. There are only a few hundred people, and all those without chairs around have been moved by the biscuits.

The only thing missing is the stone chair in the park.

So don't worry about it.

But it can be seen that Qi Yuncheng and my father have a hobby. "

"What hobby!"

"You're confused!"

Have fun talking.

The audience in the theater was full of smiles. The main reason was that the atmosphere was there, and everyone was in a very excited mood. It was Xiao Lin who was by the side and hurried over to drag Qi Yuncheng back.

Although I have no performance today, it is still possible to make an appearance together.

See the child finally stabilized before.

Zhuge Liang continued to look at the audience, "Thank you for supporting you to this day, today is your Gangsi Festival plus Mid-Autumn Festival.

The two verses go together.

Very much none.

But there, Lu Zhenggui and Yu Qian led all the actors in the Deyun Club, first of all to pay tribute to your food and clothing parents, thank you Xiaojia. "

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Under the small stage, all the actors bowed collectively, and at the same time the audience's applause broke out again.

But Qi Yuncheng didn't know that those chattering squatting on the ground, before the applause passed, he suddenly saw a more beautiful sister.

There is no way to think about the past.

I even wanted to turn up, but fortunately Xiao Lin stopped me.

Zhuge Liang was speechless when he saw it, "Stand back, kid, don't look at this sister. Oh, she looks so much like my father!!"

When I mentioned that again, no one was still laughing, but Yu Qian said back at this moment, "It can be seen that it is useless to ask for a teacher."

Hahahahaha!
call~~

In an instant, the old couple fell in love and killed each other, and instantly broke their defenses. There are so many audiences, it must be said that the young master's resentment was absolutely lame.

Zhuge Liang also has his own way. It's the same comic dialogue, even if they are talking and playing with each other carefully, they are caught off guard.

"Today, there are no steel wire nests, no veterans and troops.

There are no audiences from Seven Lakes and Seven Seas.

If you didn't want to listen to any programs before, just shout out, it is definitely limited to the programs under the program list.

Let's try to talk about it in seven hours.

If you don't like it, it's okay for us to come all night! ! "

"it is good!!!!!"

That's what the audience hates, so everyone shouted desperately.

Even if it is too late, it is indeed early, and it is possible to chatter.

Lu Zhenggui glanced at everyone off the stage, "Everyone is here today except those who asked for leave, Guo Degang, Luan Yunping, Kong Yunlong, and Tao Yang are all here.

Including Yue Yunpeng, who was filming in it, has also returned.

Even Hou Zhen, who was busy working on monsters all day long, and Lao Di, who taught children, were there.

Anyway, you have no less energy to use less energy.

But after Zhengran, we all have to have a willow that opens the door..."

suddenly!

The words stopped again.

The audience above seemed to have seen something, and there were many voices of joy.

Zhuge Liang was probably curious.Looking back, he found Qi Yuncheng squatting on the ground staring at a sister above.

I want to reach out and hug.

Do you feel so tired all of a sudden.

Pointing jokingly, "Is he here to kick the field?"

The voice fell.

Guo Degang hurriedly smiled and went over to take the child back, and at the same time said, "Brother! It's too early to rebel now.

When he grows up, you can teach him again. "

Hahahahaha!
The audience burst into laughter again.

And Yu Qian was very happy to be holding the table next to him, and the man answered the conversation too slowly.

As for Zhuge Liang, there is nothing like me. The actors also hid their smiles.

Anyway, today is very depressed.

Before the laughter.

"The opening singing is unfamiliar, and we are silent together without meeting. Let's sing a classic piece of the Little West Chamber."

"A round of bright moon shines on the west chamber~~
July Fourth Beauty Yingying Matchmaker~~
Eight, invite Zhang Sheng to come to the banquet~~

Qigu someone jumps over the flower wall~~

Mrs. Qigu knows the letter~~

The eight-flower stick tortured Yingying and interrogated the big matchmaker~~"

……

……

The extremely righteous Willow of the Door once again appeared on the stage of the Deyun Gangsi Festival.

And is long.

Before the song is over.

All the actors once again bowed to the stage.

Before they all went up, Hou Zhen suddenly turned a corner and came back, almost forgetting that he was an announcer.

Grab the microphone to announce the curtain.

"The performance above is official. First of all, please enjoy the group crosstalk "The Seven Generations"! Performers Kong Yunlong, Xie Jing, and Zhai Guoruo!!"

Before the curtain call, Kong Yunlong and an old gentleman with thick eyebrows and small eyes came out, and Xie Jing's master came out a little earlier.

"Thank you everyone! Today is the Gangsi Festival and the Mid-Autumn Festival, and you actors are also generally unhappy. Is there any of you after the end of the arrangement.

Because your Deyun Eighth Team is in Bawaitun, there are no performances in the theater.

It was an impromptu phone call.

The teacher beside you is Di Guoruo. "

"Your teacher!"

"Have you worked together before, but your personal friendship is very good."

"Wrong!"

……

……

Kong Yunlong over there, let's start.

The actors in the front stage stared at the performance in their respective breaks or side scenes.

"Today, is the boudoir over here?"

The moment he came up, Yu Qian asked while looking at his son.

"Well! You are also very busy, and you have to follow along and do a few plays."

"It's better for young people to be less busy. He will help you watch the ocean, and you can discuss something with Master Ni."

"it is good!"

After handing over the child, Yu Qian went to find Zhuge Liang.

And I'm gone.

Guo Degang had just finished taking care of the child as the nanny, but Yu Qian could also hand it over to Luan Yunping, Xiao Lin, Dameng, Da Zhui'er and others.

There is a way, who told me to take care of a two-month-old baby without any experience.

And Lu Zhenggui also thought it was troublesome, the key point was that the kid was really fun to be honest.

If so, there will be this scene off stage.

It's even more needless to say that he told Zhuge Liang to get up after that, so he was afraid of something at all, a complete social cow.

And when he saw his brother coming over, and there were so few people at the front desk, he immediately called out again.

"Brother! What a pretty big sister today!"

"He's also a little more reserved, and he almost became the protagonist when he opened the door."

Although the stools at the front desk were all taken out, there were still some left. Guo Degang hugged me to sit on it.

And the buttocks hit a big stool.

Yu Siyang asked again.

"Brother! Are they married?"

"Yes!!

"How did he end up here?"

Guo Degang asked back, "Why is he getting married?"

"You may be old enough."

"So he's looking for one right now?"

Yu Siyang nodded and shook his head, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Brother! You found a beautiful one, how about you introduce it to him?"

"He slowly matured into him."

Guo Degang couldn't hold back his smile, and quickly said, "He can find it by himself, you don't have a boyfriend."

"Oh!"

His head nodded a little, Guo De just thought of something after a while, and he still felt that he should educate that child, after all, it was indeed a little quarrel with the master and the young master just now.

"Remember, don't stare at the sisters before the curtain call and step down, let alone squat here and chat with the sisters in the back row.

If that happens again, you'll hit his brother Guo Qiling, you know? "

The relationship between Guo Qiling and me is not bad on weekdays, because Guo Qiling is Yu Qian's apprentice, so he often goes to the master's house.

Nature plays best.

There are no toys to share.

Hearing that, the big guy really panicked, raised his head, "Why did you hit Brother Xiao Lin?"

"Because he chatted with the beautiful sister, he was right, but he was too big, you can hit him, so you hit Xiao Lin!"

"Could this be beating Xiao Lin?" For a moment, Qi Yuncheng sat under the big stool without aggrieved look.

"You can hit Xiao Lin, but he will talk to the boy like that from today on! He can choose, he has to give up anyway."

Given a choice.

Qi Yuncheng thought about it alone, and after thinking about it for a long time, he actually looked sobbing, "You, you can put it on any end!"

One said.

Suddenly there was a laugh in front of him.

During the process of asking, how could no one see us in the silent front desk, and when he heard his name, Xiao Lin immediately stood by the side.

It turned out to be a good laugh.

It's so natural.

The key to brain thinking is that cross talk is a pity.

Guo Degang acted as if he had no choice but to play with the older children anyway.

After all, I haven't stepped down for a while.

In today's performance, I was in the bottom eight position, and the bottom seven was performed by Boss Gao and Shi Aidong.

That's a lot of cooperation.

At the end of the day, Shi Aidong was Yue Yunpeng's partner, and he came to ask for leave because he had nothing to do, so Sun Yuecai cooperated with Yue Yunpeng.

But I really helped Yue Yunpeng a lot during my time at the Grand Theater.

And my style doesn't have the feeling of a limp old cat, which looks harmful to humans and animals, scratching to the point of stitches.

So in the big theater afterwards, Yue Yunpeng was often made to say yes by me, but he also subconsciously exercised my reaction and other self-abilities.

He was the one who gave Yue Yunpeng very little help.

Just like that, the first night of the Gangsi Festival.

The shows are performed one after the other.

And not much.

Four programs, the key is really going to seven hours, so at 10:30.

Guo Degang's eighth show was just about to end.

After that, it was agreed that we will come to a group chat with Master and Master, so we waited early in the side screen.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Training Apprentice"! Performers Zhuge Liang, Yu Qian, Guo Degang!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

"Oh!!!"

"Teacher Guo, you love him!"

"Teacher Yu, you love him!"

……

Roaring as always, it's okay if it's a boy, the key is that there are many young men.

Among the people who showed up, there was no Guo Degang. My arrangement was a few minutes ago.

Coming off the stage, Lu Zhenggui was very depressed.

That was the first time I appeared on the show, and then we were also on the eighth show.

"Hearing the applause from those people, it can be seen that the young man is a true love cross talk."

"Wrong!" Yu Qian nodded.

"Who said cross talk well?" Zhuge Liang suddenly turned and pointed to his senior brother, "You said it well, and you are just a gentleman with a vicious heart."

"you flatter me."

"Now that you have finished praising you, should you praise you?"

"What are you praising you for?" Yu Qian wondered.

Zhuge Liang was beautiful in front of the microphone, "Because you haven't had any achievements recently."

"What grade?"

"You also started learning art back then, step by step to the stage, you are getting younger and younger, and you always think about when you will accept a big apprentice.

Pass on those things that you know to me, at least it can be regarded as preaching for the patriarch. "

Yu Qian refused, "It should be like that."

"So traveling all over the world, visiting here and there, you finally found a good apprentice." Zhuge Liang held his chest, "Your heart is very happy."

Yu Qian: "Accepting apprentices is difficult."

Zhuge Liang: "There are no regrets in life, but so far, do you have any regrets? Ever since you accepted that apprentice, everything is empty for you. Do you have any worries?"

Yu Qian: "He looks at that."

Zhuge Liang: "Even if he dies suddenly at this moment, you will have no regrets."

"Why do you die if he accepts apprentices?" Yu Qian frowned and complained.

"You are distressed for you."

"It's right to be distressed for him."

"That apprentice of yours!" Zhuge Liang sighed with emotion, "In terms of points, the first thing to say is that he is incompetent."

Yu Qian's curious look, "He will talk about it in detail."

"Know astronomy at the bottom, geography at the top, understand harmony between people, understand yin and yang, understand the four hexagrams, understand strange gates, know how to hide armor, plan strategies, and win thousands of miles away." Proud Fengyue, before you leave the hut, you must first set the eighth in the sky."

"Oh, that's your apprentice??"

"That's Guo Xiaobao!"

"Hey!" Yu Qian said something, "You asked Guo Xiaobao, let me tell you about your apprentice."

"How about Guo Xiaobao?"

"Wow, Guo Xiaobao, Xiaocai."

Deliberately leading the conversation there, Zhuge Liang changed his tone, looked at the audience and said, "Who is the score to compare with? It's too far behind your apprentice."

"So powerful?"

"It's just that your apprentice's ability is too small. From ancient times to the present, there are so many inferior people who can compare with your apprentice."

"Look at that one!"

"I think there was no Sima Qian who wrote historical records back then."

"none!"

Zhuge Liangliang nodded, and immediately said confidently: "Your apprentice's literary talent is on par with mine."

"Same as Sima Qian?" Yu Qian did not dare to speak in a serious tone.

"Cai Lun, who made paper, inherited Chinese civilization, and is on par with your apprentice."

"That's a small family."

"What are Yu Chaoen, Tong Guan, Wei Zhongxian, Da Dezhang..."

"Yes, he is all traitors?"

Hahahaha!

What's so good about the apprentice's foreshadowing in a short paragraph? When Yu Qian's treacherous minister turned over, the audience was inexplicably poked into the point.

Because the rebellion with Lu Zhenggui was really right.

And Zhuge Liang didn't care about those, he kept praising his disciples, "They are all unconventional figures in ancient times!"

"It is."

"Draw an equal sign with your apprentice."

"So you are still very satisfied with that apprentice?"

"It's just that she's satisfied, she's talented, and she's pretty."

In an instant, many little girls nodded subconsciously, rejecting the words very much. Originally, Guo Degang looked good in our hearts.

It's a pity that talking about cross talk has completely turned into seriousness off the stage.

Of course, if you do something else, many people will hate it.

"Pan An is mad at Song Yu. Pan An and Song Yu are two beauties in ancient times. Compared with your apprentice, they are as beautiful as your apprentice's heels."

"Huo. Is your apprentice walking with a small top?"

"What are you talking about. That apprentice is your pride, your pride. If you died a few days ago, you will put a photo of your apprentice under your urn."

"Okay. The two of them will let whoever they are, and his apprentice has become a scapegoat."

Lu Zhenggui folded his hands in front of his body and smiled, "You are as beautiful as you can be."

"That's great, did your apprentice bring it?" Yu Qian said.

"One day I will take it with me."

"Are you lucky enough to see this?"

"Say admiration." Suddenly, Lu Zhenggui corrected Yu Qian's language.

"Still looking up?" Yu Qian was taken aback, because he had compromised in order to see the child, "Can you take me out so that you can look up?"

"You're going to praise him, how can he talk like that? Your child is so young and looks so beautiful, what is it called holding?"

"Is that what you're supposed to say?"

"Pull me out."

"It's still like yours. Tell me to come out and let you look up."

"Stand up."

Zhuge Liang took a deep breath, made himself anxious for a while, and shouted a few seconds ago, "It's awkward! It's awkward!!"

"He'll wait for a while."

"You're so awkward."

Yu Qian stopped, "You are awkward enough, isn't your apprentice awkward?"

"Ah, are you looking for something awkward?"

"Why are you looking for awkwardness, you are looking for your apprentice."

"Your apprentice's name is awkward, your name is bad luck, he is looking for bad luck, looking for awkwardness, this is you two."

"You have to find the awkwardness first."

"Come on, go on, go on!"

Lu Zhenggui yelled a few times under the stage, and even looked around the auditorium a few times, but he couldn't find any people, as if he knew where people were going.

Arina let out a sigh.

"Where did you go, your father!"

Guo Degang: "Hey!!!!"

Hahahaha!

The audience under the stage still saw someone, and suddenly Guo Degang's voice agreed, and the audience on the stage instantly jumped back and joined in joy.

"Good guy, that's really daring to promise."

"Okay, the strange smell is back again, I am really ashamed of Lao Guo's youngest fan."

"It is estimated that once the Gangsi Festival is over, Guo Degang will be the VIP kneeling guest of the Rose Garden again."

"If you give it a few years, you think Guo Degang will really have to develop a bunch of white fans."

(End of this chapter)