Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 297 You have to shout when your head crosses the road, what a fast knife! 【Subscribe】

a time.

After listening to Yun Cheng's nagging.

Luan Yunping didn't say much.

He and Yun Cheng usually have a good relationship, but they also love this younger brother.

In fact, logically speaking, this is just an opening scene. The wrong program was chosen, but it was over and there was no accident.

The past is also the past.

But these disciples who are familiar with the master know that it is impossible for their master to ignore it.

Who told this was his son.

You have to be more careful with the outside world.

But now that the master is not here, they can't imagine what will happen next, so they can only take one step at a time.

So after saying a few words casually, the actors began to rest and deal with the following programs.

Especially Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping, they still have two big jobs to perform, no matter what props or sizes they need to match each other.

Because even traditional jokes will add new baggage.

And when they go up to perform.

Dalin stayed at the side curtain all the time and never went down, even after their performance was over.

Will stand here to see other actors.

One stop is one or two hours.

Shengsheng stood at the end of the show.

No one talked about him. It could be seen that he might be in a bad mood, but it wasn't just a bad mood.

What's more, Dalin himself was trying to calm himself down. He had thought a lot about it for a couple of hours, and it didn't look like it was just the opening that didn't work.

But I can understand many things.

That is, my mentality is a little fluttering.

Recently, he and Yan Hexiang performed very well in the small theater, and the audience in the small theater began to get acquainted with them. Over time, he was in a state of learning and progress, and he had a different state.

In addition, it happened to be in time for my brother's commercial performance, so I played it boldly.

Who would have thought that a ladle of cold water would pour him back to his original state.

The splash was very timely, otherwise he really didn't know what his state of mind would become.

So I feel a little enlightened, but I still feel very guilty in my heart. After all, I didn't start well.

But look at it, on the stage at the moment.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were still talking, their laughter rising and falling from time to time, seeing this, he was a little confused again.

Brother, why has this mentality never changed?

Although he is young, he can also understand the ups and downs of a person's mentality, because his father often tells him about it.

When a person goes from low to high, the treatment and environment have changed, and this person cannot be the same as before.

I was still learning, and I was a little fluttering, but my brother really didn't see any change in mentality.

But how did he know that Qi Yuncheng had been a human being for two lifetimes, and he had already lived the first one again, so his general mentality could still be stabilized.

But in the face of big occasions, he will also be envious and excited, after all, it is indeed the point where there is no contact.

Of course there is another one, that is his girlfriend Song Yi, for her initiative, in fact, many times, his heartbeat does not know how fast.

Just acted calmly.

But at this moment, in order to complete tonight's commercial performance, he is now trying his best to perform the last show for the audience of today's Poly Theater.

"As an actor, you have to keep your mouth clean. You can see that there are more than 1000 people here today, and the venue is relatively empty, but every word should be clear so that you can hear it."

"Sent to your ears." Luan Yunping said.

"At the beginning, the old man said that slurring his words is like killing people with a blunt knife."

"How do you say that?"

Qi Yuncheng became more and more articulate, and at the same time swung his right hand downwards, "The knife to kill must be fast. If the knife is blunt, it will be too painful to kill."

Luan Yunping rested her hands on the table with an unbelievable expression on her face, "As for?"

"Let me give you an example."

"Then tell me."

Turning his gaze, Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping, "For example, you were beheaded."

As soon as she met her partner's gaze, Luan Yunping immediately felt regretful and speechless, "I'm also cheap, so why ask this?"

"Because I can only talk about you."

"Can't talk about others? How about changing it to Uncle Yu? Or Master?"

"Then you are really a lover." Qi Yuncheng came to tease, and at the moment he amplified his voice and even praised him.

Luan Yunping herself was amused, and the audience was even more so.

Regardless of the commercial performance, the atmosphere of the performance is still very relaxed.

"Then you can't talk about yourself?" Luan Yunping continued.

"If I'm gone, who will explain to them that blunt knives kill people?"

"Then you are tired."

"Luan Yunping is going to be decapitated, I feel very uncomfortable." Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth and couldn't help laughing.

"I didn't see it at all."

"Choose a good day, New Year's Eve, the whole country celebrates."

"Is this a good day for beheading?"

The corners of Qi Yuncheng's mouth raised, "You still celebrate your birthday, and you live in a new house at home."

"It's a housewarming."

"I just bought a [-]-square-meter detached villa."

As soon as she imagined the area, Luan Yunping said expressionlessly, "Well, I have taken over the Forbidden City?"

"Your daughter-in-law went out during the day and bought a lottery ticket for [-] cents and won [-] million."

"All good things have caught up with our family."

"Your child studies hard, and he will be able to recommend Qinghua immediately!!"

"How nice it is."

"The whole family sits here and eats."

Qi Yuncheng gestured with both hands to make a big basin again, "There is a braised fish in braised sauce in the middle, and a pearl the size of an egg came out of its belly."

"Ouch." Luan Yunping was stupefied when she heard that, and gestured with her hands, "How did you get it in there?"

"It's good things for your family. In addition, I'm here to celebrate your birthday and wish you a happy birthday.

My birthday present will arrive soon. "

"That's not bad."

"I bought you the Three Treasures of India."

"Why is it called the Three Treasures of Yindu?" Luan Yunping didn't understand, but at the same time asked the audience clearly.

Qi Yuncheng immediately explained, "Three specialties of Yindu."

"That's great."

"After a while, the door rang, and the Indian Du company came."

"Who's here?"

"Standing at the door is a very beautiful Indian beauty, a 19-year-old girl with a red dot on her forehead." Qi Yuncheng nodded between his eyebrows as he spoke.

"This is Indian style."

"Holding the Three Treasures of India in your hand, just ask when you enter the door. (Spitting out) The mud looks like that teacher Nuan."

"Is this from India? This one from Baoding?"

"The Indian girl is studying in Baoding."

"Okay." Luan Yunping quickly complained, "Do you want to improve this one?"

"(Pour) On behalf of our company, I'll bring you this Indian Three Treasure." After Qi Yuncheng finished speaking, he stretched out his hands, "Take it and have a look.

A wooden barrel carved from Indian red sandalwood, this is a treasure. "

"That's right." Luan Yunping nodded.

"There is a layer of curry on the outside of the red sandalwood, and when the lid is lifted, the bucket is full..."

"what?"

"Indus divine oil."

"Is this thing delivered in a bucket?"

"Luan Yunping picked it up, drank it all, and was in good spirits. And when I turned around, I saw this Indian beauty.

Luan Yunping said that I was very curious about the girl's red spot, can I touch it? "

"Can?"

"The girl is a bit shy, (speaking out) are you still waiting for the rope!"

Luan Yunping heard the smell beside her, and laughed amusedly, "She's just waiting for this."

"Come on! So Luan Yunping touched the red dot with her hand, and the red dot fell off, and when she saw it, there was a special prize written on her forehead."

"You said how did you think about this?"

"And the special prize is this Indian beauty, who promises to live in your house from now on, but your wife is definitely not willing."

Luan Yunping nodded, "She must have some ideas."

"Why should she stay at home when she comes? For a while, the family was arguing with that and that. But now, the door is open."

"Who's here?"

"More than 100 officers and soldiers appeared."

"This is?"

Qi Yuncheng played the role and said politely, "Mr. Luan, congratulations, happy birthday, happy Chinese New Year, and congratulations on winning the lottery.

Let's go, let's kill the head. "

Luan Yunping was taken aback for a moment, and asked with some doubts, "The good things in front of the relationship have nothing to do with me?"

"Luan Yunping, you have to ask yourself why you killed me."

"Yes."

"The officers and soldiers said it's okay, so I'll explain to you what killing with a blunt knife is. There was a death-like silence in the room."

"There is no backbone in the family."

"Your child is sitting across from me, and I'm sitting here." Qi Yuncheng pointed to his position, then looked to the left, "This is your wife, and the right is the beauty from India.

Several of us were very sad. "

"It's all in your hands, isn't it?"

"Didn't I say that before?"

"what?"

"As long as I love her, I don't care who his wife is."

"Huo, this sentence, you shop from 10:30 to [-]:[-], right?"

Hahahaha!

A word is suddenly used here.

How could the audience be unhappy.

Pieces of laughter.

At the same time, Da Lin in the side screen was also stunned, and the corners of his mouth slowly curled up. You must know that this sentence was said in their first cross talk.

It can still be used after saving the bottom line. I really think that brother's cross talk is so easy to handle, it seems very easy, but the opening of the scene is a bit unsatisfactory.

But he didn't dare to think too much, and continued to listen.

And then there is the part where the two people talked about beheading.

This is the most exciting part of saving.

"Luan Yunping has already been sent to the Caishikou in Yanjing. Let him be stripped naked from top to bottom."

"Why are you naked.

"If you kill your head, you don't want your life, so what's the use of face?"

"Then I can't be shameless."

"Naked at all, tied up at Caishikou, and put a trick in the neck!"

"What kind of trick is this?" Luan Yunping asked.

"There's a pointed one on the top, and a white paper on the bottom. There are movies and TV shows." Qi Yuncheng said while picking up the fan, writing and writing, "One prisoner is beheaded, the big gangster Luan Yunping!!"

"Tsk!" Luan Yunping suddenly understood, "I just said why I'm naked."

"When you hit the back of the neck and insert it, the person next to you will act as a kick."

"Why are you kicking me?"

"This is going to beheaded, can't you kneel down?"

"Then there's no need to kick."

"With a bang, you went down, eh? No!" Qi Yuncheng looked at the ground suddenly wondering, and hurried over, "I told you to kneel down, who told you to stick this up."

"Don't correct my posture." Luan Yunping hurriedly dragged her partner back.

"Okay, if you want to be stubborn, just be stubborn, anyway, you are a big hooligan. And after cleaning up, it will be bright."

"Just one night?"

"It's already the first day of the new year. Yanjing Caishikou is called Liulichang. There is a temple fair every year. There are about 80 million tourists from all over the country to visit the temple fair."

"Huge crowds."

"Everyone has to pass in front of you to go to the temple fair. In this past, some people have seen it three times, and some have seen it twice."

"Why do so many people watch it? You sell tickets, don't you?" Luan Yunping, as the manager of the venue, said this sentence almost instinctively.

And the audience below staring at him can also understand that he is really worthy of being a lover, and he wants to sell tickets everywhere.

"Someone will be here in a while."

"It's sure to be attractive."

"Oh, this is Luan Yunping." Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned into a passerby and said in surprise, while bending over to look carefully.

"Huo, it's okay, it's whiter than Uncle Yu."

Luan Yunping was startled suddenly, and pushed Qi Yuncheng, "You can control it and not control it!! You are picky and picky when you watch the fun!"

Hahahaha!

Immediately, the audience below burst into laughter.

Especially the one who is whiter than Uncle Yu, it is impossible for the picture to be insufficient, but there is a little regret, that is, I don't know how white it is.

But being told by his partner, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to get back to the topic, "Looking at it like this, we will be on the seventh day of the lunar new year."

"I exhibited for seven days?"

"I'm not lying, because the temple fair in Yanjing is from the first to the sixth day of the junior high."

"What about another day?"

"The staff are not allowed to look at it?"

"Are there any discounts inside?"

"of course."

"After I got tired of watching it, I asked Lord Supervisor for instructions, it's time to behead.

Here comes this man. "

Pointing in the direction, Qi Yuncheng put his hands together and said, "My lord, the time has come.

The adults turned around.

Whole!Damn him!Cut it into pieces! "

Luan Yunping heard the dialect again, "Is this supervisor from the northeast?"

"The executioner is only holding a big knife at this time. The broad back of the knife is thick and the blade is flying thin. The blood is so bright and bloody. Ziwei Weiwei, Lan Wawa, the rays of light, and the colors of auspicious colors!!"

When a sentence came out, Qi Yuncheng read it very clearly. This is used to describe the knife, and it is often used in storytelling.

And he has also studied storytelling, so he can read it very smoothly.

Luan Yunping listened silently by the side, and at the same time secretly calculated the time in her heart, how long she planned to finish.

These are all things to think about during the performance.

It's not just about acting.

At the same time, after the partner finished speaking, he still had to grab his nerves and quickly speak up, "This is so fast."

"The knife is raised!!"

Qi Yuncheng raised the fan with both hands to a high place, and then fell down instantly.

"Hey!!"

"That's it."

"Aren't you startled?"

"It wasn't chopped off." Luan Yunping suddenly understood, and felt that it was completely outrageous, "Is this beheading still funny?"

"Scared, right!!"

"Nonsense, don't be frightened, you will be frightened to death, cut it quickly."

In the end, he had no other choice, Qi Yuncheng covered his mouth and imitated the voice, and at the same time raised the knife and dropped it, "Pfft! When the knife is dropped, the head falls to the ground.

Luan Yunping's head gurgled and rolled forward.

Crossing the road. "

"what?"

"Gulu Gulu Gulu! Hey, it finally stopped."

"Why did it stop?"

"Wait for the traffic lights!"

Hahaha!
Amidst the laughter, Luan Yunping's expression almost twisted, "If I want to behave like this, should I kill my head?"

"After a while the green light. Gulu Gulu Gulu rolled again.

When someone's head crosses the road, they have to shout as soon as they turn their heads. "

"Shout what?"

Qi Yuncheng raised his voice, "What a fast knife!!!"

"I'm too cheap, I still shout when I die."

"So this decapitation needs to be done quickly. If you kill someone with a blunt knife, it will be broken."

"Why can't blunt knives work?"

"Then give another example, blunt knife, but I won't mention the previous ones. New Year's Eve, birthdays, and lottery tickets!"

"Okay, okay!" Luan Yunping supported the table and said, "It's all yours, and those two girls are also yours."

"You are generous, so you know that the child is not yours?"

"What a mess, let's talk about it quickly."

Qi Yuncheng nodded, then stretched out his right hand to introduce, "This knife was passed down from the Tang Dynasty and has never been sharpened.

That blade is serrated.

At this time, the official asked for instructions, my lord, the time has come.

As soon as the supervisor and beheader turned his head, he rectified, cut him, and stunned him to death. "

Luan Yunping suddenly complained, "This grandson hasn't been transferred yet, has he?"

"As soon as he was stunned, the executioner raised the knife, ah! Wow!!" Qi Yuncheng's slashing hand stayed in mid-air.

"This is?"

"It's stuck in the neck."

"Is it tied?"

"Oh." Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth and began to saw, swipe back and forth, and when the saw was almost finished, he said, "Saw three days in a row, guess what?"

"What's the matter?"

"You're starving."

"I'll go to yours."

……

……

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

"it is good!!!"

At the end of the last joke, the audience first gave pieces of applause, and then applauded.

This applauds.

The two of them returned immediately after saving their money.

The time to return to the show is much shorter, and there is a time control in the venues of commercial performances, so at most ten minutes.The curtain call came.

At the curtain call, Qi Yuncheng himself didn't really want to say too much, because he really said a lot, even if he said it slowly, the taste would be good.

So ask.

"Let's sing first, what do you like to hear?"

"Skeleton Sigh!!"

"Four-dollar girl!!"

"True truth!"

"Legend of the White Snake!!"

……

All of a sudden there were shouts.

Very lively.

After hearing a familiar song title, Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone and wondered, "Does anyone remember the four-dollar girl?

I sang one in front of Master in Zhengzhou before. "

"Remember!"

"Okay! You guys remember that I was also very moved, I'll sing one first, and then let other people come over to show the show!!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience agreed, and Qi Yuncheng moved a little closer to the microphone. This song was originally released in later generations, and I didn't expect that people would like it.

That's not bad, maybe it can still be popular, and it can sing more.

So speak directly.

"Speaking of the sky being close, the sky is not considered close, there are sun, moon and stars in the sky~~"

Hahahaha!

The audience in the audience couldn't bear it any longer and couldn't help laughing.

And Luan Yunping, Dalin, and Yan Hexiang were always having fun, and they didn't expect him to say this first.

However, it is also reasonable and unexpected.

Whoever told him to have a rebellious heart. .

At the same time, there is no disapproval. With a curtain call, the burden is thrown away casually, and the scene is a little more lively and laughing in an instant.

You must know that when you listen to cross talk, it is not all spent on cross talk, but half of it is on the atmosphere between the audience and the audience.

After all, there are many people and the atmosphere is full, so doing whatever you want is exciting and fun.

The picture is a lively.

After all, if a person listens to cross talk alone at home, how can there be more than 1000 people listening happily together.

Of course, everyone has their own aspirations, as long as they like it, it is good.

In this way, after the commercial performance at the Poly Theater.

Their team of performers managed to rest, and then went back to their respective homes after talking for a while.

It's not your own place, so there's no need to stay longer.

However, before leaving, Qi Yuncheng still called Master to report on the performance this time.

It was Luan Yunping who called just now, but this time he called, and from the tone of his voice, it was indeed drunk.

It shouldn't be much, but it's enough to make him a little drunk.

But even if he is drunk, Guo Degang will not drink like the old man sometimes, and he seems to be busy with something when he is on the phone.

After Qi Yuncheng found out, he stopped talking.

But they went back one by one.

When I get to my own home, there is nothing left.

But when Dalin went back this time, he felt uneasy.

Especially when I went to Rose Garden Community, I really didn't know what to do.

Because he really chose this show, probably his father also knows about it.

But there is no way, this is home, no matter what, I have to go back.

Walk for a while.

Dalin went to his living room.

My father was not there, only my mother was watching a TV series in the living room, which seemed to be the recent popular Xin Huan Zhu Ge Ge.

And saw Dalin come back.

Wang Hui's gaze also shifted away from the TV immediately, and she got up with the urge to go to the kitchen.

"How is Yuncheng's commercial performance? I just came back to catch up on some TV dramas. Would you like something to eat?"

"No need, I'm not hungry. We have food for the scene in the backstage, and you will be full after eating."

"Oh!" Wang Hui nodded, and immediately sat down to watch the TV again. It seemed that the exciting part had come, and at the same time, she said again, "Go to your father's study, he has something to ask for you."

"it is good!!"

You have to agree even if you don't agree.

Dalin is not a person who likes to escape, the key is that he has realized his mentality and badness.

So I immediately went to an inner room on the second floor.

After knocking on the door, Guo Degang responded inside before entering.

In the room, Guo Degang was wearing a pair of presbyopic glasses and was looking at an extremely thick book.

When Dalin came over, he put it down and gently put it aside.

Seems very valuable.

"How about the business show?"

"I started the show, I didn't perform very well, and I caused trouble for my brother."

Guo Degang heard that this was a long time ago, because he searched for Guo Qiling's cross talk on the Internet as soon as he came back from the outside, and now it is on the Internet.

As soon as the scene is over, someone will pass it on, so it can be found immediately.

After searching, how could Guo Degang not be able to see good or bad.

"The program you gave?" Guo Degang wasn't completely angry yet, but when he recalled the cross talk, it was really fast.

What is angry is not his poor performance, but his mentality.

That's what he's worried about. ,

If the other apprentices are a little fluttering, he can at most say a few words to let them know that it's over.

But Guo Qiling is his own son, so the situation is completely different.

In the eyes of the father, a small matter for the son can turn into a big one.

At the same time, in the eyes of the media, they will be more harsh on Guo Degang's son. After all, Guo Degang's apprentice and Guo Degang's son are two completely different perceptions.

Therefore, if he is not strict as a father, then he will encounter more disasters when he becomes a son.

(End of this chapter)