Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 290 Tigers Don't Send Cats, Do You Think I'm Critically Ill? 【Subscribe】

Side curtain here.

Yue Yunpeng quickly took out his mobile phone and helped his senior brother check the ticket to go back at that time.

Anyway, the sooner the better.

But he got a little anxious after using an unknown number of software and websites.

It is definitely not possible to go today, and it will be the same tomorrow, because they will perform here for two consecutive days.

You can leave after two days.

That is to say, the performances on Friday and Saturday are over.

Originally, I wanted to buy a ticket for Sunday, and it would be better to go back earlier than later, but after looking at it, I found that I couldn't buy it at all on this day.

No tickets left.

As for looking back at the day of Qixi Festival on Monday, I found that the situation was exactly the same.

I don't know what's going on, I was a little bit burnt out for a while, doesn't it mean that it's a little difficult for the senior brother to go back?
But he didn't give up, and even took the initiative to spend money to buy a member to queue up to grab tickets.

Although I know it doesn't have much effect, it is also a psychological comfort.

And this movement, Yu Qian who was on the side noticed it, walked slightly to the side and glanced at his mobile phone interface, "What's wrong?"

"Master! The air ticket is a bit hanging, I don't know what's going on, the air ticket was very tight in those few days."

Yu Qian said, "It's normal, the peak tourist season happens to be around the Qixi Festival, and there must be a small peak for these means of transportation.

But is there really a ticket? "

"Ok!"

"Then it's not impossible to switch to the high-speed rail. I remember that Zhengzhou opened in 2010? Have you ever been on it?"

"I haven't really taken the train. I've always taken the train before, but I'll check it out."

Apart from anything else, Yue Yunpeng quit the option of air tickets and went to the high-speed rail.

But looking at the bigger head, although there is a direct trip to Yanjing, the time is relatively long.

There are also fast ones, which can almost save a period of time.

But changing trains requires more turns, and you have to make four or five stops.

So Yue Yunpeng didn't know what to do, "Master, how do I choose? Senior brother must want to go back as soon as possible, but it's troublesome enough to transfer."

At this time, Yu Qian was also a little uncertain, and glanced at Yun Cheng on the stage, "It's good to have a ticket anyway.

wait for him to come down.

You just tell him and let him make his own decision. "

"It can only be this way."

Yue Yunpeng nodded, put down the phone, and continued watching the performance on the stage.

But how did Qi Yuncheng know these things.

He still spoke amid occasional laughter.

"I was staying here with the girl I introduced, and suddenly someone drew a circle on her face."

"What is this for?"

"Draw a character on it."

"Okay!" Luan Yunping waved her hands while listening, "I really can't see this person."

"I thought they were a little too much, I sighed and said don't take it to heart. She was grateful and fell lightly on my shoulder, and a photographer came over and took a picture, which was later named Human Ghost .”

"I don't know how shabby this is."

"This photo was spread abroad, and Saddam strangled her to death after she praised her beautiful girl."

"Sada's mother is so emotional."

"I have nothing to say after sitting for a long time. She asked me if I was hungry? Go eat!"

One person played two roles, Qi Yuncheng turned back to himself and shook his head timidly, "I say no, I have a bad stomach, I dreamed of eating noodles yesterday, and in the morning I found that my shoelaces were gone."

"Is this a dream? This is a night excursion." Luan Yunping kept making complaints, staring at her partner because she needed to react immediately.

Going slower may not work.

"I'm not hungry……

But she pulled me away, and the two of us walked forward hand in hand, and a friend came from the opposite side and looked at me, happy, the new Tibetan mastiff? "

Luan Yunping immediately said again, "Looks like a dog."

"Looking for a restaurant, I was about to enter, but the waiter stopped me, sir, we don't allow pets here.

I told you to take a closer look, you take a closer look at this... Come in, sit opposite each other, very emotional, ordered a old vinegar peanut, and a fried red fruit, we each have a glass of apple cider vinegar. "

"Eat this?"

"I'm so jealous." When Qi Yuncheng met this girl, he looked as if he wanted to die.

"Look at her."

"After eating for a while, she suddenly asked, you have to marry me, when will we get married?
At that time, I was so stupid and sweated, I said let's not joke, I may not be suitable for you

It's okay, I can accept you, think about it, if I followed you, what educational significance would this be! "

"What's the matter?" Luan Yunping asked in confusion.

Qi Yuncheng said: "I don't want my own life, but I understand this. If I marry her, it will be like donating to the Red Cross."

"what?"

"It's like renovating the Great Wall, and it's like apologizing for master's hidden secrets."

"Hey, well, you really have a heart."

"I said no! I don't want to, marry whomever you like.

She was also in a hurry, and slapped the table, if you don't marry me, I'll just wait here for someone to marry!
The owner of the restaurant is here, you shouldn't be here, all the guests have run away? "

Luan Yunping turned sideways and added with a smile, "It seems like I'm afraid of marrying her."

"I said you go.

If I don't leave, you will pay me youth loss fee! "

Qi Yuncheng was about to cry, and stretched out a finger, "I said, how much can you lose this day, forget it, you can make a price.

1000 yuan! "

Luan Yunping: "Not many."

Qi Yuncheng: "I'm really in a hurry, if the tiger doesn't kill the cat, you think I'm critically ill?"

Luan Yunping: "You are going to die."

With a sudden sentence, the audience listened to the cola, and seemed to inexplicably hit some people's jokes.

Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng continued to speak.

"How can you do this, let's negotiate a price.

She said it was okay, I looked out the window, and I said okay, let's listen to Luan Yunping. "

Luan Yunping stood beside her in surprise, and pointed to herself, "I'm outside?"

"There is a statue of you alone outside. You have many audiences and fans. They made many statues of him, with his hair combed back and wearing a suit, with his left hand behind his back, and his right hand stretched out to greet the audience."

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand himself, and then said, "Look, Luan Yunping stretched out her hand, let's have five hundred, okay?"

"Did I say five hundred? This is a greeting." Luan Yunping explained to the statue.

"You say one thousand, I'll give you five hundred, what's the matter, the price of pork has gone up, you'll give me five hundred.

I said that pork can still be eaten. Look at you, is it useful?

She said okay, tomorrow, at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, at the statue of Luan Yunping, give me the money. "

"Well, give me the money."

"I don't think it's worth it for her to leave." Suddenly Qi Yuncheng frowned and complained, "What's the matter, I'll give you back five hundred if I walk around for a day.

Find a friend, hurry up, saw off the statue of Luan Yunping, cut off three fingers, and give two hundred. "

"Oh, changed to two hundred?"

"Oh, the arrangement is over, next day at ten o'clock in the morning, meet under the statue, take out two hundred for her, and take it away.

She is not happy, why. "

"Sure."

"Why? Look up, Luan Yunping said it would be two hundred, and when she said that, she almost drove me to death."

"how?"

"This hand looks like this..." Qi Yuncheng left only his thumb and little finger stretched out on his right hand as he spoke.

Comparing it is a six.

And Luan Yunping also stretched out her hand, and then removed her index finger, middle finger, and ring finger, and then said, "You are the three of you who have feelings."

Qi Yuncheng: "Squeeze these three away."

Luan Yunping said: "Hey, how about it, another hundred more."

Qi Yuncheng: "Happy to her, six hundred, Teacher Luan said six hundred."

Luan Yunping: "Hey, you two really listen to me." Luan Yunping stood beside her speechless.

Qi Yuncheng looked angry, "I'm so angry, there's nothing I can do, give it to others, after giving the six hundred, I turned around and went to my friend... You are so wicked, I let you squeeze those three, you know how much I spent. ?"

Luan Yunping: "Yes."

Qi Yuncheng: "He's happy to play here, you think it's cheap."

Luan Yunping: "What's wrong?"

Qi Yuncheng suddenly only stretched out his thumb and forefinger, "You have to give me [-]..."

Luan Yunping: "This is more!"

……

"it is good!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The voice fell.

The crosstalk between the two ends here.

At the same time as they bowed, applause broke out.

However, he did not return after that.

They fell to the second, and the agreed time was half an hour, not much.

Because I have to give better time to the master and uncle who saved the bottom.

So after bowing, they walked towards the side curtain together.

After Master Hou's words, he hurried to the stage again.

This made Qi Yuncheng completely unaware of what he was doing, always looking very busy.

But as soon as they arrived at the place, the master and the uncle also came to the stage amidst extremely terrifying applause.

At the same time, he also knew about the ticket from Xiaoyue.

It is true that there are no tickets. If you want to wait any longer, you may need to wait for someone else to refund, but how is that possible.

So going back by high-speed rail is the fastest and best choice.

Fortunately, the domestic development speed is very fast, even in 2011, it has developed well.

"Brother, how is it? Which route do you choose?"

Qi Yuncheng went over to glance at his phone, and he already had an idea in his mind, but when he saw that he even opened a membership.

I think Xiaoyue is really able to get along with him.

Because in fact it is not necessary at all, but he still drives it for himself.

"Don't bother you, Xiaoyue, I'll order it myself through my mobile phone."

"It's okay!" Yue Yunpeng didn't care about it at all, "Besides, I signed up as a member, although I also think it's useless.

But it's all open, it's definitely better than not open, so I just ordered it on my mobile phone.

Otherwise it's wasted.

Which route to choose? "

There was no other way, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to say, "Just choose the fastest one, is it the day of Qixi Festival?"

"Well! But this transfer requires a lot of transfers, from Zhengzhou East, all the way, three or four transfers, and then all the way to Yanjing West."

"No problem, just choose this one. On that day, I need to go back as soon as possible. Otherwise, I will have to give lectures in the afternoon, which will waste more time."

"Then I started booking tickets?"

"Order it!"

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