Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 271 Are We Both Hurt? 【Subscribe】

"I bought this new one, and I haven't used it yet."

The big bag was placed on the table, Yue Yunpeng lowered his head and pulled the zipper, and a green forgiveness helmet slowly appeared.

And when it was worn on top of Luan Yunping's head.

The whole audience laughed like crazy.

This color is perfect.

And Luan Yunping didn't care about wearing the hat at all, and touched it carefully, and tapped it with the fan on the table.

"Is this okay this?"

clap clap clap!
Qi Yuncheng also knocked on the side a few times, with a crisp sound, but Luan Yunping didn't feel anything.

"How is it? Alright, see you later!!"

After taking the things, Yue Yunpeng wanted to leave.

But what did Qi Yuncheng do, "Don't go, come here."

"what happened?"

"What do you mean?"

Qi Yuncheng looked helplessly at his little fan, "If he's like this, I won't be able to beat him."

"Oh, this is almost, you have to change it."

"that is!"

Putting the bag on the table again, Yue Yunpeng took a lot of effort to invite the protagonist inside, and when he came out, he showed up.

The audience couldn't hold back their emotions one by one, and laughed so hard that they almost spit out their water.

Because what I took out was a big fan that was about one meter long, even more than 1.1 meters long.

Extremely grand.

Especially when it is not opened, it is no different from a stick of more than one meter. .

Not to mention the green helmet, the iron hat can cause a concussion.

And those who recognized it started talking directly below.

"Fuck! I know this, hey, last time it was given by an audience member, and it was really used. What kind of treasure actor is this?"

"It's really worthy of being a close partner. This cross talk will either kill you or live for me."

"Good guy, it's Qi Yun who survives anyway."

"This cross talk is almost invincible."

"The discussion of rebellion begins with killing the master's beloved disciple."

……

hiss~~

Looking at this thing, Luan Yunping gasped, as if she had met a ghost, she didn't know where such a big fan came from, it was almost enough to light the lamp above her head.

Good guy, you are preparing for this scene, right?

Immediately, he looked at Yue Yunpeng and yelled in pain.

"I tricked you into messing with you."

At this moment, Qi Yuncheng was holding this big fan so beautifully, "Come on, I can't wait any longer.

Come on come on.

This is more enjoyable than a small fan. "

"No!" Luan Yunping was a little timid behind the table, holding on to the table, hesitantly said, "We, the two of us must be hurt by each other, right?
Do you dare to put down your weapons and go one-on-one? "

Qi Yuncheng: "Don't dare!"

"Okay! You are quite straightforward."

"Why don't you use it?"

"Nonsense, I really need to die here, how did you get here!"

The last time it was Qi Yuncheng's stand-up, he was performing in other places, so naturally he didn't know how it happened, he was so speechless.

I was taken aback when I took it out.

What was originally prepared was the plastic tube that was less than half a meter long. Good guy, this is much better.

Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to put this big fan on the stage, "I really don't want to use it, let's try it once."

"Try it once and I'll be gone."

"That's true!"

"None of us should use this prop." Luan Yunping also took off her hat and sat down and said.

"Look at this incident, I prepared it for nothing, but to be honest, I like to sing with Luan Dui, is this an expert know?

You have a good time, let's continue singing, everyone is waiting. "

"Hey, let's keep listening."

"Come on."

"Zeng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Zeng~"

Qi Yuncheng lost his figure as a warrior, "The two armies fought a battle~~"

"Zeng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Zeng~"

"People are like tigers and dragons in Masai~~"

"Once upon a time~"

"This general~~ stretch out your hand to this bosom~~"

Qi Yuncheng hurriedly turned sideways and lightly lifted the white handkerchief on the table. This handkerchief was different, carefully prepared.

"He entrusted this magic weapon to the sky~~"

"Once upon a time~"

"Tell me you know Bao!!!"

puff!
Qi Yuncheng turned around and smashed the white handkerchief on the face of Luan Yunping who was sitting there. Although it was just a white handkerchief, there was a lot of flour on it.

So in an instant, all kinds of flour flew up on Luan Yunping's face and clothes, splashing everywhere, and the stage effect completely exploded.

The audience couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Hooo!!!"

The person being photographed was covered in flour. Luan Yunping yelled bitterly and got up quickly, trying to find Qi Yuncheng, but he had already slipped to the side screen.

There is no way.

Then he had to go after it.

At the same time, the entire cross talk ended.

And the moment it ends.

Audiences don't know how much they like it.

The applause continued.

But after a while, the biscuits came to the stage, for no other reason than to hold down the big fan and helmet.

But it was just such a scene, and many viewers were already overjoyed.

This crosstalk is really fun.

……

"How is it, are you alright!"

Among all kinds of lively voices.

Qi Yuncheng, Kong Yunlong, Shaobing, Xiao Si and others were all beating the flour on Luan Yunping's body from the side screen.

These are all performance effects and must come.

So it's not that Qi Yuncheng really played tricks, that doesn't exist.

And I also avoided the eyes when shooting, so the eyes are not fascinated, but the inside of the mouth is not.

Even if you know your partner is going to shoot, but with so much flour, it's impossible not to taste some of it.

But it wasn't a big deal, after the shooting was almost done, Luan Yunping, who still had a lot of flour on her face, smiled and said, "Okay, it's nothing, I'll go wash my face.

Ouch, this coat probably needs to be taken back for washing! "

"Okay, let me help you with it."

After all as a partner.

Qi Yuncheng went down together to clean up for Luan Yunping, this stuff was really not easy to clean up.

After they go down.

Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, who had been smiling all the time, went up amidst the host's announcement.

This one goes up.

Yue Yunpeng just muttered, "These two babies are having so much fun."

"Ouch!"

Sun Yue seemed to be eating something dirty by the side, "You want to disgust me when you come up."

"Happy! Big baby, be happy, my special show."

"It's still big baby, if you say it again, believe it or not, I'll take that fan and slap you to death."

"At that time, I thought it was a plantain fan, it was too big."

"It's the first time I've seen you."

"Is it, Bull Demon King, your daughter-in-law's fan?"

"It's all a mess."

"That red boy!!"

"Go and play!!!"

"Bajie!! Hey, this suits you."

"Besides, I will slap you, believe it or not."

"Are you angry?"

……

Both Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue have experience in dealing with the atmosphere of the scene. After they came up and said a word, they almost perfectly took over the cross talk jokes of the first two people.

Then they found topics and started their own works.

Security team day!

This joke is very substituting, because it is Yue Yunpeng's work experience of a small person who set off from the village and came to Yanjing.

Although it sounds like a joke now, Yue Yunpeng's real situation is worse than this.

When he came to Yanjing, he really couldn't speak Mandarin, and he couldn't do anything.

So when working as a security guard.

Being kicked by the captain and throwing away the sleeping quilt was a common occurrence, because he couldn't fold it at all, so he threw it directly from upstairs in front of many people.

When it was lost, it was hung on the tree twice.

It sounds fun, but it's impossible not to be sad when you look back.

But now it's all turned into a burden to tell the audience.

When we talk again.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping also came back to the side screen, cleaned up, and finally got it clean.

At the same time, they all gathered around to listen to Xiaoyue's jokes.

This joke is really good, Qi Yuncheng has to admit it.

But it didn't take long to stand still.

His phone vibrated again.

Looking down, it was still Song Yi.

It's about Valentine's Day.

But looking at the calendar, she felt that she really thought too early, it would still be August, and now it's July.

Prepared more than half a month in advance?

Or just an excuse to get yourself out.

Relying on his understanding of Song Yi, Qi Yuncheng instantly confirmed the latter, after all, they hadn't seen each other for quite some time.

So I had to tell him the end time of my venue.

After telling him, he quietly watched Xiaoyue's performance.

Even if he wanted to see Song Yi very much, he had to show his face after the curtain call.

Not to mention, even if the bottom line has been saved, there is still a long time to go.

Because it is still live plus the curtain call, it will take at least an hour.

But it didn't take long for them.

In the state of being happy, time flies quickly.

Not to mention, Yue Yunpeng's jokes are really funny, even if they listened to them on the side screen, they would not be too happy.

When we finish living.

The two of them came down for a sip of water.

When Qi Yuncheng saw Yue Yunpeng, he stretched out a thumbs up and praised, "Xiao Yue, you are doing well!!"

Just a simple compliment.

It's also normal.

But Yue Yunpeng is very happy at the moment, because Qi Yuncheng is really different to him.

He is a role model in his heart.

Because when he entered Deyun, he was smoked and couldn't go on stage for an unknown period of time, and it took 3 minutes to get off the stage, but he was different.

When they first arrived, he had already spoken like a duck to water.

How can I not feel a little admiration when I saw this similar peer at that time, as time goes by, that is my goal and motivation.

Now that the jokes he wrote originally are being praised by him, it goes without saying that he feels proud in his heart.

Because I feel that my burden can enter his eyes.

Of course, I have praised it before.

It was back in [-], half a month after his downfall, he came back to power again. At that time, Qi Yuncheng's words were right.

It really made him cry.

No exaggeration.

In the state of being disliked and excluded by everyone, suddenly there is personal approval, and the accumulated emotions are easy to explode.

"Thank you senior brother!" Yue Yunpeng said at the moment.

"Go back quickly, there is another return."

"Ok!"

(End of this chapter)