Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 269 This Is What You Cry and Cry and Must Read! 【Subscribe】

"Third brother, let me tell you something! When we are in second place, please bring this thing over."

Waited in the background for a while.

When Qi Yuncheng saw Kong Yunlong enter the backstage, he immediately pulled him down to the cabinet.

Kong Yunlong didn't understand what to do at all.

But when he saw this fan, he couldn't restrain his smile.

"You're trying to urge us to get married before you get revenge, right? Good guy, this is big enough, made to order?"

"No! It's a gift from the audience, so I can pay for it to be custom-made? I can just get a steel pipe to make do with it. It's not good."

"You guys really deserve to be partners." Kong Yunlong held out a thumbs up.

"That's it, don't let him know in advance."

immediately.

Two people are about to leave the vicinity of the cabinet.

After standing for a long time, I was afraid that Luan Yunping would be curious and come over to take a look.

But Luan Yunping didn't care about this now, it was only when she went to get her coat that she thought about getting closer.

"The sleeves of my coat are wrinkled. Is the iron still in it? I'll iron it."

Saw him coming.

Qi Yuncheng didn't feel nervous at all, he is an actor, on the contrary, he slowly took out the iron inside, "It's here."

When receiving something.

Luan Yunping was already very close to the cabinet, and the door was slightly open, but after he got the iron, he went to the side to worry about his coat.

Seeing this, Kong Yunlong and Qi Yuncheng felt relieved, and then began to prepare for today's performance.

At the same time, there were a lot of spectators today, and there were not enough seats, so we even borrowed a lot of stools from other venues.

But you can't add too much position.

He had encountered some mainstream reports to the fire department before. Of course, it is indeed stipulated that so many people cannot enter.

But in those days, there was really no one caring about the theater.

It's all about people reporting.

Not much time.

It's finally time for the theater to start.

At the same time under the performance of the opening actor.

Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, who just arrived, started a live confrontation. Although the scene has already started, they are not in a hurry.

Because this program is only talked about at the bottom, there is plenty of time.

But after the opening show is over.

Yue Yunpeng went up to perform a traditional program with a brother.

His show.

It must be that he has the most shows, with three shows, plus an encore at the end after he and Sun Yue saved up.

And in the process of performing.

Yue Yunpeng's style can indeed make the audience happy, and he is often amused by it.

Because Yue Yunpeng's few words, baby, my God, are you so amazing, they can really reflect his style.

Then express one of his emotions and appearance.

In private, Qi Yuncheng also asked where he summed up all this.

And he replied that it was because he was emotional, but he couldn't swear or curse, so he said, oh my god, he can express his emotions on behalf of him.

At the same time, his expression and eyes are exaggerated.

Over time, the audience liked it.

Then get used to it.

And that's the experience one finds.

that's it.

After watching Xiao Yueyue hold this special session, Qi Yuncheng was quite happy. The person who was once looked down upon the most is now a person who can make a difference.

It even got hot afterwards.

So who is the reasoning for this.

But it won't take too long.

After Yue Yunpeng talked about "Bing Dang Pu" and "Dang Xing Lun" with his constantly changing partners, he was almost at the second place.

At the same time, the host began to announce the scene.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Wu Zhuizi"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!!"

"Oh!!!"

"it is good!!!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Hearing these two come on stage, all the audience in the theater became noisy in an instant, some shouted and some continued to applaud.

Today is Yue Yunpeng's special performance, but there are also many people who come here for his cross talk.

Very normal.

Before Qi Yuncheng's own special show, he also had masters and uncles as extra work or assistants, in order to rely on them to increase the attendance rate a little.

At the same time, it is also for holding.

But the assistant performances of their senior brothers are purely lively and lively together, and then help each other.

After coming to the stage.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping hurriedly bowed amidst the restlessness, and immediately went to collect some gifts.

When it was retracted, it was time to adjust the microphone.

"Thank you everyone! Today is Yue Yunpeng's special performance, and this time it can be regarded as the supporting performance of the two of us.

You can also see how cheap his style is.

You can buy him for two cents. "

Luan Yunping: "Only two cents?"

Qi Yuncheng: "It's so cheap to the bone, but this is also his style. Everyone has their own ambitions, so you can't force them."

Luan Yunping: "Yes!"

Qi Yuncheng: "It's not just our cross talk show that has a style. Take other folk arts as an example, there are different forms in different places."

Luan Yunping: "That's a lot."

Qi Yuncheng: "For example, when you come to Tianjing, most people listen to Pingju opera. There are also local types of music, such as Tianjing Seasonal Tune. Laoting Dagu in the Leting area of ​​Tangshan, you can listen to Errenzhuan in the Northeast, and Jin opera in Shanxi."

Luan Yunping: "A lot."

Qi Yuncheng: "Every place has its own local flavor and a very strong art form. Then in the Henan area, which is Yue Yunpeng's hometown, there is a popular folk art form."

Luan Yunping: "What?"

Qi Yuncheng: "Henan Zhuizi."

Luan Yunping: "Hey, this is very popular in Henan."

The two of them started this paragraph almost according to the simplest rhythm of the joke, because they were assistant actors, it was impossible to steal the limelight.

So it's a bit straight to the point.

Luan Yunping also cooperated in the same way, but he always stood sideways towards his partner.

In fact, this is also exquisite.

Because the cross talk performers didn't see the two standing side by side, and they always looked at each other sideways to make fun of each other.

After all, it is necessary to tell the audience to explain clearly what the funny actor said.

Then tease the doubts of the audience.

Play a connecting role.

And in this process, how could it be possible not to pay attention to the performance and emotions of the funny actors in real time, and to react in time after noticing.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng continued, "That's popular in Henan, it's very simple, one singer, one band.

The band takes that huqin.

It's called falling beard. "

"It's just to accompany Zhuizi." At this point, Luan Yunping just explained the funny words.

"Pull the string."

Qi Yuncheng lifted his left hand up, put his right hand underneath and pulled it horizontally, and then made a voice, "Zeng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Leng Zeng Zeng~~"

"That's it." Luan Yunping nodded.

"It's so kind when you hear it. In Yanjing City, there used to be Zhuizi actors. But the overall decline of folk art, so we see less here."

"Yes, there is less singing."

"There are locals in Henan. Especially if you go forward and pour out for decades, there will be a lot of famous people. You may have heard of such a person."

"Tell me."

"The Zhuizi Queen of Henan, Qiao Qingxiu."

"Yo!" Hearing the name, Luan Yunping gave her a thumbs up excitedly, "This is everyone."

"There is a nickname called Gai Henan."

"Gai Henan?"

"I've covered all of Henan's singers. I'll give you a nickname in the future."

Qi Yuncheng glanced at his partner, and Luan Yunping replied with a smile, "What's your name?"

"Cover Yanjing and surrounding counties."

"Hey, I've never been downtown before."

"This is the king of suburban counties in our cross talk world."

"That's good, I'm beyond the sixth ring."

"Hmm~~" Qi Yuncheng uttered a long voice behind the microphone, "It means that your art has a strong local flavor."

"Don't mention this." Luan Yunping stretched out her hand to stop her.

And when he stopped him like this, Qi Yuncheng was taken aback, "Oh, what did I say just now, well, let's start again.

Yue Yunpeng is so cheap to the bottom of his heart, but this is also his style. Everyone has their own aspirations and cannot be forced. "

"Where did all this come from? Do you have to scold him again?"

Hahahaha!

The audience burst into laughter instantly.

They have seen this kind of burden many times, but it does not hinder Coke.

And after that, Qi Yuncheng prepared to imitate that actor and sing this pendant amidst the applause of the audience, but it is impossible to wear this gown while imitating singing.

After all, they are women.

So Luan Yunping stood beside her and said, "Then how are you messing around?"

"That hair perm looks so good in that cheongsam, that's what I mean anyway."

Qi Yuncheng had to change his appearance, so he rolled up the sleeves of his gray coat first, and after rolling up, the white edge of the coat was exposed on his arms.

While rolling, he didn't stop talking.

"After all, you are an actress, you have to dress up. Back then, the old folks commented that actresses are both excellent in sex and art."

"Yes!" Luan Yunping replied.

"The art is good, and the appearance is also beautiful, but this coat is not like that, because it is the cheongsam.

As far as the cheongsam is concerned, it is a little shorter than the coat. "

Qi Yuncheng started to tuck in the lower part of his gown again, which originally reached almost to his feet, but when he tucked in the waistband of his trousers, his legs were exposed.

And even if it was this kind of action, the audience below watched it with interest.

But as soon as he got interested, the audience in the audience was about to be overjoyed in the next second.

Some girls in the front row even wanted to rush to the bottom of the stage to take pictures. They were so excited that they never looked away.

Because Qi Yuncheng simply rolled up his trouser legs again, revealing two slightly white thighs.

See this.

Luan Yunping's expression seemed to be frightened, she hurried over and stopped, "What are you doing!!"

Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng lifted the trousers to his thighs and explained: "You have to show your thighs inside the cheongsam, don't you know?"

"He's showing his thighs, what's wrong with you fishing?"

Three points are funny and seven points are in favor.

As soon as Luan Yunping described this, the audience below instantly broke their defenses and laughed continuously, because they really felt like this.

With arms curled and thighs curled again, this is not the appearance of fishing.

It's even okay to say that it kills pigs.

And Qi Yuncheng didn't care at all, and he didn't have the burden of being an idol, "I made everyone laugh, but this is what you cried and cried to see.

Lock the front and rear doors and let me see who dares to leave. "

(End of this chapter)