Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 26 Senior Brother, You Are Really White! 【New book asks for everything】

The performance of "Boast House" is over.

On the stage of the National Palace Theater.

Qi Yuncheng wiped his sweat lightly with a white handkerchief. It's September now, and it's impossible not to be hot for this special session.

In addition, all the audience gathered together in one place seemed to make the temperature rise a little bit.

"Thank you everyone! I just finished talking about the traditional program "Kowa Residence", and the time is around ten o'clock now.

If it were my master's place, there might be an encore.

But for me, I won’t do too much, let’s all come out and have a chat with our group of actors.

This is more lively than anything else! "

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

Applause is given again.

The actors who were waiting for the side screen came out one after another, including the host Hou Zhen.

Today's accident, no one will forget.

But after all the actors came out today, the two who came out again instantly ignited the entire theater.

The noise was overwhelming like a tsunami.

Knowing the movement, Qi Yuncheng looked back, and sure enough, he saw his master and uncle coming, and Da Lin followed silently beside him.

Now he is a little green, and when he came up, he immediately joined a group of people.

And saw a group of people welcome themselves.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian walked to the cross talk table with smiles on their faces, and then stood on either side of Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping respectively.

However, when Guo Degang glanced at the crowds below, he felt a little bit emotional, because once upon a time, there were not a few venues like this held by disciples of Deyun.

But now only Qi Yun has become.

So sigh with emotion.

"It can be seen that everyone is very happy, today is Yuncheng's special session.

Our brothers came up to join in the fun.

It's not easy, such a large venue is full, which is very rare for De Yun, especially for a disciple like Yun Cheng who has such an effect in such a short period of time.

But the more this happened, the more I had to scold him. "

Hearing this, the audience was puzzled.

Guo Degang immediately explained, "It wasn't that he hurt me on stage, so I had to fight back.

The main reason is to hope that he can go far. To go far, one has to understand many things.

Let's take today's scene as an example. "

At this moment, Guo Degang really wanted to teach his apprentices, so he stretched out his hand to point to the stage, "The entrance of the stage, the Grand Theater of the Palace of Nationalities, seems to be very difficult.

But honestly, it's up to everyone.

Amateur cross talk talkers in Yanjing City, cross talk lovers, come and talk about it casually, and the audience will welcome it when they see it.

But under whose banner it is another matter.

Let me give another example, a cardboard box containing a Yuan blue and white porcelain vase, which may be worth 300 million.

But you can't carry the porcelain bottle in a box like this, you have to stuff it with newspaper and foam.

After a long time, both the bubble and the newspaper felt that he and Yuan Qinghua were the same price, but after Yuan Qinghua took it out, he was still at that price.

Therefore, the newspaper must understand the original situation, and then work hard to make Yuanqinghua. "

"it is good!!"

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

The audience applauded, and Qi Yuncheng naturally kept nodding his head to listen to the training. The master meant nothing else, it was still a matter of mentality.

After all, because of the problem of mentality, many things happened to De Yun, and he even left in wave after wave.

"I've been fooled too much! Earlier, I felt ashamed too.

Let the children always feel like I am.

Later, I thought, I still need to talk about it. After all, I have suffered a loss, so I can’t eat it anymore.

I have to let Qi Yuncheng know where to live and where to die!

All right, let's have fun and see if there are any performances. "

Taking a step back, Guo Degang gave the stage to his apprentice.

Qi Yuncheng glanced left and right at his master and uncle, and to be honest in his heart, he was really under pressure.

Because today is my special session, and it is also my first experience.

Now everything depends on myself, and I don't know what to do for a while, after all, the atmosphere of the venue is more important as it gets to the end.

And he thought that if everyone was happy, then his fight today would be considered a success.

But after thinking about it, I suddenly came up with an idea, and said slowly, "As soon as I see Master and Uncle coming, I'll just break the news.

It happened just two years ago, absolutely true.

Do you want to listen to it? "

"want!"

The audience answered in unison, Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Actually, this is what happened to my master, uncle, and teacher Gao Feng."

"Okay!" Gao Feng said speechlessly from behind, "This can be regarded as setting me up."

"You all know the bathhouses in the north, not the bathing centers, the kind that cost ten yuan per person.

One day, my master, uncle, and teacher Gao Feng went there.

As soon as you go in, you take off a clean one. "

Luan Yunping stood beside her, as a fan, how could she not agree, "This is called out of frame."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Qi Yuncheng nodded, "They like to take a bath, and they take a bath until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night."

"It's been so long."

"The buddy came and said, three, get up, it's twelve o'clock at night, and it's time to close the door.

Then get up, the three of them went to the box and found that the clothes were gone.

The three of them were looking for a buddy, but what was the business of this place, if it was stolen, they deserved it, and the buddy only had his own clothes, so there was nothing extra.

Without a word, they were thrown out. "

Luan Yunping was taken aback, "It's just pushed out? But you don't have any clothes on."

"Yeah, the three old men stood naked on the street in the middle of the night, but fortunately, Mr. Gao Feng wears glasses, which can cover them a little!!"

"What's the use of that?"

Hahahaha!

The voice fell.

The audience was in high spirits because they knew it was going to be fun.

As for Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Gao Feng, the three looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what he was going to say.

Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng continued, "It's also just right, Teacher Yu's house is just across the road. My master said, let Teacher Yu go back first, and then leave a few clothes behind."

"Yes, this is a way."

"But my uncle has an idea, you can take it, but the three of us are like three grasshoppers tied together by a rope, so don't run away, you have to be loyal.

Walk hand in hand.

But as soon as I walked to the main road, I looked up and found that the light bulb on the main road was smashed by a child with a slingshot. "

"blacken?"

"I just changed it today, and after I changed it, it was so bright, the three of them checked each other, and my master discovered something.

and said a word. "

"What?"

"Brother, you are so white!"

Yu Qian: "I'll fuck you!!"

Hahahahaha!
Thousands of spectators burst into laughter, and many burst into tears of joy.

And Yu Qian standing next to him was really overwhelmed by this, so what's the point?
While holding back a smile, he came over to trouble the man.

But Guo Degang seemed to be watching the fun, so he hurried over to stop him, not wanting him to interrupt.

"It's okay, it's okay! Children, just talk!"

"You are happy." Yu Qian said angrily, but he was not angry, he was too happy, and said again at the same time, "There is still you here."

At this time Gao Feng pushed his glasses, "I didn't say anything, I wear a pair of glasses and a mask.

This is considered a three-point style! "

"Huo! You are going crazy!" Guo Degang heard this word, but he understood it very well, and naturally the audience below, as for the scene described by this description.

They dare not think at all.

It's so dirty.

(End of this chapter)