Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 207 The uniform temptation is coming, right? 【Subscribe】

Few people in the auditorium were sure that Grandpa Yu was drinking, and some even didn't recognize it at all.

But those who know are different.

Because I really don't know where he is going to deliver the message.

Fortunately, Guo Degang has rich experience, intercepted the words in time, and then started to detour and remind him.

He didn't know if it would work or not, but it had to be done.

But it turns out that it is really tiring.

During this roundabout process, he used all of them, taking advantage of them, and using them now, just to get him into the right place.

After detouring like this for a long time, Yu Qian finally settled down, and then entered the stage of singing Fenhewan.

But Guo Degang was still worried, so he said something more on stage, "There are a lot of young people at the scene today, and some people may not know what Fenhewan means!"

"Oh, there's a story!"

"Then tell me!"

"I'll tell you?" Yu Qian, who no longer knew what state he was in, was puzzled, and without too much delay, he directly opened his mouth to explain.

"This is a story of the Tang Dynasty!"

"Okay!" Picking up the fan, Guo Degang listened carefully, and then agreed.

"Gai Suwen rebelled, Tang Wang Li Shimin led troops to attack Goryeo! There is a general named Xue Pinggui and Xue Rengui!

Wearing a white robe and making meritorious service, he was later called the White Robe General. "

After saying this, Guo Degang looked at his senior brother and really wanted to ask, do you know what you are talking about?

At the same time, I am really glad that I asked more questions.

After all, what the hell is this? Xue Rengui and Xue Pinggui are not the same person.

Fenhewan is the story of Xue Rengui and Liu Yinhuan, while Xue Pinggui is the story of Wang Baochuan, completely two people.

However, the audience couldn't find the strangeness, so they sighed helplessly, and said again, "Oh! General White Robe, General Xue?"

"right!!"

"Then he is a nurse in the army."

Yu Qian didn't understand this, he frowned and wondered, "Why are there nurses?"

"Wear a white robe!! Yes, this can be in contact with the emperor!!"

Guo Degang didn't know what Yu Qian was talking about, and Yu Qian didn't understand what he was trying to express at all, so he just threw it out.

"Your Majesty? The temptation to subdue is coming, right?"

Hahahahaha!
call~~

The four familiar words came out.

People of all ages, men, women, and children don't understand anything, even girls do, and a picture that shouldn't appear suddenly appears in the mind.

Guo Degang, on the other hand, was terrified, and while supporting the table, he waved his hand at his senior brother, signaling him not to continue talking.

Really say what is good or bad.

Then today is not an accident or an accident.

At the same time, he quickly responded, "Hey, I met you in the island country!"

"What a mess, no!!!"

Yu Qian hurriedly disregarded the relationship, but after doing this, the audience laughed even more happily. As for who drank and didn't drink, they didn't pay attention.

……

"Hey!"

Amusedly, he covered his forehead amidst the commotion in the venue, and then began to complain, "Your crosstalk is so wide!!"

"If you hadn't given me the word, I wouldn't be here!!"

As soon as these words came out, Guo Degang almost lost his defense, "How can I have no words here?"

"Hey! Let's continue talking about this white-robed general."

"Okay, you say."

Yu Qian said: "The general in white robe has made great military exploits and returned to his hometown! When he arrived near his home, he happened to meet his son Xue Dingshan shooting geese there!!"

"Bird hunting?"

"Hey, shooting the wild goose there! He also wanted to shoot the wild goose, but accidentally injured his son and killed him.

Going forward, I met his daughter-in-law Wang Baochuan in the cold kiln! ! ! "

"Wang Baochuan?" There were three question marks on Guo Degang's forehead, but he continued, "Okay, where shall we sing?"

"Let's start with shooting geese!!"

……

……

"Hahaha! Master was completely taken aback when he heard that Wang Baochuan, oh my god, where did it all go?"

The master and the uncle spoke word by word and very clearly on the stage, but the biscuits on the side screen were really hard to listen to.

And several other people also laughed together.

Didn’t it mean that Fenhe Bay should shoot geese again?This can't be sung either.

The key point is that Wang Baochuan is not Xue Rengui's wife.

If Liu Yinhuan was here, she would probably have to scold the public, because Xue Rengui is her husband, why did she give it to Wang Baochuan.

"I'll go down and take a sip of water first, Master, this is really choking."

"That's right!" Suddenly thinking of something, Qi Yuncheng turned his head and said, "Move a chair, it will be used soon.

I forgot when I came up just now. "

"Row!"

Talking about sesame seed cakes, he left the backstage. In the nine or ten minutes just now, he still hasn't recovered, so he drank a lot of water.

But at this moment, Qi Yuncheng is no longer watching a play, but learning something, and what he learns is the way master handles it.

And his way of dealing with it is also very simple, that is, not to continue talking.

Directly diverge, and then use a fourth generation and all kinds of troubles to get this shooting geese and Wang Baochuan down.

After all, I can't even think about it.

Xue Rengui and Wang Baochuan singing together?And a son She Yan?
I don't know where it is.

Fortunately, after a few minutes, Guo Degang wiped off his sweat and finally put it on the right track.

Then set up a table, and began to clean his head with a white handkerchief.

Yu Qian hurried down to move the stool.

When moving the stools, the stage cannot be quiet, so Guo Degang looked in the direction of Yu Qian and said repeatedly, "I'll come!! I'll come!! I'll come!!"

Hearing these fake polite words, when Yu Qian took the chairs from the children in the side curtain, he was not even in the middle of the stage.

He threw the chair on the ground angrily.

Yell!
"Nonsense!! You are here!!!"

After this smash, the audience all had lively expressions and burst into laughter.

However, the juniors like Qi Yuncheng and Shaobing were almost subconsciously afraid. Is the uncle going crazy with alcohol?
Of course, it was also specially designed here, but the uncle's smashing was much more terrifying than usual. After all, the chair almost fell apart after drinking.

As soon as Guo Degang turned his head, the words he had shouted suddenly became softer, and he went over cautiously to see if he was really going crazy.

Of course, he didn't stop talking.

"I'll come! I'll come!"

"It's just a cheap word, you're here!!" Yu Qian picked up the chair with a bent waist and placed it in the middle of the stage.

"Come on!!" Guo Degang said in a very small voice beside him.

"Hey, then it's not me!!"

"You can't do this! I won't sing easily!"

"Okay, then let's go backstage, you challenge the board, and start singing!!"

: "Who's called?"

"What's your name?"

"Okay!" Guo Degang immediately extended a slap, "Five bowls of noodles with fried sauce, ten buns!"

'I've run into a mess, haven't I?A challenge is not a challenge! '

With a white handkerchief on his head, Guo Degang looked like a resentful woman. He immediately took a deep breath and shouted to the audience below, "Challenge!! Come!! Whoever kills me, I don't want to live anymore."

"Hooo!! Do you want to die on the stage?"

"What's that called?"

"It's time for Ding Shan'er to come!!!"

(End of this chapter)