Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 196 I hope this is not a day or two! 【Subscribe】

"This scientist is equating with a hooligan!!"

Amidst the bursts of laughter in the small theater, Yu Qian hurriedly applauded him on the stage.

"Hmph!" Qi Yuncheng was still angry, "I strictly forbid you to look down on scientists. If I bring more than 20 scientists to your house, it will be enough for you."

"That's right, just eating makes me poor."

"Just say that I am a person who has made achievements in many fields and knows a lot of things. And for things that cross talk actors don't understand, they all ask me for advice."

"What's the matter?"

"Look!" Qi Yuncheng pointed casually, "There is an old actor in the cross talk world, named Shi Fukuan."

"Oh, we all know each other. My master, Mr. Shi Fukuan, is also Mr. Hou Yaowenhou's old partner." Yu Qian nodded and introduced briefly.

"At Mr. Shi's age, he also has something to ask me."

"There are times when everyone doesn't understand."

"The last time I met him, he called me, Yun Cheng, I have a question, I had a dream last night, what's going on?

I said it's all right, the dream is what I think in my heart, it doesn't matter. "

"Dreams are a very normal phenomenon." Yu Qian said. .

"No, I dreamed that I was a cow grazing on a hill.

Nothing.

What did you say? It's okay. As soon as I opened my eyes, my mat on the kang was gone. "

"Ah???" Yu Qian was surprised.

He was surprised, but Qi Yuncheng was as calm as water, "It's easy, come and take him to the hospital."

"Then it's up to you to say."

"The old man is really confused. He doesn't understand what is going on in this dream."

"Then tell me about it."

Raising his hand, Qi Yuncheng became extremely professional, and then pointed to his head, "When a person falls asleep, the brain's thinking does not stop working.

The activities are still going on, and the things you have met, happened, and the scenes you have been to are reproduced again. "

"Yes!"

"Don't connect it with superstition, it's wrong."

"It's all right?" Yu Qian tried to say something.

"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Some people say that there are different interpretations of what you dream about. For example, if you dream that the water is good, it means that you are going to get rich!"

Yu Qian echoed, "Water represents wealth."

Qi Yuncheng: "Dreaming of goldfish also requires money."

Yu Qian said, "It's all money."

Qi Yuncheng: "It's bad if you dream of children."

Yu Qian asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

Qi Yuncheng: "This is a villain!"

Yu Qian: "A child is a villain?"

"Correct!"

Qi Yuncheng looked up, and then stretched out his hand to touch, "The best thing is to touch the moon in your dream. Say you can be the emperor."

"Huo! It's so powerful."

"I dreamed of touching the moon more than 1000 times."

"You now?"

"And talk about cross talk."

"Hey, it looks like an immortal." Yu Qian shook his head and said.

"The key is that it is good for you to let me be the class leader for a while!!"

Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng deviated from the original words and added a sentence, which is also a habit of hurting the master.

And he is like this, Yu Qian can pick up things better when he is beside him. After all, how many years of experience he has, he immediately looked at the man and said.

"Huo, are you going to usurp the throne? But don't think too much about it, your master is in good health now, and there may not be much problem in the past few years.

If you are willing to wait a few more years, there is still a door. "

"Why wait a few more years?" Qi Yuncheng was really puzzled at this time.

"Dalin will be an adult, and then we will come together."

"Just wait for Dalin?"

"nonsense!"

While talking, Yu Qian became impatient, and slapped the table and shouted loudly, "Otherwise, why would I accept him as an apprentice!! I hope this is not a day or two!!"

Hahahaha!

"Damn! Uncle is invincible!!"

"Using the emperor to order the princes, I vaguely saw this scene."

"This is the style of the uncle! Is it easy to endure for so many years?"

"I've been looking forward to it for a day or two, which fully reflects the impatience of the uncle."

On the stage, Yu Qian followed the child's thoughts and threw a bomb.

The laughter was almost unstoppable.

Qi Yuncheng was also included.

Originally, I deliberately said a little burden about the master, but I didn't expect the uncle to come here directly.

Although they have been professionally trained, they generally don't laugh, unless they can't help it.

And the side scenes at this time are naturally lively, especially Guo Degang, there is really no way.

Seeing senior brother Yu Qian helplessly shaking his head.

"When I performed with Yun Cheng, I didn't know how to handle it, but I could see that I was happy."

Hearing this sentence, Song Yi didn't know if he said it to himself. After all, there were some actors beside him, but seeing Teacher Yu's fierce tone must also make him happy.

And when she turned her gaze, it was the first time she saw Qi Yuncheng couldn't help laughing like this.

But on the stage, Qi Yuncheng was able to slow down and speak immediately.

"Master, can you follow the words?"

"You have to give me words first?" Yu Qian complained with a smile, which meant that you gave free play first.

Then he must not be able to put his words on the ground, right?

Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath, and at the same time really felt the gap in strength, but fortunately, he was not low in experience.

"Then I'll dream earlier that my master is not in good health."

"That's an idea, at least enjoy it in your dreams."

"But this dream is also something I think about during the day, and I only dream about it at night."

"Then after what I said just now, you will probably be able to dream tonight."

Sentence after sentence, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to say, "Let's not mention this, I had an experience when someone invited me to dinner at noon one day.

Eat roast duck. "

Yu Qian said, "Not bad."

"You know my appetite. I only ate four. I said I really can't eat any more."

"Huh? You didn't hold out to death?"

Qi Yuncheng drew a circle behind him, "I also ate four pancakes, one pancake per catty and rolled it up."

"Is there anyone with a rolled roast duck?"

"In the end, I couldn't eat anymore. I didn't eat it. But at night, someone invited me to dinner again, bird hot pot."

"Still eat?"

"Chicken, pigeons, quail, geese! Anyway, I have everything. After eating, I will be full of birds when I go to bed at night!"

"This is a dream."

"All kinds of birds fly with that, I carry a shotgun on my back, I'll shoot!"

Qi Yuncheng raised his hand as if raising a gun, "This one, that one, that one, this one."

"Not a lot."

"Suddenly, a big arm more than one meter long came to me. It came clattering.

I have to fight this.

But just as he was about to fight, he spoke. "

"say what."

"Don't hit!!" Qi Yuncheng who played the role stopped immediately!
At this time, Yu Qian was puzzled, "Bird talking?"

"I'm not a bird, I'm an angel."

"Huo? An angel?"

Qi Yuncheng was also surprised, and asked with his eyes cast aside, "Which theater is it?"

(End of this chapter)